All Episodes
Is It Safe? — 152 episodes
Taco Bell/Long John Silver's | April 19th, 2025
The Demise Of The Elon Cult | March 11th, 2025
If You're One Of The Five People Who Listen To This Podcast Or Whatever, Give The Guy $11 | February 13th, 2025
40 Years Later My Dad Hasn't Turned A Computer On Once | January 30th, 2025
Watch 100 Don Rickles Clips And Then Tell Me If You Think He's Funny | January 23rd, 2025
He's Just A Walking Regurgitating Pile Of Trash | January 13th, 2025
For Some Reason He Kept His 3D Printed Gun On Him | December 12th, 2024
That Guy Would Not Have Died If We Had Universal Healthcare | December 5th, 2024
Let's Start Naming Restaurants Until We Get To One Govier Hasn't Worked At | November 25th, 2024
You're Not Going To Live Long Enough To See Some Type Of Solidarity Movement | November 14th, 2024
It Makes Him Immune To Hypocrisy | November 7th, 2024
Facebook Used To Be My Absolute Crutch | October 9th, 2024
Just Call It Shaq's Chicken | October 4th, 2024
I Saw That Frank Whaley's Cameo Rates Are Way Down | September 11th, 2024
Subliminate Your Own Predilections | September 5th, 2024
Oh My Gosh I Love That He Talks With His Hands | August 22nd, 2024
Hot Salty Trash | July 11th, 2024
What If The Crypt Keeper Was Beefy Like Skeletor? | June 26th, 2024
Poop Balloons Are Funny, Genocide Is Awful | June 5th, 2024
You Would Expect There To Be Fewer Micro Plastics In The Testes | May 23rd, 2024
The Captain Midnight Intrusion | May 16th, 2024
Pontiac Or Detroit: Who Had It Worse? | April 25th, 2024
Target Is Somehow More Prepared Than The Capital Police On January 6th | April 18th, 2024
Give My Regards To King Tut Asshole | April 4th, 2024
Hey Nadine | March 28th, 2024
Clearing The Way For Empire | March 22nd, 2024
I Woke Up In A Terror | March 13th, 2024
I Was The Guy At The Vet Who Threw Batteries At Michael Irvin | March 4th, 2023
Jon Stewart's Back So If That's Changed Your Life Congratulations | February 15th, 2024
Sbarro Versus The Social Security Administration | January 23rd, 2024
The Worst Nightmare Between The Cheeks I Ever Had | December 21st, 2023
Adjacent To A Severe Scumbag | November 9th, 2023
The Lethality Of Pickleball | October 30th, 2023
Somebody's Not Very Good At Sittin' On Ass | October 12th, 2023
Go Do Some Coke & Take Pictures Of Your Dick | September 28th, 2023
Hi! It's Sadie From Friend's Of Bernie Sanders! | September 14th, 2023
Monsignor's Bone | September 7th, 2023
I'd Like To See Al Pacino & Lawrence Tierney Confront Each Other Face To Face | August 31st, 2023
This Is The Guy We Should Be Intercepting On His Way To The Rally | August 17th, 2023
I Wanna Pick My Own God Damn Tomato | August 3rd, 2023
There's Nothing More Scary To Me Than A Clock | July 26th, 2023
After My Mom Kicked Me Out Because My Friend Had Died | July 19th, 2023
Citizens United Is Such A Detriment To Society | July 5th, 2023
Share Needles With RFK Jr. & Get A Cool Voice | June 29th, 2023
A Painstaking Disaster Transport Of Sadness & Truth | June 22nd, 2023
I've Been Waiting For Norman Lear To Die | June 15th, 2023
5 Doublers, 5 McChickens & 5 Fries | June 8th, 2023
Do You Know Who John Eastman Is? June 1st, 2023
Does Dave Pirner Know That People Are Laughing Their Ass Off Right Now In 2023 At His Creation? | May 18th, 2023
I Think There Should Be Nothing Like Surveillance Capitalism | May 10th, 2023
I Want It To Be Insane, Fun & Smart | May 4th, 2023
Is It Safe? 100th Episode Promo
The Passive Cynicism Of The Faithful | April 20th, 2023
Has Scientology Ruined More Lives Than Catholicism? | April 12th, 2023
There Needs To Be An Anti-TMZ | April 5th, 2023
Lose Your Prude In Las Vegas | March 29th, 2023
Aaaaaaaand It's Gone | March 16th, 2023
Get A New Daddy | March 8th, 2023
WE ARE STILL HERE! | February 20th, 2023
Narcissism Has Just Absolutely Dominated Our Landscape | January 22nd, 2023
But Seriously...Who's Opening For Cosby? | January 11th, 2023
I'm Gonna Try To Smoke More Cigarettes In 2023 | December 27th, 2022
Especially If He's Already On The Steroids Thor Diet | December 8th, 2022
It's Not Texas Roadhouse, It's Lonestar Steakhouse | December 4th, 2022
It's Hard To Fall Off The Face Of The Earth | November 27th, 2022
Everyone Goes To The Cheeto Depot | November 17th, 2022
It's Making Voting This Mid-Term Very Difficult | November 2nd, 2022
My Father, Who Is Also Richard Petty | October 27th, 2022
There's Something Missing From Their Lives | October 20th, 2022
BONUS CROSSOVER EPISODE: Live From The Feast 2022 | October 8th, 2022
Everybody Knows Who Roy Halladay Is | September 29th, 2022
That's Putting It Mildly | September 22nd, 2022
The Invisible CEO of Every Invisible Company | September 14th, 2022
I Can't Believe This Guy Is A Philosopher | August 31st, 2022
I Appreciate That People Can Be Helpful | August 25th, 2022
Loyal To The Soil | August 17th, 2022
Here's To Carte Blanche in 2033 | August 10th, 2022
People Want To Like Something So They Say That They Love It | August 4th, 2022
I've Got A Lineage Of Hillbillies In Ohio | July 27th, 2022
Judgment Is Our Only Prison | July 20th, 2022
It's Almost Like They Only Pick Certain Parts So They Can Push Their Own Agenda Like They Do With The Bible | July 13th, 2022
What Are People Talking About Over Lunches In Washington D.C.? | July 6th, 2022
People Were Already In Pain Then | June 29th, 2022
The Most Homophobic And Homoerotic Decade That I Ever Lived Through | June 23rd, 2022
Gimme Some What Aboutism | June 15th, 2022
Grand Papa Nick Is Closed-Minded And Bigoted | June 8th, 2022
It's Failing If You're Trying | June 1st, 2022
Frontal Lobotomies For Everybody | May 26th, 2022
Actually, 2022 Has Been Pretty Rough | May 19th, 2022
Having A Degree Does Not Make You A Cool Person | May 10th, 2022
Identity Politics Confused Democrats | May 4th, 2022
A Tiny Preview Into What It's Like To Give Birth | April 28th, 2022
Eric Appreciated Our Collective Integrity | April 20th, 2022
In This House We Have To Go Further Than Platitudes | April 12th, 2022
Wow Dude! | March 30th, 2022
Straight Gays | March 22nd, 2022
They Are The Hummingbirds of the Rodent World | March 15th, 2022
I've Just Been In Failure Mode For So Long | March 8th, 2022
And The Next Minute You're A War-Time President | March 2nd, 2022
Both Fishermen Are Covered With Sores And Boners | February 22nd, 2022
A Rat Or A Bat? | February 16th, 2022
Inflation Is Pinching Me Out | February 8th, 2022
If You Can't Handle Joe Rogan Talking To Scientists | February 1st, 2022
MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY | January 25th, 2022
Led Zeppelin Has More Than 4 Songs | January 18th, 2022
Just A Gymnasium Of An Automobile | January 12th, 2021
Vin Scully Real Patriot | January 5th, 2022
Dropkick Your Jacket | December 21st, 2021
We Owe It To Them | December 16th, 2021
She's Got A Hyphen | December 7th, 2021
All Of That Can Be Yours For $19.99 An Hour | November 23rd, 2021
BLM If You're Cool | October 26th, 2021
Go To Senor Frog's In Acapulco | October 5th, 2021
Imagine If A Feudal Bum Got A Window Into The Future | September 22nd, 2021
I Don't Want To Be Mid-Sentence Saying Something That Sounds Terrible | August 31st, 2021
1981 The Year Porky's Came Out | August 24th, 2021
The Schvitzin' Bathhouse Boys | August 17th, 2021
I Should Go Find A Co-Op In The Middle Of Nowhere | August 10th, 2021
Typecasting Was Rough Back Then | August 3rd, 2021
We Think Pop Music Changes A Lot | July 20th, 2021
I Gotta Get Through This Hell | July 13th, 2021
He's Looked The Same For 40 Years | June 29th, 2021
So He Was A Normal Racist? | June 22nd, 2021
This Is How Media Works || June 15th, 2021
My First Time Being Socialized || June 8th, 2021
I Can Die Knowing That My Name Will Be Mentioned In Perpetuity || June 1st, 2021
The Gift Of My Five May 26th, 2021
That's What Faith Is For-May 18th, 2021
Bonds With Mort Crim's Head Off The Turnbuckle May 11th, 2021
Hipster Music In The Style Of The Mariachi-May 4th, 2021
A Cul De Sac In The Suburbs Of Denver-April 27th, 2021
You Know I Really Enjoy A Good Institution-April 21st, 2021
The Nebulous Union April 13th, 2021
Is This How Doug Does It? April 6th, 2021
I Got A Younger Brother Who Was Born After 9/11 April 1st, 2021
Dan Lewis March 23rd, 2021
I Had A Great Make-Out March 16th, 2021
This Man Has 4 Children And We Have None March 7th, 2021
This Is What Happens When Everyone Gets A Voice February 27th, 2021
Unity? Sure. It's Just A Word. February 17th, 2021
The Weirdest Victoria Secret Commercial February 10th, 2021
Jumping In The Ball Pit February 4th, 2021
Virtual Reality January 13th, 2021
Bizarro World January 6th, 2021
Mike Blows The Intro December 30th, 2020
Luke Has An Emergency December 22nd, 2020
Religiosity Is A Son Of A Bitch December 17th, 2020
Endless Rambling December 10th, 2020
Farewell To 89X November 24th, 2020
Is Your Fridge Trump Or Biden? November 17th, 2020
The Christopher McDonald Show November 12th, 2020
The Beginning November 5th, 2020