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Jess & Rohan — 165 episodes

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I kicked a robot

2

Name your price...

3

The Producers Diary | "that sounded like a slur..."

4

Bush

5

Granny panties

6

Bundesnachrichtendienst

7

These are celebrity toes

8

You're the blob!

9

The Producers Diary | "The pouch of Douglas"

10

Were you prairie doggin?

11

Was your issue quality or size?

12

What did that f**king prove?

13

The most unattractive names are...

14

Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry

15

The Producers Diary | "what did you have for breakfast?"

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Its a silk set

17

Bless you

18

Suck the groin of my underpants

19

Forget about it cuh

20

This is crab cuck

21

Its a $30 shirt...

22

I know a few dirt bags...

23

The Producers Diary | "Daddy got it"

24

Shy Guy gave me a buzz and a woody

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25

That's James Bay day

26

SIT DOWN!

27

Don't bears know when you’re menstruating?

28

Eastern Rosellas!

29

The Producers Diary | "Hitting the front is crazy!"

30

Stop trusting claude for every answer

31

I am a genius!

32

Ish?

33

How bigs your vagina?

34

Where is the green sheep?

35

The Producers Diary | "Do you rekon I could be a spy"

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Tight sphincter

37

Stop talking!

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Rekon I could be a spy?

39

Wipe a bum, wipe a nose

40

You bought the $20,000 lamp?

41

The Producers Diary | "oh thats the love of my life"

42

I love to party

43

Go Gus or go bust!

44

Pig sink, pig sink, pig sink!

45

If I get an opportunity to crush cans in the grotto I'm going

46

NOW!

47

The Producers Diary | "good for you"

48

Flying saucepans

49

I do feel like a dumb ass

50

Put this on, shut up and smack me on the ass

51

I already bought the body paint

52

I'm going on a Zac hunt

53

The Producers Diary | "gorJESS"

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A place I can assert some dominance

55

Infarction

56

You're snorlax

57

Diva Down

58

I'm not a loose boy

59

The Producers Diary | "I am a wanker"

60

Does your wife know this story?

61

Shop shut buddy

62

What noise does a rhino make?

63

Solomaxxing

64

The Producers Diary | "menstrual education"

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Big snort full of uncle

66

I got my hopes for the felopes

67

Come here and put your hand over my mouth

68

Oh did you go for a hike?

69

Boys will never know the feeling of holding in a queef

70

The Producers Diary | "hole"

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Swalla la la

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Suck my ass-felt

73

"The perfect vagina"

74

I was in a hole...

75

Sorry gran I gotta go get to my chakra dance class...

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The Producers Diary | "I've gotta stay mysterious"

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Millwaaaaaaaaall!

78

Two's company, three's a crowd and nine's Wheatus

79

I have a confession to make...

80

You look like your first friend was imaginary

81

We have to do a retraction...

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The Producers Diary | "full of hair and gross"

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I'm feeling horny

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Where do you stand on giant nuts?

86

Relax your undies

87

Fiddle with the log

88

The Producers Diary | "old mate just called me a Teletubby"

89

Operation save Mothers Day!

90

That man over there just called me a Teletubby!

91

Noones getting this

92

The O Method

93

What's your policy on yoghurt, are you for or against it?

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The Producers Diary | "shut the f**k up!"

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What chicken do I give off?

96

Mole and pig

97

Happy Birthday Jess!

98

Slits

99

Do you ever say sorry to a mannequin?

100

The Producers Diary | "Thats too much for a stool"

101

Johns just whipped a massive fart

102

You've got a very nice uterus

103

What did you say I blacked out?

104

You know Paul McCartney's from Wings?

105

The Producers Diary | "What are we doing?"

106

I've never seen a person walk slower...

107

Holy shite and hell

108

Stop laughing!

109

I'll put a frown on my face

110

The Producers Diary | "We're a 10 cent show"

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Screw you Claudia!

112

I'm young I don't need lubrication

113

Dreamy browns

114

I might poo my pants

115

I folded in like a taco

116

The Producers Diary | "What"

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T Shirt with your wang out

118

Ok go cheat then

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Angela White follows me...

120

Whimsical

121

Cooking a bird and getting it on

122

The Producers Diary | "Trust me sweetheart I was 16"

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Coffee and vibes

124

I like biceps

125

I registered for Ashley Madison

126

I've been doing but stuff wrong

127

What do I care if you piss on me...

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The Producers Diary | "We work in radio babe"

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Confabulation

130

Shame

131

I'm peaking out

132

BONUS | Who let the croc out!?

133

I reckon you can pick a spitter from a lineup

134

My sugar plum fairy

135

The Producers Diary | "Thats dada!"

136

Jess Fat Tony

137

I'm not Jackie!

138

Are you well hung?

139

A waggle of the hand

140

We are a punishment in prison

141

The Producers Diary | "That sounds like something for a horse"

142

Bag of dildos

143

Avadakedavra

144

WHO CARES!

145

Your not holding my thang

146

Indian head

147

The Producers Diary | "Am I just shit at my job?"

148

I have some shame...

149

Bean buddies!

150

I fear that may be nip

151

Are we a boob or bum show?

152

You didn't tell me that?

153

The Producers Diary | "I feel good doing the bum stuff"

154

Rohan you've got shingles...

155

Why did you get a lobster?

156

All I want to do is bum

157

The Italian stallion

158

Rohan the ruiner

159

The Producers Diary | "I'm watching the nut"

160

Rejuvenate your cheeks

161

That was the lady who asked me for a ciggie!

162

Well thank fa...

163

There's this peanut on Twitch...

164

We still need to work each others gapes out...

165

Jess & Rohan starts January 27!