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"Do you order an appetizer as your entrée?"
"It's like a half day at school"
"A double shot of Crown with Sprite and lime"
"I'm gonna get my shots"
"Some people you don't want to drive cross country with"
"Take a look at the bad guy"
"The Blues Brothers"
"The difference between local and national sports talk radio is like the difference between Pork Ribs and Pringles"
"Why do people insist we take the stairs?"
"Oh what a night"
"Everything ends badly otherwise it wouldn’t end"
"Tomorrow is my Christmas"
"Maybe, maybe not. Maybe go bleep yourself"
"It goes to show you how powerful and useful art can be"
"I felt comfortable doing the Humpty Dance"
"Rock, Paper, Scissors"
"It was one of those days I won't forget"
"Takin' me back to my college years"
"I don’t want my children to fear me, I want them to fear mediocrity"
"Dream of being the next Dwyane Wade"
"The gloves are off"
"When you're the water boy, you never lose your job"
"You gotta flex with your card"
“Don’t be shushing me, dog”
"Freestyle Friday"
"The Utah Jazz are elevator music”
"We need to have this conversation to better ourselves"
"You're not going to win a Kentucky Derby on a donkey"
"I wish she flipped off everybody lookin!"
"What you know about LL Cool J, youngin?”
"You haven't seen me dance, you don’t know me like that"
“Kyle Shanahan is the Meghan McCain of NFL coaches”
"James Harden must have slapped me in another life"
"Stop with ‘they’ I’m talking to you!”
"The Philly Special is only temporary like the McRib”
“Andy Dalton is the Nissan Maxima of QB’s”
"Dude just Rick James'd my couch"
"I often think long and hard about how much I overthink"
"One of the biggest hypocrites I know is me"
"We never lose our demons, we learn to live above them"
"Listen to me now, believe me later on"
"If you have to say 'I could do worse' that means it's bad"
"We don't roll like that no more"
"It's like a Tribe Called Quest, you say the whole thing"
"It may be paranoia but it's justified paranoia"
"This will be my Flu Game today"
"Did you just slander The Golden Child!?"
"That entire thing was to just say jawn”
"We need another Black Star album"
"Janet is the most talented Jackson"
"I played the clarinet for 3 years and I was good at it"
"I'm allowed to disagree with you on your birthday"
"How about that, it looks like it's my turn again"
"You never know what a day is going to bring forth"
"It's always weird to read rap lyrics"
"On at 3, off by 5"
"I've never cursed on this show... but they're testing my patience"
"Don't be surprised if..."
"You can't be tossin' the Lombardi off a boat in Tampa!"
"Two dudes on Zoom"
"You can win with this, or you can win with that"
"This conversation with a little tequila? It's about to get real in here"
"You've forgotten what fresh cut confidence feels like"
"Eric Bieniemy is the Hillary Clinton of head coaching candidates"
"Courtside Karen was MAD MAD"
"Sarah, come get your man"
"Which movie do we quote more Training Day or Pulp Fiction?"
"We're going to class up this joint"
"We got to have something to shake us out of this collective doldrum”
"Mamba Mentality has transcended basketball and become universal"
"Rodgers is on the doorstep more than the mailman"
"I don't have a slide deck for you every time I make an argument"
"There can't be unity if there's no justice"
"This conversation added 275 calories to us"
"We need the guidance and wisdom of MLK now more than ever"
"Everybody likes to be the little spoon sometimes"
"You can't have Star Wars without the Death Star"
"Two historic moves in one day"
"Houston has a problem and I have the solution"
"Draft picks are food for the egos of General Managers"
"Brother From Another Wild Card Weekend Special"
"I appreciate your passion but you're wrong"
"We want Justice, they want quiet"
"Pray for our country"
"The next Batman? This is big. It's a big day."
"It takes separation to bring appreciation."
"My top 5 Christmas songs are very black"
"Why is my man in a strip club, maskless?!"
"We were all rooting for you!"
"Don't ever leave a voicemail"
"Defense wins championships, but it doesn't win MVPs"
"I miss the bubble"
"He could've been cramping AND nature could've been calling"
"One guy looks built for this and that guy is Jalen Hurts"
"Some of these guys gotta toughen up a little bit"
"Kyrie's walking around here like he's Jordan or something"
"Happy star, happy franchise"
"Scottie Pippen is the patron saint of sidekicks"
"Gregg Williams is a lot of things, but he's not stupid"
"Are we numb or are we dumb?"