All Episodes

EPISODE 296 12.31.25 - Last podcast of 2025... or ever?

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 295 12.14.25 - Football, Fire, and Too Fast

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 294 12.04.25 - Amazon, AT&T and AR-15s

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 293 11.23.25

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 292 11.16.25

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 291 11.09.25

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 290 11.02.25 - Fist City!

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 289 10.26.25 - Pessimism, Ed Gein, and Cappy’s Christmas List!

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 288 10.19.25 - Farting, makeup and goosebumps

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 287 10.12.25 - Lucky Charm, Knock on Wood, and Bitcoin

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 286 10.05.25 - Fashion, food, and football

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 285 09.28.25 - Thick pie, The Paper, and Overnight Adult Camp

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 284 09.21.25

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 283 09.14.25 - Old People!

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 282 09.07.25 - LIVE episode

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 281 09.01.25 - Produced commercials, unique college courses, and skin care with Cappy

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 280 08.24.25 - Baby bunny, pay stubs, fake commercials, and stuff from the 70's

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 279 08.17.25 - Angry Again!

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 278 08.10.25 - Who is moving out? What is the age to get married? And weird shit in the news!

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 277 08.03.25

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 276 07.27.25 - Coming Home, Boston Pubic, and the TSA

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 275 07.20.25 - Bangers with Phil Collins, crotch sweat, and ranking 5 traits preferred in a partner

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 274 07.13.25 - Cappy's New eBay Hustle, Things Introverts Dislike, and Remember Albany!

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 273 07.06.25 - Cappy is pushing buttons and Cheddar is grabbing balls

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 272 06.29.25 - Hide the taco, cloning, and the eBay doucher

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 271 06.22.25 - Cappy the clueless tourist, the stay at home son, and what is frotting???

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 270 06.15.25 - Concert, Cops, & Gas

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 269 06.08.25 - Cappy is back from wandering the world...

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 268 05.25.25 - Bald tires, urinal stalls, and sperm racing

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 267 05.18.25 - Nesting, Shaving, and Grad Parties

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 266 05.11.25 - Til Death Do Us Part

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 265 05.04.25 - Both of us did gay stuff over the weekend

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 264 04.27.25 - Deep Discount, Regular D!ck, and Hey Dude

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 263 04.20.25 - Let's try this again... and record it this time!

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 262 04.13.25 - Black and white and a unique birthday gift

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 261 04.06.25 - Can We Just Handle This Like Men?

EPISODE 260 04.02.25 - Haunted AF

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 259 03.30.25 - The Mask from Scream, Too Much Peen, and What’s In Our Stream

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 258 03.23.25 - The Sphere, The Spa, and The Stains

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 257 03.16.25 - Tipping, too heavy, and do my best

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 256 03.09.25 - DNA, OMEtv, and the IRS

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 255 03.02.25 - New Haircut, Who Dis?

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 254 02.23.25 - Food saving, riding too high, and taking a sex day off

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 253 02.16.25 - Full nelson and a possible concussion

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 252 02.09.25 - Reeling it in, cutting it off, and mailing it out

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 251 02.02.25 - Changing the oil, flushing the urinal, rubbing the kicker, pushing the honeymoon, and the erection act

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 250 01.26.25 - FGH After Dark: 2 Guys 1 Couch

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 249 01.19.25 - Conspiracies, Coincidences, and Can We Get Serious For A Moment

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 248 01.12.25 - The Whopper, Mannequins, and Get My Attention

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 247 01.05.25 - RIP, HEB, and UPS

EPISODE 246 12.29.24 - Christmas, Moving, and the Big Check

EPISODE 245 12.22.24 - Customer service sucks

EPISODE 244 12.15.24 - So Busy, So Much Wine, So Much for Buffalo Wild Wings

EPISODE 243 12.11.24 - Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto

EPISODE 242 12.08.24 - Influencing, Cheating, and Deep Diving

EPISODE 241 12.01.24 - Cheddar’s clothes, Cappy’s scar, and Consumer Watch

EPISODE 240 11.24.24 - Opening the door, solving the crime, and drone food delivery

EPISODE 239 11.17.24 - The concert crier, kissing you all over, and the A1C level revealed

EPISODE 238 11.10.24 - Romance in France, the streets of Frisco, and Cappy’s landlord

EPISODE 237 10.27.24 - Are They Really Gonna Look That Sh!t Up?

EPISODE 236 10.20.24 - Our yearbooks, Cappy's cousin, and a little sex talk

EPISODE 235 10.13.24 - The Walkout, The Parking, and The Funeral

EPISODE 234 10.09.24 - Midweek Twink: Back Where It All Started

EPISODE 233 10.06.24 - P Diddy, Brazilian Waxing, and Eat Out Time

EPISODE 232 09.29.24 - Food Delivery, Mama Drama, and Too Much Dong

EPISODE 231 09.22.24 - Guess who's back, back again?

EPISODE 230 09.18.24 - Under the Hood with I_Spy_Vagina

EPISODE 229 09.15.24 - Football, French, and Felonies

EPISODE 228 09.11.24 - Midweek Twink with Perri Goldstein

EPISODE 227 09.08.24 - Cancel Culture, Sex Socks, and Spare Tires

EPISODE 226 09.04.24 - Twink: I Don’t Want To Pull My Pants Down!

EPISODE 225 09.01.24 - Birthday Boy, Sound Guy Songs, and an Ashley Update

EPISODE 224 08.25.24 - LLC, RIP, and BWW

EPISODE 223 08.18.24 - The D, The V, and BnB

EPISODE 222 08.11.24 - Bad Luck, Cringey Compliments and Stop Calling Me!

EPISODE 221 08.04.24 - Fedora Magic, Getting Her Number, and The Sweaty City

EPISODE 220 07.31.24 - Twink: A Fan, A Fanny Pack, and A Bidet

EPISODE 219 07.28.24 - A Night Out, A Walk Out, And A Pull Out

EPISODE 218 07.21.24 - Glizzies, Swifties, and Undies

EPISODE 217 07.14.24 - Skin Things and Sleeping With... Hookers

EPISODE 216 07.07.24 - Sue Me, Smell Me, and Stop Talking To Me

EPISODE 215 07.03.24 - Mid-Week Twink: Faithful Feedback

EPISODE 214 06.30.24 - Bathrooms, Bedrooms, and Big Birthdays

EPISODE 213 06.23.24 - Free Ballin' Today!

EPISODE 212 06.16.24 - Who Got Married?!

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 211 05.30.22 - Friends, Family, and Facetime

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 210 04.15.22 - Wet Tacos and Dry Throats

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 209 02.13.22 - The Boys Are Back!

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 208 05.16.21 - Last Podcast Ever...

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 207 04.18.21 - Wing Fingers and Chicken Ears

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 206B 04.14.21 - Mid-Week Twink (Stereo #8)

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 206A 04.07.21 - Mid-Week Twink (Stereo #7)

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 206 04.04.21 - Church of the Rock Lobster

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 205B 03.31.21 - Mid-Week Twink (Stereo #6)

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 205A 03.24.21 - Mid-Week Twink (Stereo #5)

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 205 03.21.21 - The Power Position

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 204B 03.17.21 - Mid-Week Twink (Stereo #4)

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 204A 03.10.21 - Mid-Week Twink (Stereo #3)

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 204 03.07.21 - It Didn't Record???!!!

[PREVIEW] EPISODE 203B 03.03.21 - Mid-Week Twink (Stereo #2)