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Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed — 382 episodes
His Underwear Pre-Wedgied (TOS S1E28)
Pre-Bow Mall Santa Display (TOS S1E27)
Giant Mound of Taco Meat (TOS S1E26)
Toxic Positivity Spores (TOS S1E25)
Robots ARE Buttons (TOS S1E24)
The Napoleon of Hair (TOS S1E23)
Landru Has Taken the Wheel (TOS S1E22)
Middle Finger Button Pusher (TOS S1E21)
Go Hard Tannen (TOS S1E20)
Drugstore Godzilla Suit (TOS S1E19)
Straight Liberace (TOS S1E18)
University of Doogies, Howser (SFA S1E10)
Planetary PA (SFA S1E9)
The Phantom Dings (SFA S1E8)
Piece of Meats (SFA S1E7)
Liminal Florist’s Space (SFA S1E6)
Slap a Mustache on Me (SFA S1E5 w/Tawny Newsome)
Eagle Eye Trauma (SFA S1E4)
Baddie Academy (SFA S1E3)
To The Catering, Whence The Catered (SFA S1E2)
Half Dunk (SFA S1E1)
That’s a Big IDIC (TOS S1E17)
Conspicuous Butt (TOS S1E16)
The Skin of Kermit the Frog (TOS S1E15)
Death Bracket (TOS S1E14)
Deus Ex Mendez (TOS S1E13)
Streisand-Effecting the Planet (TOS S1E12)
Issue 217 (TOS S1E11)
Workplace Retreat Hypnosis Device (TOS S1E10)
Septic Tank Centipede (TOS S1E9)
Pounding Those Robo Buns (TOS S1E8)
Legendarily Horny (TOS S1E7)
Horny Laika Is Dead (TOS S1E6)
Batman Blood (TOS S1E5)
Fibonacci Jack-Off Plant Sequence (TOS S1E4)
Non-Corporeal Belt (TOS S1E3)
Space Grindr (TOS S1E2)
Hot Bunkin’ It (TOS S1E1)
Mount Sacrificemore (SNW S3E10)
Cleft Canon Continuity (SNW S3E9)
Science Can Get This, Everything Else Cannot (SNW S3E8)
The DVX100 Is in the Other Hand (SNW S3E7)
We Are Standing on Mintakan Ground (SNW S3E6)
Secret Wink Dimp (SNW S3E5)
Alien Barnacles (SNW S3E4)
Long Gorn (SNW S3E3)
Love Rhombus (SNW S3E2)
Tableside Ideas Salad (SNW S3E1)
Mountain Hardware Mustard Yellow Chunky Sweater (Film Fest: A Quiet Place Day One 2024)
Apex Ambergris (Prodigy S2 with Aaron Waltke)
Vascular Pencil (Prodigy S2E20)
I Thought It Was A Kids' Show (Prodigy S2E19)
Blue Worf (Prodigy S2E18)
TV Deathnok Heard It Mostly (Prodigy S2E17)
I Like My Metal Vine-Ripened (Prodigy S2E16)
Geordi Walked So Chakotay Could Walk a Free Man (Prodigy S2E15)
Gary Seven’s Complicated Bong (Prodigy S2E14)
Rok Paper Tribble (Prodigy S2E13)
Generation Next: Mayquees (Prodigy S2E12
Cherchez la Holo Femme (Prodigy S2E11)
You’re Scaring Our Children! (Prodigy S2E10)
The Bit Outlasted the Bell (Prodigy S2E9 with Wil Wheaton)
Is There in iPhone No Screws? (Prodigy S2E8)
Chaos Murf Was Never a Toilet (Prodigy S2E7)
My Balls Are Not Chakotay's Costume (Prodigy S2E6)
Shelf of Hair (Prodigy S2E5)
Dirty Little Chaos Murf (Prodigy S2E4)
The Cloaca Will Be an Issue (Prodigy S2E3)
Lethal Sideburns (Prodigy S2E2)
In Every Engineer There Is a Geordi, a Scotty, and a Wolf (Prodigy S2E1)
Close Brush With a Hot Plate (Section 31)
Dungeons & Dragons (Wholesome Special Presentation)
Brown Gold (Q&A with Ben and Adam)
Deus Ex Ma'ahina (Lower Decks S5E10)
Blank Tank (Lower Decks S5E9)
Colon Goomah (Lower Decks S5E8)
Real Sturdy Loaf (Lower Decks S5E7)
The Joe Dirt Plateau (Lower Decks S5E6)
Fantasy Junk League (Lower Decks S5E5 with Tawny Newsome)
Freight Train of Obligation (Lower Decks S5E4)
Suffocate the Nubbin (Lower Decks S5E3)
The Booty Must Flow (Lower Decks S5E2)
Interstellar Bidet (Lower Decks S5E1)
Amblin Emotion (Film Fest: The Goonies 1985)
Analog Space Future (Film Fest: 2010 The Year We Make Contact 1984)
Another Purple Sci-Fi Movie (Film Fest: Solaris 2002)
Zero-G Long Balls (Film Fest: Supernova 2000)
Femur Confidence (Film Fest: Jurassic Park 1993)
Hog First (Film Fest: Alien 1979)
The Deepest I Get Is Balls Deep (BSG S1E13)
Love Toaster (BSG S1E12)
Everyone Deserves Dome (BSG S1E11)
A Fleet of Nostromos (BSG S1E10)
TM Us, That (BSG S1E9)
Free Play Heart-Shaped Bed (Battlestar Galactica S1E8)
Caught Chair Handed (Battlestar Galactica S1E7)
That Gin Tooth (Battlestar Galactica S1E6)
Do Fantasy Cylons Take Real Shits? (Battlestar Galactica S1E5)
Powerfully Uncomfortable (Battlestar Galactica S1E4)
Terror Beavers (Battlestar Galactica S1E3)
Every Alpaca in the Universe Is Dead (Battlestar Galactica S1E2)
After-Dinner Television (Battlestar Galactica S1E1)
It’s About Vibes (Disco Series Retrospective)
Make a Progenitor Out of Clay (Disco S5E10)
You Can’t Unring the War Crime Bell (Disco S5E9)
This Kernel Is Gooey (Disco S5E8)
Big Dog Dick Fingers (Disco S5E7)
The Mofongo of Lies (Disco S5E6)
These Colors, This Smokey Eye, These Criminals Don’t Run (Disco S5E5)
Fleshlight for a Chode (Disco S5E4)
Measure From the Polar Region (Disco S5E3)
Echo Peeper 607s (Disco S5E2)
The Post Death Squat (Disco S5E1)
Hard Pipe Hitting Cylon (Pilot Season: Battlestar Galactica Part 2)
My Medusans Are Up Here, Gentlemen (TOS S3E5)
Drugstore Godzilla Suit (TOS S1E19)
Reams of Paper Porn (Pilot Season: Battlestar Galactica Part 1)
In Space Nobody Can Hear Your Leather Squeak (Pilot Season: Andromeda)
My Astronaut Diaper Is Super Full (Pilot Season: Farscape)
The Shoot Scream Years (Pilot Season: Stargate SG-1)
David Cronenberg Friendship Bracelet (Pilot Season: Earth Final Conflict)
Why Does It Smell Like Miracle Grow in Here? (Pilot Season: Sliders)
Cold Upper Lip (Pilot Season: Space Precinct)
Telepathic Pants (Pilot Season: Babylon 5)
Plug My Hole, Mommy (Pilot Season: SeaQuest DSV)
A Thousand Things At Once (Patrick Stewart on Bullseye)
Weaving the Blanket as We're Flying It (with Adam Ragusea)
The New Yorker But With Fart Jokes and Dongers (What We Left Behind)
A Costco Han Solo (with Aaron Waltke)
If You’re Going to Ralph’s You’ve Made Your Choices (Heat)
I Dare Anyone To Be Larkinier (2023 Larkin Awards)
Silkwood Sonic Shower (Very Short Treks E3, E4, E5)
Presenting Ass (Very Short Treks E1, E2)
No One Does It Better Than Sybok (Lower Decks S4E10)
Do All Good Ensigns Go to Koala? (Lower Decks S4E9)
Grappling Pants (Lower Decks S4E8)
Evolution Is a Spectrum, Man (Lower Decks S4E7)
LA Face With a Nebula Booty (Lower Decks S4E6)
The Semiotics of Cleavage (Lower Decks S4E5)
The Town Bicycle but for Knives (Lower Decks S4E4)
Tarred With the Kurtwood Smith Brush (Lower Decks S4E3)
Menagenagerie (Lower Decks S4E2)
Buried in a Grave Marked Meatball (Lower Decks S4E1)
Emotional Telecine (with Adam Ragusea)
Ass & Sandal (STLV 2023)
Practical Butts (SNW S2E10)
Bœuf Denouement (SNW S2E9)
Canonical Commuter Mug (SNW S2E8)
Science and Cigarettes (SNW S2E7)
Noteworthy Knuck (SNW S2E6)
Space-Time Hall Pass (SNW S2E5)
Nobody Goes to the Castle for Free (SNW S2E4)
Side Kirk (SNW S2E3)
Justice Dimple (SNW S2E2)
Stairway to Sha Ka Ree (SNW S2E1)
In the Pocket of Big Rail (Hell on Wheels S1E1)
Mr. T Amount of Necklaces (Tales from the Crypt S2E11)
AIDS Nips (Law & Order SVU S10E5)
Nominally a First-World Country (Bar Rescue S4E24)
Her Shoulders Are Not Unbig (Cheers S4E24-26)
Montezuma’s Revenge (Devil’s Revenge)
Cole's Many Mistakes (12 Monkeys S1E1)
Kept Afloat by Dick Pills (Picard S3E10)
Two Seasons of Tantric Star Trek (Picard S3E9)
She’s a TÁRorist (Picard S3E8)
Riding Shotgun in the Teen Wolf Van (Picard S3E7)
Changeling Equals Meatloaf (Picard S3E6)
He Wears the IDIC So You Can Know the Time (Picard S3E5)
The Ultimate Stranger (Picard S3E4)
Best Knuck in New Star Trek (Picard S3E3)
Still a Chance of Nubbin (Picard S3E2)
Compounding Assholery (Picard S3E1)
Lower Dracs (Lower Decks Comics)
The Duality of Rod (Trek Music With Adam Ragusea)
Born-Again Hard (Q&A with Ben & Adam)
First Contact Foreplay (Prodigy S1E20)
Murf Likes Murder (Prodigy S1E19)
Ragnarök Hard (Prodigy S1E18)
Captain Table Ring (Prodigy S1E17)
Star Trek: Slickback (Prodigy S1E16)
Edward Phaserhands (Prodigy S1E15)
Putting the Parlay To Bed (Prodigy S1E14)
Rushmore Family Players (Prodigy S1E13)
Backwards Family Circus Slug (Prodigy S1E12)
Murph in the Mug, Broken by a Hug (Prodigy S1E11)
The Wrath of Badgey (Lower Decks S3E10)
Hairy Glitter Hot Dogs (Lower Decks S3E9)
Calico Cut Shoulder (Lower Decks S3E8)
Rawdafractory Period (Lower Decks S3E7)
Shame Chaperone (Lower Decks S3E6)
Overcooked Baby (Lower Decks S3E5)
Churros Would Chafe (Lower Decks S3E4)
In the Fuck Candle Category (Lower Decks S3E3)
Vending Vendome Dome Outside the Kingdome (Lower Decks S3E2)
The Lowest Deck (Lower Decks S3E1)
It’s Alchemy, It’s Not a Science (Lower Decks S2 Recap)
Erect Arm Status (TOS S2E4)
A Script is a Blueprint (An interview with Anson Mount)
Strange New Larkin Awards (SNW Season 1)
Smells Like the 80s (Q&A with Ben and Adam)
Osso Buco, Et Cetera (SNW S1E10)
Top Gorns (SNW S1E9)
Sex Ed with the Cloud (SNW S1E8)
Cyber Pirate (SNW S1E7)
Nostalgically Smitten (SNW S1E6)
Take Your Partner’s Katra to Work Day (SNW S1E5)
La’an, a Plan, a Remodulated Phaser, Panama (SNW S1E4)
Sunburnt Light Junkies (SNW S1E3)
Burnt-End Body Shots (SNW S1E2)
A Khan Man (Picard S2E10)
Hair Technologies (SNW S1E1)
Ricardo Memorial Hospital (Picard S2E9)
Does a Vulcan Shit in the Woods? (Picard S2E8)
Dirtbag Party in the Rear (Picard S2E7)
Leg Corsage (Picard S2E6)
Bucatini of Needles (Picard S2E5)
Compucifix (Picard S2E4)
Quad Boxing the Apology (Discovery S4E13)
Spousal 2FA (Picard S2E3)
A Boronite Bouquet (Discovery S4E12)
Choose To Live Energy (Picard S2E2)
Rails of Fear Blow (Discovery S4E11)
Golem Dick Confidence (Picard S2E1)
Roly Towel Reveal Party (Discovery S4E10)
Ganglia Stuff (Discovery S4E9)
Chekhov’s Boxing Ring (Discovery S4E8)
Ketracel Grape (Prodigy S1E10)
Quid Pro Subscribe (Prodigy S1E9)
Dachshund the Robot (Prodigy S1E8)
Comparably Fucked-Up Childhoods (Prodigy S1E7)
We’ve Been Building to a Fart Joke This Entire Time (Prodigy S1E6)
Lad Mag Dad Mad (Discovery S4E7)
Zora Could Be Toobining (Discovery S4E6)
Star Trethics (Discovery S4E5)
No One Needs to Make a Dead Person Proud (Discovery S4E4)
Nerd Top Gun (Discovery S4E3)
Trauma Currency Exchange (Discovery S4E2)
You’d Die to Get Killed Off of a Show Like This (Discovery S4E1 & Prodigy S1E5)
Infinite Helmet Diversity in Infinite Combinations of Spacesuit (STP S1E3)
Dal Am Become Kirk (Prodigy S1E2)
Dump Truck Murph (Prodigy S1E1)
Auspicnominious (Lower Decks S2E10)
One Show Energy (Lower Decks S2E9)
The Dark Knight of Favors (Lower Decks S2E8)
Sexy Shakespeare Reference (Lower Decks S2E7)
Dumbocracy (Lower Decks S2E6)
Doopler Goodbye (Lower Decks S2E5)
Mugato Burgers Patingi (Lower Decks S2E4)
I’ve Got Guramba (Lower Decks S2E3)
We Boimlered Greatest Discovery (Lower Decks S2E2)
A Being of Pure Ego (Lower Decks S2E1)
A Compounding Pharmacy of Shame (Lower Decks Season 1 Recap)
Lower Decker (Chaos on the Bridge - Dir: William Shatner)
Coffeemaker of Comedy (The Simpsons S4E12: Marge vs. the Monorail)
Empire Waist (An interview with Faith Salie)
Some Twerps Like Venus (Twitch Q&A)
Seven of Gary (TOS S2E26: Assignment Earth)
Universe of Kinks (Twitch Star Trek News)
Compatibly Broken (Futurama S4E11: Where No Fan Has Gone Before)
Live in that Unknown (An interview with Mary Wiseman)
Get the Gold Hand Out (DS9: Too Long A Sacrifice part 2)
CSI: Deep Space Nine (DS9: Too Long A Sacrifice part 1)
In Media Scrape (Picard: The Dark Veil & An interview with Robert Petkoff)
Wake and Black Mirror (Black Mirror S4E1 USS Callister)
Big Shat Energy (Trek SNL Sketches)
Carl's Hole (TOS S1E28: City on the Edge of Forever)
The Larkin Awards (Discovery Season 3)
My VCR Works Just Fine (Discovery S3 Wrap-up)
Burn Box (Discovery S3E13)
Ho Ho Ho Now I've Got a Dot-23 (Discovery S3E12)
The USS Hentai (Discovery S3E11)
Voyage of the Memes (Discovery S3E10)
Like the Horse in Chess (Discovery S3E9)
Jellico Tilly'd Riker (Discovery S3E8)
Ancestry Edger (Discovery S3E7)
You Can't Pray Out The Mirror Universe (Discovery S3E6)
Adira Affleck (Discovery S3E5)
The Asteroid is Wrath (Discovery S3E4)
The Full Hudson (Discovery S3E3)
Butcher Shop Chic (Discovery S3E2)
Tantric Ambition (Discovery S3E1)
Hall of Sexual Innuendo Mirrors (Lower Decks S1E10)
Fish vs. Dog (Lower Decks S1E9)
Chicken Tendi (Lower Decks S1E8)
Dr. Katz, Medicine Woman (Lower Decks S1E7)
Amuse-Burger (Lower Decks S1E6)
USS Weekly (Lower Decks S1E5)
The Only Way You Can Ascend (Lower Decks S1E4)
Self Petered (Lower Decks S1E3)
Cup O Gagh (Lower Decks S1E2)
A Very Angry Zit (Lower Decks S1E1)
Unfrozen Caveman Eugenicist (TAS S1E2 / S1E7)
It's Always a Problem for Kirk (TAS S1E1 / S1E5)
The Dread Dinghy (Star Trek Voyager: Mirrors and Smoke)
Cafeteria Android (Character Deep Dive: Data)
A More Thoughtful Brand of Q (Q&A with Ben and Adam)
Pre-Bow Mall Santa Display (TOS S1E26: Errand of Mercy)
The Skin of Kermit the Frog (TOS S1E14: Balance of Terror)
Issue 217 (TOS S1E10: The Corbomite Maneuver)
The Shimoda Awards (Star Trek: Picard S1)
Supernova by Cop (Picard Season One Review)
Synthetic Rumspringa (Picard S1E10)
Shades of Gold (Picard S1E9)
They Don't Keep Making Titanics (Picard S1E8)
The Vomit Hat Trick (Picard S1E7)
Haunted and Horny (Picard S1E6)
Lethal Lenny Energy (Picard S1E5)
Ten Forward of Twenty (Picard S1E4)
The Romulans that Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (Picard S1E3)
Sexual Checkers (Picard S1E2)
B-4 in a Drawer (Picard S1E1)
Federation News Network (Short Treks: Children of Mars)
Anachronistic Poop Emoji (Picard: Countdown 2)
Into what you insert Dot (Short Treks: "The Girl Who Made the Stars" & "Ephraim and Dot")
Fear of a Blond Romulan (Discovery: Aftermath & Picard: Countdown)
Geodesic Gimp Mask (Short Treks: Ask Not)
Greatest Hot Chicken (Discovery: Aftermath 1 & 2)
A Very Thick Ankylosaur (Short Treks: The Trouble with Edward)
Suppress Your Freaky (Short Treks: Q&A)
Stepping on a Ketchup Packet (TOS S2E13)
Hard Pipin' It (#AskTGD)
One Chop Chump (TOS S2E12)
Structure Brings Freedom (An interview with Anson Mount)
Ketracel Thicc (An interview with J.K. Woodward)
Deus Ex Mendez (TOS S1E12: The Menagerie Part 2)
Streisand-Effecting the Planet (TOS S1E11: The Menagerie Part 1)
Hot Bunkin' It (TOS 001: The Cage)
Arching Piece of Wood (A Tale of Two Cities - TNG Fan Edit)
Like a Doggy on a Couch (Star Trek: Discovery Annual 2019: Captain Saru Part 2)
Anus Tar Trek (Star Trek: Discovery Annual 2019: Captain Saru Part 1)
Spock Teased (Discovery Season 2 Wrap-up)
Travel Poops (Discovery S2E14)
Big Science Energy (Discovery S2E13)
Time Cuck (Discovery S2E12)
Contreland (Discovery S2E11)
Taint on Taint (Discovery S2E10)
Star Trek Canasta (Discovery S2E9)
lowercase t (Discovery S2E8)
Scramble Spock's Egg (Discovery S2E7)
Pink Note (Discovery S2E6)
Butt-Dial Georgiou (Discovery S2E5)
H.R. Goo-ger (Discovery S2E4)
It Tastes Human (Discovery S2E3)
New Weeden (Discovery S2E2)
The Tight Stuff (Discovery S2E1)
Repping Breen (Short Treks: The Escape Artist)
Leaned Into the Scruff (Star Trek: Discovery Annual 2018 Part 2)
We're Lucky to Have Him (Short Treks: The Brightest Star)
Big Doggin' the Bar (Star Trek: Discovery Annual 2018 Part 1)
When the Crew is Away the Zora will Play (Short Treks: Calypso)
Ornately Carved Zippo (Star Trek: Discovery The Light of Kahless Issue 3)
How to Fix Your Butt (Short Treks: Runaway)
What A Couple of Dicks (Star Trek: Discovery The Light of Kahless Issues 1 & 2)
A Mamet of Double-Crosses (Star Trek: Discovery Succession Issue 4)
An interview with J.K. Woodward
House Jumbo's Clown Room (Star Trek News)
Legendarily Horny (TOS S1E3: Mudd's Women)
Fuckboi Emperor (Star Trek: Discovery Succession Issue 3)
An interview with Chris Black
Sexual Cousteau (An interview with Manu Saadia)
Mirror Universe Mr. DNA (Star Trek: Discovery Succession Issues 1 & 2)
Anti-Cumberbatch (Star Trek News)
Nip Woke (Star Trek News)
An interview with Danielle Radford
An interview with Ben Fritz
Star Trek: Discovery Season One Wrap-up
21 Jump Streeting Qo'noS (Discovery S1E15)
Head to the Penthouse for the Party (Discovery S1E14)
Half Apple and a Pancake (Discovery S1E13)
Gremlins In The Microwave (Discovery S1E12)
That’s Going All the Way In (Discovery S1E11)
Giant Barrel of Goo Gone (Discovery S1E10)
Star Trek: Discovery Mid Season Bonus
Mek'leths at Dawn (Discovery S1E9)
Kool-Aid Sneeze (Discovery S1E8)
Bridal Train Level Threat Ganglia (Discovery S1E7)
She's All Up in that Butt with the Katra (Discovery S1E6)
Curved Like A Bat'leth (Discovery S1E5)
All It Took Was a Buffet (Discovery S1E4)
Push Triangle to Talk to Captain Lorca (Discovery S1E3)
The Georgiou Rule (Discovery S1E2)
Oopsie-Daisy Murder (Discovery S1E1)