All Episodes

10). “I Crashed My Van Into Jesus!” - “Saved!” (2004)

9). “If You Have To Use The ‘F’ Word, Go For The Gold” - “My Fellow Americans” (1996)

8). Don’t Buy The 2-Pack - “The Pizzagate Massacre” (2020)

7). Pobody's Nerfect - "Some Like It Hot" (1959)

6). The Ed Hardy Cinematic Universe - “Beastly” (2011)

5). The Hills Are Alive With The Sound of History Repeating Itself - “The Sound Of Music” (1965)

4). Bigfoot, Satan, and a Trump Clone Walk Into Hell... - "Trump VS. the Illuminati" (2020)

3). We're Once Again Screaming at a Child… - "Atonement" (2007)

2). Rapture? I Hardly Know Her! - "Left Behind" (2014)

1). Codependency, But Make It Cinema - “New Moon” (2009)

7.09: "I Blessed the Rains Down in Paprika" (“New Moon” by Stephenie Meyer, "Pressure" and "Paris")

7.08: “Jesus, Stephenie!" ("New Moon" by Stephenie Meyer, "Killer" and "Family")

ROGUE TRANSMISSIONS: Halfway to Halloween Hullabaloo

7.07: "Leave Jacob Alone!" (“New Moon” by Stephenie Meyer; “Cult" and "Intruder")

7.06: "Chekov's Stomach Flu" (“New Moon” by Stephenie Meyer; “Third Wheel" and "The Meadow")

7.05: "It's Rat Poison In Her Ovaries!" (“New Moon” by Stephenie Meyer; "Repetition" and "Adrenaline")

"Where The Hell Have You Been, Loca?" A Christmas Bitch Session

7.04: "It's Like, A Penis Competition..." (“New Moon” by Stephenie Meyer; "Cheater", "Friends")

7.03: "Stop Throwing the Camera!" (“New Moon” by Stephenie Meyer; “The End", “Waking Up")

7.02: "Smooth, Hard, and Very Cold" (“New Moon” by Stephenie Meyer; “Party" and "Stitches")

7.01: “Monsterbating" ("New Moon" by Stephenie Meyer)

6.10: “Where's Big Pussy Tosser?" (“Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging"- June-July)

6.09: "What's Wrong With Thongs?" ("Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging"- April - May)

6.08: "The Sexually Active Sex Dream" ("Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging," March)

6.07: "The Da Vinci Costume" ("Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging", February - "Jas Must Die"

"There's A Plum In His Bum!" CLATM: "Four Christmases", featuring Arthur Howell from 2 Cents Critic

6.06: “Tupac Does Not Have Alopecia" (“Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging”, January - "Exploding Knickers")

6.05: “This Is Now A Topless Podcast" (“Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging”, December - “The Stiff Dylans Gig”)

6.04: "We're Letting Our Thighs Spread Out" (“Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging”, November - “A Bit of Rough”)

"He's Gonna Carpe Someone's Diem..." CLATM: “Dead Poet's Society”, featuring the Step Pod Bros from Scuttlebutt Podcast

Patreon Unlocked: "Out of the Nest"- Reading Our Petty Journals for Your Entertainment!

Chick-Lit: The Author Files - Matt Garnier

6.03.5: "The Toxic Gossip Train..."

6.03: "Being A Lesbian is a Personal Problem" ("Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging", October - “Tainted Love”)

6.02: “She Needs A Dictionary…" ("Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging"; September - “Operation Sausage”)

6.01: "She Doesn't Know What A Lesbian Is!" (“Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging”; The Month Of August)

5.08: “We Quit! (...this book)" (The Handmaid's Tale, Jezebels-Historical Notes")

5.07: "She's Got Her Race Horse Hat On!" (The Handmaid's Tale, "Soul Scrolls")

TV Time: "I'm Concerned for her Perineum..." (Hulu's "The Handmaid's Tale", Season 1, Episode 2)

"Troy Duffy is a Tarantino Wannabe" CLATM: "The Boondock Saints" (1999) ft. Heath and Jamie from The E-14 Podcast

"A Bloody Mushroom Crantini!" - CLATM: "The Night Before..." (2015) ft. Ben Collins

5.06: "Meet Horny Offred!" (The Handmaid's Tale, "Night" and "Soul Scrolls")

TV Time: "Will Smith In: The Pirates of the Caribbean" (Hulu's "The Handmaid's Tale", Season 1, Episode 1)

An Extremely Irreverent Update About Our Very Serious Break

Chick-Lit: The Author Files - Linda Kay Klein

5.05: "Adam's Busy Smokin' His Own Ribs" ("The Handmaid's Tale" "Night" & "Birth Day")

5.04: "Is This About a Penis??" ("The Handmaid's Tale": "Nap" & "Household")

Chick-Lit Sings: "There's A Fine, Fine, Line" (Avenue Q) 🎤

5.03: "Did This B*tch Just Put Butter in Her Shoe?" ("The Handmaid's Tale", Chapters "Night", and "Waiting Room")

5.02: "A World Full of Peter Pettigrews..." ("The Handmaid's Tale": Chapters "Night" & "Shopping")

5.01: "Karyn's Clairvoyant and the World is On Fire" ("The Handmaid's Tale" Author's Intro)

"Live Fast, Die Hard!" CLATM: "Tusk" (2014) ft. Friend Of The Pod, Marissa

"She's HELLA Mad..." CLATM: "Thor: Ragnarok" (2017) ft. Kris from "The Madames" Podcast

Chick-Lit: The Author Files - Kate Racculia

Chick-Lit: Bonus Bullsh*t, PT One, Continued! ft. Marissa P.

Chick-Lit: Bonus Bullsh*t, Part One

4.16: "She Said BEANNNS!" ("Sorcerer/Philosopher's Stone", Recap) ft. Casey-Jane

4.15: "I Personally Would Have Burned His D*ck Off..." ("Sorcerer/Philosopher's Stone", Chapter 17)

4.14: "They're Social Piranahs!" ("Sorcerer/Philosopher's Stone", Chapter 16)

4.13: "The Magical Florist is Behind it All" ("Sorcerer/Philosopher's Stone", Chapter 15)

"Pac-Man is His Only Pickup Line" - CLATM: "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World" (2010) ft. Ashley and Lindsay from "Pineapple Pizza Podcast"

4.12: "Wizards are REAL Pervy..." ("Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone", Chapter 14)

4.11: "Keep Neville's Name OUT YOUR F*CKING MOUTH!" ("Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone", Chapter 13) ft. Bob From "Great Pop Culture Debate"

"What In The Transcontinental Accent Is Going On?!" - CLATM: "The Thin Man" (1934) ft. Josh & Adam from "Munch My Benson" Podcast

4.10: "Manic Pixie Dumbledore Returns!" ("Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone", Chapter 12)

4.09: "ELASTIC MOMENTUM!" ("Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone", Chapter 11)

4.08: "Harry Potter & The Golden Snatch!" ("Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone", Chapter 10)

Chick-Lit Sings: "Muggle" 💀 (An Original Song Parody To "Royals") 🎤

"She Was Clammin' Right on the Thigh!" - CLATM: "Superbad" (2007) ft. Jordan from "Dads On Dayquill" Podcast

4.07: "Is 'Wizard's Duel' Code for an Orgy?" ("Sorcerer/Philosopher's Stone", Chapter 9)

4.06: "The Polyjuice Pregnancy Pact" ("Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone", Chapter 8)

4.05: "Fred & George Would Definitely Be Sh*tposters..." ("Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone", Chapter 7)

4.04: "Weasley's Wizard... What Now?" ("Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone", Chapter 6)

"Will Gluck Is Artistic As F*ck!" - CLATM: "Easy A" (2010) ft. Red & Blue Dino from "Like Riding A Fish" Podcast

4.03: "He's Just A Pale....... B*tch." ("Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone", Chapter 5)

4.02: "The Smeltings Stick Is Its Own Personality" ("Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone", Chapters 3-4)

4.01: "Dumbledore Is A Manic Pixie Dream Girl" ("Sorcerer's/Philosopher’s Stone", Chapters 1-2)

Chick-Lit Sings: "I'll Be Home For Christmas" 🎄🎤

BONUS: "Is This March Madness?!" Ranking "The Office" (US) Christmas Episodes!

The Chicks Take A Week Off, & A Special Announcement

3.20: "The Cullens, Recovering Cannibals..." (Season 3 Recap of "Twilight", ft. Nathan From "Breaking Down Bad Books" Podcast)

Chick-Lit: The Author Files - P.J. Vernon

"Annelle Is A Serial Killer?!" - CLATM: "Steel Magnolias" (1989) ft. Eric and Bob from "Great Pop Culture Debate" Podcast

3.19: "It's LITERALLY the Sunshine State, You Stupid B*tch!" ("Twilight", Chapters 23, 24, & Epilogue)

3.18: "That Thing Where The Villain Says The Whole Plan" ("Twilight", Chapters 21-22)

Chick-Lit Sings: "I Put A Spell On You" (Bette Midler Style) 🎤

BONUS: A Chick-Lit Spooktacular Extravaganza!

"Gotta Watch Out For That Magical P*ssy" - CLATM: "Hocus Pocus" (1993) ft. Disney Trivia Master, Casey-Jane

3.17: James Is Literally Just A Plot Device ("Twilight", Chapters 19-20)

3.16: What the F*ck is Fish Fry? ("Twilight", Chapters 17-18)

3.15: "Carlisle Goes To Night School!" ("Twilight", Chapter 16)

"God, I Miss My Foreskin..." - CLATM: "The 40 Year Old Virgin" (2005) ft. The Boys from "The Scuttlebutt" Podcast

3.14: "Is Eating Tears A Kink?" ("Twilight", Chapter 15)

3.13: "Jesus Is My Pilot" (A Baby Episode!)

Chick-Lit: The Author Files - Allie Pleiter

"It's a Movie About Hookers, But For Kids!" - CLATM: "Princess Diaries 2" (2004) ft. Frances & Jordan from "The Podcast Diaries"

Patreon Episode 1: UNLOCKED! "Batman and...Aubree?"

BONUS: The Chicks Live React To "Twilight" (2008)

BONUS: "One Year Anniversary Extravaganza!"

3.12: "Zaddy Swan Can't Microwave His Own Lasagna!" ("Twilight" Chapter 14)

3.11: "How Do You Think Randy Quaid F**ks?" ("Twilight" Chapter 13)

3.10: Edward Wears Mom Jeans? Eww... ("Twilight" Chapter 12)

3.09: The Brown Album ("Twilight" Chapter 11)

3.08: Cute, Or Creepy?! Eurotrash: Edward Edition ("Twilight" Chapter 10)

A Few Updates!

3.07: Do Vampire Blowjobs Give You Brainfreeze? ("Twilight" Chapter 9)

3.06: "My Name's Amber, What Can I Getcha?" ("Twilight" Chapters 7 & 8)

"There's Been a MURDER!" - CLATM: "School of Rock" (2003) ft. Ben & Karen from "Crime & Compulsion'" Podcast

3.05: He's Hanging Out With Bears, Aren't You Alarmed?! ("Twilight" Chapter 6)

3.04: A Period Piece - Careful, It's Heavy ("Twilight" Chapter 5)

3.03: Muffy Was Right - This Is Vomitrocious ("Twilight" Chapter 4)

"Our Bi Fairy Godmother!" - CLATM: "Ever After" (1998) ft. Niki from "Page Turners & Button Mashers" Podcast

3.02: Every Titty Is A Snowflake ("Twilight" Chapters 2-3)

3.01: "Apologies To The Vampire Community" ("Twilight" Introduction, Chapter 1)

"WHY THE HUGE BUTTCRACKS?!" - CLATM: "Ella Enchanted" (2004)

2.07: "If Your Buddy Cat-Calls, Slap Him In The Face!" (Season 2 Recap of "Ella Enchanted")

2.06: "Stop It, You're Gonna Get Us Cancelled!" ("Ella Enchanted" Chapters 27-Epilogue)

2.05: We Both Look Like Shit, So Let's Zoom Anyway ("Ella Enchanted" Chapters 22-26)

2.04: Different Bottom, Same Heart ("Ella Enchanted" Chapters 18-21)

"FUUUUTUUURRREE!" - CLATM: "Spongebob SquarePants Movie" (2004) ft. Lenox Tillman

2.03: "She's Optimistic And/Or Bionic" ("Ella Enchanted" Chapters 13-17)

BONUS: Karyn's Reading Corner - "Twilight"

2.02: Emilio Estevez Hangs Out With Actual Ducks ("Ella Enchanted" Chapters 7-12)

"Husky Hoskins In D Minor" - CLATM: "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" (1988) ft. Cam & Scott from the "Spyhards" Podcast

2.01: Under My Umber-Ella-Ella ("Ella Enchanted" Chapters 1-6)

2.00: Season 2 Trailer - "Ella Enchanted"

1.16: BONUS: Buzzfeed Quizzes & 2020 Wrap Up (Since Everyone Else Is Doing It)

1.15: BONUS: "Every Time I Drink 2 Buck Chuck..." - AMA Part II (Podcast Boogaloo)

"Super-Fruit Areola" - CLAM: Ft. Melissa Herrera from "Mimosa Sisterhood"

1.14: BONUS: AMA, Origin Story, & The Newlywed Game (BFF Edition)

1.13: "Grandmere PROBS Killed That Lady..." ("The Princess Diaries" Season 1 Recap)

1.12: THE FINAL CHAPTER: "Girl, It's Derby Day, & This Tastes Like Vinegar & Toilet Water!"

1.11: Mia, He's Fast - He's Gonna Do Hand Stuff At The Dance! (Almost The Finale)

1.10.5: Karyn Gets Married!

1.10: Next, On The Powder Puff Girls - What Happens When Ya Get Out-Douched By a Douche

1.09: Can You Even DO The Charleston? Don't Catch The Crack, an ASMR Failure

1.08: Oh, We've GOT YOU, Genovian Daddy! Get Your Quick-Quotes Quill Ready, Sally Struthers

1.07: I Don't Run Anywhere Except For My Life... so SUCK IIIIT, LANA!

1.06: Week Old Limes Are Fine... Just Don't Go Near Mr. Stewart's Desk

1.05: You Say Tomato, I Say Keanu

1.04: Norman the Foot Fetishist, Dial Up Internet, & John Lithgow Selling Out For Minutes

1.03: Neve Campbell, Daddy Don, and the Guy From Lost

1.02: Renaldo vs. Renaldi, the Great Divide

1.01: Smelling Josh Richter in the Privacy of Our Own Home

1.00: Season 1 Trailer - "The Princess Diaries"