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Judge John Hodgman — 817 episodes
Crime and Bunishment and Mailbags
TEASER: Members Only Mailbag June 2026
Passover-ruled
Special Episode: JJHo Visits Tijuana with Al Otro Lado
Pecks and Balances
Is Butter Pecan For Old People?
Lawn and Hors D’oeuvres Live in Los Angeles
TEASER: Members Only Mailbag May 2026
Flush to Judgment (Rerun)
Docket Clearing with Rachel Reid
Trivial Law-Suit
Asparagus Plea Live in Portland
Pace Dismissed
TEASER: Judge John Hodgman Has the Munchies
Criminal In Tent
Casters on Casters: John Hodgman, Dan McCoy, Jesse Thorn, and Stuart Wellington
Captain Do Not Disturb
Requesting an Immediate Hinge Junction
Pain and Suffer Ring
TEASER: Members Only Mailbag March 2026
Power of My Turny
Juggernaut, Lest Ye Be Judged
Justice Delayed
Suing, and a Mistrial
TEASER: Members Only Mailbag February 2026
Body-ody-ody of Evidence
Not in My Fur-isdiction
States Rights... and States Left
Let Them Eat Case at SF Sketchfest
No Running Backsies
Post-Holiday Leftovers
Probst-bate Court
The Fight to Remain Silent
Oops! All Jello! JJHo Holiday Party 2025
TEASER: Members Only Mailbag December 2025
Snack Judgment with Michael Ian Black & Tom Cavanagh
I Declare a Hisstrial
Exposition is Nine Tenths of Guffaw
An Undigested Bit of Beef LIVE in Brookline
TEASER: Members Only Mailbag November 2025
Opening the Members Only Mailbag
Why Don't We Get Drunk and Sue LIVE at SF Sketchfest
There Will Be French Toast With Nick Offerman
TEASER: October 2025 Members Only Mailbag
Shut Your Payhole
Sole Benefishiary
Bed, Bath, and Begone
Animal/Vegetable/Criminal
Pro-Betamax Court
Nom de Broom Live in Vancouver
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Running Gag Order
Comfort Feuds With Kenji López-Alt & Deb Perelman
I Was Dreaming When I Wrote This, So Sue Me if I Judge Too Fast LIVE in Portland, ME!
Subpoena Royale
TEASER: Members Only Mailbag August 2025
Probable Jaws
The Rule of Make it Two
Dragonian Law
Klutz Action Lawsuit Live in Burlington
Turtle Power of Attorney
TEASER: Members Only Mailbag July 2025
Butt Pics and Smart Dogs with Janet Varney
Texas Hold'em in Contempt
Justice is Blinds
Judge John Hodgman Presents: Jordan, Jesse, Go! "Potions & Lotions, with Jason Mantzoukas"
Kayfabeas Corpus Live in Turners Falls MA
TEASER: June 2025 Members Only Mailbag
Mayo it Please the Court
Breeches of Contract
Persimmon to Approach the Branch
4K No Los Dos
TEASER: Members Only Mailbag May 2025
Cruel and Two Casserole Punishment Live in St. Paul
Costco Rope Drops
Objection D'Art
Shelf Incrimination
The Meeple's Court Live in Madison
TEASER: Members Only Mailbag April 2025
Baby Grand Jury
Bouilla-biased
A Jewelry of Your Peers in Ann Arbor
Time and Rubbishment
TEASER: Members Only Mailbag March 2025
TEASER: Lawn and Hors D'oeuvres Live in Los Angeles
Statute of Imitations
Small Claymations Court
TEASER: Judge John Hodgman Spring Break Party
Juvenile Court is Back!
Facetime Served
Gulpable Negligence
Barking and Entering
The Pegacorn Brief Live in Pittsburgh
Cease and Toxoplasmosist
Cavy-at Emptor
Until Death Drew You Art
New Year, New Systems
Ocean Spray-beus Corpus Live in Philadelphia
A Gift From JJHo!
Medical Pal Practice at SF Sketchfest
Aiding in a Bed-in
I'll See You and Raise Your Right Hand
Wet Suit
Extended Munching
Road Court in New York City
Squatters Rights
Motion to Adorn
Live From Van Freaks Roadshow in Charlottesville, VA
Junk, and this Quarterly
JJHO Presents: E Pluribus Motto!
Judicious Minds
Knee High Crimes and Misdemeanors
Van Freaks Roadshow in Portland Maine
TEASER: Members Only Mailbag September 2024
Alliums For Life
Van Freaks Roadshow in Durham
Mordor in the Court
(I Can't Get No) Legal Action
Van Freaks Roadshow in Atlanta
Teaser: Members Only Mailbag August 2024
A Turning Client Privilege
Case at the Bat
Cape Codable
Van Freaks Roadshow in Austin
Claw and Door-der
Teaser: Members Only Mailbag July 2024
Gingersnap Judgment
Van Freaks Roadshow in Washington DC
May it Freeze the Quart
J'Accruise!
TEASER: Members Only Mailbag June 2024
Friends of Negin
Clear and Present Banger
So Help Me Goth or Whatever
Van Freaks Roadshow in St. Paul
TEASER: Members Only Mailbag May 2024
The Right to a Speedy Denial
In Photo Parentis
Krispy Kreme and Punishment
Van Freaks Roadshow in Madison
Star Witnesser
Submerger and Acquisitions
TEASER: Members Only Mailbag April 2024
Property Cousins
Court Martial, Martial, Martial!
Juvenile Court With Kurt Braunohler
Paul F. Topics
Flush to Judgment
TEASER: Kinding Them With Kindness Part 2
It's Justice Not Cricket
Van Freaks Roadshow Live in Chicago
Cease and De-List
Motion to Diss-sis
Live From Lexington
Reading is Fun-Defendant
Chew Process
Power Off Attorney
Obstruction of Just Ice
Live From Dublin, Ireland
Spellcast! The Get Along
JJHO Office Holiday Party 2023
Clapital Offense
Car-edible Witness
Convection Overturned
Personal Gingery Lawyer
No Pun and Shut Case
Live From Boston 2023
Condiment Crimes
You Can't Hurdle the Truth
Fearing the Shocket
Better Call Parasol
S'morder in the Court
Emotion to Dismiss
Live From London 2023
Online Beefs With Taylor Lorenz
Injunction Junction
Case: The Rainbow
No-Glow Contendere
Statute of Lamentations
Diss Bard
Per-roll Hearing
Criminal Elm-ement
Special Prosciutto-cutor
Full Court Press
Mandatory Sentencing Guidelines
RERUN: Dad Nauseam
Fight Court
The Bicycle Grief
The Host with the Most, with Janie Haddad Tompkins
Live from Los Angeles
Persona Non Grata Catch 'Em All
Getting Justice Today
Dolly Pardon
Hot, Tubular, Non-Sandwich Beef
FlavorHub
This Is The Name Of Your Mullet
Live from SF Sketchfest
Grudge Match
Live from Denver
A Priori Engagement
No Legume to Stand On
Forge Majeure
Kanga and Roo Court
Butt Money with David Lindsay-Abaire
Live from Portland, OR
Live from Seattle
Live from Port Townsend, WA
Acting in Bat Faith
Blob Babies
Misdenomer
Family Feuds
Meld in Contempt
The Egg, The Nog and the Holy Sprite (RERUN)
Filing For Skankruptcy
Case Sera, Sera
Sing the Wall Song
Plea Cute
Hodgman's Desiccation Declaration
Jawn Order
Homer Confinement
Crust-ody Hearing
Judge of the Darned
Birthday B.S. Corpus
Bad News, Heirs
Persona Non Carta
Habeas Cropus
The Deceitful Dish
Trivial Lawsuit
New England Style Justice Chowder
Scheduled For Adrainment
Fast Juice and Air Cured Beef
Death Cab or Sue Me
Subarule of Law
Marbits and a Mayo Knife
Live From Lincoln Center's Summer for the City
Big Gondola Guy
Pico de Trial
Top Golf Mansion
Hearspray
All Weirdsies With Linda Holmes
Numerical Order in the Court
Snap Judgment
Into The Ralphaverse
My Legal Pony (RERUN)
Skip The Almonds, Flush The Toilet
Huzzah the Ringer!
Pleat Bargain
Sue Chef
Mulch and Bison
The Duality of Jean
Class Bee Spellony
Hot Bread
The Thank You Light
Request For Ex-Tradition
Pup-Lick Defender
David Rees is Like the Wind
Suing For Soul Custody
Potable Cause
Juvenile Court Returns Again!
Hampering With the Evidence
Dr. Goofus and Mr. Gallant
Inside the Green Monster
A Chime For All Seasons
Rashomom (RERUN)
The Egg, The Nog, and The Holy Sprite
Eating In A-Bed-Ing
Gruel and Unusual Punishment
Cuddle Formation
Judge, Jury, And Extra-Cushions-For-Her
Trialceratops
The Veil of Honor
Not Today, Satanbot
Fancy Ducks vs Fancy Geese
Spooky Day, Spooky Night
Fright Court
Auntie Anne-icus Brief
Preliminary Herring
Double In-Dented-Ty
Live Dangerously, Look Terribly
Live Upside Down or Die
Mr. G & Professor K
The Return of Juvenile Court
The Motion is Cary Granted
Maine Hospitality
Sweet Corn Season
Hubble Jeopardy
The Full Micky
What Else Is There to Do?
Right to a Fair Earring
Might As Well Judge (Rerun)
Citation For Glittering
Docket Deep Cuts
Hot Drink Legend
The Mighty Eagle of Mid-Tier Comedy Performers
The Party Kitchen
Coke or Grain
There's an APPellate Court For That
Amicus Beef
Shootin' the Bries - Episode 2
May it Please Descartes
Peter Piper's Prerogative
This Illustrated Man
A Donut of One's Own
What Half Man Wrought
Litter Crime
My Own Avocado Creation
Send Podcasts, Lobster Roll
Logging a Case in A-pellet Court
The Crumble One
The J Squad and Lil Monte
There's No Southwest in Space
The Maine of Breakfast Cereals
My Wife Likes it With Peaches
Forensic Mom and Unnamed Creepout Boy
Willy and Nilly
You Can't Stop Justice
Maine's Holiday Boy
A Rollicking Docket
Taking This Week Off!
Grocery Store Quilts
A Gallon of Scallops
Jean's Heat Lamp Terrarium
Cat-or-Dogical Imperative
Mr. Clicky Keys
The Gentleman Leaf Thief
Die Flederhaus
An Ampersand-Lopez Goof Party
Mr. Commode's Wild Ride
The Doctorow Doctrine
Brush with the Law
Tippecanoe and Zelda Too
Corn Husk Dolls and Pumpkinheads
Fun With Words and Lexicographer Emily Brewster
Here's the Story
Cobb Salad With Alan Ruck
Contempt of Torte
Neverlandmark Case
The Shears Club
Animal Crossing Examination
Birthday Parties to the Dispute
Vampirical Evidence
You Can't Acquit With Us
Office Supply Caper
Trash Can Detective
Dance Dance Resolution
The Best of Weird Dads
Judge of Sandwich, Massachusetts
The Sponge Leaver's Wife
Live From SF Sketchfest 2020
Trash Action Lawsuit
Right of Shirts Refusal
Licorice Adjacent Flavor
Garbagemas Eve
Live From the Murmrr Theatre in Brooklyn, NY
Live From Boston, MA at the Wilbur Theatre
The Ballad of Silvia, Fernando, and the Cat
The Hammer of Distraction
Good Old Onion Shop
Live From Portland Maine at the State Theatre
Objection! Sustainable
A Zither Jam
The Magic of Leap Year
Live in Washington DC at the Lincoln Theatre
Holiday Leftovers
Tattoos of Limitations
SerenDIPity
Live From Atlanta 2019
German Engine Hearing
Edict of Worms
There is No Diner Jail
Live in Durham at the Carolina Theatre 2019
Reheat Offender
Tried Green Tomatoes
Daylight Savings Crime
Live from Toronto at the Danforth Music Hall 2019
Occam's Frasier
Right to Redress
Traffic Stopper
You've Got Bail!
Stick and Move and No New Butterfinger
The Skeleton Brief
Snickerdoodiligence
Sluice Juice
Achoodication
Dowager Mayor
This is the Sound of a Gamble
The Smoking Pun
Tough Talk With LeVar Burton
Side Effects May Include Justice
Coda Conduct
Blob Justice
Aiding and A-petting
Barbecuties
Niles and Dobbs
Law Cucaracha
Spirit World of the Law
Misappropriation of Funs
Live From Los Angeles at the Regent Theater 2019
Bitter Bean Juice
Moms Are Gonna Mom
Open House Arrest
Gesundfight
Making Stock, Taking Stock
Live From Los Angeles 2019
And Baby Makes Plea
Yankee Boot Swap
Life Hacks With Judge John Hodgman
Live From San Francisco Sketchfest 2019
Forced Arbor-tration
280 Character Witness
Tic or Tac
Inbox, Outbox, Catbox, Birdbox
Live From Portland, Oregon 2019
Live From Seattle 2019
Double Histameanor
Throwin' Bows
Live From Vancouver 2019
Contempt of Carport
Spider Buddies
Quid Pro Ho Ho Ho
Small Names Court
Wreathing Havoc
Juris-diction
What An Age We Live In
Torch Reform
Pizza is a Gift
Me-maw & Order
Verdict Through the Grapevine
Cos-plagiarism
Slunch Buggy No Punch Backs
R and Arbitration
The JJHo Old Timey Newsreel
Remodel Behavior
Requesting an Immediate Ingestion
Classic Friendaround
Jerky Duty
Don't Call the Next Witness
Race Closed
Jerseyprudence
Waffle House Arrest
Nein Tense of the Law
Swipe Right to Remain Silent
Statute of Celebrations
Much Ado About Clothing
Edible Arraignments
Into the Teal
Live From Chicago 2018, Part 2
The Booth, the Whole Booth, and Nothing But the Booth
The Whistle Throne
Live From Chicago, 2018
Dance Like No One is Showering
Across State Felines
Wedding Clashers
Eminent Bromain
The Most Beautiful Man in Jurisprudence
Tambourine With the Evidence
Yappy Trails
Beyond a Reasonable Bout
Chips Annoy!
Legal Jar Gone
Refrigerator Firefighter
Judge's Court, Judge's Rules
Undisclosed Financial Settlement of Catan
Shut Your Spy Hole!
The Battlestar Galactist Generation
Tux Evasion
Duplo Jeopardy
Transcendental Irritation
Moral High Ground vs. Moral Pit
Live From San Francisco Sketchfest, 2018
Check Pleas
Chandler Braggin' on Beeps
Coq Au Ban
Lodging: A Complaint
Seating Arraignments
Ayn Rand Out!
Grouse Negligence
Marco? Justice!
Phantom Stereo Repair Shop
Live from the London Podcast Festival 2017, Part 2
Bonus Episode: Jesse Thorn Interviews John Hodgman for Bullseye
Turing Testimony
Public Befriender
Pro Patink All the Way
Live from the London Podcast Festival 2017
A Podcast for the Problemless
Live From Brooklyn , NY 2017
Planted Evidence
He Bed, She Bed
Fudgie the Bail
Little Weirdsies
Sport Reform
Nap Judgment
Burden of Pooch
Buffalo Wild Writs
Muzzbarketing and Morning Beverages
Live in Chicago at Very Very Fun Day 2017
Might as Well Judge
Common Law Carriage
Innjustice
Deep in the Misanthropy Hole
Live From SF Sketchfest 2017
Scaritime Law
Vehicular Man-Squatter
Sisterhood of the Gaveling Pants
New Schemes to Violate the Social Contract
Live From the London Podcast Festival
In Flagrante Delicto
Justice Extruded is Justice Denied
Live From Washington, DC
Too Many Cooks Spoil the Borth
DNA NDA
In-lawful Gathering
The Emoluments Pause
Oculus Miffed
Live From Philadelphia, PA 2016
Married to the Ghost of George Washington
Robe Hate Court
When I Say Justice, You Say Served
Live From Brooklyn, NY 2016 Part 2
First Come, First Seat, Third Served
Witnessing the Badger
The Hallowed Y'alls of Justice
Live From Brooklyn, NY 2016
Woodsy Bob Newhart
Conifer Emptor
First Whirlpool Problems
A Jury of Your Tears
Live From Boston, MA 2016
Are We Fair Yet?
A Betrayal of Crust
Grass Action Lawsuit
Hostile Fitness
Live From Turners Falls, MA 2016
Pile of Pits
Live from Portland, Maine 2016
Separation of Church and Date
Improvable Cause
Blind Justice
Feast and Desist
Mommy Nearest
Hallmark of Justice
Motion to Strike a Pose
This is the Sound of a Raffle
Big Chomp
On Advice of Console
Divan Judgment
The Night to Remain Silent
Object the Halls With Boughs of Justice
Assault and Hey Batter Battery
Deadly Poke Bush
Exit, Stage Fright
Dad Nauseam
Paw and Order
In Combat Chambers
Capital T and That Rhymes With P and That Stands for Justice
Grand Theft Risotto
All Laws Are Off
Livin' That CALI415 Life
No Acquitting for Taste
In Moto Parentis
Jesse Finds a Crux
Baggage Claims
Anecdontal Evidence
Greasy Rider
Decease and Desist
The Cradle of Pizza Civilization
Wrecks Libris
Phone of Contention
A Toast to Serra Angels
The Glass-Action Lawsuit
Bros Before Globes
Miami Memories
Live from SF Sketchfest 2016
Commedia della Morte
The Nog Tank
The Long-Sleeved Arm of the Law
Guilty as Charred
Hockey Dockey Christmas
Textual Harassment
Pedantry of My Own
Trial By Kombat
A Little Dockey
Grime and Punishment
Shut Your Pious Hole
The Slight Freaks
Oh, Goodie
The Hard of Hearing
It May or May Not Take a Village
Rewind is a Sometimes Command
Feliz Gravitas
No-show Contendere
A Nothingburger Sort of Thing to Do
Go Set a Tip Jar
Justice De-furred
Waiting for the Drop
Eminent Toe-main
I Want My nth TV
Good Time Summertime Docket Clearin'
Axed and Answered
Troll-o Contendere
Battle of the Podcast Stars
An Alchemic Clark Bar of Delight
Great Balls of Ire
The Santa Suit
Just the Two of Us
Reduce, Reuse, Accuse
The Downer Party
Judgin' Like It's 1992
Kung Fu Fighting with Jean Grae
Sunrise Upset
The Defense Rests
Moon and Stars
Schnapp Judgment
The Puck Stops Here
Habeas Spiritus
Impersona Non Grata
Sweet Relish
Bigfoot II
Legalhosen
Spit Decision (Live from SF Sketchfest)
The Hodgman Dubbel
Mi Casa Es Shoeless Casa
The Grandfather Claws
Do You Want to Hoard Some Snowglobes?
The Secret Room of Chambers
Novus Annus, Novum Judicium
TL;DNR
Pizza Parley
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Chambers
I Pledge a Grievance to the Flag
Cease and De-Thrift
The Commune-ish Manifesto
Campering with the Evidence
Return to Chambers
Vehicular Hound Inside
Clearing the Docket
Amicus Grief
MaxFunWeek
Hear She, Shear He
In Chambers
D-I-Why?!
The Burden of Goof
Failure to Appear
Unreasonable Scorch and Leisure
Gross Misconduct
Daily Security Beefing
The Leisure Suit
Monte Belmonte Python
Hunter-Gaveler
Queasy Rider
Brocavore
My Legal Pony
Wake Me Up Before You Go, Bro
O Brother, Where Parked Thou?
Backseat Jiver
Laissez Hair
Cold Case
The French Correction
The Waiting Game
Tipping the Scales of Justice
Honey Don't
Two's Company
The Perp Walk
Visitation Rights
God Save the Teen
Arraigning Cats and Dogs
Sic Semper Dramatis
J'accuzi
Honk If You Love Justice
Science Friction
A Trial of Two Cities
Command Quit
Moped Operandi
Father Gnaws Beast
Namer vs. Namer
The Department of Corrections
Martial Law
Kitchen Loco Parentis
The Judge John Hodgman Holiday Special
Badgering the Waitress
Six Feet Plunder
Case Your State
Resisting a Rest
The Right to Remain Silent
Exit Partay
Criminal In Tent
May It Breeze the Court
Strictly Courtroom
Lingua Fracas
Horseless Miscarriage of Justice
12 Angry Birds
There's No Crime Like the Present
Weight Weight... Don't Judge Me!
Coast Mortem
Emergency Podcast System
Reckless Endungeonment
So Help You Pod, or Whatever
Halal in the Family
Odor in the Court
Taxi Evasion
Lawn and Order
Shut Your Pie-Troll 2
Permanent Record
Fitness for the Prosecution
Uniform Code of Podcast Justice
Court-o-Potty
A Danderous Precedent
Veranda Rights
Seating Arraignment
A Room With a Feud
Dischord is Now in Session
Trivial Peer Suit
To the Victor Goes the Spoiled
The Birthday Suit
Gas, Grass or Justice
Justice Abhors a Vacuum
Courtlandia
The Book Case
Judge and Jewry
All Dogs Go to Trial
Possessions in Nine-Tenths of a Car
Bench Warrant
Polly Wanna Justice?
Bleached and Mounted Bones of Contention
Rhapsody in Blue
Grow v. Blade
Coming Out of the Supply Closet
The Chastity Bet
Away With the Manger
Probable Claus
Thanks, But No Pranks
The Statute of Physical Limitations
Ipso Lacto
Dog Duty
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Slob and B.F.F.-R.I.P.: Live at WNYC's Greene Space
Sort Reform and The Right Not to Bare Arms: Live at WNYC's Greene Space
Live Freon or Die
The Obligatory Name Drop
Irre-console-able Differences
The Mother Tongue
Passing the Bar
Snooze Control
Cigarettiquette
The Split Screen Decision
Gavelbangers Ball
The Nominative Case
Probable Cos-Play
The Golden State Debate
Night Food Court
The Cluck Stops Here
Call in the Family
Antisocial Networking
Crumber vs. Crammer
A Quashed Plot Never Spoils
Nature Versus Nerd-ture
My Dinner with Ennui
Sibling Drivalry
Chevy Case
Spare the Hodg, Spoil the Child
Rashomom
Judge John Hodgman 57: A Wing and A Player
Early Man
Battle Royale
Die Flederhaus
Cannery Row
The Stick Shift Rift
The Wedding Clashers
Double Dog Dare
The Master's Disaster
The Wonderful, Terrible, Terrible Towel Trouble
The Carry On Carryings On
The Clap Trap
Apocalypse Row
The Bedding Crasher
Triple Word Scorn
Driving Miss Drowsy
Out of REC-order
The Abuse of Flower Power
Slash-Friction
Pepperoni Pauper
Panta-Lunacy
Beard Science
Unbanded Brothers
De Plane
Hors d'oeuvres in the Court
The Cow Beef
Garbage Man and Wife
Ob-Law-Di, Ob-Law-Da
Justice is Out There
The Battle of the Baton
The Friendship Inquest
The Toot Dispute
The Girlfriend and the Grasshopper
The Bedroom Three-way
Arby's-tration
Tips, Tricks and Justice
You Say Tomato, I Say Justice
An Appeel-ate Case Decision
The Ironman Trial-Athlon
The Colbert Rapport
Parents Just Don't Understand
The Potluck Problem
Sesame Street Justice
Snob V. Slob
The Tahitian Take-Out
You Say Martucci, I Say Martucci
The Case of the Youthful Indiscretions
The Cone-tractual Dispute
The Parenthetical Petition
To Tree Or Not To Tree
The Lion's Den
The Lovely Couple
The Long-Necked Custody Battle
Judge Hodgman: Tear Down That Wall
Are Machine Guns Robots?
Dish Soap or Hand Soap?