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KNOCK IT OFF Podcast — 159 episodes
A Letter to Sports Parents
Reminiscing about Jury Duty
You Gotta Let Kids Make Their Own Mistakes
Fork Found in Kitchen
Cheers to 3 Years, Knockers!
I Love Your Shoes!
Not ‘Just Another Birthday’
In Defense of a Mental Health Day for Children
Ask Bethany: U5 Sports Prodigy
Hills of Longing
Goodbye, Catherine
Put Her on a Leash
The Golden Gifts of 2025
Our First 2026 Goal Surprised Us Both
We Thought it Would be a Good Idea to Bring Six Children to a Three-Hour-Long Retirement Party
You're Having a Fantasy!
What To Do With a Season-Spirit Mismatch
Five Holiday Traditions That Stand the Test of Time
Walking the Tightrope
Dear Lucifer
Burnt Bean Burrito
How to Pull Off an Epic Surprise Trip in Ten Easy Steps
Our Unwitting Visit to the Haunted Driskill Hotel
Today’s Kids are Being Robbed of this Fundamental Right
Catch a Case
Goodbye, Diane
It’s F.A.C.!
Are We Being Catfished by ‘Unknown Number’?
Sweata Weatha
Dorm Makeover Madness
Mean Girls are Out.
A Big Flaw in ‘Father of the Bride’?
My Feelings Matter
For the Parent Barely Hanging On
Moments of Summer We’ll Miss
8 Recent Headlines We Can’t Help but Highlight
I Stole His Seeds
The Gurus Lied to Me
A Low Key Guide to a Staycation in St. Augustine Beach
For the Parent Who is Waiting
I'm In a Lot of Pain Right Now
When Patriarch Duty Calls
Butter Yellow Trend?
How to Become a Road Safety Vigilante
Risk it for a Biscuit
How to Become a Millennial Gardener
The Six Best TV Moms of the Millennial Generation
You Are So Tall!
Only Trust Page Seven
Why We Avoid the County Fair
Who is This New Guy at My Gym?
When D-I-Y Becomes D-I-Why?
Proof of Life
Ten Things You Lose at a Theme Park
Congratulations, You are Our Mystery Reader!
Do You Know This Child?
He's More Town than Gown
What to Expect on an Everglades Airboat Tour
The Time I Broke My Hip at the Age of 22
How to Survive the Weekend Kid Birthday Circuit
Just Do It
I Want to Remember You This Way
Scared in the Woods
How to Shed the December You in 12 Easy Steps
Looking Back on our 24 Changes for 2024
The Christmas Shed Did Not Protect Me
Merry KNOCKERS!
The Magic was Your Mother
Five Holiday Traditions That Will Stand the Test of Time
You Won't Believe These Romantic Texts from Our Spouses!
I am Grateful to be Their Mother
I'm Really Just Looking for Some Love
It's Fall, Y'all!
A Book Report on the Pumpkin Queen
Well on My Way to a Couple Buicks
Bunny Ears and Chocolate Treats
5 Things I've Learned From My First Book Club
What is Your Weirdest Uber Story?
Memes From the Future
It's So Moist Here
It Was a Typical Visit to the Dentist, Until It Wasn't
Ten Ways Our Children Are Very Demure, Very Mindful
Serve the Burrata, You Gotta, or You're Nada
Life’s a Kayak—Get In!
Don't Bust One On It
Between a Croc and a Hard Place
I Met Somebody New
Top 10 Love Crimes of the Taylor and Travis (Ongoing) Era
I Ate My Hat
Charcuterie: The Ultimate Party Flex
Beginner’s Tennis — The Start of a New Journey or Should We Stick to Pickleball?
The Strange Thing That Happens When You Turn 40
Taking it in the Shorts
The Summer Camp Game
Sacagawea Walks Into a Bank
We Are Going to Chicago
Once in a Lifetime Opportunity
From Us to You
Bleach Leak
Does Bluey Emotionally Trigger You, Too?
Better Late Than Never . . .
15 American Observations Following a 7-day Adventure to England with Children
"Do I Know You?" The simple question I couldn’t ask.
Welcome to Spring, Knockers
Hey All You Knockers. . .
It's Time for You to Get a Job
Not the Chanels
You Gotta Put Some Mousse On It
I'm Running Mojave
Now That Valentine's Day is Over...
Moms and Dads, Brace Yourselves for February 14
This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things
Jingles and Milky Ways
Knock It Off and Listen Up
Kick Your Heels Up and SHOUT!
The Stanley Tumbler
What Are We Doing Differently in the New Year?
Instagram Just Isn't Doing it for Me This Year
Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal…
Do You Work Well Under Pressure?
Finding Beauty Among Chaos
Movie Review: Mixed Nuts
To Turkey Trot or Not
The Unqualified Stamp of Approval (#1)
Well, Aren't We Dramatic!
I Fell In Love With a Maverick
The Elementary School Fall Festival
I Feel Too Much of What My Children Don’t Even Feel
Everywhere I Go, Someone is Dying to be Heard
My Morning Quest
The Fifteen Dollar Purchase That Changed My Life
What is it With Your Family and ‘Stangs?
Look At Her Tiny Feet
Embrace the Game
Creativity - That’s Not a Thing!
The Orange Tree That Sparked a Sister Duel
Costco
Are You Ready For It?
I Just Wanted to Bowl
Yes, We Can
Parenting as an Enneagram 1
Will You Have Another Child?
Mom . . . Do You Want a Blanket?
The Power of the Streak
The Most Magical Place on Earth
How Taking Coffee Black Dropped the Freshman 15 and Beyond
You Think It’s Overkill?
Bring On Another Thousand
Stick it to Me
Why I Chose to Pressure Wash on Mother’s Day
From Us to You
‘It’s Over?!’ ‘It’s Over.’ ‘So…How’d I do?’
An Open Letter to Ronald Gladden
Smile! It’s Picture Day!
What Are Your Goals?
I Feel So Bad For You
Just Blow on Her Face
Dangle the Carrot
It’s F.A.C.!