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Stilts and kilts would be a terrible combination. | + 20 more...
Narwhals are unicorns of the ocean. | + 15 more...
Things are never on fire. Fire is on things. | + 18 more...
A person who is 20 will have had 21 birthdays. | + 23 more...
Meetings are for people who love to talk. | + 21 more...
Jam is baby food with added sugar. | + 22 more...
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 30 June 2024
Every civilization has its Pong. | + 12 more...
Wanting to be special is rather ordinary. | + 20 more...
Every day is the worst day of someone's life. | + 23 more...
What if everyone stopped tipping? Would it force business to actually pay their employees? | + 27 more...
Birds have diarrhea their entire lives. | + 24 more...
Tarzan’s first wet dream did not involve a human | + 25 more...
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 23 June 2024
Imitation crab is the only true 'Fish Stick' | + 27 more...
Most people have not seen the Wikipedia Home Page | + 26 more...
Humans have always been watercooled | + 24 more...
From the Sun’s perspective, shadows don’t exist | + 24 more...
Mindy still owes millions of people a Gengar. | + 24 more...
Cutting corners just adds more corners. | + 24 more...
The only good thing about X is community notes. | + 23 more...
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 16 June 2024
Chicken Caesar salad is poor man’s surf and turf | + 25 more...
Not everyone can be alone without feeling lonely. | + 27 more...
You never sneeze in your sleep | + 27 more...
More people enter a cemetery than exit it. | + 7 more...
By weight, a hamburger costs more than a new car. | + 28 more...
The Earth's surface area is always changing | + 15 more...
Tow trucks give cars a ride | + 9 more...
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 09 June 2024
Never seen a fun fact that’s made any one laugh | + 25 more...
That song you hate is someone's favorite song | + 24 more...
You can never slam a revolving door. | + 24 more...
Tipping is panhandling for employed workers | + 26 more...
Having to wear glasses is the most attractive disability. | + 25 more...
You never get to enjoy giving a cannibal diarrhea | + 26 more...
Mothers are the most indirectly insulted group | + 25 more...
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 02 June 2024
Being really unlucky often involves being lucky | + 28 more...
You very rarely see a referee with facial hair. | + 27 more...
Smartphone games were way more fun 10 years ago | + 27 more...
There are many more products at $4.99 than at $5. | + 26 more...
the hardest thing to photograph is your own phone | + 27 more...
Pets are the grownups’ version of having teddies | + 26 more...
Meatballs sure sounds better than balls of meat | + 28 more...
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 26 May 2024
You've never been in an empty room before. | + 24 more...
Most people are afraid of being too happy | + 28 more...
Certain movies are meant to be watched twice | + 25 more...
Google uses you a lot more than you use Google | + 26 more...
Boeing is onomatopoeia for something conking out | + 24 more...
Life gives more second chances than people think | + 25 more...
Orange ice cream sounds more popular than it is | + 26 more...
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 19 May 2024
Solar power is technically nuclear power. | + 25 more...
We rarely ever see suits stored in suitcases. | + 25 more...
Neuralink is going to destroy the poker scene | + 27 more...
A bullet only does it's job after it's fired | + 28 more...
A sinking ship must be exciting for sea life | + 27 more...
Every room is an escape room if you are very dumb | + 26 more...
Teleportation in SciFi always has almost zero lag | + 24 more...
We all might be colorblind and we wouldn't know. | + 24 more...
freak accidents are lotteries no one wants to win | + 24 more...
Fake streetlights in video games emit real light | + 28 more...
Things taste less sweet when they're cold. | + 28 more...
Peanuts turn into peanut butter as you chew them | + 24 more...
It’s harder to reject pleasure than ignore pain | + 25 more...
We’ve all just accepted that our phones listen to us | + 24 more...
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 05 May 2024
Buckets are waterproof baskets. | + 24 more...
A chicken is an egg's way of making another egg. | + 26 more...
We need a slur for advertisements | + 26 more...
Chickens and parrots are domesticated dinosaurs. | + 26 more...
Everyone takes a crap, but no one gives a crap. | + 24 more...
Your phone has seen more of you than other humans | + 28 more...
You are the center of the observable universe | + 26 more...
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 28 April 2024
At some point, kids won’t know who Ash Ketchum is | + 25 more...
Life as a flower seems beautiful and horrifying. | + 27 more...
Dryer lint is the average colour of your laundry | + 25 more...
Cats generally make a lot more sounds in movies. | + 28 more...
None of your ancestors died a virgin | + 24 more...
2019 to 2024 felt way faster than 2014 to 2019 | + 25 more...
The older we get, the more fall damage we take. | + 25 more...
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 22 April 2024
Spinning a spinner actually makes you the spinner | + 27 more...
Too many people don't like the people they love. | + 28 more...
There is no 10 in a base infinity number system. | + 25 more...
There is no way to gracefully chase a bouncy ball | + 28 more...
Money is not a problem until you don’t have any. | + 24 more...
Only jeans are sold intentionally broken. | + 27 more...
Zombies having extra durability makes no sense | + 24 more...
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 14 April 2024
Growing in love is better than falling in love | + 26 more...
Most living creatures die by being eaten alive | + 28 more...
You give away almost 100% of your birthday cake. | + 27 more...
You are not stuck in traffic, you are the traffic | + 28 more...
Pregnant women basically turn food into humans. | + 27 more...
Journalism is the public's intelligence agency | + 26 more...
You never own money it’s just your turn with it | + 28 more...