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Jake Yapp presents: Not Today, Thank You — 501 episodes
The Cornershop is OPEN
hi Honey, I'm (Almost) Home
The Travelling Software Salesman Tony Blair
Petey-Pete Pee to the EE TEE EE
'Now' and 'Zen'
Andy n Mandy
Patreon Dot Com Slash JakeYapp
Ratcliffe and the Rat
Let's All Hide
Ted Rogers and Jon Holmes' Wife
Well, I did the Jingle
The RAJANATOR
I Smell A Rat
Listen Through The Brown Window...
It's Going To Be A Quiet One...
I Think I Just Really Hate Peter Mandelson
**SPECIAL EP FOR CHOIR SINGERS ONLY**
App-Ocalypse Now
Shall I Compare Thee To An RFK?
It's Jake Yapp!
Meet the Professor
Febrezing Your Dad
Bloodthirsty Picnic
It's All Gone A Bit Seventies
I Have No Idea What You Did Last Summer
Not With A Bang But A Hamper
Victor Lewis-Smith
Two Per Cent Salt
What is the Meaning of The Line
All I Want For Christmas Is Shoes
Make Your Own Damn Cheese
Man Cries Over Sausage
What Do You Get for a RED Card?
Musky Melons
Middle-Aged Wins
Tiguan, hamie
No Harmin' Lucan
'Happy Monday to you' ffs
Greys Anathema
Guinea Pigs
Truss Fund Bunnies
Oh HELLO
Le Queem Is Dead
It's War!
What I Did Before The Holidays
We Interrupt This Programme...
Two.
It's A Bit Like Jesus, Isn't It?
Appley Within
That's Life! With Mic Wright
Game Saves with Bibi Lucille
Keir Royale
Let's Saturday Like It's Monday
Welcome to your NEW LOOK Podcast!
ok I NEVER KNEW THAT about the KNIGHT RIDER THEME - With Cousin Davey
Coffee and a Catch-Up
Emma Raducanu Has Done It And Apparently Now We Own Her
Cousin Davey's Audio AOB
Wither 'Spoons?
Death Breath - With Mic Wright
A Second Helping of Chicken
Stargazing at the End of Summer
Mic Wright and his Favourite Racist
Everyone Thinks They're Good At This
Hello From The Garden
Saveloy and Pesto with Mic Wright
Jake Yapp is... ANDREW NEIL. Cousin Davey is Cousin Davey.
Yappfest - Part Four
Yappfest - Part Three
Yappfest - Part Two
Alexa vs Jon Holmes Part Two - First Blood
Welcome to YAPPFEST!
Jake Yapp vs ALL TECHNOLOGY. Also Dave Yapp Says Hi
Jon Holmes vs Alexa
Mic Wright and Geremy Wine
Cousin Davey on the Last Strawberries of Summer
General Anxiety
Mic Wright's Describing-Words
#YAPPFEST 1 - Cousin Davey is here IN THE FLESH
Amol Interviews Domster the Cumster
Nigel Farage - The Musical - featuring Mic Wright
The Fab Faux are BACK
Absolutely not going to regret this at all
BAD COLOUR... BAD... BAD COLOUR
Trust me, THESE GUYS ARE GOING PLACES
Martin Kelner, Dora Dale, and Sue Barker
Don't Go Into Politics If Your Name's 'John'
Lions and Ligers and Lears, Oh My!
What Next for GB News?
Schrödinger's Dead Cat
I Really Like Bargain Hunt. With Cousin Davey.
Enid RIGHT-ON, MORE LIKE
Culture Wars pt 769876523 with Mic Wright
An Update To Your Scheduled Service
Advertising Boycotts with Cousin Davey
A Very Vanilla Episode
Giving Me The Clap I So Richly Deserve
Andrew Neil's Babestation
Rhymes with 'Gravy'
Mars or Tax? The Jeff Bezos Musical
Jeff Mate
Taking The Knee or Taking The P? Jon Holmes gets Controversial for Coins
The Royal Issue - with Mic Wright
Stream My Name - The Final Week - Round 5
Stream My Name - The Final Week - Round 4
Stream My Name - The Final Week - Round 3
Stream My Name- The Final Week - Round 2
Stream My Name - The Final Week - Round 1
Cousin Davey has had Four Dinners
Dominic Cummings - the 'Musical'
Workshop Wednesday with Domster the Cumster
Kangaroo Boxing with Martin Kelner
Where Were They 25 Years Ago? With Mic Wright
Cousin Davey is Being Demonstrative
Spring-Heeled Jack - The Musical
Blisters High End Celebware Tat Emporium
Britain, Awake! With Jon Holmes
First is the Worst - with Mic Wright
It's Grand Finale Friday
It's Ten Past Ten!... It must be PODCAST TIME!
Time for your HUMP STREAM
Introducing Boby Lapointe - It's Stream my Name time! Again.
Stream my Name on Monday
Davey returns with Stream My Name!
Brother Joe is ANGRY
Nowhere Street
Podcast? Pedcast, MORE LIKE
Cousin Davey has Velvet Fingers - Part Two
Cousin Davey has Velvet Fingers - Part One
Sandwich Business
Are You A Super-Spreader?
I said CHILD-FRIENDLY <<tchoh>>
Coasting to Retirement
Stream My Name - Round 2
Pop the Fluid in me, Louis!
A Luxembourgic Tribute to His Regal Honess
It's the Roadshow!
InstaGrief
Two Smurfs One Smurf
Put On Your Best Panty-Pant Pants
Ollicka Bollicka (sp)
Who's Your Daddy?
Bangin' Monday
Wicked Friday
Holy Week, Batman
'Anxiety-Inducing Noise - NEW POSTER QUOTE
Hu's On First
Easter Holidays with Cousin Davey
Just Say Not Today, Thank You
The Railway Children
Essential Kerlassics
Happy Anniversary I Mean Jeez
In The Line of Duty
Are You Sitting Comfortably, Davey?
Analysis: The impact of the “Global Britain in a competitive age” report on Jaffa Cakes
What Is Your Mum Doing
Your New-Look Today Programme
Singalonga All Along The Watchtower
D-D-D-Davey! DaveyDavey! D-D-D-DaveDaveyDay-Davey Etc
My Universe Has Fallen Into Place
Britain Awake, With P*ers M*rgan
This Podcast Is Highly Fungible
Test and Trace, Nurses' Wages, Mayoral Elections and Elton John
Dave vs Jake
Pretty Sure This Is How Benny And The Jets Goes
It is 1.31am
Hhhhhhh...
Pinch Punch, it's time for a BAD RAP BATTLE
Davey on Rap - v much Part One
Ticks and Tax
Ok Ok Ok Ok It's An Earworm
Some Heartwarming* Animal Stories For You
The Bible Cookbook
Vox Unpopuli
How Lowe Can You Go?
I IRONED FOR THIS PODCAST
Bing Sings Things!
Launching the Inaugural Cousin Davey Rap Battle
Cousin Davey Is Here For Half Term!
Michael Gove's Comedy Chops
Maths With Captain Tom
We're Doing A Thing
Cousin Davey IS STILL FUNKING
She is DICSO
Piers for Fears
INSANE SPINACH NEWS
Nobel Peace Prizes For All
This Sparkling Jewel of the Desert
Merry Christmas 1983!
One More Sleep!
It's Hip to T-Square
Are YOU ready for a... SPOOKY ADVENTURE?
Dora Dale Has Had A Jab.
80 Daves Around the World
COMGRAPULATIUMPS PRESIBEMP BYGUM
How To Make Kimchi I AM SERIOUS
Everybody Wave at Dingo!
Wheel of Hangman Part Two
Cousin Davey Has A Rumbly Tumbly
Free Ports
It's time to play... Wheel of Hangman!
Arnie on Sword-Hardening
More Confessions Of A Remorseful Pranker
Davey Spits
If This Is Your First Time, Don't Start Here.
Draxonian Measures
The Third Counsel
Wassail Now On
We Made It.
Special Thanks From Harry and Meghan
Come a Little Closer...
Nuttin.
No, She Doesn't
Pre-Recorded Merry CHRISTMAS!
Opera Blobs
Amazing Space Oddities - and AMOL RETURNS
A Happy Late Solstice To You
12 Daves of Christmas - Part One
Cousin Davey Drops Some Beets
Christmas Card Poses
David Braziel's Christmas Story
Wish Podcasts Kept Playing In The Background?
...And a Happy Voch-lea
Cousin Davey on ''''''''''''Singing'''''''''''''
Post 2017 Chas and Dave
Gotta Catch 'Em All! (FISH I MEAN THE FISH)
All About the Garageband tbf
Don't Throw Those Juices Away
Cousin Davey Has Some Tantrums
Christmas Isn't Christmas Without A Route One Ad Campaign
Vaccine Ambassadors
Advent Calendar!
PERFECTLY CALM bedtime story app
Cousin Davey Has A Pump
A Glass And A Calf
Santa Claus Is Coming...
Utah Facts
Billionaire Babies
Cousin Davey And His Mystery Mouthfuls
#OldSmells
No, We Ain't Got No Onions
Introducing Primrose, the Butcher's Dog
#RealMeyersBriggs
Cousin Davey's Massive Organ Failures
Virtual Christmas Parties
Kenny the Alliterative Carrot
Welcome to the Flip
It's Kurten's
May Cousin Davey Be With You... Always.
God Hates You, Paula White
We're All Sleepy Today.
LINO
Here We Go Again...
It's A Slightly Bad Morning
Yet Another Podcast About Murders
In Which I Am As Cool As A Cucumber
It Was A Perfect Conversation
Cray Fish
I Am So Sorry About The Baked Potato.
School Dinners
AMOL IS BACK
The Island Of Pleasure
We Found DJ The Best
Dave Yapp On The Robots
Boneless Pumpkins
It's Fun To Spray At The YMCA
You should probably listen to yesterday's podcast first.
#FindDJTheBest
Pretty Fly On The White Guy
Regeneron - Ask For It By Name!
Ellen Rose - Game Saves
The K Rate And Why You Have So Few Friends
*Bleep* The President Is In Excellent Health *Bleep*
Pas Disponible en K7
Digital Skillz
VERY Presidential.
Water, Water, Everywhere
Danny Dyer's Genocidal Muppet Show
You've Been 'Talking' In Your Sleep
Passport to Orpington
Great British Bake Off and Q Anon
Shaving the Dog
Pump 'Em and Dump 'Em
Conditions Normal
Gaining My Religion
Priest To Meet You
Bombalurina ft Matt Hancock
I Feel Like Chicken Tonight...
Wings and Things
Spatula - Chapters 4 and 5
France Update - I Found The Smut Stash!
Spatula - Chapter 3
Spatula - Chapters 1 & 2
Dave Yapp - The Sex Tape - Part Two
Dave Yapp - The Sex Tape - Part One
Colonic Immigration
My Highland Buy-Land Adventure That Wasn't
Last Night of the Prongs
200. I mean crikey
Introducing Chief Political Correspondent Jon Holmes
Who Spoke First - the Chicken or the Egg?
DogLooping
Camping With Boris
Carrrrrrmel
The Bristol Stool Chart
The Inglorious Twelfth
Happy Romance Awareness Month!
CNN, Rachel Maddow, Kanye West, Tiny Creatures and Look What We Found!
Evy Lynch Part Two - Minecraft and Stuff
Oh, Boy! It's the Moto Duck!
Oh Cod, I Feel Your Pain
Why Comedy Is Broken
I Think I'll Need A Bigger Bung
Stella Work
Dave Yapp - Wildlife Special
The Sweet Smell of Revenge
P.E. With BoJo
Chipolata... Saveloy!
Game Saves - Evy Lynch
Mm-mm D-anon
A Rushed Report on the Russia Report
Kanye Gig Review ***
Happy Birthday, Alf!
The New One From Drake Yapp
Stylophone Forever
Smart Birds
Game Saves - Jane Slavin
Pigs in Space
Kelner's Kiths
My Cousin Does The Noises For The Talkies
Les Vaches - Rient-elles?
Appropriate Jigginess
Trump's Plan
Game Saves with Jon Holmes
Ra, Ra, Tsar Putin
She Talks To The Animals - Part One
Self-Loathing ERG
What The Duck
Game Saves #1
The BIG Compensating-For-Something Show
Well, I don't FEEL like I bullied you, so...
Ask Me On Line #AMOL Part Two
Ask Me On Line #AMOL Part One
We'll Meet Again, Joe Wicks
This Justin
Ghosted by Alexa
Hashtag Rethink
Dotty! Yop!
Defunded Cops
You Gotta Rowl With It
'My Voice... Is My Password'
There IS No Level 98!
'Philanthropist' ha ha ha
MacGyverrrrrrrrr
Don't Get Done, Get Doms
Geremy Wine Fix It For Me
Be Kind and all that
Take A Walk On The Mild Side
Madonna Solves the Race Riots
Tim Peake is Head Over Heels
Drakey Cokey
Insert Generic Cummings Pun Here
Welcome to Dreamland
Taking The Hucknall
Steve Weirdo here for the ExpectoMatic 500
Troubling Growths Part II
Takes One To Know One
Let's Start A Band!
Wonderful News From Luxembourg!
What is the R Rate? DOES ANYONE KNOW
File Under 'Duck'
Shanghai Jinx
Let's Make Some Coin
Waving Through The Window
Full Of Eastern Vomits
We're All ADDICTS
Praise Cheeses
Ault Universe
Grass Mud Horse
In Which We Take A Brief Holiday
#HotFoodColdFood 1/297
Sorry, Ladies...
This Is Ground Control...
hAiL tO The ChiEfS
It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas
Just Imagine
Spot The Rock!
This Music Is Killing Me
So Long, And Thanks For All The Flies
Goodbye from Miami
Welcome to Miami, circa 2013
LA LA LAAAAAAA
Justin's House
Hurts So Good Friday
Beanz Meanz Raabz
Welcome To My Audi
Raab's Briefs (vigorously)
A Knotty Donut
NTTY Centenary
All About The Amol
Activate ContriveBot
Inside The Chinese Meat Factory
Dirty Seep App
Lemons, Bleach, and Colloidal Silver
Diggin' A Hole
Building Site Safety Tips
Raab It Better
Crispin Odey Is Having A Pretty Good Pandemic Actually
No-One Is Talking About Corn Cakes
The Question Time Air Sniff
This Is Jem Calling
This Is Bedford Calling
Oojamaflip
Amol In Wonderland
What To Do With All That Toilet Paper
Showbiz Fix Pt II
Take It On The Chin
She's Beautiful Though, Innit
FlyBeBot
FlyBeGone
Walter Presents...
My Struggle (and why I am in France)
Ah oui! Monsieur Kelly est a Paris!
Posh Crisps
Dick and Dom in da Bungalow
Pandemic
On Me Head, Son
Friends Reunited
Richard Whiteley's Bedroom
Marr Spars
Whose Meat Would You Eat?
Weirdos, Misfits and Labour Leaders
Flu's Cruise
TGI Flyday
Spies in the Wilds of Westminster
DC Masks
Planes, Trains, and Cliches
Oscars Grouching
Prince Andrew's 60th, Prince Charles' Skanking, and Trump's Movements
Break It Then Kill It
State of the Underwear
It's Finger-Nickin' Good!
Brad Pitt's BAFTA Bants
So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish
Railing Against Privatisation
Colonial Whines
Huawei The Lads
Brexit Coins and Trump's Satanic Pregnancies
Climate Emergency: A Trillion Trees, all planted by Rory Stewart
Davos, Kavos, My Lords, Ladies, Naz and Scooby
Buck Trump
Fox Hunting, Space Archers and Why I Should Be DG
What Happens In Davos... Screws everyone
Gardener's Whorled
ASMR Special
Welcome to the Church of St Rupert
Press 'One' if you are The Queen
Coercion Island is BACK!
Open Wide, Piers
Harry And Meghan Find The Door
Why Jaffa Cakes Are All Wrong PART ONE OF NINE HUNDRED
Tah Tay Tee Toe Two
BBC Bias, Isn't It
Nick... Et Moi Pt 12
Nick... Et Moi Pt 11
Nick... Et Moi Pt 10
Nick... Et Moi Pt 9
Nick... Et Moi Pt 8
Nick... Et Moi Pt 7
Nick... Et Moi Pt 6
Nick... Et moi Pt 5
Nick... Et Moi Pt 4
Nick... Et moi Pt 3
Woke Folktale of New York
Generic Christmas Sentiments
Cats' Litter
Singin' On The Train - A Michael Rosen Special
A Berry Successful PR Campaign
Inside The Telly Factory
Day One. Ground Zero.
OFF THE CLIFF
Come On Then.
Boris, Bulldozers and Bragg
Can I Just Have A Look At Your Mobile Phone, Please?
Who Wants To Be A Billionaire
Unoriginal Sinha, The Interview Tango and Geremy Wine II
Pennsylvania Sick-5000, Swingin' Richard Dawkins, and Banned Christmas Songs
I Called Greg James in 2014, Xmas Pressie Roundup, and More Defective Kates Bush
Will Self-Obsessed, Trumping in Watford, and More Defective Kate Bush
Come And Have A Go If You Think You're Marred Enough
Third Gear and introducing... The Light Footers
The Diary of Fraser Nelson and John Lewis' Christmas Song
The Knife or the Bucket
Blue Story - The Musical!
Be Still, Mogg's Beating Heart
This is an EMERGENCY
Dirty Priti Things
GEREMY WINE LUCKY SHOW
Flo Binston and KPMGee-Whizz
Meat Sweats and Popping Amols
Welcome to Not Today, Thank You!