All Episodes
Dire Weasels: A real(ish) play 5e Dungeons and Dragons podcast — 208 episodes
4 Hour Talk Thing Part 2
4 Hour Talk Thing Part 1
Episode 151 - It's a Dire Weasels Episode!
Episode 150 - It's still 2019. You can pretend 2020 never happened.
Episode 149 - This Episode is Really Good
Episode 148 - Giving Back
Episode 147 -
Episode 146 - Tushes and Taxonomy
Episode 145 - John Butt
Episode 144 - A Three Hour Tour
Episode 143 - A Quaint Town
Episode 142 - Number Ju-Ju
Episode 141 - Roll to Eat Ass
Episode 140 - Scrubberdashing
Episode 139 - False Launches
Episode 138 - The Episode that never started
Episode 137 - Playing with the Big Swigs
Episode 136 - Bar Conversations
Episode 135 - Pudding Burps
Episode 134 - Ivylicious Trellisishinikini
Episode 133 - Oh no, what have we done?!
A Dire State of Affairs
State of the Podcast
Episode 132 - Nostalgia over Bad Decisions
Episode 131 - The One Where the Gang Reminisces About Past Goofs and Cody goes too far with Edits
Super Happy Fun Murder Dungeon pt 5 - Final Bauss Activate
Super Happy Fun Murder Dungeon pt 4 - Puzzling Pejoratives
Super Happy Fun Murder Dungeon pt 3 - Them Bad Words
Super Happy Fun Murder Dungeon pt 2 - Terrifying Yellow
Super Happy Fun Murder Dungeon pt 1 - The Humidity Game
Intermission - Info, News and Academy
Episode 130 - Davesdale, the Crescendo
Episode 129 - Davedale, Back to the Classics
Episode 128 - Davedale, Remix
Episode 127 - Davedale, Behind the Music
Episode 126 - Davesdale
Dire Weview of Villainous Village pt 2
Dire Weview of Villainous Village pt 1
The Great Cake Deliveries pt 2 - Big MuthaFuckin' Crab Truckers
The Great Cake Deliveries pt 1 - Big MuthaFuckin' Crab Truckers
Episode 125 - Five Cubed, or an Interlewd
Episode 124 - Insurrection: Not to be confused with E-rection
Episode 123 - Investigation, START... eventually
Episode 122 - Monkey Murder Madness
Episode 121 - Through the Brush
The Animal Cabal pt 3 - The Witch is Dead
The Animal Cabal pt 2 - The Witch is Dead
The Animal Cabal pt 1 - The Witch is Dead
Episode 120 - That Toad is on Fire!
Episode 119 - All that Glitters is Gold... and other various Gems
Episode 118 - Sexy Two Tails
Episode 117 - Combat, the Roll20 Way
Episode 116 - Oui Fishal Pool it Tickles
Episode 115 - Dark Market, Black Market, Pot Market
Episode 114 - Start the Second Leg
Episode 113 - I (Truly) Believe in a thing called Love
Episode 112 - The Dead Sea
Episode 111 - Rollback the Tape!
Maze Rats 2 - Always Cheesin'
Maze Rats 1 - Getting' The Cheese
Episode 110 - The Cat in the Hat
Maze Rats Character Creation
Hate to Love
Episode 109 - Bloodlust
Episode 108 - Wanna swab my deck?
Episode 107 - Whoops....
Episode 106 - Finger Buns
Episode 105 - I bet you have better things to do with your time.
Episode 104 - Strangers to Love
A Dire Shit Show
Episode 103 - A little help from my friends
Episode 102 - Dog days of summer
Ye Olde Side Quest 4
Ye Olde Side Quest 3
Ye Olde Side Quest 2
State of the Weasels; A dress.
Ye Olde Side Quest, 1
Episode 101 - Guys, Babies don't work that way.
Episode 100 - How the hell did we make it this far?
Episode 99 - Don't Take Boat Rides from Strangers
Episode 98 - Strung Up and Dried
Episode 97 - Anti-Climactic Antic
Episode 96 - Turning into a Cave
Episode 95 - Disney Throat Punch
Episode 94 - Kiss from a Rose on your Chest
Episode 93 - Cock-head Inquisition
Episode 92 - Between a Curtain and a Sweaty Boi
Episode 91 - The Reach Around of the Angel
Who's Roll Is It Anyway?- An Improv Improv'd Episode
Episode 90 - Pointy Ovals
Episode 89 - Bandit! Oh!
Episode 88 - Concessions of a Shopping Alcoholic
Episode 87 - The 87th Canonical Episode of This Damn Podcast
Episode 86: The Title Goes Here! (AKA welcome aboard Marc)
Episode 85 - New World Order-ed Chaos
The Return - A Primer for the New Old World
Episode 84: Times They are a Changin' (AKA Mollie vs. Audacity)
Spooky House Pt3 - Chaos Theory
Spooky House Pt1 - Chaos Rains
Pixies, Demons, and A Rack No Phobia - 5e Arbitrary Adventure
Episode 83 The one where Ivana's spawn makes a lot of noise.
Episode 82: Two in the Pink, One in the Sphinx (AKA "Shut up John")
Episode 81 - Oblong Black Phallus-Like Epic, Portion Uno
Episode 80 - Death by Rum
Sticky Times: The Bloopening - Fiasco Super Heroes
Episode 79: Keep Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' (aka Come On!)
Sticky Times Part 2 - Fiasco Super Heroes
Sticky Times Part 1 - Fiasco Super Heroes
Pokesode is Bonersode
Taint Mustache (AKA I didn't know what to call this one)
Episode 78 - Fluff, Puff, and Stuff
Episode 77: Kitties Aren't Just Cute Like Everybody Supposes
Episode 76 - The Bug Bear and the Maiden Fair
Episode 75 - Hang'em High(er and higher!!)
Episode 74: Karaokecast IX (AKA Forrest and Mollie Experience Typing Adventures in Time)
Episode 73 - I believe in a thing called...Cornellon?
Episode 72 - Doom and Shroom while things go BOOM
Return of Ivanasode (AKA All Your Tangents Are Belong To Us)
Episode 71 - Gristanbul, Not Cornstantinople
Episode 70 - Love Shack And A Half
John and Cody Make an Announcement (There is no AKA this week)
Episode 69: This title will under no circumstances contain an emoticon (you were expecting a sex joke, right?)
Episode 68 - The episode where we sang more than played and Ivana payed less attention than usual
Episode 67 - House of the Oogily Boogily
Episode 66: Anthropomorphic chickens are always trouble (AKA Buffycast?)
Episode 65 - O-B-R-E-G
Episode 64 - Makin' Our Way Downtown, Barrels Rollin'
Episode 63 - When We Flay Around Together
Episode 62: Praise Day
Happy Birthday Forrest! (AKA Space Traction Park)
Episode 61 - Small Business Owners
Bonus Episode: Traction Park-Saga Of Clarence Sir Punch A Lot Not A Racist
Episode 60: The Wind Beneath My Wings
Episode 59: Uh... I think they're looking for some girl or something; I don't know, I wasn't listening. Something about a robot. Nothing's happening. It's over. A lot of people look pissed.
Episode 58 - End of an Error
Episode 57 - Extreme Makeover: Cloud City Edition
Bonus Episode: Ghostbloopers
Bonus Episode: Ghostbusters RPG (with Hiro)
Episode 56 - Sleuth Check (AKA the episode where John and Ivana are strangely silent for a chunk while they argue in chat over whether semen is a liquid)
Bonus Episode: Wonderland Park Fiasco pt 2
Bonus Episode: Wonderland Park Fiasco pt 1
Bonersode: Lasers & Feelings
Episode 55: Not Just a Mailbag Episode (AKA John is dumb and had to edit this one twice)
Bonus Episode: Top 4 of Not Living
Episode 54: Nominally an Episode (AKA Where do Windows 8s Go?)
Episode 53: Fisting the Blackness
Episode 52: Prison Break
Chez Geek (AKA John gradually gets increasingly sick for all the world to hear)
Episode 51: The New Regime
Episode 50: A Very Ominous Stroll Through the Woods
The Dire Weasels are John (except for Forrest... he was some other guy not named John....)
Episode 49: Dire Weasels Pick Up Academy
Episode 48: Let's Play a Game
Episode 47: Wonder twin powers, ACTIVATE!
Episode 46: Fire and then more fire. Also, fire. (AKA: Take two)
Bonus Episode: Drinking Quest!
Episode 45: Look Down
Episode 44: The One Where Ivana Fell Asleep
Episode 43: Something or other about Hazelnuts (AKA the light inside the DM gradually dims until he is nothing but meat, bones and secrets)
Late Night with John, Mort and Dyrtle (AKA when the effectively unlaid plan goes appropriately poorly. AKA 2, crimes against spelling, grammar and reading/comprehension)
Episode 42: Just Can't Wait
Episode 41: Legend of the Unhidden Temple (AKA, Your DM effed up, and we lost an episode)
Boner Episode: Cards (Again)st Humanity
Episode 40: Tropesy Turvy
Episode 39: Atop the Bean Stalk
Episode 38: What's Old is New Once More
Episode 37: Follow Your Nose
Bonus Episode: Cards Against Humanity
Arbitrary Adventures?: Bloopersode (AKA Episode 4 was a $**# Show)
Episode 36: Hard Reset
Episode 35: Bad Housekeeping
Episode 34: Filler Episode aka Weasels get an Effing House
Episode 33: Maybe next time, find out if she's married before you f%*k her (and other assorted nonsense). Also, apparently I can keep adding words to this title, and no one will be the wiser.
Episode 32: Returning to Cloudcity...wait no.
Episode 31: Into the Woods
Episode 30: Follow the Patchouli Cloud (aka karaokecast)
Episode 29: Gettin' Jala Peno Business
Episode 28: Enter Player Four
Episode 27: Something, Something, Title
Episode 26: Into the Feywild
Episode 25: The Aftermath
Arbitrary Adventures: Murder Mystery Conclusion
Arbitrary Adventures: Murder Mystery
Episode 24: Nothing Good Ever Happens After Midnight
Episode 23: Of Greetings and Goodbyes
Episode 22: Do-Ogre
Episode 21: Don't Stop Believing in Sexual Healing
Episode 20: Ice, Ice, Gristle
Episode 19: Storming the Castle
Episode 18: Tea, Scones, and Broken Bones
Episode 17: Welcome to Cloudspire
Episode 16: A Fiasco on the Farm
Episode 15: It's All Ogre, Now
Arbitrary Adventures: Fiasco!
Episode 14: Light at the End of the Mineshaft
Episode 13: The Dice of Our Lives
Episode 12: Trial's End
Episode 11: Wildcard, B*tches!
Episode 10: The End of the Quest Formerly Known as the Never-Ending Quest That is Now Ending
Episode 9: Vinegar Strokes
Episode 8: For Those Who Fight Further
Episode 7: Saving Private Glimmerbottom
Episode 6: Sic semper proditores!
Episode 5: Killer Queen
Episode 4: Three Adventurers Walk into a Bar
Episode 3: Chick-kil-A
Episode 2: Thunder... Thunder... Thunderwave! Hoooo!!!
Episode 1: The Eggventure Begins