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[No Laughter Version] My son was born on a national holiday. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

My son was born on a national holiday. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I bought Spiderman pyjamas the other day. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

I bought Spiderman pyjamas the other day. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Procrastination Day! 19 jokes to waste time over! 06 September 2026

[No Laughter Version] Procrastination Day! 19 jokes to waste time over! 06 September 2026

My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] International Day of Charity! 05 September 2026

International Day of Charity! 05 September 2026

What does Harry Potter say after taking a shower? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What does Harry Potter say after taking a shower? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

National Wildlife Day! 46 nature inspired jokes! 04 September 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Wildlife Day! 46 nature inspired jokes! 04 September 2026

[No Laughter Version] Elmer Fudd was never married, (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Elmer Fudd was never married, (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

What's the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What's the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] World Beard Day! 16 dad jokes that will grow on you! 02 September 2026

World Beard Day! 16 dad jokes that will grow on you! 02 September 2026

[No Laughter Version] I don't know why people rate Excel very badly. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

I don't know why people rate Excel very badly. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

World Letter Writing Day! 23 dad jokes to write home about! 01 September 2026

[No Laughter Version] World Letter Writing Day! 23 dad jokes to write home about! 01 September 2026

[No Laughter Version] I asked the guy selling the Oak Wardrobe if it came with a portal to a fantasy realm. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

I asked the guy selling the Oak Wardrobe if it came with a portal to a fantasy realm. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Ever since I heard she passed I've been listening to Dolly non-stop at work. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Ever since I heard she passed I've been listening to Dolly non-stop at work. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Beach Day! 23 sandy dad jokes! 30 August 2026

National Beach Day! 23 sandy dad jokes! 30 August 2026

Dolly Parton once lost a Dolly lookalike contest. So did Elvis and Charlie Chaplin. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Dolly Parton once lost a Dolly lookalike contest. So did Elvis and Charlie Chaplin. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What did Sean Connery say after he built his bookshelf wrong? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

What did Sean Connery say after he built his bookshelf wrong? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

National Hero Day! 23 heroic dad jokes! 28 August 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Hero Day! 23 heroic dad jokes! 28 August 2026

[No Laughter Version] Actor in a GTA movie forgot his lines. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Actor in a GTA movie forgot his lines. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

National Bat Day! 15 blind dad jokes! 27 August 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Bat Day! 15 blind dad jokes! 27 August 2026

[No Laughter Version] What did the German man say when he was asked if he’d like 5 Dolly Parton impersonators to perform for him? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

What did the German man say when he was asked if he’d like 5 Dolly Parton impersonators to perform for him? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

National Dog Day! 48 "ruff" jokes! 26 August 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Dog Day! 48 "ruff" jokes! 26 August 2026

[No Laughter Version] I just heard the sad news. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

I just heard the sad news. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] At dinner, I told my date I was trying to figure out what her favorite hobby might be. She leaned in, pounded her fist on the table and yelled, “I MAKE JAM AND PUT IT IN TINY GLASS CONTAINERS!” (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

At dinner, I told my date I was trying to figure out what her favorite hobby might be. She leaned in, pounded her fist on the table and yelled, “I MAKE JAM AND PUT IT IN TINY GLASS CONTAINERS!” (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

National Knife Day! 36 cutting edge jokes! 24 August 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Knife Day! 36 cutting edge jokes! 24 August 2026

[No Laughter Version] Freddie Mercury was in the china shop. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Freddie Mercury was in the china shop. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

People are like onions... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] People are like onions... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I just picked up a bottle of that new Fred Flintstone aftershave. It’s strong stuff, you only need to use a tiny bit. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

I just picked up a bottle of that new Fred Flintstone aftershave. It’s strong stuff, you only need to use a tiny bit. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Lots of people were very frustrated trying to get a meeting with Jesus because of his busy schedule. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Lots of people were very frustrated trying to get a meeting with Jesus because of his busy schedule. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Radio Day! 16 jokes to tune in to! 20 August 2026

National Radio Day! 16 jokes to tune in to! 20 August 2026

I sent Coldplay a fruit basket full of ripe bananas. . (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I sent Coldplay a fruit basket full of ripe bananas. . (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

National Photography Day! 44 jokes to capture! 19 August 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Photography Day! 44 jokes to capture! 19 August 2026

[No Laughter Version] Bill Withers ate my last piece of cheese last night, and today, it's raining. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Bill Withers ate my last piece of cheese last night, and today, it's raining. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Couple's Day! 18 August 2026

National Couple's Day! 18 August 2026

[No Laughter Version] I’m trying to make a joke about furniture… (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

I’m trying to make a joke about furniture… (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

National Thrift Shop Day! 17 August 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Thrift Shop Day! 17 August 2026

How The Beastie Boys are making money with their 5 part Anthology? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] How The Beastie Boys are making money with their 5 part Anthology? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Tell a Joke Day! 25 jokes about jokes! 16 August 2026

Tell a Joke Day! 25 jokes about jokes! 16 August 2026

Today I found a coin with bite marks all over it… (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Today I found a coin with bite marks all over it… (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

National Relaxation Day! 28 dad jokes to chill out to! 15 August 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Relaxation Day! 28 dad jokes to chill out to! 15 August 2026

[No Laughter Version] I sent my son to his room for saying Jim Morrison was a terrible musician... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

I sent my son to his room for saying Jim Morrison was a terrible musician... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

My wife thought it was sweet when I said Nothing comes between U and I (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] My wife thought it was sweet when I said Nothing comes between U and I (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

What did Snow White do after she sent her pictures away to be developed? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What did Snow White do after she sent her pictures away to be developed? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

World Elephant Day! Don't mention these 15 jokes in the room! 12 August 2026

[No Laughter Version] World Elephant Day! Don't mention these 15 jokes in the room! 12 August 2026

William Shatner has purchased his last Nissan truck. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] William Shatner has purchased his last Nissan truck. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Mountain Day! 34 peak dad jokes! 11 August 2026

Mountain Day! 34 peak dad jokes! 11 August 2026

[No Laughter Version] Mick Jagger once tried to become a math teacher, but he didn’t last very long. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

Mick Jagger once tried to become a math teacher, but he didn’t last very long. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

Skyscraper Appreciation Day! 22 high rise jokes! 10 August 2026

[No Laughter Version] Skyscraper Appreciation Day! 22 high rise jokes! 10 August 2026

I got kicked out of the nativity play because I kept singing Nickelback. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I got kicked out of the nativity play because I kept singing Nickelback. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Book Lovers Day! 37 novel jokes! 09 August 2026

National Book Lovers Day! 37 novel jokes! 09 August 2026