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Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep. 22 - "You have to be a lot closer in horseshoes than in hand grenades."

The Exorcist S2 Ep. 10 - "I think I was depressed when I wrote that too."

Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep. 21 - "If you needed a reason to quit your life, I'm here for you."

The Exorcist S2 Ep. 9: "New York City rats are affected by demons."

Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep. 20 - "I'll lose a little respect for him if he doesn't."

The Exorcist S2 Ep. 8 - "How many people with Covid were actually possessed?"

Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep. 19 - "You sit down and we'll bring your fairy lights to you."

The Exorcist S2 Ep. 7 - "She can't get more dead."

Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep. 18 - "I do love a poison dart frog."

The Exorcist S2 Ep. 6 - "I don't know if I was Romeo and Juliet smart at four."

Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep. 17 - "You don't give off taking over the world vibes."

The Exorcist S2 Ep. 5 - "I worry I think about exorcisms too much."

Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep. 16 - "That's only what supervillains say."

The Exorcist S2 Ep. 4 - "I think your island is possessed."

Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep. 15 "I really wanted him to sing a lament."

The Exorcist S2 Ep. 3 - "Tobias is not a demon name."

Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep. 14 - "You just turned into a sociopath, but it's okay."

The Exorcist S2 Ep. 2 - "The Pope's not coming to Buffalo."

Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep. 13 - "We're in our Shakespeare Tragedy Era now."

The Exorcist S2 Ep. 1 - "Cobalt is a stripper or a horse."

Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep. 12 "You do have a brain in your head."

The Exorcist S1 Recap - "Everyone always blames the sad lesbian."

Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep. 11 - "I don't know if that's illegal."

The Exorcist S1 Ep. 10 - "You have so many missions this week."

Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep. 10 - "I like him even more when he doesn't have his glasses on."

The Exorcist S1 Ep. 9 - "How else would I know if my mom is demon?"

Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep. 9 - "But for good reasons, not culty reasons..."

The Exorcist S1 Ep. 8 - "They're all chubby grey-haired white men."

Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep. 8 - "This is why people did the drugs."

The Exorcist S1 Ep. 7 - "Why do you have no shirt on?"

Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep. 7 - "I'm not here to judge their level of education."

The Exorcist S1 Ep. 6 - "How is JFK everywhere?"

Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep. 6 - "They're not even hot dogs."

The Exorcist S1 Ep. 5 - "My own voice yelling at me was very concerning."

Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep. 5 - "Make a comeback with a Meow Mix commercial."

The Exorcist S1 Ep. 4 - "Wouldn't you rather it was something else?"

Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep. 4 - "I think a symbiote was responsible for that dream."

The Exorcist S1 Ep. 3 - "I feel safest with the angry man."

Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep. 3 - "This is the wildest thing to ever happen in the world."

The Exorcist S1 Ep.2 - "One of you is more wrong."

Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep.2 - "What if the first human you met was Hitler?"

The Exorcist S1 Ep. 1 - "This was like proper scary."

Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep. 1 - "Don't look at people that you used to know."

Movie Time - The Exorcist - "Can we have a banned books bus tour?"

DNA Awards - Stargate SG-1: Part 1 - "You can see on Youtube that we are crying."

AHS Murder House Recap - "Really? What else is on your resume?"

Stargate SG-1 Season 3 Recap - "Turns out, I'm a pretentious asshole."

AHS Murder House Ep. 12 - "I don't think you can sell a house for parts."

Stargate SG-1 S3 Ep. 22 - "I would go to his Fireside Chat."

AHS Murder House Ep. 11 - "No one's ever gotten pregnant by a ghost."

Stargate SG-1 S3 Ep. 21 - "I spiraled thinking of trade secrets."

AHS Murder House Ep. 10 - "You can't cut a cake with a butter knife."

Stargate SG-1 S3 Ep. 20 "I would just assume you had just done ayahuasca."

AHS - Murder House Ep. 9 - "I've never met that man."

Stargate SG-1 S3 Ep. 19 - "It's like the Lorax flower."

AHS - Murder House Ep. 8 - "I'm not okay, and I'm drinking."

Stargate SG-1 S3 Ep. 18 - "Their morals, that's what they've sold."

American Horror Story - Murder House Ep. 7 - "I have been to O.J.'s house."

Stargate SG-1 S3 Ep. 17 - "That feels like a real plot hole."

American Horror Story - Murder House Ep. 6 - "I don't like it."

Stargate SG-1 S3 Ep. 16 - "It doesn't have that much taste to start."

American Horror Story - Murder House - Ep. 5 - "I don't know shit about J.D. Salinger."

Stargate SG-1 S3 Ep. 15 - "I love our Asian Education."

American Horror Story - Murder House - Ep. 4 - "It's Halloween and she's dead in your backyard."

Stargate SG-1 S3 Ep. 14- "Why can't Jack hear anything?"

American Horror Story - Murder House Ep. 3 - "A lot of Karens work at McDonald's."

Stargate SG-1 S3 Ep. 13 - "You know the gummies that have drugs in them."

American Horror Story - Murder House Ep. 2 - "I think murder trumps cheating."

Stargate SG-1 S3 Ep. 12 - "Anything else would have been too convenient."

American Horror Story - Murder House Ep. 1: "Do not take sage from strangers."

Stargate SG-1 S3 Ep. 11: "You come from your father."

Movie Time - American Psycho - "You are not the target audience for this movie."

Stargate SG-1 S3 Ep. 10 - "This is my final resignation...again."

DNA Awards: Bates Motel - "Everything that films in Vancouver can't figure out weather."

Stargate SG-1 S3 Ep. 9 - "I created an entirely new world for this to make sense."

Bates Motel S5 Ep. 10 - "And what a year it has been."

Stargate SG-1 S3 Ep. 8 - "There was so much symbolism in this episode!"

Bates Motel S5 Ep. 9 - "That would be a thing I never suspected."

Stargate SG-1 S3 Ep. 7 - "I don't have to drink alcohol with people, but I do need to drink coffee with people."

Bates Motel S5 Ep. 8 - "Chick is every thirty-something listening to true crime podcasts."

Stargate SG-1 S3 Ep. 6 - "I thought surely, I had clicked on the wrong season."

Bates Motel S5 Ep. 7 - "You taxidermied this broad's body in a seated position."

Stargate S3 Ep. 5 - "I feel like that had a big comment on society."

Bates Motel S5 Ep. 6 - "She does what all the 90's R&B tells us to do."

Stargate SG-1 S3 Ep. 4 - "Welcome to the new era we're in today."

Bates Motel S5 Ep. 5 - "You're not making good choices in life."

Stargate SG-1 S3 Ep. 3 - "He gets his own facetime!"

Bates Motel S5 Ep. 4 - "He thrives on the nonsense."

Stargate SG-1 S3 Ep.2 - "I've never been that much into spree killing."

Bates Motel S5 Ep. 3 - "She's a liar and a crazy person."

Stargate SG-1 S3: "I don't know what to do with myself now."

Bates Motel S5 Ep. 2 - "He was too busy killing his English teacher."

Stargate Origins: Catherine - "Theoretically, this storyline shouldn't have happened."

Bates Motel S5 Ep. 1 - "You don't have to sneak away from your own hallucination."

Stargate SG-1 Season 2 Recap: "I'm an adult; I buy my own stuff."

Movie Time - The Blair Witch Project: "I don't care that they died in the end."

Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep. 22 - "I don't recognize one person here."

Bates Motel S4 Ep. 10 - "Funerals are fucking expensive."

Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep. 21 - "I use Nikola Tesla as the answer for everything."

Bates Motel S4 Ep. 9 - "He knew everything."