All Episodes

The Brave Little Toaster or: How I Survived a Cult of Appliances

The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement or How to Land a Lord in 30 Days

Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams :(

King Kong or: How I Learned the Dangers of Animal Trafficking

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

The Chronicles of Narnia or How to Rule as a Teenager Without Really Trying

Deck the Halls or: How to Make Your House Visible From Space

The Parent Trap or: How I Learned There's No Summer Camp in London

Cheaper by the Dozen or: How I Learned Eight Really is ENOUGH

A Nightmare on Elm Street or: Learning Horror Concepts Have Limits

Monster House: or Extreme Home Makeover Gone Wrong

Tarzan: or How I Learned Leopards DO NOT LIVE THAT LONG

Pocahontas: Or the Revisionist of Revisionist

The Hunchback of Notre Dame or: The Very Peak of Disney Artistry

Hercules or: How I Learned Zeus Was a Huge Dick

Beauty & the Beast or: How I Learned Not to Be a Dick to the Uglies

Mulan or: How I Learned to Work Smarter, Not Harder

Aladdin or: How I Learned to Beeeeee Myself (REBROADCAST)

The Lion King: or How I Learned Everything is Derivative

A Goofy Movie or: How I Learned to Find the Quality Cringe

The Little Mermaid or: How Disney Got Her Groove Back

One Survivor Remembers

Easy A or: How I Fell in Love with Emma Stone

Speak or: How I Learned the Importance of Art Therapy

Jennifer's Body: or How I Learned to Sacrifice a Virgin

Thelma & Louise or: The Original Ride or Die Duo

Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire or: How I Became OBsessed with The Simpsons

Wakko's Wish or: How I Learned to Wish for Your Community

Hello Kitty and Friends Christmas or: How I Fell in Love with Sanrio Characters

Balto or: How I Learned Dogs Can Be Racist(?)

Amadeus or: How I Fell in Love with Classical Music (Pt.2)

Amadeus or: How I Fell in Love with Classical Music (Pt.1)

Evita or: How I Learned Movie Musicals Can Be Boring

V for Vendetta or: How I Learned Governments Should Be Afraid of Their People

Beetlejuice or: How I Learned to Haunt Ethically

The Conjuring or: How James Wan Did Amityville Horror

The Descent or: How I Learned Spelunking is Dumb

The Silence of the Lambs or: How I Learned the FBI Benefits from Women

Saltburn or: How I Came to Fear Barry Keoghan

Black Swan or: How I Learned Natalie Portman Could Dance Ballet

Flightplan or: The First Time Ross Was Gaslit by a Film

Knowing or: How I Learned to Prophesize the End of the World

The West Wing Pilot or: How I Fell in Love with Political Dramas [REBROADCAST]

Aladdin or: How I Learned to Beeeeee Myself

What Dreams May Come or: How I Learned to Navigate the Afterlife

Bicentennial Man or: How I Learned Ross Wouldn't Give "Robots" Rights

Patch Adams or: How I Fell in Love with Pablo Neruda

Zero Dark Thirty or: How I Learned How to Catch UBM

War Games or: How to Win at Tic-Tac-Toe

Elizabeth the Golden Age or: The Extremely Disappointing Sequel

Olympus Has Fallen or: How I Learned to Trust(?) Gerard Butler

Moulin Rouge or: How I Learned the Difference Between Baz and Bad Lurhman

Mamma Mia or: How I Fell in Love with Meryl Streep

Happy Feet or: How I Learned There is No Guin

Across the Universe or: Thanks for Everything, Julie Taymor

Kiki's Delivery Service or: How I Learned About Creative Burnout

Belle or: How I Learned Not to Go Viral

Princess Mononoke or: How I Learned Not to Stray From Nature

AKIRA or: How I Learned to Invoke Meatball Mode

St. Elmo's Fire or: How I Became Fascinated with Post-College Life

The Breakfast Club or: How I Became Nostalgic for the 80's

16 Candles or: How I Learned Not All John Hughes Movies Are Good

The Outsiders or: How I Learned to Stay Golden

Horrible Bosses or: How I Learned About Hostile Work Environments (REBROADCAST)

Dinosaur or: How I Learned to Defeat Cher in Battle

The Flintstones: or How I Learned the Invention of Concrete

The Land Before Time or: How I Learned to Not Be a TriCERAtops

Jurassic Park or: How I Learned Life Uh Uh Finds a Way

A Christmas Carol or: How I Learned It’s Actually a Ghost Story

Edward Scissorhands or: How I Learned to Spot the Beauty in the Spooky

Gremlins or: How I Learned There Are Creatures in the Coffee Maker

Black Christmas or: How I Became Terrified of the Piano

Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring [PATREON TEASER]

JFK or: How I Learned Oliver Stone is Unhinged (Pt.2)

JFK or: How I Learned Oliver Stone is Unhinged (Pt.1)

[REBROADCAST] The Iron Giant or: How I Learned to Choose My Own Path

Halloween or: How I Learned Not to Turn My Back on Michael Myers

Sweeny Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street: or: How I Learned Sondheim Was a Genius

Hide and Seek or: How I Learned to Question EVERYONE

Scooby Doo or: How I Learned to Solve a Mystery

[PATREON PREVIEW] The Haunting Of Hill House: Steven Sees a Ghost (Pt.1)

Bee Movie or: How I Learned to Seize the Means of Production

Looney Tunes Back in Action or: How Daffy Got His Groove Back

Lady in the Water or: How I Learned M. Night Can Be Petty

James and the Giant Peach or: How I Learned the Concept of Chosen Family

The Never-Ending Story or: How I Learned Cope with Horse Death

Stranger Than Fiction or: How I Fell in Love with Will Ferrell

Dead Poet’s Society or: How I Learned the Importance of Poetry

The Pagemaster or: How Learned Not to Trip in Libraries

The Sandlot or: How I Learned Who Babe Ruth Was

Secondhand Lions or: How I Learned to Ask Old People Questions

What’s Eating Gilbert Grape or: How I Learned About Content Misery

Lincoln or: How to Survive a White Parade of Pontification (Pt.2)

Lincoln or: How to Survive a White Parade of Pontification (Pt.1)

Chicago or: How I Learned the Wrong Way to Get Famous

Philadelphia or: The One Where We’re Mad at Denzel Washington

J. Edgar or How I Learned Leo Can Do that Accent

Brokeback Mountain or: How Queer Cowboys Broke *Me*

Forrest Gump or: How I Learned About Fate vs. Chance

Ever After or: How I Fell in Love with Drew Barrymore

Mighty Joe Young or: How I Fell in Love with Charlize Theron

Flubber or: How Ross Started Having Flight Dreams

Who Framed Roger Rabbit or: How I Learned to Embrace My Toony Side

Spaceballs: or How I Learned to Harness the Schwartz

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story or How I Learned It’s Easy to Cut Yourself in Half

Cabin in the Woods or: How I Learned to Keep Subterranean Deities At Bay

Bridesmaids or: How I Learned Not to Make it All About Me

Steel Magnolias or How I Learned There’s No Such Thing As Natural Beauty

The First Wives Club or: How I Learned the Enterprise of Revenge

Heavenly Creatures or: How I Learned the Concept of Folie à Deux

My Week with Marilyn or: How I Fell in Love with Michelle Williams

Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein or: How I Learned Frankenstein is a Love Story

Thumbelina or: How I Fell in Love with a Fairy Prince

The Rosa Parks Story or: How I Fell in Love with Angela Bassett

Les Miserables or: How I Fell in Love with Tom Hooper (Pt.2)

Les Miserables or: How I Fell in Love with Tom Hooper (Pt.1)

Home Alone 3 or: How I Learned to Thwart Holiday Espionage

The Family Stone or: How I Learned to Let My Freak Flag Fly

The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie: or How I Learned to Embrace My Inner Child

Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events or: How I Learned Not to Adapt a Book Series

Rugrats in Paris or: How I Learned Not to Marry Someone in 3 Days

Harriet the Spy or: How I Fell in Love with Rosie O’Donnell

The Babadook or: How I Learned Not to Keep Grief in the Basement

Insidious: Chapter 2: or How I Learned Horror Sequels Can Be Good

Insidious or: How I Learned About Astral Projection

Ghostbusters or: How I Learned Never to Cross the Streams

The Haunting or: How I Learned About Owen Wilson’s Wow

Mean Girls or: How I Learned to Navigate Girl World

The Perks of Being a Wallflower or: How I Learned to Participate

The Goonies or: How I Learned the Adventure is Good Enough

Stuart Little or: How I Learned All Families Look Different

10 Things I Hate About You or: How I Fell in Love with Heath Ledger

My Girl or: The One Where Carie Always Cries

The Secret Garden or: How I Learned About the Winter of Grief

John Adams: Join or Die (Pt.1) - Patreon Preview

The Master of Disguise or: How I Learned Not All Childhood Favorites Are Gems

Big Fat Liar or: How I Learned the Truth is Not Overrated

Max Keeble’s Big Move or: How I Learned to Stand Up for the Little Guy

The Princess Diaries or: How I Fell in Love with Anne Hathaway

Top 5 Performances By LGBTQ+ Actors (Film & Television)

The Hours or: How I Learned the Importance of Small Moments

Judy or: The One Where Ross Cries

The Road to El Dorado or: How I Began Projecting Queerness in Movies

The Wizard of Oz or: How I Fell in Love with Judy Garland (REDBROADCAST)

August Osage County or: How I Learned to Set Boundaries

Little Miss Sunshine or: How I Learned It’s Okay to Fail

Spy Kids or: How I Fell for Antonio Banderas and Carla Gugino

The Prize Winner of Defiance Ohio or: How I Learned About Contesting (REBROADCAST)

The Reaping or: How I Learned Scientific Theories About the Plagues

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat or: How I Fell in Love with Donny Osmond

Jonah: A Veggietales Movie or How I Learned the Value of Compassion and Mercy

The Prince of Egypt or: How I Learned the Value of Self-Determination

The Man in the Iron Mask or: How I Learned About The Three Musketeers

Elizabeth or: How I Learned About the Reformation (Rebroadcast)

The King’s Speech or: How I Learned About Elocution

A Knight’s Tale or: How I Learned to Joust

The Color Purple (Pt.2) or: How I Fell in Love with Whoopi Goldberg

The Color Purple (Pt.1) or: How I Fell in Love with Whoopi Goldberg

Little Shop of Horrors or: How I Learned Not to Let Romance Consume Me

Shrek 2: or How I Fell in Love with Jennifer Saunders

Hi From Hiatus: A Betty White Support Group and What We’ve Been Watching

Annie or: How I Learned Kathy Bates Could Sing

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York or: How I Learned to Make the Same Movie Twice

Jingle All the Way or: How Turbo All the Jamie Was Born

Christmas Nicktoons: Arnold‘s Christmas & Christmas Who?

REBROADCAST: A Bug‘s Life or: How I Learned There is Strength in Numbers

The Incredibles or: How I Learned Not All Heroes Wear Capes

Finding Nemo or: How I Learned to Just Keep Swimming

Monsters Inc., or How I Learned There Are Monsters In My Closet

Toy Story or: Why I Suspected My Toys May be Sentient

Sleepy Hollow or: How I Learned About Bloodplay

Saw or: How I Came to Fear Tobin Bell

The Witches or: How I Learned to Spot a Witch

Misery or: How I Fell in Love with Kathy Bates

Galaxy Quest or: How I Learned to Never Give Up and/or Surrender

Signs or: How I Learned to Spot Miracles

Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius or: How I Learned Never to Talk to Strangers

War of the Worlds or: Tom Cruise Runs from Aliens for Two Hours

REBROADCAST | Independence Day or: How I Learned the Difference Between Patriotism and Nationalism

Planet Terror or: How I Fell in Love with Rose McGowan

Kill Bill Vol. 2 or: How I Learned to Make a Man's Heart Explode

Kill Bill Vol. 1 or: How I Learned Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold

Sin City or: How I Came to Enjoy Gratuitous Violence

The Iron Giant or: How I Learned to Choose My Own Path

Holes or: How I Fell in Love with Sigourney Weaver

The Sandlot or: How I Learned Who Babe Ruth Was

The Patriot or: How I Came to Resent Mel Gibson

Hairspray or: How I Learned I Deserve toTake Up Space

But I'm a Cheerleader or: How I Learned About the Queer Clueless

The Favourite or: How I Learned Queen Anne Was Queer

The Wizard of Oz or: How I Fell in Love with Judy Garland

Howl's Moving Castle or: How I Learned About Pacifism

Sailor Moon R: The Promise of the Rose or: How I Fell in Love with the Magical Girl Genre

Pokemon, the First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back or: How Pokemon Made Me Cry

Spirited Away or: How I Fell in Love with Miyazaki

The 40-Year-Old Virgin or: How I Realized Virginity Is a Construct

Dodgeball or: How I Learned the 5 D's of Dodgeball

The Hangover or How I Learned I Can't Handle Vegas (ft.Guest Host Gavin Pehler)

Horrible Bosses or: How I Learned About Hostile Work Environments

BIlly Elliot or: How I Learned Boys Can Do Balley

Elizabeth or: How I Learned About the Reformation

Contagion or: How I Learned How Diseases Spread

Space Jam or: How I Learned the Legend of Michael Jordan

Big Fish or: How I Learned Movies Can Gaslight You

The Princess Bride or: How I Fell in Love with Modern Fairytales

My Best Friend's Wedding or: How I Learned Ross Loves Dermot Mulroney

The Phantom of the Opera or: How I Fell for Andrew Lloyd Webber

The Adjustment Bureau or: How I Learned Humanity Can't Make Adult Decisions

Hi From Hiatus! 2021

Home Alone or: How Learned of the Holy Trinity (Chris Columbus, John Hughes, & John Williams)

Bonus Features: Elf Outtakes

Elf or: How I Learned to Spread Christmas Cheer

The Polar Express or: How I Learned Seeing is Believing

Christmas with the Kranks or: How I Learned You Can't Escape Christmas

Bonus Features:Cats Don't Dance Outtakes

Cats Don't Dance or: How I Learned Scott Bakkula Can Sing

Bonus Features: Matilda Outtakes

Matilda or: How I Learned Children Can Punish Their Parents

Bonus Features: The Producers Outtakes

The Producers or: Why I Miss Broadway

Bonus Features: 13 Going on 30 Outtakes

13 Going on 30 or: How I Learned Not to Grow Up Too Fast

Bonus Features: West Wing Outtakes

The West Wing Pilot or: How I Fell in Love with Political Dramas

Insidious or: How I Learned About Astral Projection

Bonus Features: The Haunted Mansion

The Haunted Mansion or: How I Learned Nothing Takes 20 Minutes

Bonus Features: Fright Night Outtakes

Fright Night or: How I Learned to Kill Vampires

Bonus Features: Corpse Bride Outtakes

Corpse Bride or: How I Learned Purgatory is a State of Mind

Bonus Features: I Robot Outtakes

I Robot or: Technology Ethics 101

Bonus Features: The Village Outtakes

The Village or: How I Learned to Embrace Beauty

Bonus Features: The Iron Lady

The Iron Lady or: How I Learned About Margaret Thatcher

Bonus Features: Driving Lessons Outtakes

Driving Lessons or: How I Fell in Love with Laura Linney

Bonus Features: Repo Outtakes

Repo! The Genetic Opera or: How I Learned Goodfellas Can Sing

Bonus Features: Last Action Hero Outtakes

Last Action Hero or: How I Learned to Laugh at Action Movies

Bonus Features: Hook Deleted Scenes and Outtakes

Hook or: How I Learned Never to Grow Up

Bonus Features: Slither Outtakes

Slither or: How I Fell In Love with Nathan Fillion

Bonus Features: Atlantis Outtakes

Atlantis: The Lost Empire or: How I Fell in Love with Adventure Stories

Bonus Features: Chicken Run Outtakes

Chicken Run or: How I Learned to Fly

Bonus Features: A Bug's Life Outtakes

A Bug's Life or: How I Learned There is Strength in Numbers

Freedom Writers: Deconstructing White Savior Movies Pt.2

Bonus Features: The Help Outtakes

The Help: Deconstructing White Savior Movies Pt. 1

Bonus Features: The Birdcage Outtakes

The Birdcage or: How I Learned Nathan Lane is an Onion

Bonus Features: To Wong Foo Outtakes & Adventures in Avatar

To Wong Foo: Thanks For Everything, Patrick Swayze

Bonus Features: RENT Outtakes

RENT or: How I Learned to Live in the Moment

Bonus Features: Freaky Friday Outtakes

Freaky Friday or How I Fell in Love with Body-Switching Stories

Bonus Features: Juno Outtakes

Juno or: How I Learned Teen Pregnancy Isn't the End of the World

Bonus Features: The Prize Winner of Defiance Ohio Outtakes

The Prize Winner of Defiance Ohio or: How I Learned About Contesting

Bonus Features: Mermaids Outtakes

Mermaids or: How I Learned Cher Can Act

Bonus Features: Jumanji Outtakes

Jumanji or: Why I Build Lore Around Board Games

Bonus Features: Twister Outtakes

Twister or: How I Learned About Storm-Chasers

Bonus Features: Titanic Trivia & Outtakes (Pt.2)

Titanic or: How I Fell in Love with Historical Epics (Pt.2)

Bonus Features: Titanic Trivia & Pt.1 Outtakes

Titanic or: How I Fell in Love with Historic Epics Pt. 1

Bonus Features: Female Biopics and Outtakes

Top 10 Favorite Female Performances

Bonus Features: She's the Man Outtakes

She's the Man or: How I Learned About Toxic Masculinity

Girl, Interrupted or: How I Fell in Love with Angelina Jolie

Bonus Features: A League of Their Own Outtakes

A League of Their Own or: How I Learned Sports Teams Should Be Coed

Bonus Features: History Trivia & Iron-Jawed Angels Outtakes

Iron-Jawed Angels or: How I Learned About the Silent Sentinels

Bonus Features: Crazy Stupid Love Outtakes

Crazy Stupid Love or: How I Learned Soul Mates Are Made

Bonus Features: My Big Fat Greek Wedding Outtakes

My Big Fat Greek Wedding or: How I Learned About Culture Clash

Bonus Features: Valentine's Day Outtakes

Valentine's Day or: How I Learned About Fake Holidays

Bonus Features: Sleepless in Seattle Outtakes

Sleepless in Seattle or: How I Learned to Be in Love in a Movie

Bonus Features: Labyrinth Trivia & Outtakes

Labyrinth or: How I Learned David Bowie Can't Juggle

Hi From Hiatus!

Bonus Features: How the Grinch Stole Christmas Outtakes

Bonus Features: The Holiday Outtakes

How the Grinch Stole Christmas or: How I Learned About Toxic Commercialism

The Holiday or: How I Developed a Crush on Jack Black

Bonus Features: A Muppet's Christmas Carol Outtakes

A Muppets Christmas Carol or: How I Fell in Love with Christmas Movies

Bonus Features: The Stepford Wives Outtakes

The Stepford Wives or: How I Learned to Question Gender Roles

Bonus Features: The Nightmare Before Xmas Outtakes

The Nightmare Before Christmas or: How I Learned to Appreciate Stop-Motion Animation

Featurette: Our Longest Tangent Yet

Bonus Features: The Blair Witch Project Outtakes

The Blair Witch Project or: How I Fell In Love With Found Footage Films

Bonus Features: Casper Outtakes

Casper or: How I Learned to Be Comfortable with the Concept of Death

Bonus Features: Silent Hill Outtakes

Silent Hill or: How I Learned Sean Bean Doesn't Always Die

Featurette: Ross is Being Haunted

Bonus Features: Hocus Pocus Outtakes

Hocus Pocus or: How I Learned the Value of Siblinghood

Bonus Features: Cinderella Outtakes

Cinderella or: How I Learned Whitney Houston Was a Goddess

Bonus Features: Mrs. Doubtfire Outtakes

Mrs. Doubtfire or: How I Fell in Love With Robin Williams

Bonus Features: The Devil Wears Prada Outtakes & Deleted Scenes

Featurette: The September Issue

The Devil Wears Prada or: How I Learned Fashion Was Serious Business

Featurette: Carie & Ross Do Movie Trivia!

Kindergarten Cop or: How I Learned About Stranger Danger

Bonus Features: Chicken Little Outtakes

Chicken Little or: How I Learned Not to Panic

Bonus Features: Grease 2 Outtakes

Grease 2 or: How I Learned to Love a Bad Movie

Bonus Features: The Dark Crystal Outtakes

The Dark Crystal or: How I Learned That Jim Henson is a Wizard

Bonus Features: Ross Stars in Shrek the Musical

Shrek or: How I Learned That True Love Isn't Perfect

Bonus Features: Ross's Independence Day Resurgence Rant

Independence Day or: How I Learned the Difference Between Patriotism & Nationalism

Featurette: Our First Mic Check

My Cousin Vinny or: How I Learned That Sexism Will Cost You