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Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep.20 - "Is it a Care Bear? Is it an Ewok?"

Bates Motel S4 Ep. 8 - "I always know a short list of beds in walking distance."

Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep. 19 - "Congrats on tying anything in to this episode."

Bates Motel S4 Ep. 7 - "I found my Hallmark man."

Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep. 18 - "That's why you don't order salad from a pizza place."

Bates Motel S4 Ep. 6 - "Norma Louise, that is straight up gaslighting."

Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep. 17 - "Daniel, why are you so weird all the time?"

Bates Motel S4 Ep. 5 - "... it's the last happy moment you'll have."

Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep. 16 - "I have no idea what's going on here."

Bates Motel S4 Ep. 4 - "The Christmas Snowflake Holiday Party Festival Concert Carnival"

Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep. 15: "I'm a math genius, and I'm smarter than Daniel Jackson."

Bates Motel S4 Ep 3: "This place is not as fancy as the foyer made it out to be."

Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep. 14 - "I'm gonna guess it's heavier than plastic."

Bates Motel S4 Ep. 2 - "I quite literally have chills on every inch of my body."

Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep. 13 - "It's the exercise planet now."

Bates Motel S4 Ep. 1 - "God dammit, Tom Cruise is actually a good actor."

Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep 12: "I don't want a partner, that feels like a lot of work."

Movie Time - Urban Legends - "I don't just lick strangers."

Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep.11 - "I don't want to tell you how I feel."

Bates Motel S3 Ep. 10 - "Why do good men let women ruin them?"

Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep. 10 - "Teal'c could totally commit a crime right now and get away with it."

Bates Motel S3 Ep. 9 - "I don't think God provides drug money."

Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep. 9 - "It's been 5 minutes."

Bates Motel S3 Ep. 8: "I was almost ejected from a middle school basketball game, more than once."

Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep. 8 - "We don't have Sha're anymore."

Bates Motel S3 Ep. 7 - "I am still not an organ donor."

Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep. 7: "With Y2K, the world should have just ended."

Bates Motel S3 Ep. 6 - "My life is not doing well, I'm going to move."

Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep. 6 : "Loki's coming out of the Stargate."

Bates Motel S3 Ep. 5 - "Most people aren't covering up crimes everyday."

Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep. 5 :"Could you imagine if you put Voldemort in the sarcophagus?"

Bates Motel S3 Ep. 4 - "Coach Carr would be so disappointed."

Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep4 - "Humans do ruin everything."

Bates Motel S3 Ep. 3 - "We have as many episodes as original Pokemon."

Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep. 3 - "It's like an alien abduction but for realsies."

Bates Motel S3 Ep. 2 - "Ramen is the best date food."

Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep.2 - "I don't know why I'm defending it like that."

Bates Motel S3 Ep.1 - "No red flags were raised for me."

Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep. 1 - "He's died like 50 times so he's probably fine."

Movie Time - Last Night in Soho - "That is a tall lanky man."

Stargate SG-1 Season 1 - Recap - "If you're still sad, take Prozac."

Bates Motel S2 Ep. 10 - "I absolutely fake it through every day of my life."

Stargate SG-1 S1 Ep21 - "Why can't I call you on my globe?"

Bates Motel S2 Ep.9 - "I wanna see your lighter side, baby."

Stargate SG-1 S1 Ep 20 - "Keep it to yourself, that's all I ask."

Bates Motel S2 Ep 8 - "Bird Taxidermy does go with everything."

Stargate SG-1 S1 Ep.19 - "You know when you take things from the Cave of Wonders it's bad."

Bates Motel S2 Ep. 7 - "I was having a really interesting conversation about Nicholas Cage today."

Stargate SG-1 S1 Ep. 18 - "I feel like I'm in a fever dream."

Bates Motel S2 Ep. 6 - "You've had a lot of convenient deaths, ma'am."

Stargate SG-1 S1 Ep.17 - "We're not a math podcast."

Bates Motel S2 Ep. 5 - "You've killed more people than you've had sex with."

Stargate SG-1 S1 Ep. 16 - "Are we reaching out to the aliens directly right now?"

Bates Motel S2 Ep. 4: "I think that's the year I got strep throat for my birthday."

Stargate SG-1 S1 Ep. 15: "I know what I'm saying is incorrect, and I don't care."

Bates Motel S2 Ep.3: "I'm absolutely unhinged today."

Stargate SG-1 S1 Ep.14 - "All dreams are possible with crack cocaine."

Bates Motel S2 Ep. 2 - "But only because he shot Derek Shepherd."

Stargate SG-1 S1 Ep. 13 - "We're still opening things we shouldn't be opening."

Bates Motel S2 Ep.1: "Who are the good guys?"

Stargate SG-1 S1 Ep. 12 - "I would like to talk about Teal'c's outfit choices."

Movie Time - The Woman in Black - "Love is for suckers, it's stupid, don't do it."

Stargate SG-1 S1 Ep.11: "We're too far in."

Bates Motel S1 Ep. 10 - "Yes, I absolutely trust you with my life."

Stargate SG-1 S1 Ep.10: "I thought it was a spider."

Bates Motel S1 Ep. 9: "I did not panic. I did not die."

Stargate SG-1 S1 Ep. 9: "12 minutes is a really long time."

Bates Motel S1 Ep. 8 - "Senor Senior Junior went to Harvard?"

Stargate SG-1 S1 Ep.8 - "Don't eat Marriage Cake."

Bates Motel S1 Ep. 7 - "That's not where you keep knives in the kitchen."

Stargate SG-1 S1 Ep. 7 - "I'm starting to get behind the writing."

Bates Motel S1 Ep. 6 - "I too would probably drive my car into something."

Stargate SG-1 S1 Ep. 6 "I know I'm not over the top Scorpio all the time."

Bates Motel S1 Ep. 5: "Deputy Hottie, you have all the brain cells of an amoeba."

Stargate SG-1 S1 Ep. 5 - "Why is he missing?"

Bates Motel S1 Ep. 4: "That was fucking Professor Quirrell."

Stargate SG-1 S1 EP. 4 - "That caught me off guard."

Bates Motel S1 Ep. 3 - "There's a 0 percent chance there was Coke in that Jack and Coke."

Stargate SG-1 S1 Ep.3: "You would be beaten."

Bates Motel S1 Ep. 2: "I can't remember my 21st birthday."

Stargate SG-1: S1 Ep.2 - "Who was not the dad from Modern Family."

Bates Motel S1 Ep.1 - "I attract toxic men."

Stargate SG-1: S1 Ep. 1 - "It's a mix between Floo Powder and travelling in the TARDIS."

Dead Like Me: The DNA Awards - "My buttcrack was everybody's best friend."

Dead Like Me: Life After Death: "It was all downhill from there."

Dead Like Me S2 Review: "I think it's dumb to appease anyone."

Dead Like Me S2 Ep. 15: "You better eat as many nuts as you want right now."

Dead Like Me S2 Ep. 14: "That's the President of the United States."

Dead Like Me S2 Ep. 13: "A dirty package is what she's looking for."

Dead Like Me S2 Ep. 12: "I feel like that was all of my friends behind my back."

Dead Like Me S2 Ep. 11 - "It's just not how I would have shot the scene."

Dead Like Me S2 Ep. 10 - "Mason is clearly a beta."

Dead Like Me: S2 Ep.9 - "No one saw you go under a table?"

Dead Like Me S2 Ep. 8 - “I know shit about lizards."

Dead Like Me S2 Ep. 7 - "I do know everything better than everyone else."

Dead Like Me S2 Ep. 6 - I'm so sick of the MSG hate."

Dead Like Me S2 Ep. 5 - “This is one of the reasons I would not speed date."

Dead Like Me S2 Ep. 4 - “My lipstick is called Shame because I've never felt any."

Dead Like Me S2 Ep. 3 - “We're in too deep."

Dead Like Me S2 Ep. 2 - “I've only had to file a police report once."