All Episodes
Hops and Box Office Flops — 306 episodes
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen – Victorian Avengers
Clifford – Steffen Did It
The Pest – Voodoo Mambo
Party Monster – Scrod-la-dah
Expendables 2 – Biceps, Blood, and Bullets
Firewalker – Temu Indy
Sidekicks – Are We Men or Marvin Milquetoasts?
Invasion USA – It's Time
For Your Consideration – Snubbed
Argylle – Poor Henry
Waiting for Guffman – Still Waiting
Varsity Blues – A F*****g 10!
Dick Tracy – In Honor of Texie Garcia
Gemini Man – Enter the Uncanny Valley
Eternals – A Historical Slog
Hook – We Believe
Jack – Tree House of Horrors
Batman v Superman – The Red Capes are Coming
Resident Evil: The Final Chapter – The Trinity of B*****s
Resident Evil: Retribution – Undead Sims
Resident Evil 3 and 4 – There is No Why
Resident Evil 1 and 2 – Enter Survival Horror
My Fellow Americans – Grumpy Ex-Presidents
Primary Colors – Get Out the Vote
The Campaign – America, Jesus, Freedom
Swing Vote – Hanging Sad
Skyscraper – Duct Tape Will Fix It
White House Down – Cruel and Unusual Punishment
Toy Soldiers – Sex Crazed and Bootleg Vodka Strong
Under Siege 2: Dark Territory – Off the Tracks
War of the Worlds – Get Away from This Thing
Jaws: The Revenge – Teleporting and Telepathic Terror
Jaws 3D – Bland Fish
The Dark Tower – Let It Fall
The Man from UNCLE – Spy Hard
Furiosa – Remember Us
Battleship – Sunken Sailors
Batman Forever – Holy Bat Nipples
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang – Ike, Mike, and Mustard
The Island of Dr. Moreau – This is a True Record of What We Saw
Real Genius – We Love Toxic Waste
Road House – Gator Bait
The Crow – Drowning in Demon Goop
Total Recall – Requesting a Rekall Refund
Point Break – Beach Bummed
Captain America: Brave New World – Clipped Wings
Tremors – Graboid Wranglers
Army of Darkness – Hail to the King
Empire Records – Say No More, Mon Amour
Johnny Mnemonic – Hack Your Brain
Transformers: The Last Knight – Drunk History
The Last Jedi – Kicked in the Space Balls
The Marvels – Identity Crisis
Joker Folie à Deux – Off Key
Kraven the Hunter – Franchise Slayer
Red One – The North Pole Has Fallen
Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire – Nostalgia on Ice
The Fall Guy – The Unseen Stuntman
Borderlands – An Empty Vault
The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare – Good Old Boys
Sting – Arachnophobia on HGH
Oddity – Burning Wood Man
In a Violent Nature – Theft is Bad, Eh
Terrifier 2 – Torturous Viewing
Rebel Moon Part Two: Curse of Forgiveness – For the Slain King of Beers
Rebel Moon Part One: Chalice of Blood – Pod for the Harvest
Leonard Part 6 – Melted Nonsense
Master of Disguise – Lacking Energico
Highlander II: The Quickening – More Like Whylander
Saturn 3 – Horny Captain Kirk
Deadpool & Wolverine – Like a Prayer
Boy Kills World – Bumper Stump Mop Mop
Equilibrium – Sense Offender
The Running Man – It's Showtime
Blade Runner – Skin Jobs
Jury Duty – Find Him Guilty
Nothing But Trouble – Struck Dumb By a Thunderclap
Find Me Guilty – We're Gagsters
Gotti – La Cosa Nostra
Land of the Lost – A Big Ol' Bladder of Hadrosaur Urine
Waterworld – Gills and Thrills
Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins – The Anti-CURE for Boredom
Sahara – Tequila Jones
Speed Racer – Go, Speed, Go!
Alita: Battle Angel – Panzer Kunst!
GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra – Send it to the Slaughter House
The Last Airbender – Burn the Footage
Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom – Tangbro and Splash
Madame Web – Ms. Spider-Cleo
Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania – Shrinking Returns
The Flash – A Hop, Skip, and a Tomato Can
Blue Beetle – Batman's a Fascist
Half Past Dead – Sentenced to Death Row
Expend4bles – Time to Retire
Killing Gunther – Earthquake Love
Hollywood Homicide – Stella!
The Great Christmas Movie Debate – Die Hard vs Lethal Weapon
Just Friends – Simply Hopsy
Palm Springs – Life on Repeat
So I Married an Axe Murderer – Head, Pod Now!
Summer Catch – Strike’s Out Looking
Werewolves Within – Guess Wholf?
Renfield – Wiccan Tumblr for the Win
The Blackening – Enter the Game Room
Any Given Sunday – Steamin’
Dazed and Confused – L-I-V-I-N!
The Replacements – Chicks Dig Scars
The Faculty – Skat Man
Heavyweights – We’re Feeling Skinny, Tony
Wet Hot American Summer – Show Us the Fever
Indian Summer – Dirty Dogs
Sleepaway Camp – Dude Looks Like a Lady
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny – One Last Ride
Mac and Me – We’re Not Loving It
Heartbeeps – Request for Humor Denied
Superman IV: The Quest for Peace – Cast It into the Sun
Tiptoes – We Know What We Are!
Fast X – You Made One Mistake ... You Never Took Our Mics
X-Men Origins: Wolverine – Declawed
Rocky V – Punch Drunk
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull – Knowledge is Our Treasure
Robocop 3 – Needs to be Decommissioned
Alien Covenant – Demented David’s Dungeon of Curiosities
Prometheus – There is No Why
Alien Resurrection – Kill It with Fire!
Alien 3 – Lock Her Up
Damned River – River Rat Rage
Drop Zone – Look Out Below
Rollerball – Prison Rules
Airborne – Wannabe Bullwinkle
Moonfall – Nuke the Moon!
Three Thousand Years of Longing – Not Worth the Wait
The Northman – Naked Volcano Fight
Black Adam – It’s Electrifying
The Wizard – It’s So Bad
Mars Attacks! – Ak Ak
GI Joe: The Movie – At Ease, Disease
RIPD – Here Come the Men in Flak
Mystery, Alaska – The Mighty Yuks
Necessary Roughness – Welcome to Foot ... Balls
True Romance – It’s White Boy Day
Jason X – Jason Gonna Give It to You
Critters 4 – Space Fur Balls
Leprechaun 4 – Irish Emmanuelle in Space
Hellraiser IV: Bloodline – Written by a Pinhead
Death to Smoochy – Gluten and Laugh Free
47 Ronin – Ronin with My Homies
Prince of Persia – The Lion of Central Casting
Gangster Squad – La La Confidential
Prey – Do Not Kill the Dog
Predators – Crazy Larry’s Den of Alien Antiquities
The Predator – Leaking Spinal Fluid
Predator 2 – Pred Harder
The Alamo – Remember It
The Last Duel – Misogynistic Gladiators
Almost Heroes – Drinking Has Its Benefits
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword – Arthur Begins
Dracula Dead and Loving It – Mister, Mister
Morbius – It’s Morbin’ Time!
Vampire in Brooklyn – Toothless
Gallow Walkers – Bladey the Kid
The Sorcerer’s Apprentice – Knuckle Bump
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent – Nic f’n Cage
Mandy – Chainsaw Fight
Willy’s Wonderland – It’s Your Birthday
Black Friday – Not Worth the Bargain
Annihilation – It’s a Metaphor
Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City – Itchy, but Not So Tasty
The Happening – It’s Crappening
Showdown in Little Tokyo – Samurai Cop
Double Team – Spy Island
Firestorm – You Still Alive, Smokejumper!?
Stone Cold – Mullets and Motorcycles
Kill the Irishman – So Called Mafia
Striking Distance – Jagoff Cops
Road House – Our Way or the Highway
Deadbeat at Dawn – Straight Outta Dayton
The Matrix Resurrections – Face-Zucker-Suck
End of Days – Satan’s a Choir Boy Compared to Arnold
8-Bit Christmas – Super Merry-o
Out Cold – Playboy Bunny Slope
Home Sweet Home Alone – Make It Stop
Terminator Genisys – Rotten Member Berries
The Rocketeer – The Antifa Adventurer that isn’t Dr. Jones
Snake Eyes – Crapped Out
The Lone Ranger – Wendigo Hammer
Dune – Spice Up Your Life
Club Dread – Naughty Cal
They Live – All Out of Bubblegum
Event Horizon – Brain Dead Space
Tin Cup – Bland Trap
Ed – Monkey Trouble
Side Out – Sponsored by MetLife
The Program – Place at the Table
Last Man Standing – No, Not the Tim Allen Show
Hudson Hawk – Scat Burglar
Cop Out – Bruce is Too Old for This S**t
The Suicide Squad – Passion Fruit Starfish
A Good Day to Die Hard – Davai Hard
F9: The Fast Saga – Space Cars
Legend – Glitter and Bubbles
Krull – Murder Frisbee
Conan the Barbarian – What's Worst in Life?
The Void – Right Next Door to Hell
The Rundown – Rock and Walk Connection
Walking Tall – Swing and a Miss
Doom – Dull, Dark, and Dumb
Baywatch – We're Oceanic!
Big Trouble in Little China – It‘s All in the Reflexes
The Chronicles of Riddick – It's an Animal Thing
Mortal Kombat – A Head Smashing Good Time
Fight Club – I am Jack's Podcast
Pacific Rim – A Jaeger Bomb
Godzilla vs Kong – Coming to a Universal Studios Near You
Hulk – The Incredible Sulk
Zack Snyder’s Justice League – Little Fish Stick and Big Tuna
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance – Ride Angry
Joss-Stache League – Stiff Upper Lip
Green Lantern – Shallow Hal Jordan
Top Secret! – We Know a Little German
Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever – Moaning Techno and Explosions
If Looks Could Kill – Grieco: Far from Home
The Long Kiss Goodnight – This Movie is Pain
Wayne's World 2 – We're Putting on a Podcast ... Oh Yes
Stuart Saves His Family – In Need of an Intervention
MacGruber – Pound Some...
Blues Brothers 2000 – We're on a Mission from Pod
New Year's Eve – F**k Bon Jovi
It's a Wonderful Life – Hee Haw!
Santa's Slay – Grandpa Got Run Over by a Hell Deer
The Nutcracker and the Four Realms – Fresh Out of Fairy Dust
Tango & Cash – Armed and Definitely Dangerous
Bullet to the Head – Brawn, Booze, and Bullets
Judge Dredd – We are the Law
Stop! Or My Mom will Shoot – Literally, Please Stop
Over the Top – It's Like a Switch
The Stephen King Roundtable
The Mist – Took John Lee!
Doctor Sleep – Shine On
Dreamcatcher – A Bad Case of Alien Hemorrhoids
Wes Craven's New Nightmare – The Master Returns
Dukes of Hazzard – A Class-E Felony
Idiocracy – We've Got What Listeners Crave
Wild Wild West – So Many Spiders
Mallrats – Stay Off the Escalator, Kids
Hackers – Crash and Burn
The Big Lebowski – The Pod Abides
Warcraft – Bone Dragons for the Win
The Legend of Chun-Li – A Spinning Bird Kick to the Senses
Postal – Burn it All Down
Super Mario Bros. – Flushed Down the Warp Pipe
Congo – Smart Gorillas, Dumb Script
Orca – Death Fish
Con Air – Fly Hard
Howard the Duck – Party Fowl
Primal – Cage Exotic
Drive Angry – Coming Like a Bat Out of Hell
Vampire's Kiss – Cage Uncaged
Face/Off – Whee! What a Predicament!
Lethal Weapon 4 – Guilty of Sequelitis
The Ghost and the Darkness – Oh, Here They Come...They're Man-Eaters
The Adventures of Pluto Nash – Lost in Space
Dante's Peak – "Handsome" Harry vs the Volcano
Onward – Beers, Tears, and Bro Hugs
Birds of Prey – A Fantabulous Movie that No One Saw
Bloodshot – Unfinished Business at the Box Office
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer – A Giant Fart Cloud of Disappointment
Speed 2 – Just Crash Already
Escape from L.A. – Tsunamis, Hang-Gliders, and a Whole Lot of Bad CGI
Cutthroat Island – Drowned in a Sea of Mediocrity
UHF – Welcome to Stanley Spadowski's Clubhouse
D3: The Mighty Ducks – All Out of Quack Attack
Solo – The Falcon's Hyperdrive Stalls Out
PCU – You are Not Going to Protest This Pod
Cats – The Jellicle Pod for Jellicle Listeners
Our Top-5 Comic Book Films of All Time
Jingle All the Way – Arnold Meets His Match ... Shopaholics
Terminator: Dark Fate – Terminated by Franchise Fatigue
The Punisher – Dear War Journal ... This Movie Owns!
The Fanatic – Johnny T. and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Toupee
From Paris with Love – Travolta ... F Yeah!
Battlefield Earth – Not Fit for Rat-Brain Consumption
The Thing – A Quintessential Carpenter Classic
Chopping Mall – Slashing Prices and Trespassing Teens
Masters of the Universe – Fried Chicken, a Strip Mall, and a Distinct Lack of Eternia
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle III – A Not So Tubular Trip through Time
Transformers: The Movie – Sub-"Optimus" Receipts
Superman Returns – A Failure to Launch
Part Two of Our Top-10 Films in the MCU Countdown
Part One of Our Top-10 Films in the MCU Countdown
John Carter – A Box Office Blunder of Red Planet-Sized Proportions
Hellboy – Chock-Full of Gobs of Gore, But Not Much Else
2019 San Diego Comic Con
Godzilla: King of the Monsters – Headed for Hibernation?
Starship Troopers – Good Old Fashioned Fascist Fun
X-Men: Dark Phoenix – A Beloved Series Goes Up in Flames
The 13th Warrior – Twelve Norsemen and a Spaniard
Can't Hardly Wait – A Love Burger with a Side of 90s Nostalgia
She's All That – She May Be All That, But the Plot is Not
The Series Finale of Game of Thrones – I Drink and He Knows Things
Take Me Home Tonight – Crank the Wayback Playback for a Totally Awesome Trip to the 80s
Episode 5 of Game of Thrones' Final Season – I Drink and He Knows Things
Episodes 3 & 4 of Game of Thrones' Final Season – I Drink and He Knows Things
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation – A Koin-Op Kalamity
Episode 2 of Game of Thrones' Final Season – I Drink and He Knows Things
Sudden Death – Absurdity Goes Into Overtime