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Dear Pod, — 304 episodes
PLAYING CARNEGIE HILL
A SUMMER HIGH-ANUS
A FARTY OLD MAN
SHUT YOUR MOORE MOUTH!
TAKEN BY TOM HANKS
TOUCHING GRASS. TOUCHING A$$.
A FLOORGY
HOW BRAD CAN IT BE?
I NEEDED SOME D
THIS COW IS DRY
STAY LUMPY
THAT VAGINAL MESH
TWO GIRLS. ONE MOTH.
BAG OF PUDDIN'
DON'T $HIT DOWN MY THROAT
YOU'RE NOT HENRY FONDA
GOING FULL MCDORMAND
THE POD-VERSATION
IT'S FRENCH FOR ENNUI
I DON'T NAKED
AN OCCASIONAL FART
I'M SEÑOR DON GATO!
YOU ARE THE GAY BAR
SQUAT RACK...GO!
DOES MY ASH LOOK BIG?
THE FACE OF DEVRY
I HAVE A$$ FACE
THE MURDER & THE VOODOO
ONE MINUTE OF COMEDY
AN ACTOR PREPARES
IS THIS PAULINE?
YOU'RE ON ANAL BLAST
SHOW THE BO
I JOINED A THEATRICULT
A RUDDERLESS WOMAN
LET THE ALIENS COME
YOU'RE TEMU ME!
WELCOME TO CLUNTS
YOU'RE DRYER THAN NORMAL
THERE"S NO SNACKS IN OVERHEAD
MY FACE EXPLODED
I'M STEVEN SHARK
WHERE'S MRS. KEEPER?
BIG SHOOG JUNK
SINCE YOU'RE DIGGIN'
URINE. FECES. VOMIT.
HOLD MY JEAN SHORTS
JUST LIKE THE BIBLE
NOT WITHOUT MY VODKA TONIC (part two)
NOT WITHOUT MY VODKA TONIC (part one)
A VACATION TITANIC
STAND-UP AT AN ORGY
THE CHUNKY PODCAST
LOOK AT THOSE CLICKS
NO RESPONSE IS A RESPONSE
I'M GOING FULL MARY
MY CRAP BACK
YOU'RE HIS GARDEN HOE
YOU HAD ME AT "OUI"
CLAPP'IN FOR CHRIST
THAT BOY IN THE DENIM JUMPER
WOKE UP IN A PEW
NIPPLE CLAMPS AND A NAPKIN
EVERYBODY LOVES THE JESUS
SUSAN'S BEAVER WEAVER
BABY IN MY PANTS
BLUE-CUMBER
UNCLE A$$ MOUTH
CHEW & POO
I'M GONNA JIB
THE ERIN BAG
UNZIP THE SACK
WELCOME TO FIRST A$$
ONE GOOD SWALLOW
LE BUCKETS
FROM OUR G'HOME...
A SCARECROW ON FIRE
SHE GAVE ME THIS QUOTE
ENTER MY CHARCUTERIE
THEY CAUGHT WIND
GET YOUR OWN CHALICE
NOW I'M CURIOUS CURIOS
WHO'S NED HARRIS?
NO ROOM AT THE STICK IT INN
THANKS WITCHES!
KYLE, LEAVE!
MUMBLE TWICE, GIN & TONIC
WE'RE VERY VACUUMABLE
An Irish Exit
Lousy with Pineapples
A Fentanyl Laced Gusher
We Shrug New York
St. Petersburg $hitter
Gay Street. Bring Your Harps.
Legally Jesus
Erin Was Here
And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...
Finding Scott Stapp
Bangles & Birthmarks
A Pickle Wrapped Up In A Cigarette
A Wicked Ruth Cleveland
I Have Less
Sip & Enjoy. Chug & Accept.
The Wrong Hole
Again, Orchids Are Beautiful
Outlook Not So Good
Useless, Get Up!!!
Not Without My Cabbage
He's A Sock Sucker
Railed By Papa Smurf
Turducken Of Crap
Thanks-Gay-Ving
Erin Maguire As "Blossom"
You Voted For Taft?!?!
Latter Day Spray
Where's The Red Wine?!?!
Of Course, Of Course
If Baloney Had A Face...
He's An A$$hole Rising
I'm Look'in For My Kah-Kees
I'm Hair Voyant!
Presented By Hertz
I Pledge A Large A$$
Throw Balls At Kids
Gauntlet Of Torture
Tetes & Followers
Face Grabber, Mouth Kisser
Expando Salado!
Eight Squares
You Got Nails!
Send Us A Plumper
Shack Of Sit
Dear Lesbian,
Who Put Vagisil In Bananas?
Is There Salad At Fenway?
Shakin' The Dots
I Blew Gershwin
Is This A Podcast?
Death By Gallagher
That Is A Hit
Show Me The Slappies!
Hookers & Blow
The Meat And Two Veg
Commitment To The Poose
Buddha's Beer & Baked Goods
I Ordered Full Christ
Ding Dong Indeed
Poot Poot. Hey. Beep Beep.
Playing Craps With Her Junk
Ye Olde Ann Taylor
Tilda Swindon Tinder Swindler
Sugar. Flour. Earl.
You Picked The Wrong B*tch!
Goodbye...Vodka
I'm Thinking About Dick, Regina!
Firebox In The Smush Room
My Safe Word Is: CHE DIAZ
New Year. Same Us.
Yellow Brick Road Of Crap
This Chris Belongs To Ruth
Donde Esta El Carne?
Itsy, Bitsy & Crazy
Gina, Waters All Around!
You A Pie Eater?
David, We Need To Clean This.
Christ With Arms
Quiet Confidence
Our Safe Word Is: ACTIVIA
Stay Bi-Curious
Welcome To Box Of Rocks
Enter Gently
Ursula. Ursula Cott!
A Little Bit Of Daddy
Eyes On The Meat
Charles E. Cheese
Your Bread Basket's Leaking
Dick Beach
The Loud Sandwich
Drink Your Pork.
Welcome To Aqua Scrotum.
What Are You Wearing?
The Legend Of Lot Less
I Want The Flergüen Meats
You Got Big Titties, Mama!
I Don't Like The Sea Men
Bump The Auto
You Wouldn't Like Veal
Herpes Lip, Sticky Juice & Claire
Fudgy Patty
Cady...Do...Sumthin'
Dumpin' Mud
The Art Of Fisting
Cookie In My Purse
He Has A High Anus
Avram, Pass The Chicken.
So, That's A Change?
Mouth Feel
Pushing Mud
Chocolate Eclairs And My Vajeen
And Another Hundred...
So, We're In This Abandoned Sears...
Chef Meeeeee!
Death By Snowglobe
Fudge, The Whale.
Saxophone For Lovers
Mashed Potatoes, Helen?
Siegfried & Roy Are A Couple?
Oh My God!!!
So Much For Dry January
Marie Crannie
Vodka Soda. No Fruit.
Hot Ruttered Bum
L'Shana Tovah Feldshuh
Tap Dancing On A F#ckin' Landmine
Shut The F$ck Up, Dolly!
The Tickle, The Push & The Burn
Frank! What Were You Thinking?
Golden Dongs
An Ambrosia Salad Of Emotions
Reckless Apple
Hey! It's Ernie.
Shout Out To The Ghost
That Clamping Trip
The Shake And The Push
Watch-Mach-Lit
Give Me A Bag Of Hair.Tell Me A Story.
Size One Nipples
I Need A Lot Of Caulk
Grabbing A Fistful Of Wieners
A Beet With Teeth
Old Teeth Helen Hunt?
You Made Your Mom Bark
Jesus Is A Real Pill
Liam Neeson In The Drive-Thru
She Slept Where She Landed
That Knee To Knee Business Is New To Me
Sweet And Burning
Their Droppings Are Monumental
I'm Not Rippled
Two Gayliens
Licentious
Jesus Hates Figs
The King & Thai
I'll Eat Around This Rock
YEAR POD,
A Musical Gift From Patty
Naked. Father. Wandering.
I Make My Own Sauce.
I'm Gonna Test The Crotch For Space.
A Tribute From DEAR POD
Get In Your Bunker, Gladys.
A Spring Message, From Abby
Knock Over Three Dummies And Win A Nun Doll!
A Bedtime Story
What Day Is It? Day.
A Special Message From All Of Us At DEAR POD
The Bidet Has Come
I Cannot Go On With That Distraction
Twice On Sunday
A$$hole of Liiiiife!!!!!
Another Kielbasa, Father Kelly?
#VTOO
Leon. Tampa.
Bring Out Eddie!
Jesus, Gabi!!!
Meet My Beloved Smother......I Mean Mother.
Rest In Peace, Elwanda Greer
He's Sweating His Hair Off
One Fantastic Woman
Merry Christmas, Happy New Rear!
I Should Have Named You Caroline.
Where My Background Singers?
No Holiday Is A Vacation!
I Can Feel The Damp In My Knee.
Wash Your Flesh Car.
She Has A Wimbledon Trophy On Her Ear
A Bag Of Chips And A Dream
I'm 63 And I'm Ready To F$CK!
A Spray Of Na-Tay.
It's A Very Mitzi Gaynor Sunday
A Belly Full Of Potato Salad
She Framed Your Pants?
Hell In An Automobile
Keep Cool But Don't Freeze.
No Kitty On Titty!
He Don't And We Was.
I Think I'm Part of a Tattoo
I'm P.E-ing Myself Right Now
Get On That Bee!
Arigato! Nice Tits.
You Suck!
And THAT'S Family!
They Should be Punched in the Baby Maker!
CONFIDENTIAL TO:
Dear Gay Pod,
A Slow and Crunchy Death.
Bad Place to Stand!
Taste and See the Goodness!
Why Did I Bring My Five Year Old to "On Golden Pond"?!?
STEVEN!!!
I Killed a Man in Muskegon!
Sorry, Toots!
Howzat???
Ann F$#king Landers!!!