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101 — Shavuot in Cheshvan

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100 — V'Zot HaBerachah: What If The Real Blessing…

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99 — Haazinu: Can I Get a Selah?

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98 — Vayelech: Ice-Skating Tzadikim

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97 — Nitzavim: Am Bartholomew Chai

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96 — Ki Tavo: The Top Surgery of Kings

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95 — Ki Teitzei: Queer Futurities

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94 — Shoftim: Go Touch Grass

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93 — Re'eh: SHABBATPISODE

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92 — Eikev: What Makes a Parent

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91 — Va’etchanan: All Flesh Is Grass

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90 — Devarim: When Your Kid Becomes A Cop

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89 — Matot-Masei: Born All at Once

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88 — Pinchas: Treated Like Children, Acting Like Adults

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87 — Balak: The Rest is Commentary

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86 — Chukat: The Other Woman's Son

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85 — Korach: Party Down In Stone Town

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84 — Shelach: Historical Hotties and Horrible Hebrews

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83 — Behaalotecha: He’s Not Being A Yankee

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82 — Naso: Angel's on First

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81 — Bamidbar: SWERP

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80 — Behar-Bechukotai: Bleep Around & Find Out

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79 — Emor: Big Transliteration would have you believe it's "zedakah"

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78 — Acharei Mot-Kedoshim: Builders and Falconers

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77 — Tazria-Metzora: Magical Separatists

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76 — Shemini: Populist Dancing

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81 — 18 June 2012: Tefillin Modus

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74 — Tzav: Mandatory Parent-Child Teshuvah

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73 — Vayikra: Made to Glitterify You

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72 — Vayakhel-Pekudei: Masculinity is a Solitary Prison

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71 — Ki Tisa: Cleansing Vibes

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70 — Tetzaveh: Everlasting, Everchanging

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69 — Terumah: Nice.

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68 — Mishpatim: Instead Of Fiscal Oversight, How About None?

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67 — Yitro: What's Up with the Lips?

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66 — Beshalach: Oh My Darling, Devorah

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65 — Bo: As Sure As Miami Is Above Water

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64 — Va'eira: Awful Animal Appellations

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63 — Sh'mot: Mitzvah Shmitzvah

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62 — Vayechi: Specifically Instructed Not To Be Gals

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61 — Vayigash: New Trans Bones

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60 — Mikeitz: Fetch Me A Sword

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59 — Vayeishev: On Occupiers' Time for 2500 Years

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58 — Vayishlach: The Prophecy of G-d's Secretary

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57 — Vayeitzei: G-d as Domme?

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56 — Toldot: Respect for Music-Based Celebrity

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55 — Chayei Sarah: The Prophet-Wife Tag Team

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54 — Vayeira: Old Thou, Younger-Looking You!

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53 — Lech Lecha: Don’t Have Heroes

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52 — Noach: It's The Captivity, Hazel Grace

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51 — Bereishit: In the Beginning, There Were Boyfriends

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X2 — "Judaism" from Rad Child Podcast

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50 — V'Zot HaBerachah: Snark for Screen Time & Sweet Send-offs

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49 — Haazinu: In Which We Have Opinions About Poetry

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48 — High Holy Days: Sweetnesses, Whoopsies, and Huts

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47 — Nitzavim-Vayelech: Tenderqueers and Rude Gays

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46 — Ki Tavo: Curse Mountain

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45 — Ki Teitzei: When You Come Out

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44 — Shoftim: We Want "Justice, Justice," Not "War, War"

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43 — Re'eh: G-d Doesn't Like Your Exes

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42 — Eikev: The Opposite of Iniquity

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41 — Va'etchanan: Attractive Heresies

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40 — Devarim: R-r-r-recap!

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39 — Matot-Masei: Lesbian Farm Communes >>> War

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38 — Pinchas: Dating, Death Prep, and Decadence

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37 — Chukat-Balak: Flamiroads the Assspooking Angel

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36 — Korach: Sacred Anarchy

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35 — Shelach: Redacted Scouts

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34 — Behaalotecha: El na refa na la

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33 — Naso: More Like "Dropsy of the OVER IT"

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32 — Shavuot: What’s a Jew, Anyway?

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31 — Bamidbar: Misparim

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30 — Behar-Bechukotai: I Waited 50 Years and All I Got Was This Mortgage Reversal

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29 — Emor: Ableism and Festivals

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28 — Acharei Mot-Kedoshim: Yes, THAT Line in Leviticus

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27 — Tazria-Metzora: We Niddah Get Purified, Babe

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26 — Shemini: I Warned You About Smells, Bro

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25 — Pesach: Let Our People Gay

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X1 — "8. Eighteen Shades of Grey" from Xai, How Are You?

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24 — Tzav: All Vampires are Gay Jews

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23 — Vayikra: Honey & Salt and Fix your Faults

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22 — Vayakhel-Pekudei: Holy Accounting

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21 — Ki Tisa: The Cow Was Just There Bro, I Swear

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20 — Tetzaveh: Priestly Drag

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19 — Terumah: The Forbidden Yarns

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18 — Mishpatim: This Is Where Incrementalism Gets Us

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17 — Yitro: Conversion, Commandments, & a Cool Dude

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16 — Beshalach: It's Not a Chidush

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15 — Bo: G-d Has Needs Too!!!

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14 — Va'eira: Enough Frogs to Overwhelm Our Oppressors

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13 — Sh'mot: Cartoonishly Villainous

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12 — Vayechi: Dead is Dad/ We are sad/ Raided will be Gad/ Bereishit is over — not bad!

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11 — Vayigash: Shepherds Abhorrent

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10 — Mikeitz: In Which We Punk Everyone and Their Brother

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9 — Vayeishev: It Wasn't Really Technicolor (But You Can Dream)

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8 — Vayishlach: Brothers, Mothers, and Angels, Oh My!

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7 — Vayeitzei: Polycule Therapy Please

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6 — Toldot: Prankster & Son

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5 — Chayei Sarah: Women of Valor AND Agency

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4 — Vayeira: Your Only Episode, Which You Love