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Wouldn't you like to ride in my beautiful trash can?
Hey, who pulled the plug?
Lay off my Hot Pocket
Surfin' with Tom
The water buffalo out front should've told ya
Drop the knife, or I'll tase ya
Does the shell come with it?
Darnit, store's closed
They call me the fireman
Creepy dolls help sea turtles
Chocolate milk?
Choke down some polk salad
Dang me! Buddy Holly wins!
That's a lot of bull
You should see the breadsticks
Beehive airlines
No matter, the fourth is with you
What number bee are you?
Did y'all throw away that teddy bear?
Now what day is Cinco de Mayo?
The Red-Headed Stranger turns 90
Glad I forgot the tomatoes
The moose with the popcorn should've told ya
I didn't see that comin'
Sorry, I thought this was a Chick-fil-A
I think I will have another big orange drink
It's a long way...
Rock n' Roll never forgets...neither does the IRS
Rave on in the Swamp
You got 200 thou I can borrow?
Sister's hard to handle at home
Sister's comin' home!!
What, me worry?
Put a cap on it!
Thanks for the lungs and the cornea
It's National Burrrrrrrrito Day!!
Only #1 goes
Watch your step
You can't fool the Swampheads
UNT Eagles are NIT Champs!!
That's tots, ma'am
Mind if these elk play through?
Welcome to Texas Ben the Bear
Sadie, puppy day is over
Fluff your own pillow
Have you ever eaten a Peep?
I meant Aquarena!
What a day for a daydream
You can't park here
Dancing with Mr. Bojangles
Will and the 72 ouncer
Is that a Jack Fruit?
March on Spring Break
Roll out the champagne carpet
I can't get no respect
Is that a banana behind the fridge?
Is that a gator or a deer?
Ridin' like the wind
Deep in the heart of Texas
Bunny Bunny
Watch out for the clothes line
The moose out front should've told ya
Ben the bear is outta here
Go ahead, I'll wait to buy my ticket
How bout that 94-footer?
Boot scootin' to North Carolina
Hail to the big cheese
Do you have to be a robin to rock?
Is the earth moving under our feet?
Get ready to ride the storm
Hail you say?
How bout those Chiefs?
No, you have to buy a ticket
What's on the great white's nose?
Don't bother knocking
Willie & the two Grammys
The Day the Music Died
It's Groundhog Day!!
Trey Ford committed!!
Open up the canned heat
Somebody order McDonald's?
Papa oom mow mow
Bell pepper's a fruit?
Get right, Ralphie!
That battery's how much?
Meet Wile E. Coyote
How's that electric car workin' for ya?
How bout them Cowboys!
Hey Jughead!
Choppin' broccoli
Leave the bear there
I'll have the sausage roll
Yakety Yak
Rah Rah TCU!!
You speakada German?
Don't forget to alpaca the onions
Harold Taft is gone. We're on our own.
It ain't the Cotton Bowl
Don't forget the Rock n' Roll & black-eyed peas
Be sure and scratch all the numbers