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I'm sure I left my M&Ms in here

202

Happy birthday Elzner!!

203

Be aware of Brown Friday

204

Yahoo Mountain Dew!

205

Who dat hiding in the grass?

206

Horsing around at 30,000 feet

207

Who's at the door?

208

Have you seen my space wrench?

209

Happy birthday Marines

210

Buy the truck, & I'll throw in the deer.

211

Let the javelinas play through

212

Do you have this in an 8-point?

213

Listen to that itchy hand

214

Rangers Win, Kevin Bacon found!

215

Be sure and check your flapper valve

216

I'm Buck, your new chef

217

Hey Ginger, my throat hurts

218

Hey, I'm in the vault

219

Give 'em the shaft

220

Put me in Coach!

221

Hey Rufus, who's lurking behind the station?

222

How do you want your bear burger cooked?

223

Hey Charlie, how ya like them apples?

224

Got any Parmesan?

225

Would you rather ride in a balloon or a pumpkin?

226

It's fat bear time again

227

Sir, you're welcome, but you're croc's not

228

Dollars to doughnuts that bear has three legs

229

Mom, Porky's here!

230

Ooooh that smell

231

Bye bye high sheep

232

Did the groundhog see his fan belt?

233

Big Tex, the Weinermobile, & a yelling toilet

234

The purring engine

235

I bearly got my donuts

236

Does this cop car go to Bacon Creek Road?

237

Homecoming and Spider Monkeys

238

Hey Winnie, save some honey for the rest of us

239

When in Houston, watch the signs

240

When pigs fly

241

Stick 'em up!

242

The Wong Diamond

243

The Human Hamster Wheel

244

Metallica with Fido

245

Cheeks or buttocks?

246

Have a cheeseburger in paradise for Jimmy

247

Howdy Doody calls shotgun

248

Have you seen my lion?

249

Blue Moon over rubber duckies

250

Beware the kidney bean

251

Could we help you Rudolph? Nah, just browsing.

252

Hogs on the run

253

We don't have banana floats here at Popeye's

254

Bear bnb

255

That giraffe ain't got no spots!

256

Holy raccoon!

257

I bearly saw the mullet

258

How 'bout those new lungs?

259

Carolina in my mind

260

By the time we got to Death Valley...

261

Lance Campbell is a superintendent? AHMO

262

School days

263

Want s'more?

264

Get ready for some football

265

Hank got tanked

266

Take my picture, not my purse!

267

Can't you see the painted wagon?

268

Slip-slidin' away

269

Always wear clean underwear

270

Shcool's about to start

271

Can I get my ssssssssscript?

272

Happy Birthday Twist! Dancin' with the Bee Gees

273

Mind if these goats play through?

274

Rat with a red flag

275

Bus stop with the gator

276

Don't burn your cookies on the dashboard

277

Goat on a ledge

278

Hey Daddy, did we get a new slide?

279

Look at that wiener dog go!!

280

Is there a snake on the yacht?

281

Hang ten otters

282

I'll have another lotto ticket

283

Just go to the zoo & then Tom's Diner

284

The Snail Speedway

285

Bear it all, but don't squat on the spurs

286

Swifty owls & a big fish

287

KFC: Seal the deal

288

Did you order a beef burrito?

289

Has anybody seen the rhino?

290

Surf's up corgis!

291

Oh Dolly!

292

Roscoe spotted at Buc-ee's

293

Recall of the Baby Sharks

294

No, not VBS!!

295

I'll take my tacos in the attic

296

The bear asks, "Mind if I sleep here?"

297

Nude recreation?

298

It said snake

299

Was that a wolverine?

300

Put ten on Cassius for me