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Metaphiles — 95 episodes
095: Bareheaded Speakeasy -- [Hats]
094: Sorry About All The Syllables -- [Haikus]
093: If I'm In Heaven, Am I Having To Hear AC/DC? -- [Jukeboxes]
092: Shooting Up Skateboards -- [Sass]
091: LaCroix Waterbed -- [LaCroix]
090: I'd Buy THAT Shirt For My Horse -- [Dogs]
089: To Each His Own According To The Size Of His Foot -- [Bigfoot] (With Joe Page)
088: Couch Is Better For Being Awake -- [Beds]
087: 69ing Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" -- [Experiments]
086: Sorry I'm Late, My Car Was Late -- [Buses]
085: And Larry The Cable Guy As The Voice Of The Boat -- [Gilligan's Island]
084 - How To Draw A Blob -- [Notebooks]
083: Gaga Does Not Rhyme With Camera -- [Divas]
082 - The Pleasure Is In The Peeling -- [Bananas]
081 I Think What Calvin Thinks And I Pee On What Calvin Pees On -- [Bumper Stickers]
080: Joif Boizoifs -- [Amazon]
079: Holy Beluga! -- [David Attenborough] (with Laura Felts)
078 - Run As Fast As You Can To Slam Your Head Into Another Head -- [Football].mp3
077 MythBustersBusters -- [Snow]
076: Come Up With Bread And Then We'll Talk -- [Butter]
075: We Made A Thing That Was Smart And It Thought We Sucked -- [AI]
074 - Put A Condom In There, Put A Beef Jerky In There -- [Wallets]
073: Legroom Is A Commodity -- [Jacuzzi]
072:Some People See The Injustices Of The World And Think "Let's Do A Podcast About It"-[Vigilantes]
071: Confetti Doesn't Throw Itself -- [Pizzazz]
070: Boomers Just Don't Understand Airfryer -- [Microwaves]
069: Hingsight Is 69/69 -- [Texture]
068: The Funnier The Joke Is, The Better the Spider Tastes -- [Frogs]
067 - Daytime is a Meme -- [Night]
066 - Gluteusectomy -- [Surprises]
065 - Bram Stoker's Elvis -- [Coffee]
064 - I Put Lot's Of Things In My Mouth, That Don't Make 'Em Jelly -- [Slime]
063: Take This Drug! It Makes Everybody So Sufferable -- [Music Festivals]
062: Bone-In Hot Dog -- [Bones]
061- Mother. Father. In My Heart - I Luge -- [The Olympics] (with Luke Fedorko)
060 - Millenials, The Blameless Generation -- [Boomers]
059: Caj Viewer Discresh Advised -- [True Crime]
058: The Ukelele Needs To be STOPPED -- [Tiny Tim] (with Rosa Ruff)
057: If Ye Be Cold, T-Shirts Ye Do Not Need -- [Sweaters]
056 - Don'tPointLaserPointersAtPeoples'Faces.com -- [Lasers]
055: Christ On A Cob -- [Corn]
054: Couldn't The Matrix Have Been Bluetooth? -- [Anger]
053: Get Pregnant Again, I Just Saw A Great Movie! -- [Names II]
052: We're All Just Assholes On A Computer -- [Bitcoin] (with Dakota Jernigan)
051: Father, Forgive Me, I Have Chugged -- [Hangovers]
050: Glug Glug, Ha Ha -- [Champagne]
049: My Issues Are Up Here -- [Ties]
048: Unexpect What You Expect -- [Expectations]
047 - To Lazily Go Where Every Man Has Already Been and Revisit Normal Boring Worlds -- [Star Trek]
046: Royal Crown Cola, A Really Cool Alternative: Birth of Paul McTableKnee -- [Tables]
045: Take Out Your Pud-Buds And Say "Hello" To Me -- [Manners]
044: We Needed Something New To Do With People That We Need Something To Do With -- [Axe Throwing]
043: I Like Their Milk Almost As Much As My Mom's -- [Cows]
042: Bone-Dry T-Shirt Contest -- [Breaks]
041: You Win If You Land On "You Win", You Lose If You Land On "You Lose" -- [Board Games]
040 - I've Had A Lotta Sh*t Going On in My Life And I Eat A Lot Of Stuff Too -- [Salads]
039: I Can't Believe That Disease I Got Taught Me To Learn How To Love Everyone Here in the 1920's -- [The Oscars]
038: Never Owned One. Never Had Two Trees Close Enough Together -- [Hammocks]
037: Things Were Better Then and They're Bad Now -- [Theme Songs]
036: Click Here To Be Born -- [Clickbait]
035: Parmesan To Launch -- [The Moon]
034: Michael Madsen Showed Alec Baldwin His Penis. He Wasn't Supposed To, But He Did. -- [Pranks]
033: Perpetual Hot Dog -- [Gas Stations] (with Maddie Ryan)
032: Everybody Knows Shapes -- [Tetris]
031: Sorry or You're Welcome -- [Effort]
030: Oranguorca -- [Godzilla]
029: Riding Fitbit -- [Lawnmowers]
028: Lord of Ruining Soup -- [The Devil]
027: GazpachNO -- [Soup]
026: Stellar Conflict: A Brand Spankin' First Time We Really Believe It -- [Holograms]
025: Thomas F*ccboi Edison -- [Westerns]
024: That Sucks and They Suck -- [License Plates] (with Cortney Warner)
023: The Assassin & The Backwards Man: Birth of the Fact Tube -- [Tattoos]
022: IRL Silly Time -- [Explosions]
021: Hopefully Someone Comes Up With An App That Makes All This Make Sense -- [Seinfeld]
020: Freaky Flagellatin' Tuesdays -- [Parades]
019: Ernest vs. Predator -- [Drums]
018: Doctor Stork in the Multiverse of Waffles -- [Waffle House] (With Laura Felts)
017: Get Gauche or Go Home -- [Shoes]
016: What Does Meme Mean To Me? -- [Nicolas Cage]
015: Monster Truck GPS -- [Monster Trucks]
014: Stick That Glizzy Down Your Burp-Tube, It's Gonna Be Checkers -- [Slang]
013: Dylan Goes Rammstein -- [Bowling]
012: Uber Episode Title -- [Uber/Lyft]
011: The Mask County, MI -- [Garbage]
010: The Two Podcasters -- [Candy] (with Michael Sadler)
009: Slipknot Slaps Not -- [Nü-Metal]
008: Crushers F**K OFF -- [Handshakes]
007: Leonardo da Thirsty -- [Helicopters]
006: Fries Are Worth More Than Pennies -- [Gambling]
005: This Breastmilk-Cheese Tastes Like Cigarettes -- [Ziploc Bags]
004: "Grrreeeaaat" -- [Sarcasm]
003: If Larry David Had Never Been Going Bald... -- [Haircuts]
002: Metaphiles II (Birth of the Rustpole) -- [Sequels]
001: Nobody Says We HAVE To Talk -- [Names]