All Episodes

A quick drop-in to Florida, and the story of my poker prowess

Cold decks, utterly brutal spots, incompetent floor staff, and inconsiderate players

Tales from the WSOP Main Event

Flopping quads against the whale, being sun run by whales, and more swingy WSOP hands

Punting my stack, getting bluffed, and lashing out at crybabies

Talking this week's poker tea, some clarifications, and some life reflections

I finally angled another player, and I TRIED to make amends with a butthurt dealer

I really, really pissed off this female poker dealer...but I made nice with a player I was rude to..

Probably the biggest pot I've ever won at 2/5 during a week of mania

Cursing off the Euros, stacking off to old women, and reporting incompetent floormen

White woman needles me after a cooler, and running another fish off the table

Don't play another fu, I meannn godforsaken poker tournament

Just some random thoughts about life, poker, and making fun of NITS

Veteran Poker Pro Sank Desai talks Internet play and live setting adaptations

One of the sickest hands I've ever lost in an all-night street fight

The Bellagio 2/5 finally raised its cap! But everyone is still an idiot

Oh I am TILTED now...soul crushed like I want to break something

Making Royal Flushes but still losing, and am I getting run over?!

I finally made a good value shove. Also, intense battles with a tough Euro

Heads Up jaw dropping challenges, other hand histories, and more neurotic company

Elderly woman caught stealing chips from the pot! Guest Brent Jenkins explains...

Ex-Poker Pro Matty Levine discusses why he quit, and his newfound recreational love for PLO

A Dead Money birthday special of invasive opponents, hand histories, and a summoning

I finally realized I'm not good at poker. I also hate dealers

I finally sucked out! And irritating Ukrainian women

I finally coolered somebody! And the worst variance imaginable

Poker players with non-stop facepalming commentary and questions...slay me

The WORST fold I have ever seen

Season 1 Finale: Did I just muck the best hand? And little boys gun hard for me

Sweet redemption against a total prick

Howcome no one uses their brain anymore? Why is that a thing?

I ran two fish off the table to break the game, and then an old man taunted me....k

Christmas Day honorary guest poker dealer Chad Phillips gives strong perspectives and opinions

Hero shoves, tank folds, monster coolers, tilting regs, and needling dealers

Man discusses his orgasms at the table as I play to a nut low level

Insomniac overnight sessions with crotchety Bellagio regs

Moodily trying to irritate 1/3 players whenever possible

Throwback tales of me being a huge prick

Chauncey Billups scams millions in his home game, and how I tried to get myself whacked

More highlight hand histories with the whiny lunatic

Multiple players failing to protect their hand and a madman 4 betting out of turn

Honorary guest poker dealer Freddie Bolla and I light up some smoke to discuss the finer mysteries of poker, dealing, and daily living

The Blue Whale is mad, and a long day at Venetian with more 1 outers (obviously)

All night session with the drunken Moldovan, major coolers, sick beats, and douche bag regs

I finally slowrolled the s*** out of somebody. It was pretty sick

Honorary guest high stakes online pro and solver connoisseur AJ Gonzalez gives a tour of the poker laboratory

How is it that everyone just has X-ray vision?

Just. Pure. Aggravation.

Honorary guest poker pro Mike Zulker returns to the Dead Money studios to discuss knocking Phil Hellmuth out of the main event and almost winning the PLO Main Event bracelet

Taunted endlessly by GQ at the Aria following a bad beat, and other hand history highlights

Hand history highlights, congratulated again for losing, and still trying to break the Aria curse

Honorary guest poker dealer Bruce Bishop shares war stories from the box and other perspectives on perpetually awkward poker players

Massive whale hand history highlights, hero calls abound, and being complimented after losing

Honorary guest new age cash game poker pro John Arndt speaks on being newly arrived to the high stakes scene

Running on f****** fumes from delirium, and people folding overpairs on Ace hi boards....yeah

Tempers spike over a lucky float, the Blue Whale yells some more, and tilting hand histories

Honorary guest Brent Jenkins talks about players' perceptions of his play style, and what irritates him at the table

Will Kassouf unfairly banned for one year at the WSOP? Nah

College bro week at the WSOP, and whiners begging to confirm they made good folds

Mike Zulker finishes 2nd at the WSOP PLO Main Event, the Big Beautiful Bill, and "collusion" in the Milly Maker

All time epically disgraceful tanks and nitrolls from who else but the Euros

Week 3 of the WSOP: Absolute garbage regs, and can I fold KK pre....again???

Dealer threatens me for folding too wrong, a barrage of classic WSOP tanks, and a misogynistic reunion with an old friend...

Man threatens me at table for informing him that no opponent owes him a favor

WSOP punting begins, the Blue Whale shoots his mouth off again, and can I fold KK?

Honorary guest poker pro Mike Zulker talks poker in 2025 and the WSOP

Bloodbaths with the Blue Whale, people saying very idiotic things, and heavy eyes

Bloodbath battles with whales including Blue from Old School

Battles with the Queen Lizard and pulling my hair out at 5/10

Folding your hand without tainting the action is much harder than it sounds, and expert use of the term "implied odds"

Quad aces all day long

Whales screaming in my ear, screaming at each other, god moding the whale, and royal flushes

Hand history highlights from May 1-3, Part 2

Hand history highlights from May 1-3, Part 1

The worst slowroll of all time, and the 2025 WSOP is almost here. Except tournaments still suck!

People whining detrimentally about variance, when you run terrible at the same room, and Bellagio 5/10

2023 WSOP Main Event 3rd Place finisher Adam Walton ruins my apparent fantasy with the reality of a devastating truth

The importance of being lazy about poker even though I like it, Amarillo Slim, and a man who couldn't accept defeat

Woman threatens me with Krav Maga, as I run the fish off the table during a wild night

A couple low stakes hand histories, and a player who intentionally exposed one of his cards in a 4 bet pot

Dealer knocks out a player in 3rd place at by misreading his hand, what to do when your neighbor accidentally exposes his hand to you, and a massive leveling war

Hand histories from a Sunday afternoon beatdown

Making amends with what is now a former enemy...perhaps he is now an ally?

Hand Histories from 2/21-2/22. Weird spots and a barrage of decisions to make one after another

Man flips over table at WSOP Circuit event at Harrah's Cherokee, and old tales of me and others going crazy after losing

Guy calls, loses, but refuses to pay! And an epic slowroll

Blind all-ins from the whale, epic nit-rolls, and regs complaining the game is bad

Part 1 of Episode 1: What could be more tilting about poker than the people themselves?

Recent hand history highlights and trying to properly adjust to playing with the Small Blind Bounty

Opponents with vile accusations and sage analysis

He never went all in!

Part 2 of Episode 1: The hand histories that brought Dead Money back to life