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Long Relief — 159 episodes · page 1 of 2
“Just remember this, folks: Tom Cruise is Digger”
E“Kenneth Walker is the best tater toter in town”
E“Cam Skattebo almost won Fat Bear Week”
E"Odysseus was the original Comeback Player of the Year"
E“Right side of history > right side of the scoreboard”
E“If you were wronged by Dolly Parton, you deserved it”
E“The Ty Simpson Era in LA has begun”
E“Would you rather go to the moon or St. Louis?”
E“They could beat Purdue. It’s Purdue! It’s Purdue!”
E“Is Tony Romo a psychic?”
E“What a spectacular life you and I live”
E“The 2025 E.T.H.A.N. Awards”
E“The 5th Holiday Special Extravaganza Premier Celebration”
E“We could all use a Positivity Bunny in our lives”
E“I am so, so, so thankful for Patrick Mahomes”
E“KState invented the tush push and we need to respond with the military”
E“Danny Dimes looked like Danny Pennies last week”
E“Shohei Ohtani’s face should be on money”
E"Lane Kiffin's daughter might be the ultimate Rebel"
E“Joe Burrow is Jake Delhomme if he was Jake Delmansion”
E“What the hell do you buy Taylor Swift for a wedding gift?”
E“Ace Bailey does not have Eli Manning’s aura”
E“Do you think Pope Leo has ever had Malört?”
E“Could 100 clones of Tyrese Haliburton’s Dad beat 1 Giannis?”
E“Dairy Queen has to get on the phone with Derik Queen”
E“Have you seen the swaggy manager for McNeese?”
E"KU is a baseball school now, and that's okay"
E“Drake decided to pick a fight with a 5’5” cutie patootie in bell bottoms”
E“The Rizzler and Taylor Swift together are unstoppable”
E"All my heroes are Chiefs fans, The Rizzler included"
E“Is Justin Herbert Whole Foods brand David Garrard?”
E“This year gets a 5/5 on the Boom Meter”
E“The Fourth Annual Long Relief Christmas Holiday Blowout Bonanza”
E“If I could be Timothée Chalamet I would, just to make that clear”
E"Santa Claus is real, and he’s a Chiefs fan"
E"Does the Chiefs' loss even count if Taylor wasn’t there?"
E“If there’s anyone that would want to try to steal the sun, it’s Jerry Jones”
E“Did you see Tim Walz had that shit on?”
E“Chappell Roan could win a batting title but Juan Soto couldn’t write Pink Pony Club”
E“I’ll say it, Willy Wonka should’ve been arrested for his crimes”
E“What do you think Ken Rosenthal’s bow tie budget is?”
E“How much Kohl’s cash does Sam Darnold have?”
E“They’re throwing things at Moo Deng! Not cool!”
E“I wouldn’t spend that much on a Gucci bucket hat”
E"Did you see that The Rizzler has a better swing than Aaron Judge?”
E“Chef Curry cooked France like some ratatouille”
E“Damn Daniel deserved the shine that Hawk Tuah has gotten”
E“Pat Sajak is too old to host Wheel of Fortune but he could be the President”
E“I need Rudy Gobert testifying in front of Congress”
E“The Nuggets lost their plot armor”
E“I need Drake to respond because that means I get a new Kendrick song”
E“Taylor Swift is a Jayhawk for life”
E“I was chasing Cinderella and I got turned into a pumpkin”
E“Of the long list of things Shohei Ohtani and I have in common…”
E“I don’t need the State of the Union to have a sidebar of AJ Hawk”
E“Joe Lunardi is a criminal”
E“The Long Relief Podcast has officially three-peated”
E“With the power of the Swifties on our side, anything is possible”
E“Kelce’s catching touchdowns while Gronk’s stealing from veterans”
E“The Eagles put on a masterclass of quiet quitting”
E“What does Saban’s retirement mean for the Aflac duck?”
E“There’s a chance Joe Biden would fall for a trojan horse”
E“I’m not a mechanic but I had a Good year”
E“‘Twas The Pod Before Christmas”
E“Joe Flacco is defying the laws of spacetime right now”
E“Were you at the Eminem Fortnite concert on Saturday?”
E“I need my own customized Campbell’s Chunky Soup jacket”
E“Are the Kelces a psyop?”
E“We might need to mobilize the National Guard against Wemby”
E“Myles Garrett could push me over and I’d be flat like Wile-E-Coyote”
E“The Long Relief Podcast Second Birthday Party”
E“Clayton Kershaw has the heebiejeebies”
E“If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a million times, that’s baseball”
E"I don't know about you, but I'm feeling 87"
E“Joe Burrow got his bag and checked out like Macaulay Culkin”
E“Taylor Swift’s new single ‘Jabroni’ drops at midnight”
E“I see both sides like Travis Hunter, as Frank Ocean said”
E“We’ve got to get Jack Black an E.G.O.T.”
E“What do you think Pete Carroll’s gum budget is?”
E“People need to be arrested for making Shohei cry”
E“I was under the impression it’s always Shark Week”
E“In a world full of Oppenheimers, be a Ken”
E“Damian Lillard has decided to run from the grind”
E“Is Gradey Dick just gonna donate that coat to Goodwill now or what”
E“They have to bring back the Quesarito now”
E“Trying to stop Jokic is like trying to tackle a moving train”
E“Jokic has been playing with an unlimited on-fire meter activated”
E"Zendaya gave Jordan Poole the heebie jeebies"
E“Devin Booker is actually the whole library”
E“We need to shut down Draymond until we figure out what’s going on”
E“The problem with this whole thing is that Rudy Gobert IS a bitch”
E“Dillon Brooks would be the MVP of the Slamball league”
E“Ain’t no rule that says an elephant can’t play basketball”
“The road to the Lombardi still comes through KC”
E“Andy Reid kinda looks like a pumpkin”
E“Is Tony Romo’s Linsanity run over?”
E“Joe Burrow will look God in the face and say ‘I am cooler than you’”
E“These aren’t your grandma’s Jags, honey!”
E“The NFL really is just a game of Chutes and Ladders”
E“We do bow mercifully in fear to the Hypnotoad on this pod”
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