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EP 102: Everyone's Favorite Podcast Game Show

EP 101: Charlie and Carlisle Kissing ASMR

EP 100: I Didn't Consent to Capitalism

EP 99: Nobody Should Be Horny At Red Robin

EP 98: Finger Gunning Your Way Out of Authenticity

EP 97: Mayor of Bummer Town

EP 96: Hookies but No Cookies

EP 95: The Sausage Crime

EP 94: Ken Burns is Horny (Fifty Shades Darker Movie Review)

EP 93: This is Boring!

EP 92: Period Farts (Sorry)

EP 91: Bouquet Of Dick Flowers

EP 90: Walk Into the Ocean and Never Look Back

EP 89: Congratulations! Next Stage: Penetration

EP 88: You Must First Speak To The Oracle

EP 87: Horny for the Sea

EP 86: Vape Lingo

EP 85: Welcome to the Stage...Guns!

EP 84: That's How You Get a Yeast Infection

EP 83: My Pussy Can Be Your Landscape

EP 82: What is it About Elevators? (Fifty Shades of Grey Movie Review)

EP 81: Inject Gushers Into My Veins

EP 80: I Don't Think I-HOP Consented to This

EP 79: Office Supplies are My Kink

EP 78: Drew Carey is Going to Sue Us

EP 77: Not My Jeans

EP 76: That Time Christian Grey Almost Killed Ally

EP 75: Post Sex Dream Bagel

EP 74: Crabs with Weapons

EP 73: Mansplaining the Internet

EP 72: PJ Pants

EP 71: Laters, Baby

EP 70: A Sex Robot that Gained Sentience

EP 69: Nice™

EP 68.5: Season Two Announcement!

EP 68: Is Joss Whedon a Vampire?

EP 67: Roxanne

EP 66: Crypt-A-Kid Workshop (Breaking Dawn Pt 2 Movie Review)

EP 65: Happily Ever After, I Guess

EP 64: A Ball Pit of Tears

EP 63: Bisexual Pudding

EP 62: Welcome to the Brock Zone

EP 61: Dick Guns

EP 60: Edward Is The Little Spoon

EP 59: So Many Orgasms

EP 58: Edweird

EP 57: JC, My Homedog In The Sky

EP 56: I Can't Believe I Had to Read Porn on Christmas

EP 55: Just Another Manic Monday

EP 54: Brass Out The Ass ft. Coffee With Chrachel (Breaking Dawn Pt 1 Movie Review)

EP 53: Punt That Baby Like a Football

EP 52: On the Road Again

EP 51: Chicken Little

EP 50: Dark, Dank and Full of Doobies

EP 49: Jacob Black is Every Bad Meme

EP 48: Doritos and Misery

EP 47: Don't Kinkshame Your Wife

EP 46: Aliens, Birds, Chemtrails

EP 45: A Whole New Ham

EP 44: Cheeseburger Of Pain

EP 43: Punching For Movies (Eclipse Movie Review)

EP 42: Running Through The 6 With My Wolves

EP 41: Into The Screech

EP 40: Exposition City

EP 39: Bella's Baby Bjorn

EP 38: 420 Blaze It Mansion

EP 37: Shall I Compare Thee To A Grilled Cheese?

EP 36: Lizard People

EP 35: Bam! The Night I Fell In Love With Emeril

EP 34: You Would Not Believe My Eyes

EP 33: Schrödinger's Podcast

EP 32: Horny Bella Goes Off

EP 31: It's Like You're A Twitter Bot

EP 30: A Morse Code of Friends Claps

EP 29: And For My Final Trick, My Virginity!

EP 28: The Cinematic Dumpster Where Films Go to Die (New Moon Movie Review)

EP 27: How Many Avocados Are At The Bottom Of The Ocean?

EP 26: Call Me Onionskin So I Know It's Real

EP 25: Glitter Bum

EP 24: Sorry All Your Friends Are Dead Bye!

EP 23: Anyway Here's Wonderwall

EP 22: Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?

EP 21: Give Her an Orgasm Already

EP 20: The Netflix Crime

EP 19: Ballin' is All I Do

EP 18: Everyone is Gay

EP 17: I Want to Believe, You Want to Leave

EP 16: New Beginnings

EP 15: I Need to Dab My Feelings Out (Twilight Film Review)

EP 14: Bella Swan? I Don't Know Her.

EP 13: Is This Fan Fiction, or is This Reality?

EP 12: Why Must You Hurt Me, Stephenie?

EP 11: And The Oscar Goes to...Bella?

EP 10: Hold Vampires Accountable 2017

EP 9: We Got Blood on Tap

EP 8: Keeping Up With the Cullens

EP 7: The Mike Newton Cabinet Battle

EP 6: The Char-Dad Diaries

EP 5: Butterflies Are Not Nutrition

EP 4: Twilight: Boys And Girls In The City