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Kicking & Streaming — 346 episodes
The Substance or: How I Learned to Love Myself First
Together or: How I Learned Not to Drink the Cthulaid
Absolute Power or: How I Learned to Be a Jewel Thief
Coming to America or: How to Escape an Arranged Marriage
Cats: or How I Learned About Superfecundation
Sister Act or: When Catholic Guilt Saves the Day
The Secret of NIMH or: How We Learned Knowledge is Power
The Brave Little Toaster or: How I Survived a Cult of Appliances
The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement or How to Land a Lord in 30 Days
Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams :(
King Kong or: How I Learned the Dangers of Animal Trafficking
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
The Chronicles of Narnia or How to Rule as a Teenager Without Really Trying
Deck the Halls or: How to Make Your House Visible From Space
The Parent Trap or: How I Learned There's No Summer Camp in London
Cheaper by the Dozen or: How I Learned Eight Really is ENOUGH
A Nightmare on Elm Street or: Learning Horror Concepts Have Limits
Monster House: or Extreme Home Makeover Gone Wrong
Tarzan: or How I Learned Leopards DO NOT LIVE THAT LONG
Pocahontas: Or the Revisionist of Revisionist
The Hunchback of Notre Dame or: The Very Peak of Disney Artistry
Hercules or: How I Learned Zeus Was a Huge Dick
Beauty & the Beast or: How I Learned Not to Be a Dick to the Uglies
Mulan or: How I Learned to Work Smarter, Not Harder
Aladdin or: How I Learned to Beeeeee Myself (REBROADCAST)
The Lion King: or How I Learned Everything is Derivative
A Goofy Movie or: How I Learned to Find the Quality Cringe
The Little Mermaid or: How Disney Got Her Groove Back
One Survivor Remembers
Easy A or: How I Fell in Love with Emma Stone
Speak or: How I Learned the Importance of Art Therapy
Jennifer's Body: or How I Learned to Sacrifice a Virgin
Thelma & Louise or: The Original Ride or Die Duo
Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire or: How I Became OBsessed with The Simpsons
Wakko's Wish or: How I Learned to Wish for Your Community
Hello Kitty and Friends Christmas or: How I Fell in Love with Sanrio Characters
Balto or: How I Learned Dogs Can Be Racist(?)
Amadeus or: How I Fell in Love with Classical Music (Pt.2)
Amadeus or: How I Fell in Love with Classical Music (Pt.1)
Evita or: How I Learned Movie Musicals Can Be Boring
V for Vendetta or: How I Learned Governments Should Be Afraid of Their People
Beetlejuice or: How I Learned to Haunt Ethically
The Conjuring or: How James Wan Did Amityville Horror
The Descent or: How I Learned Spelunking is Dumb
The Silence of the Lambs or: How I Learned the FBI Benefits from Women
Saltburn or: How I Came to Fear Barry Keoghan
Black Swan or: How I Learned Natalie Portman Could Dance Ballet
Flightplan or: The First Time Ross Was Gaslit by a Film
Knowing or: How I Learned to Prophesize the End of the World
The West Wing Pilot or: How I Fell in Love with Political Dramas [REBROADCAST]
Aladdin or: How I Learned to Beeeeee Myself
What Dreams May Come or: How I Learned to Navigate the Afterlife
Bicentennial Man or: How I Learned Ross Wouldn't Give "Robots" Rights
Patch Adams or: How I Fell in Love with Pablo Neruda
Zero Dark Thirty or: How I Learned How to Catch UBM
War Games or: How to Win at Tic-Tac-Toe
Elizabeth the Golden Age or: The Extremely Disappointing Sequel
Olympus Has Fallen or: How I Learned to Trust(?) Gerard Butler
Moulin Rouge or: How I Learned the Difference Between Baz and Bad Lurhman
Mamma Mia or: How I Fell in Love with Meryl Streep
Happy Feet or: How I Learned There is No Guin
Across the Universe or: Thanks for Everything, Julie Taymor
Kiki's Delivery Service or: How I Learned About Creative Burnout
Belle or: How I Learned Not to Go Viral
Princess Mononoke or: How I Learned Not to Stray From Nature
AKIRA or: How I Learned to Invoke Meatball Mode
St. Elmo's Fire or: How I Became Fascinated with Post-College Life
The Breakfast Club or: How I Became Nostalgic for the 80's
16 Candles or: How I Learned Not All John Hughes Movies Are Good
The Outsiders or: How I Learned to Stay Golden
Horrible Bosses or: How I Learned About Hostile Work Environments (REBROADCAST)
Dinosaur or: How I Learned to Defeat Cher in Battle
The Flintstones: or How I Learned the Invention of Concrete
The Land Before Time or: How I Learned to Not Be a TriCERAtops
Jurassic Park or: How I Learned Life Uh Uh Finds a Way
A Christmas Carol or: How I Learned It’s Actually a Ghost Story
Edward Scissorhands or: How I Learned to Spot the Beauty in the Spooky
Gremlins or: How I Learned There Are Creatures in the Coffee Maker
Black Christmas or: How I Became Terrified of the Piano
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring [PATREON TEASER]
JFK or: How I Learned Oliver Stone is Unhinged (Pt.2)
JFK or: How I Learned Oliver Stone is Unhinged (Pt.1)
[REBROADCAST] The Iron Giant or: How I Learned to Choose My Own Path
Halloween or: How I Learned Not to Turn My Back on Michael Myers
Sweeny Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street: or: How I Learned Sondheim Was a Genius
Hide and Seek or: How I Learned to Question EVERYONE
Scooby Doo or: How I Learned to Solve a Mystery
[PATREON PREVIEW] The Haunting Of Hill House: Steven Sees a Ghost (Pt.1)
Bee Movie or: How I Learned to Seize the Means of Production
Looney Tunes Back in Action or: How Daffy Got His Groove Back
Lady in the Water or: How I Learned M. Night Can Be Petty
James and the Giant Peach or: How I Learned the Concept of Chosen Family
The Never-Ending Story or: How I Learned Cope with Horse Death
Stranger Than Fiction or: How I Fell in Love with Will Ferrell
Dead Poet’s Society or: How I Learned the Importance of Poetry
The Pagemaster or: How Learned Not to Trip in Libraries
The Sandlot or: How I Learned Who Babe Ruth Was
Secondhand Lions or: How I Learned to Ask Old People Questions
What’s Eating Gilbert Grape or: How I Learned About Content Misery
Lincoln or: How to Survive a White Parade of Pontification (Pt.2)
Lincoln or: How to Survive a White Parade of Pontification (Pt.1)
Chicago or: How I Learned the Wrong Way to Get Famous
Philadelphia or: The One Where We’re Mad at Denzel Washington
J. Edgar or How I Learned Leo Can Do that Accent
Brokeback Mountain or: How Queer Cowboys Broke *Me*
Forrest Gump or: How I Learned About Fate vs. Chance
Ever After or: How I Fell in Love with Drew Barrymore
Mighty Joe Young or: How I Fell in Love with Charlize Theron
Flubber or: How Ross Started Having Flight Dreams
Who Framed Roger Rabbit or: How I Learned to Embrace My Toony Side
Spaceballs: or How I Learned to Harness the Schwartz
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story or How I Learned It’s Easy to Cut Yourself in Half
Cabin in the Woods or: How I Learned to Keep Subterranean Deities At Bay
Bridesmaids or: How I Learned Not to Make it All About Me
Steel Magnolias or How I Learned There’s No Such Thing As Natural Beauty
The First Wives Club or: How I Learned the Enterprise of Revenge
Heavenly Creatures or: How I Learned the Concept of Folie à Deux
My Week with Marilyn or: How I Fell in Love with Michelle Williams
Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein or: How I Learned Frankenstein is a Love Story
Thumbelina or: How I Fell in Love with a Fairy Prince
The Rosa Parks Story or: How I Fell in Love with Angela Bassett
Les Miserables or: How I Fell in Love with Tom Hooper (Pt.2)
Les Miserables or: How I Fell in Love with Tom Hooper (Pt.1)
Home Alone 3 or: How I Learned to Thwart Holiday Espionage
The Family Stone or: How I Learned to Let My Freak Flag Fly
The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie: or How I Learned to Embrace My Inner Child
Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events or: How I Learned Not to Adapt a Book Series
Rugrats in Paris or: How I Learned Not to Marry Someone in 3 Days
Harriet the Spy or: How I Fell in Love with Rosie O’Donnell
The Babadook or: How I Learned Not to Keep Grief in the Basement
Insidious: Chapter 2: or How I Learned Horror Sequels Can Be Good
Insidious or: How I Learned About Astral Projection
Ghostbusters or: How I Learned Never to Cross the Streams
The Haunting or: How I Learned About Owen Wilson’s Wow
Mean Girls or: How I Learned to Navigate Girl World
The Perks of Being a Wallflower or: How I Learned to Participate
The Goonies or: How I Learned the Adventure is Good Enough
Stuart Little or: How I Learned All Families Look Different
10 Things I Hate About You or: How I Fell in Love with Heath Ledger
My Girl or: The One Where Carie Always Cries
The Secret Garden or: How I Learned About the Winter of Grief
John Adams: Join or Die (Pt.1) - Patreon Preview
The Master of Disguise or: How I Learned Not All Childhood Favorites Are Gems
Big Fat Liar or: How I Learned the Truth is Not Overrated
Max Keeble’s Big Move or: How I Learned to Stand Up for the Little Guy
The Princess Diaries or: How I Fell in Love with Anne Hathaway
Top 5 Performances By LGBTQ+ Actors (Film & Television)
The Hours or: How I Learned the Importance of Small Moments
Judy or: The One Where Ross Cries
The Road to El Dorado or: How I Began Projecting Queerness in Movies
The Wizard of Oz or: How I Fell in Love with Judy Garland (REDBROADCAST)
August Osage County or: How I Learned to Set Boundaries
Little Miss Sunshine or: How I Learned It’s Okay to Fail
Spy Kids or: How I Fell for Antonio Banderas and Carla Gugino
The Prize Winner of Defiance Ohio or: How I Learned About Contesting (REBROADCAST)
The Reaping or: How I Learned Scientific Theories About the Plagues
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat or: How I Fell in Love with Donny Osmond
Jonah: A Veggietales Movie or How I Learned the Value of Compassion and Mercy
The Prince of Egypt or: How I Learned the Value of Self-Determination
The Man in the Iron Mask or: How I Learned About The Three Musketeers
Elizabeth or: How I Learned About the Reformation (Rebroadcast)
The King’s Speech or: How I Learned About Elocution
A Knight’s Tale or: How I Learned to Joust
The Color Purple (Pt.2) or: How I Fell in Love with Whoopi Goldberg
The Color Purple (Pt.1) or: How I Fell in Love with Whoopi Goldberg
Little Shop of Horrors or: How I Learned Not to Let Romance Consume Me
Shrek 2: or How I Fell in Love with Jennifer Saunders
Hi From Hiatus: A Betty White Support Group and What We’ve Been Watching
Annie or: How I Learned Kathy Bates Could Sing
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York or: How I Learned to Make the Same Movie Twice
Jingle All the Way or: How Turbo All the Jamie Was Born
Christmas Nicktoons: Arnold‘s Christmas & Christmas Who?
REBROADCAST: A Bug‘s Life or: How I Learned There is Strength in Numbers
The Incredibles or: How I Learned Not All Heroes Wear Capes
Finding Nemo or: How I Learned to Just Keep Swimming
Monsters Inc., or How I Learned There Are Monsters In My Closet
Toy Story or: Why I Suspected My Toys May be Sentient
Sleepy Hollow or: How I Learned About Bloodplay
Saw or: How I Came to Fear Tobin Bell
The Witches or: How I Learned to Spot a Witch
Misery or: How I Fell in Love with Kathy Bates
Galaxy Quest or: How I Learned to Never Give Up and/or Surrender
Signs or: How I Learned to Spot Miracles
Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius or: How I Learned Never to Talk to Strangers
War of the Worlds or: Tom Cruise Runs from Aliens for Two Hours
REBROADCAST | Independence Day or: How I Learned the Difference Between Patriotism and Nationalism
Planet Terror or: How I Fell in Love with Rose McGowan
Kill Bill Vol. 2 or: How I Learned to Make a Man's Heart Explode
Kill Bill Vol. 1 or: How I Learned Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold
Sin City or: How I Came to Enjoy Gratuitous Violence
The Iron Giant or: How I Learned to Choose My Own Path
Holes or: How I Fell in Love with Sigourney Weaver
The Sandlot or: How I Learned Who Babe Ruth Was
The Patriot or: How I Came to Resent Mel Gibson
Hairspray or: How I Learned I Deserve toTake Up Space
But I'm a Cheerleader or: How I Learned About the Queer Clueless
The Favourite or: How I Learned Queen Anne Was Queer
The Wizard of Oz or: How I Fell in Love with Judy Garland
Howl's Moving Castle or: How I Learned About Pacifism
Sailor Moon R: The Promise of the Rose or: How I Fell in Love with the Magical Girl Genre
Pokemon, the First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back or: How Pokemon Made Me Cry
Spirited Away or: How I Fell in Love with Miyazaki
The 40-Year-Old Virgin or: How I Realized Virginity Is a Construct
Dodgeball or: How I Learned the 5 D's of Dodgeball
The Hangover or How I Learned I Can't Handle Vegas (ft.Guest Host Gavin Pehler)
Horrible Bosses or: How I Learned About Hostile Work Environments
BIlly Elliot or: How I Learned Boys Can Do Balley
Elizabeth or: How I Learned About the Reformation
Contagion or: How I Learned How Diseases Spread
Space Jam or: How I Learned the Legend of Michael Jordan
Big Fish or: How I Learned Movies Can Gaslight You
The Princess Bride or: How I Fell in Love with Modern Fairytales
My Best Friend's Wedding or: How I Learned Ross Loves Dermot Mulroney
The Phantom of the Opera or: How I Fell for Andrew Lloyd Webber
The Adjustment Bureau or: How I Learned Humanity Can't Make Adult Decisions
Hi From Hiatus! 2021
Home Alone or: How Learned of the Holy Trinity (Chris Columbus, John Hughes, & John Williams)
Bonus Features: Elf Outtakes
Elf or: How I Learned to Spread Christmas Cheer
The Polar Express or: How I Learned Seeing is Believing
Christmas with the Kranks or: How I Learned You Can't Escape Christmas
Bonus Features:Cats Don't Dance Outtakes
Cats Don't Dance or: How I Learned Scott Bakkula Can Sing
Bonus Features: Matilda Outtakes
Matilda or: How I Learned Children Can Punish Their Parents
Bonus Features: The Producers Outtakes
The Producers or: Why I Miss Broadway
Bonus Features: 13 Going on 30 Outtakes
13 Going on 30 or: How I Learned Not to Grow Up Too Fast
Bonus Features: West Wing Outtakes
The West Wing Pilot or: How I Fell in Love with Political Dramas
Insidious or: How I Learned About Astral Projection
Bonus Features: The Haunted Mansion
The Haunted Mansion or: How I Learned Nothing Takes 20 Minutes
Bonus Features: Fright Night Outtakes
Fright Night or: How I Learned to Kill Vampires
Bonus Features: Corpse Bride Outtakes
Corpse Bride or: How I Learned Purgatory is a State of Mind
Bonus Features: I Robot Outtakes
I Robot or: Technology Ethics 101
Bonus Features: The Village Outtakes
The Village or: How I Learned to Embrace Beauty
Bonus Features: The Iron Lady
The Iron Lady or: How I Learned About Margaret Thatcher
Bonus Features: Driving Lessons Outtakes
Driving Lessons or: How I Fell in Love with Laura Linney
Bonus Features: Repo Outtakes
Repo! The Genetic Opera or: How I Learned Goodfellas Can Sing
Bonus Features: Last Action Hero Outtakes
Last Action Hero or: How I Learned to Laugh at Action Movies
Bonus Features: Hook Deleted Scenes and Outtakes
Hook or: How I Learned Never to Grow Up
Bonus Features: Slither Outtakes
Slither or: How I Fell In Love with Nathan Fillion
Bonus Features: Atlantis Outtakes
Atlantis: The Lost Empire or: How I Fell in Love with Adventure Stories
Bonus Features: Chicken Run Outtakes
Chicken Run or: How I Learned to Fly
Bonus Features: A Bug's Life Outtakes
A Bug's Life or: How I Learned There is Strength in Numbers
Freedom Writers: Deconstructing White Savior Movies Pt.2
Bonus Features: The Help Outtakes
The Help: Deconstructing White Savior Movies Pt. 1
Bonus Features: The Birdcage Outtakes
The Birdcage or: How I Learned Nathan Lane is an Onion
Bonus Features: To Wong Foo Outtakes & Adventures in Avatar
To Wong Foo: Thanks For Everything, Patrick Swayze
Bonus Features: RENT Outtakes
RENT or: How I Learned to Live in the Moment
Bonus Features: Freaky Friday Outtakes
Freaky Friday or How I Fell in Love with Body-Switching Stories
Bonus Features: Juno Outtakes
Juno or: How I Learned Teen Pregnancy Isn't the End of the World
Bonus Features: The Prize Winner of Defiance Ohio Outtakes
The Prize Winner of Defiance Ohio or: How I Learned About Contesting
Bonus Features: Mermaids Outtakes
Mermaids or: How I Learned Cher Can Act
Bonus Features: Jumanji Outtakes
Jumanji or: Why I Build Lore Around Board Games
Bonus Features: Twister Outtakes
Twister or: How I Learned About Storm-Chasers
Bonus Features: Titanic Trivia & Outtakes (Pt.2)
Titanic or: How I Fell in Love with Historical Epics (Pt.2)
Bonus Features: Titanic Trivia & Pt.1 Outtakes
Titanic or: How I Fell in Love with Historic Epics Pt. 1
Bonus Features: Female Biopics and Outtakes
Top 10 Favorite Female Performances
Bonus Features: She's the Man Outtakes
She's the Man or: How I Learned About Toxic Masculinity
Girl, Interrupted or: How I Fell in Love with Angelina Jolie
Bonus Features: A League of Their Own Outtakes
A League of Their Own or: How I Learned Sports Teams Should Be Coed
Bonus Features: History Trivia & Iron-Jawed Angels Outtakes
Iron-Jawed Angels or: How I Learned About the Silent Sentinels
Bonus Features: Crazy Stupid Love Outtakes
Crazy Stupid Love or: How I Learned Soul Mates Are Made
Bonus Features: My Big Fat Greek Wedding Outtakes
My Big Fat Greek Wedding or: How I Learned About Culture Clash
Bonus Features: Valentine's Day Outtakes
Valentine's Day or: How I Learned About Fake Holidays
Bonus Features: Sleepless in Seattle Outtakes
Sleepless in Seattle or: How I Learned to Be in Love in a Movie
Bonus Features: Labyrinth Trivia & Outtakes
Labyrinth or: How I Learned David Bowie Can't Juggle
Hi From Hiatus!
Bonus Features: How the Grinch Stole Christmas Outtakes
Bonus Features: The Holiday Outtakes
How the Grinch Stole Christmas or: How I Learned About Toxic Commercialism
The Holiday or: How I Developed a Crush on Jack Black
Bonus Features: A Muppet's Christmas Carol Outtakes
A Muppets Christmas Carol or: How I Fell in Love with Christmas Movies
Bonus Features: The Stepford Wives Outtakes
The Stepford Wives or: How I Learned to Question Gender Roles
Bonus Features: The Nightmare Before Xmas Outtakes
The Nightmare Before Christmas or: How I Learned to Appreciate Stop-Motion Animation
Featurette: Our Longest Tangent Yet
Bonus Features: The Blair Witch Project Outtakes
The Blair Witch Project or: How I Fell In Love With Found Footage Films
Bonus Features: Casper Outtakes
Casper or: How I Learned to Be Comfortable with the Concept of Death
Bonus Features: Silent Hill Outtakes
Silent Hill or: How I Learned Sean Bean Doesn't Always Die
Featurette: Ross is Being Haunted
Bonus Features: Hocus Pocus Outtakes
Hocus Pocus or: How I Learned the Value of Siblinghood
Bonus Features: Cinderella Outtakes
Cinderella or: How I Learned Whitney Houston Was a Goddess
Bonus Features: Mrs. Doubtfire Outtakes
Mrs. Doubtfire or: How I Fell in Love With Robin Williams
Bonus Features: The Devil Wears Prada Outtakes & Deleted Scenes
Featurette: The September Issue
The Devil Wears Prada or: How I Learned Fashion Was Serious Business
Featurette: Carie & Ross Do Movie Trivia!
Kindergarten Cop or: How I Learned About Stranger Danger
Bonus Features: Chicken Little Outtakes
Chicken Little or: How I Learned Not to Panic
Bonus Features: Grease 2 Outtakes
Grease 2 or: How I Learned to Love a Bad Movie
Bonus Features: The Dark Crystal Outtakes
The Dark Crystal or: How I Learned That Jim Henson is a Wizard
Bonus Features: Ross Stars in Shrek the Musical
Shrek or: How I Learned That True Love Isn't Perfect
Bonus Features: Ross's Independence Day Resurgence Rant
Independence Day or: How I Learned the Difference Between Patriotism & Nationalism
Featurette: Our First Mic Check
My Cousin Vinny or: How I Learned That Sexism Will Cost You