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Pregnant women basically turn food into humans. | + 27 more...
Journalism is the public's intelligence agency | + 26 more...
You never own money it’s just your turn with it | + 28 more...
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 07 April 2024
Every bad person was once innocent. | + 28 more...
It's not physically possible to count to a trillion outloud. | + 25 more...
Sharp cheddar is the dark chocolate of cheese. | + 27 more...
People on limited data plans pay to watch ads | + 26 more...
2025 has become less futuristic. | + 26 more...
Only you know the taste of the food you've eaten. | + 24 more...
Real court is so boring compared to TV court | + 25 more...
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 31 March 2024
There’s no wrong way to orient a map or a globe. | + 28 more...
Commonwealth sounds a lot better than Rarepoverty | + 26 more...
Most people smell the same at a hotel breakfast | + 26 more...
Kid Rock is the Florida of rock music | + 27 more...
Animals might think the road is one long rock | + 24 more...
The CIA is omnipotent in conspiracy theories. | + 25 more...
True loners don't complain about being lonely. | + 24 more...
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 24 March 2024
It feels weird being the same age as old people! | + 26 more...
Judge Judy was actually a game show all along | + 27 more...
Manslaughter sounds way worse than murder | + 25 more...
People are offended when told they're offensive. | + 25 more...
There isn’t really a good synonym for thesaurus. | + 28 more...
Everything in the universe is a little bit bendy | + 28 more...
Near white is the most impractical clothes colour | + 24 more...
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 17 March 2024
A broken clock is also wrong 1438 times a day | + 26 more...
In neuroscience, the human brain studies itself. | + 26 more...
Most hatred is based on ignorance and obstinacy | + 28 more...
Instead of death note just a stubbed toe note | + 26 more...
No grape flavored drink tastes like gapes. | + 26 more...
Sharks rarely get to eat beef, pork, or chicken. | + 24 more...
At one point in prehistory everybody was homeless | + 26 more...
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 10 March 2024
Statistically, there truly are lucky people | + 24 more...
Almost all criminals are bad at being criminals. | + 25 more...
Somehow, pigeons figured out we're harmless wimps | + 27 more...
The grown up version of pinky promise is an NDA | + 27 more...
There is always a full solar eclipse somewhere | + 25 more...
There must be gay couples named Adam and Steve | + 28 more...
Everyone in Star Wars is bilingual | + 24 more...
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 03 March 2024
Dinosaur nuggets are made of actual dinosaurs. | + 25 more...
Michael Westen is a better spy than James Bond. | + 25 more...
Nailed it is positive but screwed it is negative | + 24 more...
People drive to the gym to walk on the treadmill | + 28 more...
There's nothing more expensive than a cheap BMW | + 24 more...
Salaried workers take a 0.3% paycut on leap years | + 26 more...
Everything you can think of is a human concept | + 24 more...
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 25 February 2024
You can always trust on gravity to let you down. | + 26 more...
A mile a minute sounds a lot faster than 60 MPH | + 25 more...
Your butt can shoot out all states of matter. | + 26 more...
Nothing quite ruins sexting like typos | + 24 more...
One Newton is about the same weight as an apple. | + 27 more...
People pay to make their cars quieter and louder. | + 25 more...
It’s unfathomably easy to ruin your entire life | + 26 more...
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 18 February 2024
The sun gives you both vitamins and cancer | + 28 more...
Trench coats are almost never worn in trenches. | + 27 more...
The older you get the more quiet you become. | + 24 more...
House spiders were around before houses existed. | + 26 more...
Overgrown and abandoned cities look beautiful | + 25 more...
Being honest is always interesting. | + 28 more...
Negotatiors are socially accepted manipulators | + 24 more...
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 11 February 2024
You don't know you're asleep until you wake up | + 27 more...
we dress up for people we want to get naked with | + 26 more...
Regardless of how you die, the faster the better. | + 24 more...
Selfies with celebrities have replaced autographs | + 27 more...
Life's purpose is to rearrange atoms. | + 24 more...
The most boring person you recognize is youself | + 24 more...
Being a human being is extremely uncomfortable | + 27 more...
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 04 February 2024
Very few people have a foot length exactly 1 foot | + 26 more...
Pharmacists are exterminators for microorganisms. | + 25 more...
We're biological mechs for our gut bacteria | + 24 more...
Not enough songs have a xylophone solo in them. | + 24 more...
You need scissors to open a new pack of scissors. | + 28 more...
When you're living, you're also dying in a sense. | + 27 more...
Sunday's never really feel like a full day off | + 26 more...
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 28 January 2024
Every state has at least one major serial killer | + 26 more...
All boys born after 2010 will be alpha males. | + 25 more...
Having a dog makes talking to myself less weird | + 26 more...
Car rides are kinda like life’s loading screens. | + 24 more...
One day we will have ads in outer space | + 24 more...
When things really hurt you ,it makes you quiet. | + 28 more...
An Uber Eats delivery guy is a modern day milkman | + 24 more...
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 21 January 2024
Being reckless leads to more wrecks. | + 28 more...
Every day, more people fall asleep than wake up. | + 28 more...
Everything has an advantage and a disadvantage | + 24 more...
Podcasts are AM Radio for young people. | + 28 more...
Handwriting is your hand's accent | + 27 more...
Bing’s number one searched topic has to be Google | + 27 more...
Bandaids are stickers you earn for being an idiot | + 27 more...
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 14 January 2024