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Dead Like Me S2 Ep. 1 - "We haven't taken a life in ages."

Dead Like Me S1 Wrap Up - “Neither of us have had coffee."

Dead Like Me S1 Ep. 14 - “Give me my pants and I will help you."

Dead Like Me S1 Ep. 13 - “I love a themed monopoly game."

Dead Like Me S1 Ep. 12 - “I need tequila and to punch someone."

Dead Like Me S1 Ep. 11 - “The rules don't apply in alcohol land."

Dead Like Me S1 Ep. 10 - “My mom just thinks I'm an idiot."

Dead Like Me S1 Ep. 9 - “If it's your step-dad, wouldn't that be your mom?"

Dead Like Me S1 Ep. 8 - “And by sober, I mean I wasn't blackout."

Dead Like Me S1 Ep. 7 - “If you direct a movie, you call me."

Dead Like Me S1 Ep. 6 - “I don't think I'm the problem here."

Dead Like Me S1 Ep. 5 - “I'll eat funnel cake and hold your stuff."

Dead Like Me S1 Ep. 4 "We're going to change the name of the podcast to medicated and caffeinated."

Dead Like Me S1 Ep. 3 - “I just let my brain do what it wants."

Dead Like Me S1 Ep. 2 - “And like, don't put a drill in your head."

Dead Like Me S1 Ep. 1 - “I love frogs and toads."

Movie Time - Psycho - “Did doors not have locks in 1960?"

Movie Time - Stargate (1994) - “So, it's like their telephone pole fell down?"

Movie Time - Hide and Seek - “I don't even know what you want me to think."

Kolchak - DNA Awards - “Mr. Worldwide is okay with me."

Kolchak - S1 Ep. 20 - “Real reason I'm single and have 3 friends."

Kolchak - S1 Ep. 19 - "Do you sell feet?"

Kolchak - S1 Ep. 18 - “A castle would be ideal, but I'm not picky."

Kolchak - S1 Ep. 17 - “You told me my life was gonna be okay. I think you lied."

Kolchak - S1 Ep. 16 - “Now that we've turned this into a Bachelor podcast..."

Kolchak - S1 Ep. 15 - “Oh my God, he trauma dumped!"

Kolchak - S1 Ep. 14 - “And that's how I learned turkeys could fly."

Kolchak - S1 Ep. 13 - “Baseball Butts in Bell Bottoms"

Kolchak - S1 Ep.12 “Google was invented in 1998; how many people have used their brain since then?"

Kolchak - S1 Ep. 11 - “Oh my God, I love Danny DeVito."

Kolchak - S1 Ep. 10 - “He's like Castle. He solves crimes and writes books."

Kolchak - S1 Ep. 9 - “Kurt Cobain is to blame for crack."

Kolchak - S1 Ep. 8 - One year later and this is the episode we get?

Kolchak My interior is made up of caffeine, candy, and the hope that someday, someone will love me."

Kolchak - S1 Ep. 6 - "I can't word good right now."

Kolchak - S1 Ep. 5 - “I don't have a boyfriend, and I would never buy that for my father."

Kolchak - S1 Ep. 4 - “She must have sucked on him."

Kolchak - S1 Ep. 3 - “Fiction, for those of you who don't read books, means not real."

Kolchak - S1 Ep. 2 - “I wear underwear, obviously."

Kolchak - S1 Ep. 1 - “I don't know how film worked in the 70s."

Kolchak: The Night Strangler - “Fuck little demon kids, I don't like them"

Kolchak: The Night Stalker - “Like a true reporter, take a picture and move aside."

Bloopers! "I got Mommy Milkers, might as well use them."

Movie Time - Twilight - “I'm perfectly stable."

Hemlock Grove - DNA Awards - “We're not critics, we didn't go to school for this."

Hemlock Grove S3 Wrap Up - “One neck chomp and he's exploded."

Hemlock Grove S3 Ep. 10 - “He's just got a sore shoulder from arm day."

Hemlock Grove S3 Ep. 9 - “The feeling that has to be there for me is tequila."

Hemlock Grove S3 Ep. 8 - “If it wasn't illegal it would be nice."

Hemlock Grove S3 Ep. 7 - “He's so tall and his butt is so small."

Hemlock Grove S3 Ep. 6 - “My waist is a catfish."

Hemlock Grove S3 Ep. 5 - “How do you remember what a hexagon is?

Hemlock Grove S3 Ep. 4 - “He's a frog."

Hemlock Grove S3 Ep. 3 - “She can't eat him, she might as well f*** him."

Hemlock Grove S3 Ep. 2 - “Like, Sis, if this was Dateline..."

Hemlock Grove S3 Ep1 - “I'm trying to be a little classier than road head."

Movie Time - Rebecca (2020) - “The city will be burning."

Hemlock Grove S2 Wrap Up - “Trash is what I've come to expect!"

Hemlock Grove S2 Ep. 10 - “I think he shaves his buttcheeks."

Hemlock Grove S2 Ep. 9 - “It's poetry! It's subjective!"

Hemlock Grove S2 Ep. 8 - I once knew an 18 year old boy, and that's where all the problems started."

Hemlock Grove S2 Ep. 7 - “I mean, I've never been in a mental institution."

Hemlock Grove S2 Ep. 6 - " I want to bleach my eyeballs after that scene."

Hemlock Grove S2 Ep 5 - “But last week she was gonna eat his coq au vin?"

Hemlock Grove S2 Ep. 4 - “Well, we're going to jail..."

Hemlock Grove S2 Ep. 3 - “That throat kick would have been illegal in MMA."

Hemlock Grove S2 Ep. 2 - “He's the vampire Batman."

Hemlock Grove S2 Ep. 1 - “You could have at least dropped her at a bus station."

Movie Time - Halloween - “If the right cult had hit me at 17..."

Hemlock Grove S1 Wrap Up - “Don't ruin this podcast with your trash."

Hemlock Grove S1 Ep. 13 - “It's just... not good."

Hemlock Grove S1 Ep. 12 - “Didn't know it was sharing is caring time."

Hemlock Grove S1 Ep. 11 - “Drink Red Fanta and stop caring."

Hemlock Grove S1 Ep. 10 - “I say bad words and drink wine."

Hemlock Grove S1 Ep. 9 - “Was it as awkward as a naked leopard?"

Hemlock Grove S1 Ep. 8 - “Oh, God, I have to sneeze."

Hemlock Grove S1 Ep. 7 - “This show really sticks with ya..."

Hemlock Grove S1 Ep. 6 - “I'd rather have a rager in a Wal-Mart parking lot."

Hemlock Grove S1 Ep. 5 - “Between the two of us, we share one brain."

Hemlock Grove S1 Ep. 4 - “Is there, like, a school for serial killers?"

Hemlock Grove S1 Ep. 3 - “Was it just bad storytelling, or does it mean more?"

Hemlock Grove S1 Ep. 2 - “Well, that's one way to get blood..."

Hemlock Grove S1 Ep. 1 - “And she also rents out Pennsylvania..."

Episode 1: Welcome to the Podcast