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It's Always The Husband — 307 episodes
306: Fact Dicks
305: Little Drain Plug And Whisker Feet
304: For Fax Sake!
303: Carnival Of Imbeciles
302: From Ding To Dong
301: Weiner McNuts Is Just A Regular Guy.
300!!: Is The Minister Supposed To Be Naked During Baptism? 300th Episode Spectacular!
299.5: The Tittiest Episode Of Forensic Files Ever!
299: Widow's Peak
298: We're Back And Fat And Sweating!
297: Todd, Everybody Hates you!
296: When Hobbits Attack
295:Crass And C*nty
294: Menopause Blues
293: Christopher: All Tie-No Puss
292: Mace First, Ask Questions Later
291: Celebrate Women's History Month With A Dumb Bitch
290: Who's Calling On The Shit Phone?
289: Battery-Operated Colostomy Bag
288: Batman, My Ass!
287: That One Is For The Funeral Board.
286: One Diaper Day And A Dr. Pepper
285: I'm Mr. Edwards For Halloween.
284: Is That An Eos In Your Pocket Or A Tiny Boner?
283: Hairstyles Of The Damned
282: Crocodile Dumbdee
281: Raw Dogging A Grave Digger
280: The Bitch Is Back!
279: Just Chummin' With Guest Star Drew!
278: Weiner King
277: Shingle Me Timbers ( Megan's Back!)
276: Take My Wife, Please! Special Guest Star Jamie
275: Dusty Pervert File
274: Booze Hound Ghosts
273: Tits Ahoy!
272: Pale Weirdo
271: A Dumb Bitch Named Me!
270: The Dumb Who Exercise!
269: Randy Farts
268: Even The Wang Had A Unibrow!
267: Well, Take Care!
266: Melon Ham
261: Maybe We Are The "Dummies"!
260: Keep The Pickle In Your Pocket!
PODCAST EPISODE SWAP: Till Death Do Us Part Podcast #139- Chester Gillette and Grace Brown
258: Federal Federation Of MotherEffers!
257: Will Someone Pork My Wife?
256:We Don't Want No Short Ship Man!
255: Let's Play Sexy Target!
254: 900 Year Old Fiancée
253: Butter Money At The Red Onion
252: Becky With The Bad Bush
251: Taahd And Beerb
250: Mary Ingalls Investigates
249: Whore Leg
248: I Wouldn't
247: Magnum P.U.
246: Booze And Substances
245: Obi WANKER Nobi
244: Potato, Potahto, Idaho, Ohio
243: Strip Club, Strip Club, Strip Club, Skank
242: The Floppy Dick
241: CGI Hair Pie
240: I.B. Fartin Loves Handsome Debra
239: Who Is Han Solo?
238: Gayer Than A French Horn
237: Milquetoast AF
236: Doing It In The Eye!
235: That's One Huge Bitch!
234: Cut The Crap
233: Crazier Than A Shithouse Rat!
232: Porking In The Poconos
231: You Know Her, Your Daughter.
230: Errbody's Got Errbody's Aldi Bag
229: Angle Of Nuts
228: Jeez
227: The Plumber's Anus
226: Pork It And Coke It
A Second Helping Of Sarah And Drew's New Podcast- Like And Follow!!
Introducing A New Podcast From Sarah And Drew! These Are The Gays Of Our Lives!
225: I Married The Mayor Of The Troll Village
224: Nerds Murder, Too.
223: A Dong For Days.
222: How Does The Wang Get In?
221: Live At The CC Club In Minneapolis!
220: I Hate Cleveland!
219: Pass Dem Fried Squirrel Anuses!
218: Snow White, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty And Piss Back
217: Pride Month #3: Coochmatized
216 Pride #2: Coal Hole
215: PRIDE MONTH #1: 215 : Where Diarrhea Goes To Die!
June 2nd, 2024: PROGRAMMING NOTE
214: Let's Shoot his Balls Right Off!
213: Whore's Supper Club & Bait Shop
212: Hulk Hogan's Pastamania!
211: Sex Doll Positive Mom
210: God Blessed My Junk, So Let's Get It On!
209: Porking Placenta
208: As The Boner Turns
207: Kickass Vagrant Perm
206: A Texas Turd Brain.
205: Keep Your Wits About You, Anus!
204: Weekend At Elizabeth's
203: Human Sawdust? Sick!
202: That's Not A Water Buffalo, That's Me!
201: Fecal Failure
200: 200th Episode Spectacular- Tire Boner
199: Case Closed, Dicks!
198: She's Like A Tay Inna Weend
197: Killer Couples #1: Leave It To Buttrums
196: Blades And Balls
195: My Dad Is My Babysitter & He's A Dick!
194: Can I Remove My Face Skin And Replace It With Ballsack?
193: Fart To Fart
192: If You Got It--F#$k It.
191: Mah Wiife!
190: Mix Egg, Paprika, Beard With Some Jam Boys.
189: The Pantless Piece Of Sh*t
188: I'll Pass On The Rear Admiral.
187: Don't Marry A Crazy Anus.
186: October Special #5: When Ghost Wangs Attack!
185: October Special #4: I MET JASON MOMOA & Something Something Halloween
184:October Special #3: Handsome Women & Big Nattys
October Special #2: The Amityville Whorer
182: October Special #1: Nellie's Cinnamon Chicken Vs Laura's Cayenne Horseshit
181: A Women Would Have Solved This In 20 Seconds!
180: We Are Back!!
179 Mother-In-Law Special #3 : When A Karkanzholl Loves A Lugat.
178: Mother-in-Law Special #2 (With Nutbar) Ma Labia Got Caught in the Mill
177: Mother-In-Law Special #1 -This Bitch Had Kenough!
176: Special Anus Edition: Ass Bottom Boat & The Magical Jar Of Farts!
175: A Canadian Love Triangle Goes Awry. Special Co-Host: Jamie
174: Douche On A Stick
173: My Carbuncle And Quinsy Are Actin' Up!
172: It's 'Punch The Shit Out Of Shirley' Day!
171: Puke! A Pixelated Wang!
170: Nerd Alert: I Repeat, A Nerd Is On The Loose!
169: Kickstart My Bowels
168: Oh Hell Gnome.
166: I'll Show You My Busch Gardens
166: As The Dumbass Turns
165: When Sally Met Harry's Weiner.
164: Even The Devil Would Call This Guy A Dick.
163: April 'She's The Fool" : Grotesque In The face But A Hell Of A Good Cook.
162: Polygraph Panic Pooping Is A Thing
161: April "She's The Fool" Edition: It's Always The Wife #1 *Thanks T.H.!
160: Guntry Life
160: Lincoln Logs And Morons
159: Shark Eyed GInger
Dink, Dirk, Dick And Jerk
157: Charming Ugly Squirrel Butt
156: Cuppa Piss, Govnah?
155: A Boy Named Pheart.
154: Duct Taped Double Dildos
153: Cross-Eyed Rick And His Cross-Eyed Dick
152: Extra Sausage? I'll Pass...
152: The Missing #11 Redone! "Is Your Current Wife Invited To Your Wedding?" *sorry for the sound issues at the end*
151: Bushy Haired, Toupeed Butthole
No New Episode This Week. But We Did Find Missing # 11-- 11- Is Your Current Wife Invited To Your Wedding?
What Is Really In The Water At The Playboy Mansion Grotto?
How To Appear Normal In Social Situations
Too Dumb And Trashy For Even Florida's Low Ass Standards.
147:Your Eyes Will Pack A Suitcase And Leave On The First Bus.
Buffalo Butt Cody, The Montana Troll.
Who Pooped In Your IV Bag?
Rectangle Beard Dick Neck
Big Dick and Little Richard
Notorious Dicks Special #3: Ole' Syphy
Halloween Special #2 Notorious Dicks: Son Of Sam & Hamms
Halloween Special Notorious Dicks: #1 Jack The Fart Ripper
I Guess You're Crazy As Hell!
138: Dicks Running All Over Town
What Kind Of A Dumb Asshole Wears A Helmet?
Even Satan Thinks This Guy Is A Dick!
Instead Of A Cool Rider, She Got A Dumb Fu@%$r!
The Dumbest SIR That Ever SIRed.
Can I Check My Lipstick In Your Bald Spot?
The Jenkum Gang
He's Dumber Than Pissed On Cardboard.
Who Knew A Guy Named Randy Would Be a Dick?
129 Dr. Whet Faartz, Medicine Woman
Boy, That's A Kick In The Dick
127: Hitler Wore Transitions?
The Fuckenist: Harold Henthorn
Raise Your Standards, You Dumb Bitch!
Father's Day Special: This Dad Is A Dick!
Look At The Rack On That Corpse!
Mother's Day Special #4: How Many Head Wounds Is Too Many?
Mother's Day Special #3: Mommy, Can You Loofa My Balls?
Mother's Day Special #2: Mindgunter
Mother's Day Special #1: Is Ed Gein Hot?
118: There's A Pizza Roll in My Butthole!
117: The Wang Is The Root Of All Evil!
116: Can You Handle My Snake?
Once, Twice, Three Times An Anus.
Women's History Month #4: Run, Carol, Run!
Women's History Month #3: Chewbacca Chic
112: Women's History Month Special #2: Set Me AntiFree!
111: Women's History Month Special #1--Deadly Diarrhea
110: Sarah Is a Filthy Pervert
Valentine's Day Special #4: It's Always Sunny In Anus, California!
Valentine's Day Special #3: I HATE HIM!
Valentine's Day Special #2: Happy Valentine's Day, F&#$@!
Valentine's Special #1: A Learned Whore
The "Take Off, You Hoser!" Canadian Special
The We Love Australia Spectacular!
Gollum's Ball Sack
When Nerds Attack
Yes, My Girlfriend Is A Graduate Of Mary Ingalls's Blind School!
100: Carnies Love Boobs! 100th Episode Spectacular!
99: Detroit Crack Whore
98: Black Friday Deal On Big 'Uns.
97: Carol Needs A Wax.
96: Mama's Little Bitch Boy.
95: He's Ugly, He Stinks and He's A Dick, Let's Date!
Halloween Series Special #4: Do A Background Check, Bitch!
Halloween Series Special #3: Chester The Molester
Halloween Series Special #2 : Electroshock Pube Therapy
Halloween Series Special #1 : The Lore Of The Eyesore Whore
88: Fartiest Sympathies, From The Bottom Of Our Farts.
87: Oh My God, Todd!
86: Electric Wangs And Handsome JoAnne
85: Jaws 2 Or Cheech And Chong? Who Cares, My Wife Is Dead!
84: Sons Of Assholery
83: Don't Marry A Dick
82: Booger Gets Married and Someone Gets Buried!
81: Not That Adolph And His Stinky Sausage.
80: Being Constipated On A Volcano Is No Fun!
79: The Gariest Gary To Ever Gary
78: That's One Clumsy Bitch!
77: Avast, Me Hearties! Thar Be A Butthole Off The Port Bow!
SPECIAL EPISODE!! PODFEST 2021: The Bad Things Of Summer
76: Amazonian Piranha + Toxic Waste + Balls = Justice
75: Why Does Your Garage Reek Worse Than Bigfoot's Butthole?
74: Carol, Carol, Daryl & Dildo
73- I'll Take What That Corpse Is Wearing!
72: Double Trouble For Buttholes
71: Pistol Whipped, Drowned, Rubber-Hosed, Stabbed, And Carol Still Works Out More Than Sarah And Megan.
70: Is That Sex Panther or Drakkar Noir?
69: A Fat Vampire With Cholera.
68-It Ain't Right, It Ain't Tight
67- Raise Your Hand If You're Dumb As Piss!
66: Never Play Monopoly With Someone On Bath Salts.
65-This Lady's Been Married More Times Than Megan! No Foolin'
64-Why Are Nudes Of My Dad Posted Around My School?
63- That's One Huge Bitch!
62- What Happens To A Wang When It's Frozen?
Smelly Dead Bodies Make Me Horny, So What.
60-Have You Tried White Out On Those Pesky Blood Stains?
59-Jasper's Piss Poor Wig
58- So, I Married An Anus.
57- Dick Pics and Tong Jobs
56-These Are The Days Of Our Lives!
55: Balki And The Corpse Spatula.
54-Those Damn Black Shoes!!!
53-Flat Ironed Pube Toupee
52: Pyloric Sphincter
51- Final Proof: Never Take A Bath If You Have A Husband.
50-50th Episode Spectacular! The Husband Didn't Do It!!
49- Yes, That Corpse Barrel Does Come With The House.
48:Double Mustache Wedding With A Side Of Paul Bunyon Glasses.
47- You Bought The SPLINTERED Toilet Paper! Lights Out, Bitch!
46- Code Red Nerd Alert
45-8 Penised Homeless Man Vs. Mega Douche
44-Crotch Shot Carol
43-My Wife Is Michael Myers, She Just Won't Die!!
42: I'm Pregnant, HIV, Hepatitis C Positive & Have Ebola, Cholera, Swollen Balls And Gingivitis??!!
41-Shitty John And The Nut
Dock Walking Sex Worker
A Drive By "Satan"
Should I Date Him Or Blow My Rape Whistle?
37-Jesus Loves You And Your Two Mistresses!
DWF Seeks Total Asshole
35 Special Episode: Lying Ass Bitch!
34: Bodies Don't Bounce
33: I Can't Talk Right Now, I'm Digging Shirley's Grave.
32: That Bitch Tammy
31-In A Hotel With Miguel
30- Come For The Gunt, Stay For The Flat Tits!
29- To Love, Honor And Stungun To The Neck.
28- Green Booze and Cigs
27: He's Got Fiber Optic Pubes!
26-Like The Brady Bunch, But Completely F@#$%d!
25: Jean Shirt + Jeans = Asshole
24- Never Marry A Rodeo Clown
23- Oh That, I was just Gutting A Deer In Bed.
22- Did You Bake Almond Bars Or Are You Trying to Murder Me?
21- Sure I Killed Her, But She Had Syphilis!
20- He Man Chat Room
19- WeleiPorn Cox is a God Damn Hero!
18- P.S. He's Great In The Sack!
17- Pass The Collection Plate, I'm Impotent!
16- Does This Wig Look Good Enough For A Human Sacrifice?
15- Larry From Three's Company Is a Real Dick!
14- Don't Make Your Cat Go To Court.
13- Swingers In Turtlenecks!
12- Is The Prosecutor A Frankenstein?
10- Pube Manchu
9- At Least Put Underwear On The Corpse!
8-Kill Spouse!!!
7- Pothead Dumbledore
6- There's More Water In The Coffin Than In The Bath!
5- Don't Say “I Do” If He Has Sanpaku
4- Steampunk Hemorrhoids
3- Did I Fart Or Was That A Pipe Bomb?
2- Oh Helle, No!
1-Mick The Dick