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Getting paid to vote…

Avril or Melissa?

Fluffing for Bonnie Blue

WFH Thursday

Is the moon flat?

Sam VS the real Ben Mitchell

Embarrassing For No Reason: The Trailer!

I dated Jedward

who run the world? Sam Smith

Kiss All The Time, Podcast Occasionally

phobia clinic pt 2

phobia clinic pt 1

we owe you an apology

going limp on Valentine’s

no nut nigella

it's our birthday!

twerk it like Beckham

head at the bowling alley

Conformity gate theory is fake

New Year for no reason!

BONUS - Balls On Be Real?

Christmas for no reason

BONUS - The Gunge Guy!

one of us got a bbl

BONUS - Staying At A Swingers House

Pitbull announced for world cup 2026

BONUS - One of us NEARLY joined a cult

Spotify wrapped is cancelled

BONUS - BTS at the sperm bank

BONUS - Someone Wrote A Diss Track About Me

would you do it for a mansion?

committing to the clap

i thought Guy Fawkes was my nan

inside the pu$$y palace

live from the Bedford in Balham!

bend over quickly

sitting in the urinal

TAYLOR VS CHARLI XCX

my first kiss went a little like this…

we have an announcement...

cheaper than an OF

i'm in me mum's car

tucking it in your waistband

that's a whole different ballbag

rollerskating with Davina McCall

Short back & Battle of Hastings

Hello, the cock inn

grab your ID...for research purposes

world's most vanilla affair

buttplug bingo

the capri sun world record attempt

silly willy award

inside glastonbury toilets

sandcastles at the nudist beach?

BONUS - one of us is on p*rnhub...

chris hughes eyes

MUTE on a roller coaster

peppa pig needs to get a job

BONUS - the train guy

when you clamber out the hotel pool

BONUS - sam's embarrassing injury!

the minor injuries clinic

when the dentist tells you SPIT

are you doing the marathon?

I met verne troyer in spanked

I'd go stiff I think

RIP WHSmiths

have you ever had a finger bowl in your lap?

bet that's the only beaver you've ever touched!

PSA To Aldi

I'll order the double smash

get your brits out!

do you remember chicken fillets?

(un)HINGED

double teaming jedward

I wanna run to you

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