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Best of Breaking News Satire Shorts - February 2026

[No Laughter Version] Why was James Bond's drink so emotional after the wedding toast, but still perfectly calm. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Why was James Bond's drink so emotional after the wedding toast, but still perfectly calm. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] You mean to tell me you're a Senator who actually controls the dark side in Star Wars? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

You mean to tell me you're a Senator who actually controls the dark side in Star Wars? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

What’s a stalker and a Pokémon nerd got in common? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What’s a stalker and a Pokémon nerd got in common? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

My wife told me to stop singing I'm a Believer, or she'd leave me. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] My wife told me to stop singing I'm a Believer, or she'd leave me. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

My honey and I got lucky because we found an adults only trip to the Bahamas that was half off and lined up perfectly with our kids summer camp. As we dropped them off for camp, both kids were yelling, Goodbye! (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Luke Skywalker told his Mum he wanted to get inked to remind him of home. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Luke Skywalker told his Mum he wanted to get inked to remind him of home. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] World Bartender Day! Serve up these 28 dad jokes! 24 February 2026

World Bartender Day! Serve up these 28 dad jokes! 24 February 2026

[No Laughter Version] I spent a lot of money on original Beatles records without telling my wife. I had to throw a coat on them when she came back. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

I spent a lot of money on original Beatles records without telling my wife. I had to throw a coat on them when she came back. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] There has been a crimewave, people are stealing flowers and cooking them. I have to ask you to help. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

There has been a crimewave, people are stealing flowers and cooking them. I have to ask you to help. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Obama revealed aliens exist so Trump announced they are going to release the UFO files. People have mainly reacted that this is to distract from the Epstein files. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Obama revealed aliens exist so Trump announced they are going to release the UFO files. People have mainly reacted that this is to distract from the Epstein files. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What’s the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and Albert Einstein? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

What’s the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and Albert Einstein? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

While was on the toilet this morning I made a playlist featuring my two favourite artists, Dire Straits and Chris Rea. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] While was on the toilet this morning I made a playlist featuring my two favourite artists, Dire Straits and Chris Rea. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Year of The Horse! 31 stable dad jokes! 18 February 2026

Year of The Horse! 31 stable dad jokes! 18 February 2026

Gen Alpha doesn't actually have very many slang terms compare to previous generations. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Gen Alpha doesn't actually have very many slang terms compare to previous generations. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

National Tennis Day! 21 dad jokes to court over! 17 February 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Tennis Day! 21 dad jokes to court over! 17 February 2026

My wife is threatening to leave me for never putting the toilet seat down. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] My wife is threatening to leave me for never putting the toilet seat down. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Presidents' Day 2026! 51 un-presidented dad jokes !16 February 2026

[No Laughter Version] Presidents' Day 2026! 51 un-presidented dad jokes !16 February 2026

What is Steve Carrell's favorite type of red meat? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What is Steve Carrell's favorite type of red meat? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

World Whale Day! 20 Whale-y great dad jokes! 15 February 2026

[No Laughter Version] World Whale Day! 20 Whale-y great dad jokes! 15 February 2026

Why did the tree not want to talk about Batman? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Why did the tree not want to talk about Batman? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Valentine's Day! 32 dad jokes to fall in love with! 14 February 2026

Valentine's Day! 32 dad jokes to fall in love with! 14 February 2026

[No Laughter Version] Why did the NSA whistle blower spend the entire winter in Russia? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Why did the NSA whistle blower spend the entire winter in Russia? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] How do you get 100 math teachers into a room that only fits 99? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

How do you get 100 math teachers into a room that only fits 99? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Darwin Day! 18 dad jokes to evolve your sense your humor! 12 February 2026

[No Laughter Version] Darwin Day! 18 dad jokes to evolve your sense your humor! 12 February 2026

The head of the British secret service was knighted by the king. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] The head of the British secret service was knighted by the king. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Inventor's Day! 57 ground-breaking dad jokes! 11 February 2026

National Inventor's Day! 57 ground-breaking dad jokes! 11 February 2026

Did you hear about the 17th century architect? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Teddy Day! 13 stuffed dad jokes! 10 February 2026

Teddy Day! 13 stuffed dad jokes! 10 February 2026

[No Laughter Version] I'm going to start a Star Wars cantina country band. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

I'm going to start a Star Wars cantina country band. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Why are the Dallas Cowboys America's team? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Why are the Dallas Cowboys America's team? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] World Marriage Day! 88 dad jokes for your spouse! 08 February 2026

World Marriage Day! 88 dad jokes for your spouse! 08 February 2026

I once dated and then broke up with the Invisible Woman. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I once dated and then broke up with the Invisible Woman. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I named my dog five miles. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

I named my dog five miles. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

National Chopsticks Day! 35 dad jokes with extra MSG! 06 February 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Chopsticks Day! 35 dad jokes with extra MSG! 06 February 2026

[No Laughter Version] My son said he was going to a 50 cent concert. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

My son said he was going to a 50 cent concert. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Optimist Day! 29 Dad Jokes to feel positive about! 05 February 2026

National Optimist Day! 29 Dad Jokes to feel positive about! 05 February 2026

[No Laughter Version] What did Luke Skywalker say when Chewbacca got buried under a landslide? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

What did Luke Skywalker say when Chewbacca got buried under a landslide? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

If you watch The Lion King closely, (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] If you watch The Lion King closely, (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Told my wife I was going to see the doctor. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Told my wife I was going to see the doctor. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Crepe Day! 18 flat dad jokes! 02 February 2026

National Crepe Day! 18 flat dad jokes! 02 February 2026

What do vampires and Gladys Knight have in common? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What do vampires and Gladys Knight have in common? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Best of Breaking News - January 2026

Never let your neighbour play Pokémon GO. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Never let your neighbour play Pokémon GO. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

I called the local theater to ask what time the Melania Trump movie was playing. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I called the local theater to ask what time the Melania Trump movie was playing. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] How do trees flirt with one another? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

How do trees flirt with one another? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

What do you call Wonder Woman in her jammies? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What do you call Wonder Woman in her jammies? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] International Lego Day! 29 dad jokes that just click! 28 January 2026

International Lego Day! 29 dad jokes that just click! 28 January 2026

Don't try to make a belt out of herbs. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Don't try to make a belt out of herbs. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Vacation Day! 44 jokes to pack! 27 January 2026

National Vacation Day! 44 jokes to pack! 27 January 2026

[No Laughter Version] What day do eggs hate the most? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

What day do eggs hate the most? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Why is it unprofitable to play Texas Hold Em poker in a psychiatric facility? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Why is it unprofitable to play Texas Hold Em poker in a psychiatric facility? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)