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Heat Death of the Universe — 329 episodes · page 1 of 4
300・Unsafe at Any Arthouse Patience-Testing Speed
299・Shades Required, Future Bright
298・CombinationPizzaHutFitnessFuneral & Other Tales of Wonder
297・A Korean Liberation Day Miracle
296・Beautiful Things Within Terrible Melodies
295・The Highly Recognizable Larval Stage of the Xenomorph XX121 Party's Candidate Has Our Cautiously Optimistic Endorsement!
294・This is Known as the Intensely Pleasurable Frenular Delta Blues Scale
293・Lickspittles of the World Unite / Packed Our Suitcase and Threw It Away
292・All the Televisual Information Commercials We Met Along the Way
291・Pissed Currency
290・Sprinting Through Metal Detectors and Forgetting It All Just as Quickly
289・In This House We Believe in the Immortal Science
288・Batten Down the Hatches For an Incoming Big Fat Hug
287・An Eleventh Hour Pivot to All That Newz
286・Improvising Our Way Through Living Through History
285・We're the Opposite of Desperate, It Is Actually You Who Are the Ones Who Are Desperate
284・What If All the Bad Things Were Good Things Instead?
283・Don't Look Directly Into The Blaring Light (Just Glide 'round the Rink With Your Pals)
282・Endless, Speechless
281・Forcing Laughter at the Presidents' Dementia Babble to Fleetingly Ease the Pains of WWIII
280・( dog better ) + mobject ( ie a mental object )
279・Did You Know That There Hasn't Been a New Genre Since [REDACTED] Invented the Mockumentary?
278・FloodTheZone+
277・The Seriousness of a Child at Play, or: How a Coppola Goofballs Transubstantiated Wine Into One of a Kind Celluloid
276・Years: What Are They Really Anyway?
275・You Can't Stop a War That Never Began
274・What is Your Fascination With My Forbidden Closet of Mystery?
273・Who Asked For Any of This and Why Do We All Maybe Deserve It?
272・I'm Tired of Being Not Chinese
271・It's Drapetomania All the Way Down
270・We're Having Some of the Greatest Success and Also Tragedy
269・To Know and Feel All This and Not Have the Words to Express It Makes a Human a Grave of Their Own Thoughts
268・Part-Time Sisypheans Drinking Deep From The Pitch Black News Well
267・One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Sensed These Vibe Shifts
266・The Only Direction is Down: Bunkers, Preparedness & Births in Reverse
265・Pretendin' in an An-Prim Paradise
264・Every Automation is Computer!
263・Ready Player 伊隆馬
262・Derealization Incarnate
261・The Air Up There
260・Every Accusation is a Failed Entertainment
259・Incredible, Edible
258・You Must Permanently Delete. I Can't Permanently Delete. I'll Permanently Delete.
257・Our Beloved Gerontocracy Yearns For Those Rare Earths But Only Deserve One-Way Ice Floes
256・Worshipping the Golden Pager feat. Jason Newland
255・Howling the Quiet Parts Through an Amplifier the Size of Jupiter
254・I Beseech You, in the Bowels of Christ, Think It Possible That You May Be Musktaken
253・Ceasin' on Leavin' the Livin' (In RedNote Everything's Alright)
252・The Libertarian Paradise Will Not Be Fireproofed & The IDF Will Occupy a Nobel Peace Prize
251・'Twas the Soaring CumRocket Valuations That Slayed the Habitat For Humanity
250・Last Call For the Final Countdown (Enjoy your worries you may never have them again)
249 - Behold the Invisible Hand of Mangionean Excellence
248 - Thoughts and Prayers Are Out-of-Network, A Bullet in Brain is a Pre-Existing Condition + Laugh Tracks, and Still Somehow Being Pathologically Bored in the USA
247 - Unalivesgiving Miracles Are All Around Us
246 - A Fresh Batch of National Humiliation Rituals
245 - The United States of America: Eternal Recurrence Edition
244 - The Rise and Fall of the Megalopolian Empire
243 - Well Then Who Ever Will Uphold the Groceries For Genocide Program?!
242 - The Shooting While Mewling Narcissists of Zion | The Eschaton Review | Transmission 008
241 - Welcome to Jordan Peterson's Hotep A.I. University!
240 - The Nauseating Charade is Gossamer Thin | The Eschaton Review | Transmission 007
239 - Entering the Raffle to Do Falconry with RFK Jr & Go Hiking With Mengele
238 - A Memorial to the Victims of It All | The Eschaton Review | Transmission 006
237 - Room 237 Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Celebrate a Three Digit Number
236 - Post the Pain Away | The Eschaton Review | Transmission 005
235 - Most People Don't Know This, But Karl Marx Actually Wrote in German and Joe Rogan's Nipples Were Lactating During His Standup Special
234 - De-escalation Through Escalation: Orwell's Grave-Spinning Reaches Lightspeed | The Eschaton Review | Transmission 004
233 - Tom "Lil Goebbles" Cotton and Eve "Dead Name" Barlow Specifically Requested to Be Waterboarded With Solid Gold Bricks
232 - Israel Has the Right to Autoerotically Asphyxiate Itself Straight to Shamayim | The Eschaton Review | Transmission 003
231 - Joe "Skipped the Final Flight School Lesson" Biden Will Do 9/11 Tomorrow
230 - This Colorless Transparent Fireworks Display of the Mind | The Eschaton Review | Transmission 002
229 - Extra, Extra! Cure Your Doom Scrolling Affliction By Drinking ProTate™ All-Natural Nootropic Fortified Milk of Magnesia!
228 - It's All Nothing Until It's Everything | The Eschaton Review | Transmission 001
The Eschaton Review | Infomercial + Trailer
227 - We're All Whale Head Psy-Ops Now
226 - DNC: Zone of Disinterest
225 - Hangry For Oblivion and Eternal Life in Equal Measure
224 - Kamala's Last Walz with the Most Deranged Nations on Earth
223 - The Day Before Tomorrow After Today's Yesterday's Man's Twilight of the Sundown's Passing of the Torch
222 - RNC: Fighting Your Inner Deep State By Finding Your Inner Brain Damaged Child
221 - Donald Trump is the New Vincent van Gogh feat. Alex "WORLDWIDE" Kellar
220 - Wild Napalms: Fire Talk With Me feat. Adrian DeLaTorre
President Joe Robinette Biden 100% Endorses the Heat Death of the Universe Podcast!
219 - Julian Assange is Free! & J Robinette B is Imprisioned Within His Own Mental Hell
218 - Let's Get Ready to Mumble (and Lie): Presidential Debate Live Commentary feat. Jason Newland
217 - Thus Spake Prophet Carolla: A Televisual Show For All and None
216 - Matt Walshian Bargains Out For Harambe
215 - New Shitty Presidential Pants, Who Dis?
214 - Mr. Birchum's Epic, Edgy and Totally Random Anti-Wokestravaganza
213 - Attacking The Hague With Our Spiritual Sapphism
212 - Fake Violence For Zion, Fake Money For The Homeless
211 - Something So Unbelievably, Surreally and Exquisitely Terrible That You Want to Share It With the Rest of the World feat. Adrian DeLaTorre
210 - Who Will Notice™ the Noticers™?
209 - Sea-Lioning All the Way to the Bad Food Restaurant (Because We're Bored and Need a Cause, Any Cause)
208 - The Brave Little T-Shirt Wife
207 - Taking Drugs To Make Podcasts To Take Drugs To (Although You Never Can Tell) feat. Elicia McCoy
206 - Wall Street, Occupied
205 - Perchance to Unplan, Babies to Blame, Sources Say
204 - I'LL MONETIZE ANYTHING THAT MOVES!
203 - The Persistant Vegetative State of the Manosphere