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I called the local theater to ask what time the Melania Trump movie was playing. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I called the local theater to ask what time the Melania Trump movie was playing. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] How do trees flirt with one another? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

How do trees flirt with one another? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

What do you call Wonder Woman in her jammies? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What do you call Wonder Woman in her jammies? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] International Lego Day! 29 dad jokes that just click! 28 January 2026

International Lego Day! 29 dad jokes that just click! 28 January 2026

Don't try to make a belt out of herbs. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Don't try to make a belt out of herbs. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Vacation Day! 44 jokes to pack! 27 January 2026

National Vacation Day! 44 jokes to pack! 27 January 2026

[No Laughter Version] What day do eggs hate the most? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

What day do eggs hate the most? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Why is it unprofitable to play Texas Hold Em poker in a psychiatric facility? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Why is it unprofitable to play Texas Hold Em poker in a psychiatric facility? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Weather Day! 33 jokes for a rainy day! 25 January 2026

National Weather Day! 33 jokes for a rainy day! 25 January 2026

What kinda fancy footwear does Mr. Peanut wear? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What kinda fancy footwear does Mr. Peanut wear? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Three months ago, I joined a 12-step Broadway musical addiction recovery program. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Three months ago, I joined a 12-step Broadway musical addiction recovery program. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] The Death Star runs on Mac OS. Darth Vader noticed the entire system was freezing up. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

The Death Star runs on Mac OS. Darth Vader noticed the entire system was freezing up. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Where does Walmart keep their Terminator toys? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Where does Walmart keep their Terminator toys? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Why was James Bond never in the office? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Why was James Bond never in the office? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National DJ Day! Scratch these 46 dad jokes! 20 January 2026

National DJ Day! Scratch these 46 dad jokes! 20 January 2026

What do you call Jack Sparrow's fitness channel? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What do you call Jack Sparrow's fitness channel? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

National Good Memory Day! 34 memorable dad jokes! 19 January 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Good Memory Day! 34 memorable dad jokes! 19 January 2026

[No Laughter Version] Before he was an actor Tom Cruise was a vampire hunter, but he got fired. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Before he was an actor Tom Cruise was a vampire hunter, but he got fired. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Why can’t Popeye’s enemies ever predict whether he’s bought spinach? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Why can’t Popeye’s enemies ever predict whether he’s bought spinach? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What is it called when Snoop Dogg wins at gambling? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

What is it called when Snoop Dogg wins at gambling? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

National Dragon Day! 24 jokes that spit fire! 16 January 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Dragon Day! 24 jokes that spit fire! 16 January 2026

What did Tom Hanks do when he was on set in the wilderness and he needed to go to the toilet? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What did Tom Hanks do when he was on set in the wilderness and he needed to go to the toilet? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Hat Day! 26 mad hatter jokes! 15 January 2026

National Hat Day! 26 mad hatter jokes! 15 January 2026

[No Laughter Version] What do Titanic and the 6th sense have in common? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

What do Titanic and the 6th sense have in common? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

It is hard to be a comedian in Germany... (+18 more dad jokes!)

Did you hear about the new comedy movie about an Internet browser that comes alive and has to protect himself from his nemesis Internet browsers who also come alive? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Did you hear about the new comedy movie about an Internet browser that comes alive and has to protect himself from his nemesis Internet browsers who also come alive? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Did you hear about the new comedy movie about an Internet browser that comes alive and has to protect himself from his nemesis Internet browsers who also come alive? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What do you call a fight between Nicolas Cage and John Travolta. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

What do you call a fight between Nicolas Cage and John Travolta. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Pharmacist Day! 28 dad jokes to cure what ails ya! 12 January 2026

National Pharmacist Day! 28 dad jokes to cure what ails ya! 12 January 2026

[No Laughter Version] Who does Beyoncé call if she needs her roof repaired ? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Who does Beyoncé call if she needs her roof repaired ? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

The scarecrow was the best character in The Wizard of Oz. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] The scarecrow was the best character in The Wizard of Oz. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Why are people often confused between Titanic and The Sixth Sense? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Why are people often confused between Titanic and The Sixth Sense? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

National Dancing Day! 42 dad jokes to groove to! 09 January 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Dancing Day! 42 dad jokes to groove to! 09 January 2026

Did you hear about the new pop star sensation with the very hairy eyelids? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Did you hear about the new pop star sensation with the very hairy eyelids? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What is a fly’s least favorite piece of clothing? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

What is a fly’s least favorite piece of clothing? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

National Fart Day! 42 smelly dad jokes! 07 January 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Fart Day! 42 smelly dad jokes! 07 January 2026

Its over Anakin! cried Obi-Wan, I have the high ground! (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Its over Anakin! cried Obi-Wan, I have the high ground! (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Smith Day! 41 forged dad jokes! 06 January 2026

National Smith Day! 41 forged dad jokes! 06 January 2026

I called the dentist today with a royal problem. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I called the dentist today with a royal problem. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

National Bird Day! 29 tweetable dad jokes! 05 January 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Bird Day! 29 tweetable dad jokes! 05 January 2026

[No Laughter Version] I ordered a wookiee steak. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

I ordered a wookiee steak. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Spaghetti Day! Don't go pasta these 33 dad jokes! 04 January 2026

National Spaghetti Day! Don't go pasta these 33 dad jokes! 04 January 2026

[No Laughter Version] What did Stevie Wonder say when his first wife asked for a divorce? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

What did Stevie Wonder say when his first wife asked for a divorce? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

How do you make an Impressionist sandwich? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] How do you make an Impressionist sandwich? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Best of Breaking News - December 2025

You know they say Einstein was the smartest person that ever lived. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] You know they say Einstein was the smartest person that ever lived. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] From what I heard, it seems like there is always a slip up at Times Square on December 31st. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

From what I heard, it seems like there is always a slip up at Times Square on December 31st. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] 1,001 Dad Jokes! Your Yearly Mega Extra Long Super Terrific Episode! 2025 Wrapped!

1,001 Dad Jokes! Your Yearly Mega Extra Long Super Terrific Episode! 2025 Wrapped!

Batman could tell it was spring. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Batman could tell it was spring. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

National Bacon Day! 17 crispy dad jokes! 30 December 2025

[No Laughter Version] National Bacon Day! 17 crispy dad jokes! 30 December 2025

What do you call a Green Day fan from the US? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What do you call a Green Day fan from the US? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

What do you get when you cross a Smurf and a cow? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)