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101

Smothered in Chili, Mushroom Coffee helps bloating, Tweed in the 505, Naughty Knicker advent Calendar.

102

The Sneeze, El Tel, Plunger Season,Napoleon complex

103

Frisky Air freshener, men hiding in Bathrooms, Spice level warning, Fake accents

104

The moistness of the bird and other Turkey Tips, God’s grub-The Croissant, I will not wear an ugly Christmas jumper

105

Bogey Brail, Poppadom crack, the Bro Station, Breath like Jacks piss, Disgusting behaviour

106

Tomato beads, Potato star signs, No Nut Movember, Shart office chair

107

Welly Wanging, The Doodles favorite smoked chicken juice, manly soap, The Bond Blimp

108

Man’s Mipple Bra, Christmas decorations at Halloween, back to front Y-fronts, Not the November bucket list, Split the bill

109

Yellow Pillows are good luck, Race for the Tres Leche, Mince Pie quality auditor, Autumn frost bite

110

Right Buttock cheek is possessed, Scorpion and Spider in Vacuum cleaner, What do Europeans search about Brits?

111

DIY Only Fans, Vet prescribes Girlfriend anti-depressants, Corn-pop collage in bed.

112

Couches whilst queuing, Egg jittery again, be mediocre; life is easier. No to Breath work influencers!

113

The Janitors nook, the shape of your poo, forget #thebachelor try #nakedattraction

114

British people squeezing into small spaces, the Airplane grunter! Children choose between the new iPhone and great teeth!

115

The Autumn Come-back show, The sloppy mouth Towel pt2, Toothpaste everywhere, emotional support Alligator. Stationhead Radio debut!

116

My favorite, long lost coat hanger. Only 35 Navy blue sweaters left! Nessie is real; again. Horrible hoarders.

117

Raised Yellow truck and little man syndrome, Penultimate Crows nest show, Mr Writer and notetaker, communal showers

118

Food delivery to wrong house, jelly feet and oily leg, Fat leg ripped jeans, Jesus chicken

119

Tikka Masala Rubber John, Gym Hot boxing, Big plates, The most Pro phone ever! Bishop the dog.

120

Rollercoaster love, Super Hero Moobs, Missing red Sock Portal Vortex, AI watching my knickers spin

121

Volcanic bloody nose tsunami, Can’t hear you Muther, Tatties & Tattoos, Mutton jobs, Super hero’s with moobs.

122

Rotten Mango Roulette, Bamboo boxers, My Loo seat is my home, the forgotten grocery item.

123

Naked German Wolfman, Hot Vicky Hovland, Caterpillar Eyebrows, The Nostril disaster

124

Gwennie’s Bread, Irish Butter the best, Bobbles on the tongue, Succulent.

125

Ice,Ice addict, American Cricket Jumpers, Cyclist Hawtrey body’s, no-slot generation

126

Hungry Lionesses, Parky, Pickled Ice cream, Listening to the podcast whilst bathing the Dog.

127

Drug Smuggler Sharks, Pond Sharks, perfect rice, Nostril grooming, Long socks & short shorts.

128

Harry’s Polka to Deutschland, the poisoned German flatulent sandwich, Uber to pick up your own food, random Totem poles

129

Mammoth Balls, Giant Yorkshire puddings, Ice in Bubbly, somebody to dry my lugs!

130

Royal Banana eating etiquette, wrist circumference equals body type, stop people sitting next to you hack, Leaf intimacy, humans dressed as bears.

131

Romantic side of a Cow, I do like to be beside the seaside, cutting ones toe nails correctly, the tingle of a sensitive invigoration!

132

Popcorn smuggling and popcorn popping everywhere! Musk she get married again, Big Bird costume, History’s longest nose

133

A bald, bearded, short man wins! A damp squib, Cricket and Rain. Rain, Rain go away!

134

Chalk man rediscovers appendage, Jiggery pokery, Republican Sugar Daddy’s, Steep British Stairs.

135

Ugly Magnum’s, Balls Chutney, Chocolate Biscuits Vs Cookies, The Two Boris’ and a Horse show!

136

Play up, Play up and win the game! Knotted Handkerchief and Cricket, #theAshes, Man ponders his giant Cucumber, Bendy Bully.

137

The Hairy back Straw Poll, Pen at the Pool, Ice cream tongue gymnastics, detestable London 1632

138

The 300th Soirée, Those magnificent Englishmen,Gin drinking machines, a light sprinkling of innuendo

139

Sore Spinning fingers, American Dentist stalking British clients,Tree game near the Tee game, Ashes, Elton’s Finale

140

Big Snacks and a huge middle Stump, Split Teabag and vigorous spoon action, Dad’s feet pt2, What kind of Cheese is your Man?

141

Artisanal Chocolate Cake & Cricket, Bugs sucking the double chin, Butt lift on the 9th hole, The Ashes nap regiment.

142

The Fox burp, Omega-3 Granola, Gentleman’s Dress shirt jogging club, Old School puddings.

143

The Big Cheese, Red Trouser Brigade, A British Doctor’s philosophy, The baguette plane.

144

Frisky Pterodactyls, Spring Spears, The Bread Index, Party like you are not a Puritan!

145

Smells like rancid butter, Baked Bean Brigade, the Six pack latex suit, the wonder of Vicks.

146

If Pesci and I had a Son , Snakes on the Links, Cheese Rolling injuries, Crumbly Flakes in the Mr Whippy.

147

Mystery of the Apple, Scattered Gummies, Gull gonad’s, The 70’s Love Maid, Soak the Snag’s

148

The Battered Sausage, Tea for two billion, Power squatting whilst grasping leashes, Scented Vicar Dog collar for insect repellant.

149

Trim the Trolls feet, Disco dump, Elasticated Lederhosen, Evaporated milk delight.

150

Mummy’s Boy, Probiotic Rhubarb, Chatting an ol time skill, Wet trotters, short legged Neanderthal.

151

What’s in your Trolley? Through the eyes of a Swiftie, the Coronation disguise, bursting the Wallpaper bubble.

152

Son of an Uber driver preacher woman, the Clumsy partner eye roll, Public oiling, anticipate the creases!

153

Charles the eccentric, The Coronation sandwich Tower of Power, Finger sandwiches, A cup of tea and a piece of cake.

154

Wear Sunscreen, Pork Crackling arms, No rumpy-pumpy I’m Rob, Tanning Trousers.

155

Pop Rocks under the folds, French road wall, Cheese Broccoli soup, Diverticulitis the Greek stomach philosopher.

156

Slow motion Krakatoa, Whuffings, Injured on redundant exercise equipment, King Quiche, Feed the Squirrels.

157

Pickled Beetroot mould, Hog Hikes, Emotional support Donkey’s, Turd Tinder

158

The University Trunk, I am not the Taxman, Flat butt belt, Tupperware Bean Mystery

159

Jesus Shoes, Death by actual Chocolate, Dinosaurs are just weird looking birds, Who is “she”? The cat’s Mother.

160

Bad British tippers at the Pink Flamingo, Oh la la! We have no baguettes. Gold bar biscuit, Tippex and Navy blue jumpers, an army of menacing squirrels.

161

I will not let my Pain au Chocolat go stale! The Polka dot sock apology, Yellow sign’s mean Shark, Gorilla joyride.

162

Boris the Opera singing Taxi Driver, Scooby Doo’s Fred Jones’ Blonde Wig, Challenge Chappy.

163

April Foolosophy

164

“Make sure you wear something you don’t mind getting dirty”. My Workman’s aftershave. My favourite Vindaloo! The Loo meteorite…

165

The Rampling Podcaster Pt 1, Melted White Chocolate bunny on the chest, Joy then suffering: Weekend home improvement projects. Barter your services.

166

The Nora Shatty’s, Is Green Hot tub water okay? No confidence flatulence, Are the boys in the Barracks?

167

Baked Bean shrapnel. Paddy. Hugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew. Luther & Blofeld’s Martini.

168

Breaking the Morse Code:The last Endeavour.

169

Don’t leave me alone in a room with chocolate, Good gnashers to eat corn, How to spot a Brit abroad?

170

Posher Doo-doo bags,Blood Orange Magic, Bear Marvel hero-Super Ted, Crab like walk

171

Rapping Greenkeeper, Teatime for Tay Tay, Pooh Horror, Dad dancing tips.

172

Keep Calm and eat Carbs at Lent, the Chaotic Maze.Turnips, Tramps and Thieves, Snowy Days and Wednesdays.

173

Chappy Chat Bot, Britain’s oldest naughty toy, Ancient Egyptian Sphincter, How do you like your toast?

174

Bit a Butter, Woodpecker Beak, Big Ol head, Posture improving Boxers.

175

Doctors Blair & Sunak, Refrigerator Etiquette, the best piece of the Cone, Voice messages in your voice.

176

Forget the Game start Valentines Day early! The delivery Balloon, Aliens eat mash and are jealous of fries.Inflatables to stop chaffing thighs..

177

The Emperor of Easy, Burt, smooth mash potatoes, Easy does it! What the World needs now is Love Sweet Love.

178

The Button Down Shirt, the curse of romance. Worlds oldest Rubber Johnny, burying my head in the sand watching football, the color of the Yolk.

179

Bully’s Special Prize, Toilet paper two grow Mushrooms,Breakfast Baked Potato, Crusts are my favourite!

180

Is the bath big enough for the Podcast? Mature Cheddar the miracle food for pregnancy! Salty Old Sea Dog Sneakers.

181

Fish and Chips at the end of the World, Asteroid, Curry and not sweating, losing ones Spectacles

182

Ballerina in the Snow, The Alan’s, Nudist Colony rules, Social Climbing experiment: M really likes W not H!

183

Harry envied William’s Sausage, British Bangers, Glass Onion the modern take on the classic Detective yarn. You know you are getting old when you..

184

Bed n’Berries Edition, Columbo on the weekend, Play Misty, Wild Game Crisps.

185

Beautiful Bare Nostrils, the Snostril update, the Potty driver, Jesus in Meaty Pizza grease.

186

The Full English Breakfast a turnoff? Never!!! Uber Drivers Spy, Spy Squirrels, New Year new Coasters.

187

By Royal Frozen Appendage, The Ginger Stallion. Boogie Vs Boogie Vs Bogey Vs Booger. Oh Bugger!

188

A Loo special, Carry-On at your own Convenience,New Year, new under crackers, the Tingly Interchange, Donkey Milk.

189

A Ghostly British Christmas Carol

190

How to Curtsy, The Bacon Battle, Should I Hoodie? The Pharaoh of Peppermint Bark

191

White Lotus Italiano mix, The festive Chocolate finger nail, The separation of Mac and Cheese, A Christmas Story not an appreciation!

192

Jusqu’a la baguette blue croustillante, Neighbourly Opera, Puffer Jacket and re-cycled Spaghetti, My rambunctious washing machine is a thrusting young buck!

193

St Crispin’s Day, the Baguette vs Hovis loaf Joust, Fish Finger Croissant, an Inkling of victory…

194

Freeze Lions,Big Pig in a Duvet, Football Crazy,Broomstick Hurling,Pickled Weiner, Shaven Mr Bigglesworth.

195

The Great Bustard, Bellow Rumpy Puppy,Perk the Flat Dad Bottom, Seasonal Pickled Onions

196

The Christmas Sandwich:an appreciation, British Gobbledygook, Egg scare, the Crowns floral print sofa, Contraceptive Codpiece.

197

Tap dancing Chap, Uber Stuck, little pinky, Bad Clam, Left over mash, Stir it up Sunday.

198

Frozen Doner kebab on the Crampons, Psychic Alpaca,hooker Ghosts, Jumbo Pickle day

199

A finger of Fudgesicle, Small Hands, a Sandringham imposter, The Crown reprise, What would happen if British man won the American Lottery? Festive Sandwiches.

200

The Red drip, Licking a Toad in Tweed, Christmas Pudding Crisps, A Trifle nice, Your Posh Girl name.