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Long Relief — 160 episodes · page 2 of 2
“You gotta get all your naughty in on the last few days of the year”
E“The Second Annual Christmas Special”
E“Josh Aeschliman, kickball mercenary”
E“The NFL got axed in the HBO Max/Discovery thing”
E“It’s Jeff Sunday now because he’s built to be an NFL coach”
E“We all kinda knew that some weird loser nerd would ruin Twitter one day”
E“Kawhi Leonard has no knees”
E“Trevor Lawrence is a bigger bust than Liz Truss”
E“Russell Wilson has the cheese touch”
E“The Long Relief One-Year Anniversary Special Extraordinaire”
E“Is Pete Alonso against the working class?”
E“Stafford’s elbow is cooked like macaroni. Like elbow macaroni”
E“The Albert Pujols Appreciation Marathon”
E“Kyler’s like the greased up deaf guy from Family Guy”
E“Mid Staffraud, that’s his name now”
E“You know Kyler’s been doing a lot of last-minute cramming”
E“Roger Goodell loves being publicly humiliated”
E“Real talk? The sun fell off”
E“You ever seen Mr. 3000?”
“The spacebar takes up far too much space on the keyboard”
E“Life is the ultimate game of Moneyball”
E“Pete Alonso is so constantly moist”
E“FDR was the original poster”
E“We need to exile Rudy Gobert like Napoleon Bonaparte”
E“The Kings need to adopt George Costanza’s mindset”
E“I doubt Shaq can name all the teams he went to in order”
E“Brian Windhorst deserves to be shoved into a locker”
E“Put Les Snead in charge of the student debt crisis”
E“This was the Will Smith slap for fantasy football players”
E"Remember Andrew Wiggins' draft suit?"
E“More like Spencer Dimwitted since he bought into crypto”
E“Is it cool to like the Warriors again?”
E“Peoria, Illinois: Not The Worst City On Earth”
E“Steve Nash gets paid millions to sit courtside and clap his hands”
E“I wish Kyrie didn’t suck because he’s so good”
E“The wagon is loaded”
E“Who hits harder, Will Smith the actor or Will Smith of the Dodgers?”
E“Tyreek Hill is not a Chief anymore and I feel empty inside”
E“The new Batman movie was longer than Tom Brady’s retirement”
E“Russell Wilson and Ken Jennings kind of have similar energy”
E“Every Columbus statue that got taken down should be replaced by the Marlins statue”
E“My Dad secondhand punched that Wisconsin coach in the face”
E“If your team hasn’t won a Super Bowl, I’d recommend they do that, because it rules”
E“The 17th Episode Extraordinaire Special Trade Deadline Super Bowl Special”
E“I’m more upset about Wordle than the Chiefs”
E“Jimmy Garoppolo is too hot to be also this lucky”
E“The Chiefs and Bills are both unstoppable forces and immovable objects”
E“Jimmy G is destined to win Nickelodeon Valuable Player"
E“Put Ja’Marr Chase in the KU Ring of Honor”
E“The New Year's Stay The Fuck Home Special”
E“The Christmas Holiday Cheer Winter Snowball Extravaganza”
E“Carson Wentz is either a top 5 QB or a bottom 5 QB…on any given play”
E“The NCAA does not deserve rights”
E“Eat the rich now includes Max Scherzer I guess”
E“The Thanksgiving Sports Movies Isaiah Stewart Holiday Special”
E“NOBODY beats the Jayhawks 57 games in a row on the road!”
E“Out of all the quarterbacks I’ve seen, Jordan Love is definitely one of them”
E“Draft picks are for cowards”
E“Drew Brees is the human personification of a glass of milk”
E“I said that without really thinking about it, which is the general motto of this podcast”
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