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Chapter 83 Bonus - The Birth of Dolores

Chapter 83 - Monopoly Money, An AUtopsy, Riverdollar Tax Collector, AND THE BOG

Chapter 81 - The Iconic Shower Scene, Toothy, and Miss Crouton

Chapter 80 - Alpha Chad, The She-Wolf of Wall Street, and It's 2021 Chadwick

Chapter 79- Flashback Sexual, Death Hammer (? I have no idea what I said my name was), and Not Bro Unless I Come Up with a Better Name

Chapter 78 - Chamo-mile Tea, Gingerito, and Slughead

Chapter 77 - The Only Lost One Worth Saving

Chapter 75 - Clandestine Tickling Ring, Me and The Dogs, and Maple Claw

Chapter 74 - Sugar Daddy, Pre-farm Kevin, and Me!

Chapter 73 - The Conch, Bisexual Betty, and Crypto Lesbian Pulp Fiction

Chapter 72 - Sex Bunker of Death, The Girl Who Cried Papi, and Teen Queen of Tragedy

Chapter 71 - Three Friends in Underwear Marinating in Blood

Chapter 70 - Jarhead Jines, Soul Sucking Vamp, and Bison

Chapter 69 (hehe) - Duckie, Tubby, and No Name Disease

Chapter 68 - Hellaciously Simple, Pleated Khaki Trash Monster, and Maplejito (an ableist bitch)

Chapter 67 - Hello Daddy, Wild Girl, and Ch Ch Ch Ch Ch Ch Ch Ch

Chapter 66 - Lunatic Child, Mother Most Foul, and She-Goblin

Chapter 65 - College Sex and the Serial Killer Genes, Sad AV Pervert, and Butterflinger

Chapter 64 - The Tell Tale Tie Pin, Nosy Old Turkey Waddle, and The Wrath of God

Chapter 63 - Rum Tum Tonguer, Parentdale Porn, and Smooth as Cream Babe

Chapter 62 - The Other Mija, The Serial Killer Genes, and *sigh* no

Chapter 61 - Gargoyle Boy, Captain Spandex, and Toxic Twin

Chapter 60 - Sewing Up Bro, Budding Hooligan, and The Gremlin King

Chapter 59 - The 1969 #1 Hit Single "Sugar Sugar", Prepubescent Spank Bank, and Rumordale.com

Chapter 58 - Lady Hearse, No Longer Dilfy, and Insufferable Smurf

Chapter 57 - Hiram's Areola Size, Furry Fight, and Homoerotic Russian Roulette

Chapter 56 - The MAOA and CDH13 Serial Killer Genes, Gargoyle Sex, and a boring loser

Chapter 55 - Punch Drunk, Vote Choni, and Man Door Hand Hook Car Door

Tangents Vol. 4

Chapter 54 - Mommy Ninja Fight, Insidious Bastard, and Pisscup

Chapter 52 - Captain Mija, Betty Snooper, and Beanie-Headed Beau

Chapter 51 (MEGA EP)- Serial Killer Father, Drug Lord Mother, Child of the Corn, and Mythic Bitch

Chapter 50 - Blindfolded Lapdance, Bozo Boy Toy, and Candy Epidemic

Chapter 49 - Daddy Emeritus, Rogue Goyle, and Daughter of Man-Son

Chapter 48 - The Missing Fitness Hour, Ex-Con Who Walked Out of the SATs, and Vigilante Violet

Chapter 47 - 50 Shades of Blackmail, Brokeback Riverdale, and Clandestine Gropes

Chapter 46 - Gerald "Tall Boy" Petite, Not So Secret Sex Club, and Mobnipulate Mobsplain Mobwhore

Chapter 45 - @SexyMantle on Bumble, Mrs.Mantle, and Musical Amuse Bouche

Chapter 44 - Serpent Schoolchum, Sexy Robin Hood, and The Goddamn Bear

Chapter 43 - Ghoulunatic, Rooster Top, and Cookoo Bananas

Chapter 42 - Ethelhead 5eva, Mr. 21, and Psycho Bitch

Chapter 41 - Dilton Doiley's Dead Dad Daryl Doiley, 16 Year Old Nerd, and Endgame

Chapter 40 - The Mad Emperor, The Red Palladin, and The Game Master

Chapter 39 - The Fresh-aid Drainer Chalice Quest, Parents Against LARPing, and Mrs. Crabapple

Chapter 38 - Thumper, Daddy Teeth, and Viper Bitch

Chapter 37 - Odd Duck, Daddy Dearest, and Don't Drink the Freshaid

Chapter 36 - Insert three names here because *someone* didn't include them in this episode :)

Chapter 35 - Serpent King, Strapping Conquistador Father, and Serpent Queen

Chapter 34 - Serpent Smurfette, I Love My Daddy, and Run of the Mill Psychopath

Chapter 33 - Spaghetti Bits and Milk, Ticket to Ride, and Small Fry

Chapter 31 (MEGA EPISODE) - Thespian Terrorism, Fuck In the Firebird, and Matricidal Revenge Fantasy

Chapter 30 - Secret Gay Hookup Tunnel, Homoerotic Arm Wrestling, and Ensnared by Deviance

Tangents Vol. 3

Chapter 29 - Esoteric Herbs, Reg for Prez, and Reggie "The Misogynist" Mantle

Chapter 28 - Deep Throat, War Baby, and Blood Bathing Blossoms

Chapter 27 - Cue the Dueling Banjos, Loveless Monster, and Sapphic Serpent

Chapter 26 - Canopy Sleigh Bed, Gorgon, and Operation Guess Who's Coming to Dinner

Chapter 25 - Erderr, Hiram's G-Spot, and Pappy Poutine

Chapter 24 - Todd, Todd, and Todd

Chapter 23 - Fascist Barbie, Rat Boy, and Dr. Beaker

Chapter 22 - Ho Merry Ho, Nana Rose Stan Account, and Anxiety Nightmare

Chapter 21 - Hog Eye, Incredibly Sexually Frustrated, and Carnal Defiance (AKA Desire)

Tangents Vol. 2

Chapter 20 - Spooky Boy, Spooky Girl, and Thrill Seeking Sicko

Chapter 19- PG-13 Grope Session, Drugstore Cowboy, and a name that doesn't fit here

Chapter 18- Hotdog the First, Hotdog the Second, and Hotdog the Third

Chapter 17- Piss Man, Book of Reg, and Nancy Drew with the Dragon Tattoo

Chapter 16 - Grind'em, Virgin Sex Drive, and Poster Child for Sin

Chapter 15 - The Klumpster, Bride of Hobo, and Hobo

Chapter 14- mija, mija, mija!

Chapter 13- Greek Suburban Tragedy, Serpent Slut, and Prince Valium

Endgame: The Trailer

Chapter 12- An Honest Murderer, Weatherbee's Dick, and Witching Hour at Thornhill

Chapter 11b-Extras

Chapter 11 - Innocuous Question, Gay Greaser Serpent, and Nightmare Smurfette

Chapter 10- Social Handmaiden, Catatonic Bimbo, and Agent of Chaos

Chapter 9 - Gigolo, TheyPutMeInAWoodenBoxAsIDesperatelyOpposedButAllMyScreamingWasForNaughtMyMouthHadBeenSewnClosedCurledUpInBedWasJustAGirlNeedingDaddy'sArmsToHoldHer, and Stockholm Syndrome Spell

Chapter 8- Mustang, Child Snatching Blossom Monster, and Epic Forbidden Romance

Chapter 7- Juggy Potter, Mommy Dearest, and Glamazon

Chapter 6- Catzilla, Litterbox, and Garden of Deliverance

Chapter 5- Sad Breakfast Club, Archibald, and Gothic Horror Story

Chapter 4- Hair Model of the Damned, Booty Tutor, and Nice Gay Kid

Chapter 3- Ace McDonaldDoland, (insert dog sound here), and Frida Shallow

Chapter 2- Mantle the Magnificent, Wednesday "Frorg Goo" Aadms, and Madam Satan

Chapter 1- Justin Gingerlake, Aquaholic, and Faux Lesbian Kissing