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The highest levels of pissivity
Betwixt and between righteousness and the evil empire
"This is a slice of humble pie I might send back"
"Who in their right mind don't like pie?"
On the verge of being of dope
"We're all trying to figure it out"
"Justice is just for them"
"Death to the Death Star!"
"Do your neighbors know your stealing wifi?"
"Carolina without Cam is like cornflakes without milk"
"They're just hooking up!"
"The Eagle has landed"
"Don't trust anybody, they'll kneecap ya"
"MLK on Friday to Jesus on Tuesday"
"If you make fans side with the media, you suck"
"Welcome to the woke mob"
"Thought they'd be Titans but it's the Titanic"
"I don't wanna hear from ya daddy"
"That franchise mode narcotic"
"Manage as if you're on 4th and short"
"Let me bring my Bourbon in here and talk to ya'll"
"Don't give me your excuses"
"What's the toughest thing you've ever done?"
"He may not be young anymore but he's still restless"
"Did you seriously just say hitherto?"
"Can you go chest-to-chest with a robot?"
"Take your kids to work"
"For an old dude you listen to a lot of modern music"
"Making a way out of no way"
"Like you don't look just as nerdy as I do!"
"A word salad with no dressing"
"Respectfully, F that"
"You don't want that smoke"
"Crunchy Or Smooth?"
A shot or two away from a title
"So much for film study"
"I've got him out by week 10 or 11"
"Oh I feel like preaching"
"Everyone's on to bigger and better"
"He's not cut out for this"
"You think you can do this ish to me?"
"Just waiting for that trap door"
"Confirm the flush"
"The most 'I told you so' dude I've ever met"
"Big Time Friday"
"The fastest woman alive."
"Thank you for being a friend"
"Do you remember?"
"Why you gotta put my business out in the street like that?"
"If you do your own research, show your work"
"What's a brotherhood without trust?"
"Do you remember when you first learned to cuss?"
"Happy Anniversary Brother"
"That is the sound of inevitability"
"Funky Friday"
"You're not betting on Brady, I refuse to bet against Brady"
"Don't answer that door!"
"This one just seems to hit different"
"Did we just become best friends?"
"The Path of the Righteous Man is beset on all sides"
"I wanna talk about me and you"
"Say Bruh"
"Show up at church on Sunday, ain't nothin but the devil till Saturday"
"That personality type drives me crazy"
"I'm starting the show pissed off today"
"My Spidey-Sense is tingling!"
"I was told there'd be no math, you were told there'd be no fact checking"
"I should've said no to Nets talk"
"He gives no F's this year"
"You two are the ultimate uncles"
"Is modern sports journalism dead?"
"I'm so tired of ya'll"
"Why you can't give it back the way I loaned it to you?"
"Do you make your bed in the morning?"
"Have you ever explained football to someone who doesn't watch?"
"Nobody derails a conversation better than you"
"You are a chameleon of commentary"
"BFA Live from Tahoe: Day 2"
"BFA Live from Tahoe"
"Somebody say Thursday"
"The Deer in Headlights?"
"You messed with the wrong Marine!"
"Why do you hate good things?"
"Ben Simmons has got to go"
"Hey buddy, how we doing today?"
"One of us is going to be nervous tomorrow"
"I don't need your prayers!"
"For such a well dressed man you have poor taste"
"Show up looking like boo boo the fool"
"I told you, I'm in too deep!"
"That was quite a homerun trot"
"A new BFA: Smith and LaFleur"
"All that sizzle, no heat"
"Thank you Magic Johnson"
"Heading to The Vineyard"
"Somebody brought potato salad with raisins to the family picnic"
"Get Melle Mell on this, the mix is messed up"
"Sometimes it be your own damn homies"
"New truism: Never call rich people's bluffs"
"Same shirt, different picture"