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Fortune Kit — 322 episodes
309 - Dumb Podcast [Patreon Preview]
308 - Ataraxia Book Club Part 3: Dawn Protocol (ft. Raina Douris)
307 - Ataraxia Book Club Part 2 (ft. Hesse Deni & Raina Douris)
306 - Ataraxia Book Club Part 1 (ft. Hesse Deni & Raina Douris)
305 - Mister Hardmaxxing [Patreon Preview]
304 - Garfield and the Prophet Mohammad Had Different Thoughts on Mondays
303 - Is It OK to Be a Landlord If You're in a Polucule?
302 - Pussycat Dolls Should Be Bob Dylan's Backup Singers
301 - Don't You Wish Your 2nd Wife Was Hot Like Me [Patreon Preview]
300 - Your Favorite Band is a Psyop (ft. John Semley)
299 - Soulja Girl Baked Potato
298 - The Devil Went Down to Ft. Campbell, TN [Patreon Preview]
297 - Tong Hawk
296 - Heavy Metal P%&@tang
295 - Viral Refrigerator
294 - Microgoats [Patreon Preview]
293 - Alex Calls AI Soulja Boy
292 - I Don't Know How Many Men's Rap Careers I've Tried to Get Off the Ground
291 - The Clash Royale Halftime Show
290 - The Diddy Lama [Patreon Preview]
289 - James Bond Checks into the James Bond Hotel
288 - Throw Some Keats on That Bitch
287 - Yellow-Tinted Glasses
286 - Humans Shouldn't Listen to Birdslop or Whaleslop
285 - A Semi-Hollow Guitar is Like a Bag of Chips (You're Paying for Air) [Patreon Preview]
284 - Do You Think Jerry Garcia Introduced Bob Dylan to Crack?
283 - Soulja Boy Rap Fighter Beta Early Access
282 - Alex's Shroom Trip Made Him a Wahhabist [Patreon Preview]
281 - Elvish Presley
280 - Macca Got Back
279 - Never Trust a Politician Who Doesn't Rap
278 - 2025 SouljaGame Flip Ultimate Gaming Experience Games Entertainment Music Passion [Patreon Preview]
277 - Building on My Ape
276 - Touch Grass and Crash Out
275 - Heaven All 24/7
274 - The Bill and Synyster Gates Foundation
273 - Life is Like a Loot Crate (ft. Josiah Hughes & Miles Grimmer) [Patreon Preview]
272 - War of the Whales
271 - Stravinsky's Rite of Spring Debut Was Woodstock '13
270 - Thin Lizzo
269 - Menthol Buzzball (ft. @tom_on_here) [Patreon Preview]
268 - Soulja Boy's "Anime" Clears Bob Dylan's "Desolation Row"
267 - Mancunian Moptops
266 - Knock Knock Knocking on Dylan's Door
265 - Lobster is Baby Food Cause You Have to Wear a Bib
264 - Famous Birthdays Should Be Retired [Patreon Preview]
263 - First as New Game, Then as New Game+
262 - Dead & Co. Full John Mayer Cover Set
261 - The Poochie Effect
260 - Beyonce Walking Out of 7-Eleven with Eight BuzzBallz [Patreon Preview]
259 - The Whiskey a Go Go is Like Colonial Williamsburg for Hair Metal
258 - It's Weezer and It's Weezy
257 - Kiss the Machine [Patreon Preview]
256 - Sympathy for Dracula, the Mummy, etc. (ft. Brendan James and Noah Kulwin)
255 - The God of Thunder Pretends to Drink Cum
254 - Ethical Diddy
253 - The Hollywood Walk of Fame Has Predicted Bill Cosby's Impending Demise
252 - Money Should Go Bad Like Bread Does [Patreon Preview]
251 - Crack Mt. Rushmore
250 - Dinner with Jay Z University
249 - Bingeable Moments in the Death of Empire
248 - Who is Harvesting the Snake Sperm in Jessica Simpson's Vocal Tonic? [Patreon Preview]
247 - Set Up the Drum
246 - The Island Boys Slapping Rivers Cuomo's Giant Ass
245 - We Put an Imagine Dragons MP3 on the Moon
244 - The Big as Fuck Blue Dot [Patreon Preview]
243 - Purple Smurf (ft. Spencer & Cole)
242 - Billie Bean
241 - The Bryan Adams Benefit for Toilet Etiquette
240 - A New Kind of Pizzagate [Patreon Preview]
239 - Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash
238 - Bigger Than Judas
237 - CleanBoss / DirtyBoss
236 - Ticketmaster Should Copyright Clapping [Patreon Preview]
235 - Proto Mom Rock (ft. Palma)
234 - Snoopy vs. Osama
233 - All That Stuff and All This Travel and All This Stuff
232 - People of All Strips [Patreon Preview]
231 - I Can't Rock Without My Heavy-Metal Gummies
230 - Three Harmonicas and the Truth
229 - 12 Drink Minimum
228 - Kurt Cobain Would Have Loved DraftKings [Patreon Preview]
227 - Dan AuerPAC
226 - Fortune Kit Presented by Triaminic Cold and Cough
225 - QVC Exclusive Coldplay Toaster
224 - Problematic Father-Son Age Gap [Patreon Preview]
223 - Grown Man Saying Dum Diggy Dum Diggy Dum Onstage (ft. Spencer & Cole)
222 - Three Bears Truthers (ft. Josiah Hughes)
221 - Lou Reed Riding On a Banana [Patreon Preview]
220 - Last Resort
219 - TimBitClout
218 - Wokeness and the Shrillness Around It Resonates Disproportionately In Politics Today [Preview]
217 - バナナの道 ~Banana Road~ (ft. Hot Dad)
216 - Luffy Smoking Newports (ft. Raina Douris)
215 - Wisconsin State of Mind (ft. Will Menaker & Katherine Krueger)
214 - Choomwagon [Patreon Preview]
213 - I'm a Dog Mom
212 - The Duckies Do (ft. Jokermen)
211 - Jesus Had Crazy Myrrh Supplies for a Baby
210 - Garfield NEETs [Patreon Preview]
209 - Running Up a $500,000 Tab at Dinner with Jay-Z
208 - Gone Off That Shit Clinically Proven to Boost Brian Wilson's Mental Function
207 - Too Hot for TV
206 - The Transformers at the Great Car Rally [Patreon Preview]
205 - No One Opaque Faceless Institution Should Have All That Power
204 - Tuff Titty Rap (ft. Hesse)
203 - Grandiloquent Songsmiths in Dirigible Balloons
202 - Silence Kit (ft. Matthew Perpetua) [Patreon Preview]
201 - Dolly Parton Heel Turn (ft. Lisa Vitale)
200 - 200th Episode… It's Mostly About Meghan Trainor
199 - Boeckner!
198 - LSD Comes From the Lab So It's OK to Experiment With (ft. Palma)
197 - Ran Red Lights to Get That Feline [Patreon Preview]
196 - One-Hour Not-Very-Strange Trip (ft. Josh Terry)
195 - XOMG POP!
194 - Jack Antonoff Honorary White Woman
193 - Crossfaded Off Soma and Ambrosia [Patreon Preview]
192 - Really Really Hot Drink (ft. Nate Ruess)
191 - Milk & OJ (ft. Zola Jesus)
190 - The Seance (ft. Alex Branson)
189 - XL Flooferino Ban [Patreon Preview]
188 - To Hell with the Devil (ft. Tim Kingsbury)
187 - Christmas Songs Tier List
186 - KISS Golden Messenger
185 - Connie Connecticut [Patreon Preview]
184 - Joe Wick
183 - ApeFest vs. Turdstock
182 - Sympathy for the Devil That Possessed Jimmy Levy's Phone Charger [Patreon Preview]
181 - Jay Z Weighs In on Dinner with Jay Z
180 - Rock Music Is the Perfect Condiment for This Fast Food Brand
179 - Drake Full Book Leak 2023 PDF
178 - Great Big God (ft. Hesse) [Patreon Preview]
177 - Blue-Haired Ted Nugent
176 - Behind the Scenes of Pixar's Sodas
175 - Christmas in September (ft. Derek)
174 - Country Thang Daily [Patreon Preview]
173 - Line 666
172 - Snapping Necks (ft. Nate Ruess)
171 - Swimming in Regret… Is Not Cardio [Patreon Preview]
170 - Carpool Karaoke 2 (ft. tom_on_here)
169 - Small Town City
168 - Goat in Human Form
167 - God Save the Teen (ft. Josiah Hughes) [Patreon Preview]
166 - Aaron Carter Live at Shoppingtown Mall, Dewitt, NY, Dec. 28, 2004
165 - Perfect Score
164 - J. Edgar Hoover Wrote All the AC/DC Lyrics
163 - Every Barney Album RANKED! [Patreon Preview]
162 - The 6th Most Famous Singer from Minnesota (ft. John Semley)
161 - The Zoso of Zuffolo
160 - Bob Dylan's $21 Million Green Room Lion Meat (ft. Alex Branson)
159 - Even Tony Stark Can’t Resist Headbanging to This Classic Riff [Patreon Preview]
158 - Kentucky State of Mind (ft. Julian Feeld)
157 - ABCs Shootout
156 - Kelly Singer Clarkson Hat Flat-Brimmed Hat
155 - The Hot Brown Duke [Patreon Preview]
154 - Eric Alper Cheat Sheet
153 - Good Secrets! Bad Secrets! (ft. Cameron Fetter)
152 - What If Homer Simpson Adopted Bugs Bunny? (ft. Nate Ruess)
151 - My Poops [Patreon Preview]
150 - Not-So-Golden Very Oldies
AutoCritic 38: Groovy Grapes - Purple Fever [Patreon Preview]
149 - The Insane Mixing Geniuses (ft. Kurt Feldman)
148 - Golden Oldies [Patreon Preview]
147 - Every Radiohead Album Ranked! (ft. Pat Daugherty)
146 - Catfishing an Old Lady with a Picture of Bob Dylan
145 - Fortune House 2 (ft. Robin Hatch) [Patreon Preview]
144 - The TT Freak Hitmaker
143 - Build Your Last Days Library!
142 - Dylan's Signature Goes Electric
141 - Jay Z Did 9/11 [Patreon Preview]
140 - Doggyland
139 - Of Musicians and Managers (ft. Arlen Thompson)
138 - Adult Gerber Babies [Patreon Preview]
137 - Party Till I Stop (ft. @tom_on_here)
136 - Chud Sexton & Bootleg Barneys
135 - Dippy Do Dinosaur Dance [Patreon Preview]
134 - Glazed Hog
AutoCritic 36: Every Weezer Album RANKED! [Patreon Preview]
133 - God Save Tommy Lee
132 - Nathfield of Dreams (Part 2) (ft. Raina Douris & Julian Feeld) [Patreon Preview]
131 - Nathfield of Dreams (Part 1) (ft. Raina Douris & Julian Feeld)
130 - The Sexy New Guys (ft. Kurt Feldman)
129 - The Golden Goose [Patreon Preview]
128 - Falstaff Makes Me Happy
127 - Return to Akon City
126 - Super Saiyan Chuckie Finster [Patreon Preview]
125 - Biuyiuyuitiful (ft. @JucheMane)
124 - Johnny Rotten Spent $15,000 on Game of War
123 - One Chord and the Truth [Patreon Preview]
122 - Ape-ocalypse
121 - Raised By Boomers [Patreon Preview]
120 - Basement Family (ft. @thevillainjoel)
119 - Neighborhood #5 (Aqua Dracula)
118 - I'm at the Combination Yum! Yum!
117 - We Beefin [Patreon Preview]
116 - Billy Joel Kool-Aid Man
115 - N Boys
114 - Miller Lite Fender Squier
113 - BiteFest [Patreon Preview]
112 - The Hall
111 - Two Six Packs Away
110 - Pod Caste (ft. Big Dave) [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
109 - Sexy Lady Star
108 - Big Bungalow (ft. Raina Douris)
107 - Pop Quiz [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
106 - Cali Vibes
105 - Degrinchification
104 - Songsmith Vs. A.I. [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
103 - Put Them Speakers on Poop
102 - Rat-Arsed Off Port and 7 Up
101 - Insulin Cigarette [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
100 - Okay Computer (ft. Branson)
99 - Fortune House (ft. Patrick Stickles)
98 - Music Prompts for Homeschoolers [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
97 - Fortune Kit Goes to Space (ft. Patrick Doran)
96 - "I'm Not Sure I Can Tell You the Difference Between Iraq and Iran"
95 - Boss D.J.
94 - Prescription Hot Sauce [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
93 - Palma's Infinite Disco (ft. Palma)
92 - The Squeezed Bladder
91 - Podcast in a Bubble [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
90 - They Would Should Fuck Love to Ozzy
89 - Soothing Sounds for Baby
88 - Hether Fortune Kit (ft. Hether Fortune)
87 - Just Asking Questions [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
86 - Nerdcore for Life
85 - Boys That Stereogum (ft. Tom Breihan)
84 - The Freedom Mobile Awards Presented by The Junos (ft. Riley Quinn)
83 - Folk Songs to Bug the Liberals [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
82 - Astral Tweeps
81 - Synchronicity: Dark Side of the Moon
80 - Barney vs. The Washington Post [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
79 - There's a Liberal in the Family
78 - The Financial Times They Are A'Changin'
77 - Barney Live in '91 [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
76 - Bachman Alper Overdrive
75 - The World's Youngest Scooby-Doo Licensee (ft. Josiah Hughes)
74 - Awards Season
73 - The Weezer DM (ft. Emily & Derek)
72 - Grill 'Em All [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
71 - Surprisingly Sweet (ft. Howard Bilerman)
70 - Red Like Reagan (ft. Matt Christman)
69 - Make Room (ft. Walt Tremblay) [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
68 - Waffle Records (ft. Patrick Stickles)
AutoCritic 21: fun. - We Are Young (ft. Nate Ruess) [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
67 - Tommy Lee Book Club Part 4 (ft. Derek & CJ)
66 - Tommy Lee Book Club Part 3 (ft. Derek & CJ) [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
65 - Tommy Lee Book Club Part 2 (ft. Derek & CJ)
64 - Tommy Lee Book Club Part 1 (ft. Derek & CJ)
63 - Hip-Hop Ops (ft. Michael S. Judge)
62 - Barney in Fallujah (ft. Brendan James and Noah Kulwin)
AutoCritic 18: Barney the Dinosaur - The ABC Song [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
61 - Halloween in November (In December) [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
60 - The Great Reset (ft. Derek)
59 - Officer Big Mac
58 - SEX [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
Bonus 6 - No One Knows What Works (ft. Hot Dad) [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
57 - Are You One of Them Girls That Peels Off the Bud Light Label?
56 - Beachfest (ft. Hot Dad)
55 - We Are the World [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
54 - Hey Man, Good Show (ft. Josiah Hughes)
53 - The Statue of Liberty is My Cross (ft. Will Menaker)
52 - Canadian Graduation Song (ft. Robin Hatch)
51 - Canadian Road and Bridge Trivia (ft. Raina Douris) [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
50 - CanCon Part Deux (ft. Chris Wade)
49 - Nephew Uncle Excellence (ft. Nate Ruess)
48 - Mmm Mmm Pizza (ft. Britt Daniel)
47 - 50 Cent & the Caper of the Diamond Skull [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
46 - More Adventures in Trump-Brain Folk Art
45 - Summer Fun in Pedowood & Myrtle Beach
44 - Woodstock ’99 Revisited [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
43 - Joe’s Zone (ft. Joe Plummer)
42 - Gentlemen, You've Just Made Your First Number One (ft. Tom Breihan)
41 - The History of Butt Rock (ft. @thevillainjoel) [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
40 - Abolish Police Spotify Playlists (ft. Ramsin Canon)
39 - Woodstock 100 (ft. Man Man’s Honus Honus)
38 - The Touring Test (ft. Keith Buckley)
37 - Boss FK-37 Tone Zone Super Tonerizer
36 - Knights of Galvania [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
35 - Journey Through the CanCon Canon (ft. Arlen Thompson)
34 - Quarantine (ft. @intellegint)
33 - YugoParty (ft. Palma)
32 - Fortune Kit x Pennzoil x Business Insider
31 - Quarantined at Shredfest (ft. Keith Buckley)
30 - Crying a Lot 49 (ft. Kurt Feldman)
29 - Did This MF Just Say Eric (ft. Derek)
28 - Carpool Karaoke (ft. @tom_on_here)
27 - Every Beatles Album Ranked
26 - Crazy B Dash Dash Dash Dash
25 - 360 Beers (ft. Wolf Parade)
24 - Akon City
23 - MTV News Stories from the Vault
Bonus 5 - What’s Music Writing For? (Pt. 2) (ft. Lior Phillips) [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
22 - What’s Music Writing For? (ft. Lior Phillips)
21 - Chardonnay and Cabernet (The Wine Song) (ft. Andrew & Branson)
Bonus 4 - Posers, Haters, Clout Sharks, and American Idiots (Pt. 2) [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
20 - Posers, Haters, Clout Sharks, and American Idiots (Part 1) (ft. Ramsin Canon)
19 - The E1 Album & The MAGA Challenge (ft. Will Menaker)
18 - Ultimate Vibes CrazySexyCool Relaxation Vol. 1 (ft. Zola Jesus)
AutoCritic 7: This Heat - Deceit (ft. Derek) [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
17 - Big Bird and Kermit Get High 2
16 - Xeecee Draws Family Guy Rivers Cuomo
15 - Explorations in Trump-Brain Boomer Rock
AutoCritic 4: Interpol - Turn On the Bright Lights
14 - StarDraft: Band War
13 - Tommy Lee Goes to College
UNLOCKED: AutoCritic 2: Geto Boys - The Geto Boys (ft. Will Menaker)
12 - Lizard Song (Put Me On the Cross)
11 - Lana, Taylor & Tim Maia
10 - Brock Winthrop
Bonus 3 - Kidz Bop Live (Pt. 2) (ft. Keith Buckley) [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
9 - Kidz Bop Live (ft. Keith Buckley)
8 - Clout! Clout! These Are the Memes I Can Do Without
7 - Mama Let Me Pump Your Gas
Bonus 2 - The Premature Nostalgia of Wolf Parade’s Comeback (Pt 2) [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
6 - Reverse Fyre Fest
5 - What's Left
4 - Richard Nixon's Piano Concerto No. 1
Bonus 1 - The Premature Nostalgia of Wolf Parade’s Comeback Show [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
3 - Lollicops (ft. Felix Biederman)
2 - Radiant Dawn
1 - Eternity