All episodes
Another Broken Egg Cafe: You Used to Be Great...
Another Broken Egg Cafe: King of Brunch
Wienerschnitzel: Swearing Off Pretzel Buns for Good
Wienerschnitzel: The Taco Bell of Hot Dogs
Septemburger 2026: It Ends Here!!
Fatburger: The Top Contender?
The Oldest McDonald's Still in Operation (It Has a MUSEUM!!)
Burger King: Is the Upgraded Whopper Good?
Septemburger 2026 Begins NOW!
JINYA Ramen Bar: I'm Obsessed!
Jinya Ramen History with "Obsession" Crew
We Ate ALL the Pizzas at Slice House
Slice House: The Pizza World Champion, Pizza Acrobatics, and a Riot in Italy
Five Guys: Avoid Their Bacon, But Seek Out the Cajun Fries
Five Guys Was Actually Six Guys and a Lady
Raising Cane's: Reviewing the Whole Menu, the Insane Drive-Thru, & No Knives!
Raising Cane's: Named After a Dog, Assumed to Fail, and Post Malone
Smashburger: Good, But Not Smashed Enough!!
Smashburger Comes From Fast Food Royalty
Fazoli's: Mom's Spaghetti, GOATed Breadsticks, and Sh*tting with my Shirt Off
Fazoli's: Fast Food Italian, Wayne Gretzky, and a Roving Breadstick Bus
MOOYAH: Eat Here ASAP
MOOYAH: A Funny Burger That's Expensive But Delicious
Gen Korean BBQ House: Meat So Good We Cried
Korean BBQ's Fascinating History and the Rise of Gen KBBQ House
Tony Roma's: King of (Chain) Ribs
Tony Roma's: Playboy, Pivoting to Ribs, and "Winning Best Ribs in America"
Zaxbys: Good Egg Rolls, Terrible Fries, Mid Chicken
Zaxbys: Chicken Fingerz, The "Sauce Boss," and The Letter "Z"
Torchy's Tacos is So Good
Torchy's Tacos: The Next Great Mexican Chain?
The Burger Den (Denny's) Ghost Kitchen Review (or: Saved by the Claw Machine)
Ghost Kitchens: Deceptive or Delicious?
Long John Silver's Walks the Plank
Long John Silver's: Toy Lawsuits, Abandoned by Yum!, and the Worst Restaurant Meal in America
On the Border's "Guacamole Live" Is a National Treasure
On the Border: Mark Wahlberg, Bankruptcy, and the "Worst Mexican Chain in America"
Is Papa Murphy's Worth a 4 Hour Drive?
Papa Murphy's Pizza: A Spiteful Dough Recipe, Food Stamps, and DIY
BJ's Restaurant & Brewhouse: Amazing Wings, Polarizing Pizza, and a Bunch of Pizookies
BJ's Restaurant: Snooki, Deep Dish, & The Pizookie
My Go-To Domino's Pizza Order, An Incredible Dessert, & Are They Better than the Competition?
Domino's Pizza: Hostages, Food Tampering, and Turning It All Around
Rainforest Cafe, Bob's Big Boy, Waffle House, Pappadeaux, & Chuy's Get Yelped
Denny's, Pizza Hut, Olive Garden, Gyu-Kaku, & Bubba Gump Shrimp Company Get Yelped
Is Islands the Best Casual Burger Chain?
The Old Spaghetti Factory: "Why the Trolley?", Mizithra Cheese, & the Nashville Bombing
I Hate Garfield Because of Buffalo Wild Wings GO
Buffalo Wild Wings: The Fourth Jonas Brother, Hank the Buffalo, and The Lost "W"
Outback Steakhouse: "No Rules, Just Right," Survivor, & Bloomin' Onion Perfection
Hometown Buffet: Absolute Trash
The BEST Restaurant I've Ever Experienced: chi SPACCA
McDonald's Monopoly: History, Scandal, and Astronomically Bad Odds
Septemburger Semi-Finals & Finals
Wendy's: Savage Roasts, French Fry Glow-Up, and Are the Nuggets Perfect?
EJack in the Box: See-Through Tacos, Clown Mascot, and Legendary Curly Fries
SONIC Drive-In: Full History and Honest Review
Septemburger 2025: The Battle for Hamburger Supremacy
Firehouse Subs: Premature Halloween and Sticky Bottles
Firehouse Subs: Steamed Meats, Pickle Buckets, & Titanic Talk
Deep Dish in LA? Reviewing Gino's East of Chicago
Gino's East of Chicago: Graffiti, Deep Dish, & a Biscuit Crust
Golden Corral: The Ribs Were Trash, the Chicken Slapped, and There's a Party Room!
Golden Corral Has Won the Buffet Wars
Trying Jollibee for the First Time
Jollibee Is a Filipino Treasure
Nathan's Famous: One Glorious Glizzy Soars Above the Rest of the Menu
Nathan's Famous: How Joey Chestnut Made a Fake Contest a National Obsession
Gus's World Famous Fried Chicken: The Most Consistent Chain I've Tried
Gus's World Famous Fried Chicken: From Humble Shack to National Champ
"Dunkin' & Donuts" feat. Amy Vorpahl
Dunkin': Donuts with Handles, Munchkin Origins, & the Dunkaccino Meme feat. Amy Vorpahl
Papa Johns Doesn't Do Pizza Well
Papa Johns: Garlic Dip, CEO Scandals, & the First Bitcoin Pizza
Chili's IS the Most Mediocre Restaurant in America
Chili's: The Fajita Effect, NSYNC, and the Jingle That Changed Everything
Is Joe's Crab Shack the Best Chain Seafood Restaurant?
Joe's Crab Shack: Drunk Toddlers, Racist Decor, & WHO THE HELL IS JOE
Panera Bread Is a Pastry Paradise
Panera Bread: Infinite Refills, Caffeinated Chaos, and Chicken Controversies
Is Dairy Queen Worth a 2 Hour Drive?
Dairy Queen's Rise to Power – The Blizzard Effect
Taco Bell Proved Me Wrong (But Not About Everything)
How Taco Bell Became Fast Food's Most Creative Brand
Subway Is Even Worse Than You Remember
Subway's Disturbing History: Jared, The Infinite Destroyer, & Azodicarbonamide
The Only Hooters with Breakfast feat. Alexander Poncio
Hooter Bowl 3: The History of the Worst Hotel in Las Vegas feat. Alexander Poncio
McDonald's PlayPlace & the McGriddle feat. Chad Damiani [Part Two]
McDonald's Breakfast Isn't Clowning Around feat. Chad Damiani
America's Largest IKEA feat. Chris Grace [Part Two]
IKEA's Meatballs Aren't Actually Even Swedish feat. Chris Grace
Snitching on Santa at Arctic Circle feat. Santa Claus [Part Two]
Who Invented Fry Sauce? feat. Santa Claus
Best Chain Salad? California Pizza Kitchen Review feat. Holly Brown [Part Two]
California Pizza Kitchen Was Pasta First? feat. Holly Brown
No Nips for Us! Strip Club Review feat. Ryan Keely & Dana Scarborough [Episode 69 Special Part Two]
EStrip Club Eats feat. Ryan Keely & Dana Scarborough [Episode 69 Special Part One]
ECasa Bonita Is My New Favorite Restaurant feat. Ify Nwadiwe [Part Two]
The Story of Casa Bonita feat. Ify Nwadiwe