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I absolutely nailed my audition to play Quasimodo at Disney World. Unfortunately, they didn’t hire me… (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I absolutely nailed my audition to play Quasimodo at Disney World. Unfortunately, they didn’t hire me… (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Bowling Day! 15 dad jokes that need to go on strike! 08 August 2026

National Bowling Day! 15 dad jokes that need to go on strike! 08 August 2026

[No Laughter Version] What's Ross Geller's favourite type of Excel table? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

What's Ross Geller's favourite type of Excel table? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

National Farmer Day! 64 jokes that are outstanding in their field! 07 August 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Farmer Day! 64 jokes that are outstanding in their field! 07 August 2026

I found my physics professor face down on his desk crying before class. I put my hand on his shoulder and asked, “Hey, what’s the matter?” (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I found my physics professor face down on his desk crying before class. I put my hand on his shoulder and asked, “Hey, what’s the matter?” (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Luke Skywalker never dreamed he’d get to meet the Emperor. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Luke Skywalker never dreamed he’d get to meet the Emperor. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Oyster Day! 05 August 2026

National Oyster Day! 05 August 2026

Jabba was going to propose to Leia. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Jabba was going to propose to Leia. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] International Beer Day! 25 jokes to cure what "ales" ya! 04 August 2026

International Beer Day! 25 jokes to cure what "ales" ya! 04 August 2026

I'm Going to jeopardy to look for work. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I'm Going to jeopardy to look for work. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

What do you call a famous musician with yellow skin? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What do you call a famous musician with yellow skin? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Psychic Day! 31 medium dad jokes! 02 August 2026

[No Laughter Version] Psychic Day! 31 medium dad jokes! 02 August 2026

I’m done with zombies on TV shows. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I’m done with zombies on TV shows. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

National Girlfriend Day! 24 jokes to make her eye roll! 01 August 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Girlfriend Day! 24 jokes to make her eye roll! 01 August 2026

Our entire calendar is based around when jesus was born. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Our entire calendar is based around when jesus was born. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

National Lifeguard Day! 14 lifesaving jokes! 31 July 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Lifeguard Day! 14 lifesaving jokes! 31 July 2026

[No Laughter Version] A woman named Brittany was placed on a jury trial for murder. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

A woman named Brittany was placed on a jury trial for murder. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I started going to a Chinese cooking class that is taught by Steven Tyler. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

I started going to a Chinese cooking class that is taught by Steven Tyler. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Rain Day! 29 jokes for a raining day! 29 July 2026

National Rain Day! 29 jokes for a raining day! 29 July 2026

Olaf did all the grocery shopping for Elsa and Anna. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Olaf did all the grocery shopping for Elsa and Anna. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

National Scotch Day! 28 jokes to lift your spirits! 27 July 2026

Albert Einstein married his first cousin. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] what kind of insurance does Bernie Sanders have? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Aunt and Uncle Day! 43 dad jokes to tell at your next family gathering! 26 July 2026

National Aunt and Uncle Day! 43 dad jokes to tell at your next family gathering! 26 July 2026

Before Little Richard was famous, he cut back overgrown gardens for a living. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Why does Darth Vader wear black robes like a nun? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Why does Darth Vader wear black robes like a nun? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Shark Week! 18 dad jokes that cost an arm and a leg! 24 July 2026

[No Laughter Version] Shark Week! 18 dad jokes that cost an arm and a leg! 24 July 2026

I don’t know how she keeps making blockbusters…. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

National Parents Day! 31 jokes with parental responsibility! 23 July 2026

[No Laughter Version] I highly recommend Christopher Nolan’s new film. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Cowboy Day! 31 dad jokes to make you go yee-haw! 22 July 2026

Cowboy Day! 31 dad jokes to make you go yee-haw! 22 July 2026

I came second place in a Fidel Castro lookalike competition. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I came second place in a Fidel Castro lookalike competition. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Junk Food Day! 48 fast food dad jokes! 21 July 2026

National Junk Food Day! 48 fast food dad jokes! 21 July 2026

[No Laughter Version] I know that Argentina plays Messi…. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

I know that Argentina plays Messi…. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Space Exploration Day! 35 out of this world jokes! 20 July 2026

[No Laughter Version] Space Exploration Day! 35 out of this world jokes! 20 July 2026

[No Laughter Version] Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

National Hot Dog Day! 20 dad jokes with extra mustard! 19 July 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Hot Dog Day! 20 dad jokes with extra mustard! 19 July 2026

My daughter was doing history homework and asked me what I knew about Galileo. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] My daughter was doing history homework and asked me what I knew about Galileo. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Insurance Day! 34 dad jokes that are fully covered! 18 July 2026

National Insurance Day! 34 dad jokes that are fully covered! 18 July 2026

Elton John bought a treadmill for his pet rabbit. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Elton John bought a treadmill for his pet rabbit. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Tattoo Day! 28 inked dad jokes! 17 July 2026

National Tattoo Day! 28 inked dad jokes! 17 July 2026

[No Laughter Version] Just found out that the great Steffi Graf has a sister... (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

Just found out that the great Steffi Graf has a sister... (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

World Snake Day! 26 slithery dad jokes! 16 July 2026

[No Laughter Version] World Snake Day! 26 slithery dad jokes! 16 July 2026

Iran just created their own version of Sesame Street. Everything's the same, all the characters are the same, except the Count von Count has been replaced... (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Iran just created their own version of Sesame Street. Everything's the same, all the characters are the same, except the Count von Count has been replaced... (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

A group of baby goats stopped Putin‘s war plans. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] A group of baby goats stopped Putin‘s war plans. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Bastille Day! 18 dad jokes to revolt over! 14 July 2026

Bastille Day! 18 dad jokes to revolt over! 14 July 2026

[No Laughter Version] How does a dead songwriter make new music? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

How does a dead songwriter make new music? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] International Rock Music Day! 13 July 2026

International Rock Music Day! 13 July 2026

[No Laughter Version] Did you hear about the Wu-Tang Clan member who found Jesus? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Did you hear about the Wu-Tang Clan member who found Jesus? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Do you know what 50 Cent did when he was hungry? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Do you know what 50 Cent did when he was hungry? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Cow Appreciation Day! 45 udderly groan worth dad jokes! 11 July 2026

[No Laughter Version] Cow Appreciation Day! 45 udderly groan worth dad jokes! 11 July 2026

My relative signed the Declaration of Independence, right beneath John Hancock. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] My relative signed the Declaration of Independence, right beneath John Hancock. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

National Disease Day! 23 sick dad jokes! 10 July 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Disease Day! 23 sick dad jokes! 10 July 2026

Back when I was a chef at Neverland Ranch, I almost messed up the recipe when i left out some herbs. Luckily Michael Jackson said to me… (+ 17 more dad jokes!)