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116: Jay Becomes Addicted to Drugs, Zac is Pregnant -- [Season Finales]

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115: Do You Smell What The Rock's Personal Chef is Cooking? -- [Chunks]

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114: Missouri: The Liar's State -- [Florida]

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113: I Walked In On My Grampa, He Was Gooning To The Hoover Dam -- [Dams]

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112: Foghat IS Cool -- [Cool]

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111: Why Can't We Not Make Any Decisions? -- [Decisions]

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110: I Lost the Jalapenos Attached to A Pork Chop Account This Week -- [Sour]

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109: For The Price of Just A Few Cups of Coffee, You Could Buy Us Coffee -- [Checks]

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108: I'd Like To Keep Having A Good Time, If Possible, For Eternity -- [Toothpicks]

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107: Here Lies This Topic -- [Tombstones]

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106: Electricity's Dollar Bills -- [Batteries]

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105: Thick Thoughts on Thicc Thots on TikTok -- [TikTok]

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104: Take Me to Mummy Movie, Mommy! -- [Sequels]
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103: The Metaphiles Fall Into a Trap -- [Debut]

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102: Really Chill Podcast, Full of Really Chill Ideas -- [Sunglasses]

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101: Even In Outer Space I Get No Respect -- [UFOs] (with Travis Caffrey)

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100: Like a Sock That the Floor Wears -- [Carpets] (LIVE at The Mouthhole)

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099: I'll Bet You A Million Dollars Thing Are Gonna Get Worse -- [Billy Mays]

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098: I Never ASKED To Have Elbows, MOM! -- [TBD]

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097: I Look Forward To That Day With Saliva In My Jowls -- [BBQ]

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096: Nicefellas -- [NYC]

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095: Bareheaded Speakeasy -- [Hats]

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094: Sorry About All The Syllables -- [Haikus]

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093: If I'm In Heaven, Am I Having To Hear AC/DC? -- [Jukeboxes]

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092: Shooting Up Skateboards -- [Sass]

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091: LaCroix Waterbed -- [LaCroix]

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090: I'd Buy THAT Shirt For My Horse -- [Dogs]

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089: To Each His Own According To The Size Of His Foot -- [Bigfoot] (With Joe Page)

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088: Couch Is Better For Being Awake -- [Beds]

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087: 69ing Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" -- [Experiments]

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086: Sorry I'm Late, My Car Was Late -- [Buses]

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085: And Larry The Cable Guy As The Voice Of The Boat -- [Gilligan's Island]

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084 - How To Draw A Blob -- [Notebooks]
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083: Gaga Does Not Rhyme With Camera -- [Divas]

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082 - The Pleasure Is In The Peeling -- [Bananas]

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081 I Think What Calvin Thinks And I Pee On What Calvin Pees On -- [Bumper Stickers]

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080: Joif Boizoifs -- [Amazon]

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079: Holy Beluga! -- [David Attenborough] (with Laura Felts)

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078 - Run As Fast As You Can To Slam Your Head Into Another Head -- [Football].mp3

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077 MythBustersBusters -- [Snow]

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076: Come Up With Bread And Then We'll Talk -- [Butter]

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075: We Made A Thing That Was Smart And It Thought We Sucked -- [AI]

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074 - Put A Condom In There, Put A Beef Jerky In There -- [Wallets]

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073: Legroom Is A Commodity -- [Jacuzzi]

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072:Some People See The Injustices Of The World And Think "Let's Do A Podcast About It"-[Vigilantes]

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071: Confetti Doesn't Throw Itself -- [Pizzazz]

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070: Boomers Just Don't Understand Airfryer -- [Microwaves]

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069: Hingsight Is 69/69 -- [Texture]

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068: The Funnier The Joke Is, The Better the Spider Tastes -- [Frogs]

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067 - Daytime is a Meme -- [Night]

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066 - Gluteusectomy -- [Surprises]

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065 - Bram Stoker's Elvis -- [Coffee]

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064 - I Put Lot's Of Things In My Mouth, That Don't Make 'Em Jelly -- [Slime]

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063: Take This Drug! It Makes Everybody So Sufferable -- [Music Festivals]

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062: Bone-In Hot Dog -- [Bones]

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061- Mother. Father. In My Heart - I Luge -- [The Olympics] (with Luke Fedorko)

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060 - Millenials, The Blameless Generation -- [Boomers]

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059: Caj Viewer Discresh Advised -- [True Crime]

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058: The Ukelele Needs To be STOPPED -- [Tiny Tim] (with Rosa Ruff)

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057: If Ye Be Cold, T-Shirts Ye Do Not Need -- [Sweaters]

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056 - Don'tPointLaserPointersAtPeoples'Faces.com -- [Lasers]

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055: Christ On A Cob -- [Corn]

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054: Couldn't The Matrix Have Been Bluetooth? -- [Anger]

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053: Get Pregnant Again, I Just Saw A Great Movie! -- [Names II]

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052: We're All Just Assholes On A Computer -- [Bitcoin] (with Dakota Jernigan)

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051: Father, Forgive Me, I Have Chugged -- [Hangovers]

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050: Glug Glug, Ha Ha -- [Champagne]

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049: My Issues Are Up Here -- [Ties]

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048: Unexpect What You Expect -- [Expectations]

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047 - To Lazily Go Where Every Man Has Already Been and Revisit Normal Boring Worlds -- [Star Trek]

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046: Royal Crown Cola, A Really Cool Alternative: Birth of Paul McTableKnee -- [Tables]

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045: Take Out Your Pud-Buds And Say "Hello" To Me -- [Manners]

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044: We Needed Something New To Do With People That We Need Something To Do With -- [Axe Throwing]

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043: I Like Their Milk Almost As Much As My Mom's -- [Cows]

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042: Bone-Dry T-Shirt Contest -- [Breaks]

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041: You Win If You Land On "You Win", You Lose If You Land On "You Lose" -- [Board Games]

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040 - I've Had A Lotta Sh*t Going On in My Life And I Eat A Lot Of Stuff Too -- [Salads]

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039: I Can't Believe That Disease I Got Taught Me To Learn How To Love Everyone Here in the 1920's -- [The Oscars]

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038: Never Owned One. Never Had Two Trees Close Enough Together -- [Hammocks]

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037: Things Were Better Then and They're Bad Now -- [Theme Songs]

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036: Click Here To Be Born -- [Clickbait]

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035: Parmesan To Launch -- [The Moon]

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034: Michael Madsen Showed Alec Baldwin His Penis. He Wasn't Supposed To, But He Did. -- [Pranks]

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033: Perpetual Hot Dog -- [Gas Stations] (with Maddie Ryan)

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032: Everybody Knows Shapes -- [Tetris]

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031: Sorry or You're Welcome -- [Effort]

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030: Oranguorca -- [Godzilla]

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029: Riding Fitbit -- [Lawnmowers]

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028: Lord of Ruining Soup -- [The Devil]

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027: GazpachNO -- [Soup]

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026: Stellar Conflict: A Brand Spankin' First Time We Really Believe It -- [Holograms]

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025: Thomas F*ccboi Edison -- [Westerns]

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024: That Sucks and They Suck -- [License Plates] (with Cortney Warner)

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023: The Assassin & The Backwards Man: Birth of the Fact Tube -- [Tattoos]

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022: IRL Silly Time -- [Explosions]

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021: Hopefully Someone Comes Up With An App That Makes All This Make Sense -- [Seinfeld]

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020: Freaky Flagellatin' Tuesdays -- [Parades]

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019: Ernest vs. Predator -- [Drums]

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018: Doctor Stork in the Multiverse of Waffles -- [Waffle House] (With Laura Felts)

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017: Get Gauche or Go Home -- [Shoes]

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