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Heat Death of the Universe — 324 episodes
296・Beautiful Things Within Terrible Melodies
295・The Highly Recognizable Larval Stage of the Xenomorph XX121 Party's Candidate Has Our Cautiously Optimistic Endorsement!
294・This is Known as the Intensely Pleasurable Frenular Delta Blues Scale
293・Lickspittles of the World Unite / Packed Our Suitcase and Threw It Away
292・All the Televisual Information Commercials We Met Along the Way
291・Pissed Currency
290・Sprinting Through Metal Detectors and Forgetting It All Just as Quickly
289・In This House We Believe in the Immortal Science
288・Batten Down the Hatches For an Incoming Big Fat Hug
287・An Eleventh Hour Pivot to All That Newz
286・Improvising Our Way Through Living Through History
285・We're the Opposite of Desperate, It Is Actually You Who Are the Ones Who Are Desperate
284・What If All the Bad Things Were Good Things Instead?
283・Don't Look Directly Into The Blaring Light (Just Glide 'round the Rink With Your Pals)
282・Endless, Speechless
281・Forcing Laughter at the Presidents' Dementia Babble to Fleetingly Ease the Pains of WWIII
280・( dog better ) + mobject ( ie a mental object )
279・Did You Know That There Hasn't Been a New Genre Since [REDACTED] Invented the Mockumentary?
278・FloodTheZone+
277・The Seriousness of a Child at Play, or: How a Coppola Goofballs Transubstantiated Wine Into One of a Kind Celluloid
276・Years: What Are They Really Anyway?
275・You Can't Stop a War That Never Began
274・What is Your Fascination With My Forbidden Closet of Mystery?
273・Who Asked For Any of This and Why Do We All Maybe Deserve It?
272・I'm Tired of Being Not Chinese
271・It's Drapetomania All the Way Down
270・We're Having Some of the Greatest Success and Also Tragedy
269・To Know and Feel All This and Not Have the Words to Express It Makes a Human a Grave of Their Own Thoughts
268・Part-Time Sisypheans Drinking Deep From The Pitch Black News Well
267・One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Sensed These Vibe Shifts
266・The Only Direction is Down: Bunkers, Preparedness & Births in Reverse
265・Pretendin' in an An-Prim Paradise
264・Every Automation is Computer!
263・Ready Player 伊隆馬
262・Derealization Incarnate
261・The Air Up There
260・Every Accusation is a Failed Entertainment
259・Incredible, Edible
258・You Must Permanently Delete. I Can't Permanently Delete. I'll Permanently Delete.
257・Our Beloved Gerontocracy Yearns For Those Rare Earths But Only Deserve One-Way Ice Floes
256・Worshipping the Golden Pager feat. Jason Newland
255・Howling the Quiet Parts Through an Amplifier the Size of Jupiter
254・I Beseech You, in the Bowels of Christ, Think It Possible That You May Be Musktaken
253・Ceasin' on Leavin' the Livin' (In RedNote Everything's Alright)
252・The Libertarian Paradise Will Not Be Fireproofed & The IDF Will Occupy a Nobel Peace Prize
251・'Twas the Soaring CumRocket Valuations That Slayed the Habitat For Humanity
250・Last Call For the Final Countdown (Enjoy your worries you may never have them again)
249 - Behold the Invisible Hand of Mangionean Excellence
248 - Thoughts and Prayers Are Out-of-Network, A Bullet in Brain is a Pre-Existing Condition + Laugh Tracks, and Still Somehow Being Pathologically Bored in the USA
247 - Unalivesgiving Miracles Are All Around Us
246 - A Fresh Batch of National Humiliation Rituals
245 - The United States of America: Eternal Recurrence Edition
244 - The Rise and Fall of the Megalopolian Empire
243 - Well Then Who Ever Will Uphold the Groceries For Genocide Program?!
242 - The Shooting While Mewling Narcissists of Zion | The Eschaton Review | Transmission 008
241 - Welcome to Jordan Peterson's Hotep A.I. University!
240 - The Nauseating Charade is Gossamer Thin | The Eschaton Review | Transmission 007
239 - Entering the Raffle to Do Falconry with RFK Jr & Go Hiking With Mengele
238 - A Memorial to the Victims of It All | The Eschaton Review | Transmission 006
237 - Room 237 Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Celebrate a Three Digit Number
236 - Post the Pain Away | The Eschaton Review | Transmission 005
235 - Most People Don't Know This, But Karl Marx Actually Wrote in German and Joe Rogan's Nipples Were Lactating During His Standup Special
234 - De-escalation Through Escalation: Orwell's Grave-Spinning Reaches Lightspeed | The Eschaton Review | Transmission 004
233 - Tom "Lil Goebbles" Cotton and Eve "Dead Name" Barlow Specifically Requested to Be Waterboarded With Solid Gold Bricks
232 - Israel Has the Right to Autoerotically Asphyxiate Itself Straight to Shamayim | The Eschaton Review | Transmission 003
231 - Joe "Skipped the Final Flight School Lesson" Biden Will Do 9/11 Tomorrow
230 - This Colorless Transparent Fireworks Display of the Mind | The Eschaton Review | Transmission 002
229 - Extra, Extra! Cure Your Doom Scrolling Affliction By Drinking ProTate™ All-Natural Nootropic Fortified Milk of Magnesia!
228 - It's All Nothing Until It's Everything | The Eschaton Review | Transmission 001
The Eschaton Review | Infomercial + Trailer
227 - We're All Whale Head Psy-Ops Now
226 - DNC: Zone of Disinterest
225 - Hangry For Oblivion and Eternal Life in Equal Measure
224 - Kamala's Last Walz with the Most Deranged Nations on Earth
223 - The Day Before Tomorrow After Today's Yesterday's Man's Twilight of the Sundown's Passing of the Torch
222 - RNC: Fighting Your Inner Deep State By Finding Your Inner Brain Damaged Child
221 - Donald Trump is the New Vincent van Gogh feat. Alex "WORLDWIDE" Kellar
220 - Wild Napalms: Fire Talk With Me feat. Adrian DeLaTorre
President Joe Robinette Biden 100% Endorses the Heat Death of the Universe Podcast!
219 - Julian Assange is Free! & J Robinette B is Imprisioned Within His Own Mental Hell
218 - Let's Get Ready to Mumble (and Lie): Presidential Debate Live Commentary feat. Jason Newland
217 - Thus Spake Prophet Carolla: A Televisual Show For All and None
216 - Matt Walshian Bargains Out For Harambe
215 - New Shitty Presidential Pants, Who Dis?
214 - Mr. Birchum's Epic, Edgy and Totally Random Anti-Wokestravaganza
213 - Attacking The Hague With Our Spiritual Sapphism
212 - Fake Violence For Zion, Fake Money For The Homeless
211 - Something So Unbelievably, Surreally and Exquisitely Terrible That You Want to Share It With the Rest of the World feat. Adrian DeLaTorre
210 - Who Will Notice™ the Noticers™?
209 - Sea-Lioning All the Way to the Bad Food Restaurant (Because We're Bored and Need a Cause, Any Cause)
208 - The Brave Little T-Shirt Wife
207 - Taking Drugs To Make Podcasts To Take Drugs To (Although You Never Can Tell) feat. Elicia McCoy
206 - Wall Street, Occupied
205 - Perchance to Unplan, Babies to Blame, Sources Say
204 - I'LL MONETIZE ANYTHING THAT MOVES!
203 - The Persistant Vegetative State of the Manosphere
202 - Do Not Worship This False Prophet From the Streets of Sesame!
201 - Vote Blew No Matter Fuck You feat. Alex "WORLDWIDE" Kellar
200 - A Bicentennial Saturnalia to Remember! feat. Jason Newland
199 - That Rascally Vaush Will Keep You Gessen, Haddish?
198 - I'm Singin' in the Galactic Nympho-Insomniac Rain...Now feat. Adrian DeLaTorre
197 - Hello Darkness My Old Friend feat. Jason Newland
196 - A Supposedly Sympathetic, Well-Meaning, Elderly Man with a Poor Memory I'll Never Not Laugh at Again
195 - When Mating Strategies Fail
194 - There's No Sound I Don't Like, Solitary Mind Games, and Cage-based Parental Strategies feat. Jason Newland
193 - Everybody Haaretz Sometimes
192 - Kamikaze Detroit feat. Adrian DeLaTorre
191 - How Many Years Can Dance on the Head of a Pin?
190 - Oh Well Whatever Never Mind: The Barack Obama Mandela Esquire Story
189 - An Immense and Complex Quantity of Brain Fog Protocol
188 - Kobe-Lebron Goebbles Conquers America's Cursed Evolutionary Misstep of Consciousness
187 - How Do I Get Through to These Kids?! feat. Adrian DeLaTorre
186 - The Podcast Equivalent of John Cage's 4'33" Turned Up to the Max
185 - Who Needs Food, Water, Medicine and Electricity When You've Got This Abundance of Hasbara?
Maximum Entropy Theater Presents "RoseBudGarden59 or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the #PsakiBomb"
184 - Courtroom Sketches Against Humanity
183 - An Ambulance as a Hornless Unicorn, Exploded
182 - A.M.B.E.R. Alerts for Everyone!
181 - Welcome to the MetaHarem™, Now and Forevermore feat. Jason Newland
180 - What We Talk About When We Don't Talk About feat. Kurt Hull
179 - Designated Surmiserz
178 - I'll Miss You, Me feat. Alex Keller
177 - Wave Bye-Bye to the Bureaucrat & Last Chance Tours, Inc
176 - Airplanes Spitting in the Face of the One and Only Lord and Savior
175 - The Smart-Ass Book Reader Podcast
174 - I'm a Slave 4 Endorphins
173 - Inside the Mind of a Boston Dynamics Robot Laughing With Salad While Beating Themselves Over the Head With The Bible Every Morning
172 - Mayor Pete Needs to Return Some Video Tapes
171 - What's the Deal with 'Nothing, Forever'?
170 - Open Source AI Wrote This Entire Episode
169 - Give Me Stock Buybacks or Give Me Death
168 - Make Neoliberalism Based Again? feat. Timothy Robert Buechner
167 - Live Every Day Like It's Kristallnacht at KFC
166 - Lula Wins, Bolsonarista Resistance Crushed & Other Headline Detritus
165 - Wage Slavery Cured My Depression During This Nuclear Winter!
164 - The Drinkin' Bone's Connected to the Weird News Bone
163 - Long Covid Brain Fog Funeral Celebration
162 - Frustrated Incorporated
161 - And the Monarchists Wept
160 - Where's Your Jazz Messiah Now? feat. Timothy Robert Buechner
159 - Stuff Paul Krugman's Smug Mouth Full of Thorium and Yunnan Cypress Leaves
158 - The Sky Was Crystal Blue, Just Like 9/11 feat. Boomer Death Squad
000 - Easy Rider 2: The Ride Back - Commentary Track feat. Boomer Death Squad
157 - Do The Chinese Even Bury Their Dead?
156 - Nuke My Moon Away
155 - Stephen King & Stepan Bandera Tag-Team feat. Timothy Robert Buechner
154 - Just Livin' the Duck 'n' Cover Fever Dream
153 - The Sound of God Jr. Screaming Has Been Removed
152 - The Kamala Harris Aphorism Viral Load
151 - Even a Grey Slow News Day is a Good Day Now
150 - Unwind After Work and Fail the Turing Test
149 - Wittgenstein Was Far More Based Than Elon Musk
148 - Change the Currency to Oak Leaves, Greenspan!
147 - Technical Difficulties in the Beautiful Sinkhole's Ancient Forest
146 - Give My Stimulus Check to the Palo Alto Capsule Life Correspondents Dinner
145 - New is the New Old
144 - That of Which We Cannot Speak We Must Pass Over in Digression
143 - In the Foothills of the President's Decaying Synapses
142 - Houdini's View From Nowhere, Everywhere, Somewhere
141 - Biden's Poppers Habit Equals Imminent Nuclear Winter
140 - All Hail the Madam Secretary Who Bravely Refused to Wear a Human Skin Suit
139 - Mark Linkous Explains It All
138 - Everything's Amazon Now Except the Amazon
137 - An Earful of My Weird Escapism on My Obituary Birthday
136 - The Dark (K)night of the Soul of the Inception of the Nation
135 - The New Multipolarity's Rolling Up and Down Nancy Pelosi's Spasmodic Spinal Column
134 - Speculatory Fog of War
133 - Praise the Propaganda and Pass the Ammunition
132 - Articles and Topics is a Genre Now
131 - The Limited Hangout of Judge Holden's False Endemicity
130 - The David Brooksian Veil of Teledildonics
129 - Never-Ending Wrath Equation
128 - A Cure For Optimism By 2022
127 - An Unflinching Look At Our Inability To Unflinchingly Look
126 - The Dream of the Consortium
125 - Elon Omicron's Hallucinogen-Fueled Nuclear Treaty
124 - The Lost Boomer Death Squad Crossover Episode
123 - Our Unconscious Biases Swallowed By The Storm Drains of North Jersey
122 - Listen, Chow Yun-fat, it's Chinagenocide
121 - The CIA Loves Pedophilia and There Are Cool Living Bridges in Northeast India
120 - The Pizzagate Massacre: The Movie: The Ride!
119 - Cash Scattered in the Middle of Nowhere
118 - Implanted Advertisements in Our Dreams
117 - The Jakarta Method by Vincent Bevins (Part III)
116 - Chasing Our Tails Until Extinction & Enjoying the Circus Music Along the Way
115 - The Jakarta Method by Vincent Bevins (Part II)
114 - One Great Big Festering Neon American Restroom Association
113 - The Jakarta Method by Vincent Bevins (Part I)
000 - New Nightmare (1994) - Commentary Track
000 - A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) - Commentary Track
112 - Jailed Innocents and Fauci's Three Pillars of Evil
111 - Bolsanaro's Tears and the Manchin Family's Flame-Engulfed Yacht
110 - The Machine Stops by E.M. Forster
109 - Flow My Beers, the Policemen Said
108 - Bloodless Meridian, or Jailed For a Crime That Doesn't Exist
107 - Reverse Sinema Logistics of the Faux-vel Office
106 - Stowing Away on The Korean Wave
105 - At Least The Mafia Has Some Rules
104 - The Hidden Optimism of the Doomsday Clock
103 - Havana Parliamentarian Squid Games Syndrome
102 - Munchward the Course of Empire Takes Its Way
101 - Everyone is Beautiful and No One is Horny
100 - Clickbait Roulette Ouroboros
099 - The Ivermectin Climate Wars
098 - A Fake May Day in September
097 - End Times Weather Report / Listener Mailbag
096 - Bullshit Jobs by David Graeber (Part II)
095 - Pray Away Project MK-Exodus
094 - Bullshit Jobs by David Graeber (Part I)
000 - F9 (2021) - Supplemental Commentary Track
093 - Operation Sigh-clone
092 - The Last Gasp of the Bush Years or: Where the Laughter Died feat. Boomer Death Squad
000 - An American Carol (2008) - Commentary Track feat. Boomer Death Squad
091 - Atomic Anniversary / Cover-Up of Biden's Cover-Up
090 - Evict the Affectionate Italian Man
089 - Scratch Adams Bootstraps for Dullards
088 - Solidarity with Daniel Hale
087 - Psaki Bombs the Internet's Mod
086 - Nickel and Dimed by Barbara Ehrenreich
085 - Suborbital Rumsfeldian Trade Embargo Gets Vandalized by an Italian Hunter Biden
084 - Singing the National Anthem in a Walmart Raised 300 Feet Above the Boiling Seas
000 - Battle for the Planet of the Apes (1973) - Supplemental Commentary Track
000 - Escape From the Planet of the Apes (1971) - Supplemental Commentary Track
000 - Beneath the Planet of the Apes (1970) - Supplemental Commentary Track
000 - Planet of the Apes (1968) - Supplemental Commentary Track
083 - From Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z
082 - Eradicate the Royal Family
081 - JFK Was a Tucker Carlson Democrat
080 - Libra by Don DeLillo (Part II)
079 - We Can All Have Full Heads of Hair as the Ocean Swallows Us Up
078 - Libra by Don DeLillo (Part I)
077 - Another Week of Harm Reductionism
076 - Empire of Pain: The Secret History of the Sackler Family (Part III)
075 - Strange Facts We Have No Business Knowing
074 - Empire of Pain: The Secret History of the Sackler Family (Part II)
073 - Ice Cream & Steering Wheels & Nothing Totally Fucked Up to See Here
072 - Empire of Pain: The Secret History of the Sackler Family (Part I)
071 - I Want My MMT feat. Steven Grumbine
070 - The CDC and Bill Gates: Normalizing Death
000 - The Pirates of Silicon Valley (1999) - Supplemental Commentary Track
069 - Salò, or the 100 Days of Biden feat. Weston Pagano
068 - State of the Coronation / What's in the News?
067 - The Self-Help and Guru Industrial Complex feat. Ian from Camp ReEducation
066 - Imperializing in Style
065 - Recycled Urine and the Power of Myth
000 - Waterworld (1995) - Supplemental Commentary Track
064 - Our 11th Hour Improvised Episode
063 - The Truth Shall Not Sink: The Sewol Ferry Tragedy
062 - The Dead-Eyed Cult of the Ivy League
061 - Free Daniel Hale (Pt. II) / Does Steve Bannon Contain Multitudes?
060 - Body Brokers and the Business of Recovery
059 - The NRA and America's Deranged Hivemind
058 - Fully Automated Luxury Doomsday Survivalism
057 - Abolish the Senate / Drag the Duopoly
056 - 99 Homes and the Aftermath of 2008
055 - Sell Yourself at a Dollar Per Share While Watching Half of Life on Earth Vanish
000 - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018) - Supplemental Commentary Track
000 - Jurassic World (2015) - Supplemental Commentary Track
000 - Jurassic Park III (2001) - Supplemental Commentary Track
000 - The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) - Supplemental Commentary Track
000 - Jurassic Park (1993) - Supplemental Commentary Track
054 - This Episode Was 65 Million Milliseconds in the Making
053 - Spitting Nails in Our Sleep
052 - Get to the Amazon Debtor's Warehouse-Prison Im-MAY-diately
051 - Can't Get Us Out of Our Heads (Part II)
050 - Adam Curtis Can't Get Out of Our Heads
049 - Ceaseless Death & TikToks
048 - Threnody for the Victims of All of the Above
047 - I Do Love a Soda Fountain With Teeth
000 - Prelude to 046: Waiting for the Man feat. 2/3ʳᵈˢ of Boomer Death Squad
046 - Lizzie Magie's Anti-Monopoly feat. Boomer Death Squad
045 - Gallons of Frothy Bipartisanship Will Save Us!
044 - Century of the Self-Internalized Oppression
043 - Incarcerate the Rick Snyder Cut
042 - Impotently Purging the Trailer Fash in the 11th Hour
041 - Insurrection Happy Hour
040 - Vee Belief in Nussing, Pelosi!
039 - The 2020 Human Misery Olympics
038 - $2000 Per Month is an Attack on Every American
037 - We Can Be H.E.R.O.E.S. Just For One Great Conjunction
036 - Sacrificing Lives for the Holidays
035 - Hunter Biden's Generic Post Zombie Formalism Illustration
034 - Jimmy Dores / Joey Bides
033 - Bolivian Water Wars
032 - Capitalism's Winter of Death + CocoRosie/Camus/Cuomo
031 - Meanwhile in India: 250,000,000 Workers Strong
030 - The Heat Deaths Meet The Boomer Death Squads, Crossover Extravaganza
029 - Education in the Time of SARS-CoV-2
000 - Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014) - Supplemental Commentary Track
000 - Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) - Supplemental Commentary Track
000 - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) - Supplemental Commentary Track
000 - Transformers (2007) - Supplemental Commentary Track
028 - Michael Bay's Sick Sad World
027 - Yass Vaccine
026 - The Kamala Harris Administration Appoints Joe Biden to Secretary of Gaffes
025 - USA DOA: Initial Electoral Autopsy
024 - The Anticlimactic Purge (Live Election Commentary)
023 - Give Us This Day Our Daily Clickbait
022 - Levitate This Podcast!: The Trial of the Chicago 7
021 - SCOTUS/Pestilence
020 - Free Daniel Hale: Whistleblowing and the Despicable Espionage Act
019 - Our Experimental Phase
018 - Honey, I Broke the Sound Barrier's War on Drugs
017 - The Eternal Recurrence of the Roaring Twenties
016 - The Bipartisanship of COVID-19
015 - Here are Your Choices, America, You Pathetic Shitheel (Presidential Debate Live Commentary)
000 - Game Change (2012) - Supplemental Commentary Track
014 - The Unrelenting Horizonlessness of Clickbait Roulette
013 - WAR IS A RACKET!
012 - Kill Yr Idols: Political Phantasmagoria Edition
011 - Blood Red Skies & Broken Promises
010 - Nikola Tesla's Big Mouth Billy Bass: (3)6 Chambers of Clickbait Roulette
009 - Flint: Check Your Clean Water Privilege
008 - I'm Thinking of Ending Things
000 - Charlie Wilson's War (2007) - Supplemental Commentary Track
007 - More Like Charlie Wilson's Bore, Folks!
006 - RNC: The Dullest of Death Cults
005 - Clickbait Roulette™ Lullaby
004 - DNC Beyond Panderdome
000 - F9 (2021) Trailer - Supplemental Commentary Track
000 - The Fast and the Furious (2001) - Supplemental Commentary Track
003 - The 21st Century as Seen Through a Furious Franchise
002 - The Bone-Chilling Cackle of Kamala Harris
001 - Tactical Baby Holsters