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If I get an opportunity to crush cans in the grotto I'm going
NOW!
The Producers Diary | "good for you"
Flying saucepans
I do feel like a dumb ass
Put this on, shut up and smack me on the ass
I already bought the body paint
I'm going on a Zac hunt
The Producers Diary | "gorJESS"
A place I can assert some dominance
Infarction
You're snorlax
Diva Down
I'm not a loose boy
The Producers Diary | "I am a wanker"
Does your wife know this story?
Shop shut buddy
What noise does a rhino make?
Solomaxxing
The Producers Diary | "menstrual education"
Big snort full of uncle
I got my hopes for the felopes
Come here and put your hand over my mouth
Oh did you go for a hike?
Boys will never know the feeling of holding in a queef
The Producers Diary | "hole"
Swalla la la
Suck my ass-felt
"The perfect vagina"
I was in a hole...
Sorry gran I gotta go get to my chakra dance class...
The Producers Diary | "I've gotta stay mysterious"
Millwaaaaaaaaall!
Two's company, three's a crowd and nine's Wheatus
I have a confession to make...
You look like your first friend was imaginary
We have to do a retraction...
The Producers Diary | "full of hair and gross"
I'm feeling horny
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Where do you stand on giant nuts?
Relax your undies
Fiddle with the log
The Producers Diary | "old mate just called me a Teletubby"
Operation save Mothers Day!
That man over there just called me a Teletubby!
Noones getting this
The O Method
What's your policy on yoghurt, are you for or against it?
The Producers Diary | "shut the f**k up!"
What chicken do I give off?
Mole and pig
Happy Birthday Jess!
Slits
Do you ever say sorry to a mannequin?
The Producers Diary | "Thats too much for a stool"
Johns just whipped a massive fart
You've got a very nice uterus
What did you say I blacked out?
You know Paul McCartney's from Wings?
The Producers Diary | "What are we doing?"
I've never seen a person walk slower...
Holy shite and hell
Stop laughing!
I'll put a frown on my face
The Producers Diary | "We're a 10 cent show"
Screw you Claudia!
I'm young I don't need lubrication
Dreamy browns
I might poo my pants
I folded in like a taco
The Producers Diary | "What"
T Shirt with your wang out
Ok go cheat then
Angela White follows me...
Whimsical
Cooking a bird and getting it on
The Producers Diary | "Trust me sweetheart I was 16"
Coffee and vibes
I like biceps
I registered for Ashley Madison
I've been doing but stuff wrong
What do I care if you piss on me...
The Producers Diary | "We work in radio babe"
Confabulation
Shame
I'm peaking out
BONUS | Who let the croc out!?
I reckon you can pick a spitter from a lineup
My sugar plum fairy
The Producers Diary | "Thats dada!"
Jess Fat Tony
I'm not Jackie!
Are you well hung?
A waggle of the hand
We are a punishment in prison
The Producers Diary | "That sounds like something for a horse"
Bag of dildos
Avadakedavra
WHO CARES!