All Episodes
Fried Rice Podcast — 99 episodes
Die Hard 2: Die Harder 1990 (Season Three Finale!)
8 or 9 Crazy Nights of Christmas! Night 10! 8 Crazy Nights (2002) (Special LOST episode)
8 or 9 Crazy Nights of Christmas! Night 9! A Christmas Story 1983
8 or 9 Crazy Nights of Christmas! Night 8! Scrooged (1998)
8 or 9 Crazy Nights of Christmas! Night 7! Violent Night (2022)
8 or 9 Crazy Nights of Christmas! Night 6! How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
8 or 9 Crazy Nights of Christmas! Night 5! A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
8 or 9 Crazy Nights of Christmas! Night 4! Jingle All The Way (1996)
Bad Santa (2003) AND Bad Santa 2 (2016) (Andy finds a new role model)
8 or 9 Crazy Nights of Christmas! Night 3! Fatman (2020)
8 or 9 Crazy Nights of Christmas! Night 2! Jack Frost (1998)
8 or 9 Crazy Nights of Christmas! Night 1: The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
The Christmas Chronicles 2018 (Escape from North Pole w/ Santa Plissken)
Home Alone 1990 AND Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (Featuring Donald J. Trump as Himself)
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 1989 (We are all Cousin Eddy)
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles (Almost a Pixar trifecta!)
Crank: High Voltage 2009 (Death of Chelios.. The Dark Mike Rises)
Deadpool & Wolverine 2024 - Tiny Grain of Rice Review
Slap Shot 1977 (Brennan finally gets his hockey movie!)
Buffy The Vampire Slayer 1992 (Andy Chose This Movie, Duh)
17 Nights of Halloweed! Night 17! Treehouse of Horror
17 Nights of Halloweed! Night 16: TERRIFIER 2 Live Reaction (Happy Halloween!)
17 Nights of Halloweed! Night 15: Thanksgiving 20023
17 Nights of Halloweed! Night 14: Zombies!
17 Nights of Halloweed! Night 13: Vampires!
17 Nights of Halloweed! Night 12: Teen Slasher Movies
17 Nights of Halloweed! Night 11: Children's Horror Movies
Aliens vs. Predator 2004/Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem 2007 (Screw, Marry, Kill.. Alien Edition!) ((17 Nights of Halloweed: Night 10!))
17 Nights of Halloweed! Night 9: Predator
17 Nights of Halloweed! Night 8: Alien
17 Nights of Halloweed! Night 7: Splatter Films (Gory Content Warning)
17 Nights of Halloweed! Night 6: Tales From The Crypt
17 Nights of Halloweed! Night 5: Stephen King
17 Nights of Halloweed! Night 4: Classic Horror Movies
Freddy VS Jason 2003 (Michael VS Andy VS Brenan VS Austin) ((17 Nights of Halloweed: Night 3!))
17 Nights of Halloweed! Night 2: Friday The 13th
17 Nights of Halloweed! Day 1: Nightmare On Elm St
Hocus Pocus (1993)/Hocus Pocus 2 (2022) (The Andyson Brothers conjure up some magic)
Double Dragon 1994 (The guys beat off, er, beat UP a bunch of goons)
SLC. Punk! 1998 AND Punk's Dead 2018 (You are a bunch of posers)
Lucky Number Slevin 2006 (Andy is wearing only a towel the whole time)
Singularity 2017 (This is MIke's fault)
The Boondock Saints 1 AND 2 (Shipley Up to Boston)
Only God Forgives 2013 (No forgiveness for us on this one)
Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F (Now with 100% more Mike)
Waterworld 1995 (The guys get wet)
Batman 1989 (We Are Justice)
Jackie Chan's First Strike (Police Story 4: Part One: Supercops 3)
King of the Avenue 2010 (Andy's Favorite Movie So Far!)
Pandorum 2009 (Too Close for Comfort)
One Ranger 2023 (Sort of a Western!)
What About Bob? 1991 (Don't Worry, We Called Him)
Wednesday Night Book Club: A Ripple in Time 2019/Victor Zugg
A Scanner Darkly 2006 (The Fried Rice Podcast Afterschool Special)
Wednesday Night Book Club: Running The Light 2020/Sam Tallent
Beverly HIlls Rice Ball: Austin F./Live at Glitch Barcadium!
After The Dark/The Philosophers 2013 (The Real Question is: Where is the Clearman's Cheese Spread?)
Wednesday Night Book Club: Old Man's War 2005/John Scalzi
Red State 2011 (The Star Wars and Porn Special For Some Reason...)
Wednesday Night Book Club: The Regulators 1996/Richard Bachman AND Desperation 1996/Stephen King
Repo! The Genetic Opera 2008/Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog 2008 (Two Bad Doctors for the Price of One)
Wednesday Night Book Club: You Like It Darker: Stories 2024/Stephen King
Spawn 1997 (Some Things Should Stay Dead, Like Michael Larson)
Wednesday Night Book Club: The Stranger 1942/Albert Camus
The Nines 2007 (A Room Full of 3's Talking About a Movie Full of 9's)
Wednesday Night Book Club: The Destroyer of Worlds: A Return to Lovecraft Country 2023/Matt Ruff
The Final Cut 2004 (Mike Picks a Dark Movie for a Light Podcast)
Wednesday Night Book Club: We All Fall Down 1991/Robert Cormier
Battlefield Earth is a Masterpiece! Join Scientology Today!
Wednesday Night Book Club: The Chocolate War 1974 AND Beyond the Chocolate War 1985/Robert Cormier
Smiley Face 2007 (An Emoji Movie)
Wednesday Night Book Club: Stranger in a Strange Land 1961/Robert A. Heinlein
Pokémon? Yu-Gi-Oh? Magic the Gathering? Nope, we review an entirely different card game based movie! (Mars Attacks! 1996)
Wednesday Night Book Club: Lovecraft Country 2016/Matt Ruff
Humboldt County Tales (Southland Tales 2006)
Wednesday Night Book Club: Rose Madder 1995/Stephen King
4/20/2024 Rice Ball Special! !Liaceps Llab Ecir 4202\02\4
Chastity, Temperance, Charity, Diligence, Patience, Kindness, and Humility....... Or as we like to call it: Fried Rice Podcast, baby! (Warriors of Virtue 1997)
The Weed Brothers (Rice Ball #2... or #3 if you consider the first one to be the actual first one, which I do not)
Crank 2006 (Mike has a stupid nickname)
Mighty Joe Young (Live at King-Con 2024) We Review Planet of The Apes, and other monkey business!
Mac and Me 1988 (Da Da Da Da Da, I'm Smokin' It)
Completely Fried at Glitch Barcade (Steel 1997)
Miracle on Rice (Rice Ball Special)
You Cannot Kill Michael Larsen (You Cannot Kill David Arquette 2020)
The Andy Rice Birthday Extravaganza recorded in front of a LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE
Spaced Out, Don't Give a Truck (Space Truckers 1996)
The Doobies (The Goonies 1985)
Ghosted on Mars, but that's Ok, who needs her anyways, I'll always have my weed, the only girl that's never let me down, the only thing in this life really that hasn't let me down.. (Ghosts of Mars 2001)
The Way of The Blunt... Sarah Silverman Gets Punched In The Face! (The Way of the Gun 2000)
LET'S GET READY TO smoke some CRUMBLLLLLLLLLE! (Ready To Rumble 2000)
Let's all ride the Smokestream (Slipstream 1989)
Pass-ault the Precinct on the Left Hand Side (Assault on Precinct 13 1976)
Blunts Akimbo (Guns Akimbo 2019)
Smoke Weed. Smoke Weed Harder. Smoke Weed With a Vengeance. Live Free or Smoke Weed. It's a Good Day To Smoke Weed. (Die Hard 1988)
I'm Your Host "Mandy" Rice, Let's Get Fried
"The Thing" Is.... We Smoke Weed
Weed is the future. The Future is now. (Futuresport 1998, and also Face Off.. kind of)
Smoke a "Miracle Mile" in Our Shoes