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Crunch Wears No Pants — 148 episodes
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LAMELOOOOOO
Olivia Miles is the MVP, Timberwolves Rebrand, Wolves Jerseys Draft
A referendum on Tim Connelly, Reviewing Over/Unders, and KAT with Kyle Theige
THE FOURTH ANNUAL CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS YEAR END PANTIE AWARDS EXTRAVAGANZA AKA THE FACWNPYEPAES
THROATGATE! WOLVES TAKE GAME 4! THAT WAS A DISGUSTING ACT BY VICTOR WEMBANYAMA!
The Spurs Fan POV with Gregg Masterson
INSTANT REACTIONS TO GAME 1! THE WOLVES STEAL IT IN SAN ANTONIO!
THEY'RE ALL BAD DEFENDERS! THE HOSPITAL WOLVES TAKE DOWN THE NUGGETS IN SIX
EMERGENCY! LIVE FROM THE ATRIUM PRE-GAME 6
INSTANT REACTIONS TO GAME 3 LIVE FROM THE CONCOURSE
Katy Winge from AltitudeTV joins the pod to tell us "Nuggets in Sixish"
Wolves/Nuggets Preview, Best Burgers in the Twin Cities, Zyon Pullin propaganda
Regular Season Purgatory, WNBA Free Agency, Project Hail Mary, 2026 Movie Slate
The End of Season Feels Meaningless for the First Time in Forever, Ant + Jaden Injuries, Ayo Donsumu is a God amongst Men
The Wolves beat Scott Foster (with Andrew Dukowitz)
The new WNBA CBA and what it means for the Lynx (with Andrew Dukowitz)
The Game of Thrones Draft
This is an episode of Crunch Wears No Pants
Ant's Ascension, the Bench Mob Hierarchy, & Navigating Pet Loss with Dane Moore
EMERGENCY POD: KYLE ANDERSON IS BACK
Let's Argue about Julius Randle
Ant to Atlanta, The Green Guys Draft, and Chelanga's Backlog of Takes with Chelanga Langason
Chris Finch Civil War 2.0 + We Love Ayo Dosunmu
Trade Deadline Review: No Giannis :( Hi Ayo! Goodbye, Mike (for now)
Minnesota Gianniswolves
MC Jon B! The Joan Zone! The Team Imploded Last Week!
We Don't Want to Trade Everyone Anymore
Trade Deadline Targets, Chris Finch Dynasty Killer, Rudy's 5th DPOTY, Brief My Neighbor Totoro Tangent
The Vibes are Rancid! Who Should We Trade?
A Very Panty Nation Christmas: Getting Gifts for the Wolves Roster
KG's back, Karl's back, and WolvesBoxScores is Back
The Sports Video Game Draft
OKC Win Post Game Reaction | Chris Finch, Ant Heroics, Mr. Pibb, Honey for Bones
BONE ZONE DOMAIN EXPANSION + GOOSEBUMPS
Are the Wolves bad?
In Arena Music Selections with Timberwolves Music Directors Tim Miller and DJ Dudley D
JULIUS RANDLE KNOWS ABOUT GOOSEBUMPS
The Wolves Twitter Civil War, Ja Morant, and the Goosebumps Conspiracy
The Hunt for Meaningful Insights (four games into the season)
WE ENTERED THE BONE ZONE! Season Opener Reaction Pod
WolvesFest 2025 Live Show (with JakesGraphs, Dane Moore, and Kyle Theige)
Season Over/Unders With Kyle Theige
Two Words: Super Show | Pre-Season Buy, Hold, Sell
QUEEN PHEE AND THE TREES
Lynx Advance, Alanna (co) DPOTY, Bones Hyland, and the future of Star Wars and Marvel
YOU JUST GOT CRAIG'D (With Craig Smith)
Prowl DOES Wear Pants (with Andrew Dukowitz)
The DiJonai Carrington Trade, Uncle Tim, and a thrilling RWOW
STUDBUDZ AND SUMMER LEAGUE
Nickeil Alexander Walker: We Will Love You Forever
No KD trade news means today's episode is a Jurassic World: Rebirth Review
Kevin Durant Trade Chatter, A SCOOP, and Jordan's Dad
The Third Annual Crunch Wears No Pants Year End Panties Award Extravaganza
Chris Hine joins to discuss his new book "Ant" and Mariah Carey
The Season Comes to a Close + What the Offseason Has in Store + Wow Phee is so good
Griftgate 2025, BenchMobBrickgate 2025, and Unpacking Game 1 of the WCF
THE TIMBERWOLVES RETURN TO THE WESTERN CONFERENCE FINALS
A Voice for the Voiceless: Lakers recap, Second Round Preview, the Respect Bit, and The Giver
HEY LAKERS SUBREDDIT, WHAT HAPPENED?!
Lakers series thusfar & Jordan's Horrific Experience with a Celtics fan
Michael Beasley RWOW Deep Dive!
Julius Randle and Joe Ingles are Nice Guys! With Andrew Dukowitz!
Reactions to the Nuggets Game, The BRAWL, and our Iowa Wolves Experience
Obi Toppin is ruining the 2024-25 Minnesota Timberwolves Season
MICHAEL GRADY REFERENCED "GOOSEBUMPS"
I GET THOSE GOOSEBUMPS EVERYTIME
The Return of DDV + Julius Randle | Five Year Timberwolves Projection
The Young Wolves Revolution + Fiber to the Fish House Live Episode with Chelanga!
Brandon is lightly back?
Brandon has given up on your 2024-25 Minnesota Timberwolves
Trade Deadline Preview
JORDAN DYE JOINS FOR GUESTUARY
Post Game Reaction to the 108-106 Victory over the Clippers
WE'RE SO BACK
It's so Over
Karl-Anthony Towns Returns to Target Center Tomorrow and We're Not Ready for It
Timberwolves Finding Their Stride? PLUS the return of TIMBERTALES
FUNCTIONAL MORON IS IN THE STUDIO
The Vibes are: NOT GREAT
I GET THOSE GOOSEBUMPS EVERYTIME + The "Julius or Randle" Draft
Britt Robson joins the show to discuss *that* tweet
Evaluating the early Season + Awarding "Naz Reid Games"
The Official Pod of Julius Randle Bullyball Enjoyers
Game 1 Reactions + The Grinch + The Sons Draft with Chelanga Langason
Season Predictions and Over/Unders + Mid-2000s talk with Jack from Bad Angle Basketball
The Lynx are in the Finals + Wolves Things Bracket
The Timberwolves traded Karl-Anthony Towns and we're SAD
The Lynx are Insane, City Edition Leaks, and a Mailbag with JakesGraphs
Goodbyes & Hellos + The Fandom Draft
Draft Talk, Lynx Chatter, Over/Under Reviews, Criston Cole
The Second Annual Crunch Wears No Pants Year End Panties Award Extravaganza
THE TIMBERWOLVES WIN GAME FOUR TO TAKE A COMMANDING 1-3 DEFICIT IN THE WCF! IT WAS WRITTEN
Mavericks Series Preview + Nuggets In Memoriam Segment
WE'RE NEVER GONNA DIE, THE TIMBERWOLVES BEAT THE NUGGETS IN GAME 7
THE TIMBERWOLVES OBLITERATE THE NUGGETS IN GAME 6
GAME 2: BELT 2 ASS ON THE REIGNING CHAMPION DENVER NUGGETS
Nuggets Playoff Match Up + The Suns In Memoriam
THE TIMBERWOLVES SWEEP THE PHOENIX SUNS AND ADVANCE TO THE SECOND ROUND FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2004
Game 2 Recap: Three Things We Love to See
Game 2 vs Suns Preview and the Wolves Things Draft with Kyle Theige
Game 1 Recap + Player by Player Analysis
6 things a Phoenix Suns fan hates about the Suns with Auggie 5000
KAT's tenure on the Wolves depends on the Suns series + the Moon Draft + Were Penguins in the Bible
The Naz Reid Episode + Is Godzilla a hyper-libertarian? + Who we want to own the Timberwolves besides Glen Taylor
FREE THE TIMBERWOLVES OF CAPITALIST RESTRAINTS!
We Still Exist and Ant is Still so Good + Cast a Wolf: DUNE EDITION
Nikola Pekovic Random Wolf of the Week Spotlight
Luke Ridnour Random Wolf of the Week Spotlight
Wolves Twitter Meltdown + omg the Wolves are so good + The Fictional Player Buyout
In Defense of Kyle Anderson, Trade Deadline Reactions, and Luigi is a bad guy with Chelanga Langason
KAT AND ANT ARE ALL STARS + The Shark Tank Trade Machine
Claire de Lune plants her flag as a (cautiously optimistic) TIMBERWOLVES BELIEVER
Dane Moore sold a massage chair to Theo Ratliff
MC Jon B discusses Crunch, the team's growth in Abu-Dhabi, and more + the Star Wars Starting Five Draft
EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE FINE + Timberwolves What If's
Goodbye to You, Vit Krejci
KAT and NAW are so good + the Birds Draft
The Fix for the Timberwolves' Bench Offensive Woes + What Former Wolf Role Player Would You Add to This Roster
The Rudy Gobert Apology Episode + The Same First Name as the Starters Draft lol
Cast a Wolf, In Defense of Banning Stupid Charges, and TROY BROWN JR
The Sustainability of the Wolves' Success (Pt.2), Things We're Thankful For, and Mad Thibs with WOLVESHOTBOXSCORES
Wolves Beyond: Live from the Back of the Top the Tater Van
Reasons to Believe in Sustained Timberwolves Success + the Return of Timbertales
THE HOWLER EPISODE + The Frankenplayer Draft
Season Predictions and the Wolves Things Bracket
Scoops that Never Were, the Big Things Draft, and Yearly Over/Unders with Paul Lambert
The CND NBA Show Wears No Pants Live Show Pizza Party Extravaganza with Jon Krawczynski and Jake's Graphs at Parkway Pizza
Vit Krejci, Shake Milton's Birthday Cake, and The Worst Vibes Draft
The CND NBA Show Wears No Pants Supershow Extravaganza
The Official Crunch Wears No Pants Season End No Pants Allowed Recognition Segment Award Show! + Jaden Snub + Has the healing nature of time changed our thoughts on the season?
What do the Wolves do now? Reflection on the 2022-23 Season, the Two Bigs Experiment, Our Fav Moments, Offseason Theories
Attempted Silver Linings of Game 1 vs the Nuggets, Play In Successes, and Jamal Murray's Instagram
The Wolves Have Never Been As Back As They Are At This Exact Moment
Do We Want the Smoke? Playoffs Edition, Crunch's Intervention, and Kyle Anderson/Ed Malloy/Barbecue Sauce Infidelity Saga
Frank Garza joins to talk about Luka and the parallels between basketball and life, plus the debut of our Timberwolves-themed AI generated Movie Scripts
The Timberwolves Dating Game + Our NEW Friend Mike Conley
Making sense of All Star Snubs, National Media Bias, and the Last of Us with Chelanga Langason
Reasons to Be Optimistic + The Wolves Villains Draft + Lifting the Trade Talk Embargo
New Year's Resolution for the Timberwolves V2
The First Annual Crunch Wears No Pants Year End Panties Award Extravaganza
"Who is Rudy Gobert Dating Klay Thompson's Ex Girlfriend"
Spicy Rudy, the Rise of Jaden, and the Wolves Twitter Draft (New and Improved with BLEEPS!)
MAILBAG: Could Naz Reid defeat the Night King? AND MORE
SAVE THE DREAM! SAVE THE VIBES!
Salvaging the Vibes from a Rocky Season Kick Off
Who's Hotter: Young Viserys Targaryen or Anthony Edwards?
Just The Tip-Off