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My dog will eat my face — 176 episodes

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Some Peoples' Kids!

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I have a falling addiction

3

I was the victim of a utility attack, just after a photo shoot.

4

Ignorance is Bliss

5

"All can be mastered by endurance." - Virgil

6

Schopenhaur Saves the Day!

7

Toolbox & Gratitude

8

I'm terrified of a box!

9

Warm Still is My Blood! (Corrected Version)

10

It's My Funeral and I can laugh if I want to!

11

Wow, We Really Are in a Little Submarine!

12

The Bronze Age Wants Its Beliefs Back

13

"To endure the unendurable." - Emperor Hirohito

14

Victimhood, Joy, Death, and Puppies

15

My Golf Game is Terrible.

16

Back in Black

17

Another Random Rant: Ukraine

18

A Recent Care Call and an Unsettling Perfection in a Final Resting Place

19

An Electoral Pet Peeve

20

Suffering from Withdrals

21

Am I manipulating? And, if so, Is it necessarily bad?

22

Three Beliefs and One Conclusion

23

Is Loss an Illusiion?

24

Vain Emotions and Their Destructive Nature

25

Being Ill in a Careless World

26

I Don't Want to Die as a Blueberry!

27

What Dreams May Come (and Freak Me Out)

28

Depression is Not a Destination

29

Cognitive Deprivation

30

Unsolicited Advice Can Be Fighting Words

31

"A brave man may fall, but he may not yield."

32

A Most Unpleasant Decision

33

A Special Episode: Why do we have to die?

34

A Reprise: What is it Like to be Dying?

35

The Handicap of a Great Mind

36

"I know most among the Greeks, because I know nothing," - Sacractes

37

Breaking the Silence

38

The Day the Water Stopped

39

A New Symptom in My Long Demise

40

Sol Invictus

41

Benzos and Puppies!

42

Health, Happiness, and Today's Magical Spells

43

I Thought Counselors Were Supposed to Help?

44

Watching the World Burn

45

The Way to a Man's Heart is Through the Stomach

46

Adulting

47

Cruel and Unusual Punishment

48

I'm a Stupid Lizard!

49

Narcissistic Trauma

50

A Long Story, But a Short Life.....?

51

Heeeere's Johnny...

52

Q&A Time With Yours Truly

53

"A brave man may stop, but he may not yield." - Virgil, Roman poet 1st Century

54

The Four (or Five?) Horseman

55

What Helped Me Through These Difficult Times

56

Putting Strategy to Life

57

Applying "Game Theory" to Real Life

58

Lost in Space

59

Being like Ibsen ain't so easy!

60

The Day of Reckoning

61

"All is lost." - Frederick the Great

62

The State of Things

63

Abbey Someone...

64

Blood results?! We don't need no stinkin' blood results!

65

"Savage passion quickly finds weapons." - Virgil, Aeneid 1st Century CE

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Why I won't just shut up...

67

Txting with "she who shall not be named!"

68

Losing My Identity

69

An Unplanned Holiday Rant

70

Brief Update and Commentary on the Holidays

71

A conversation with a nurse on death...

72

Ableism. Wow, it DOES exist!

73

Having Gratitude

74

What's it Like to be Dying of CHF - The Ooey Gooey Stuff (Part 2/2)

75

What It's Like to Die - A Reprise (Episode 1/2)

76

The Best Part of My Life

77

Non je ne Regrette Rien

78

I Refuse to be a Victim

79

Recent News and Scottish Poets

80

A conversation with a hospice nurse...

81

Never Forget

82

LND

83

A Very Confusing Health Update

84

Returning to Normalcy

85

Revenge of the Potty Pad

86

My Trip to Crazytown

87

The Potty Pad that Changed the World

88

Meet My Best Friend

89

Recovery from the Depression and Doldrums of Living with CHF.

90

Mitigating Sadness

91

I'm on the cover of the NYT!

92

Some advice for fellow CHF sufferers

93

Syncope and other dirty words.

94

One May Want to Polish the Ol' Buggle

95

Stop Whining, Forgive Yourself

96

Full of vexation come I

97

No Regrets

98

Episodes not Found on TV

99

Suicide

100

Health Details and News of my Long Descent

101

Minor health update

102

Tackling the Taboo

103

My dealings with the mafioso

104

The Makings of a "Full" Life

105

New Season and Health Background for Posterity

106

Io Saturnalia!!

107

Did I waste my time in college?

108

Don't Roll In the Mud with the Piggies

109

To Die So Young

110

Thanksgiving

111

Livin' Ain't Easy, but Neither is Dying

112

Extra care and a loving family

113

Beware the Greek.... and everyone else?!

114

Tomorrow-Land

115

Like Autumn Leaves

116

My New World Order

117

London Bridge is Falling Down #dying #falling #hospice

118

The hardest components of my disease

119

My health disaster.

120

Inventory Day

121

That was not a vacation

122

Joy Overcoming My Calamity

123

Mental Health, Cannibalism, and other Taboos

124

The Good, the Bad, and the Cute Puppy

125

Clarity Through Calamity

126

Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse....

127

Loss is an Illusion

128

I Turned Purple for Independence Day

129

The Fog of War

130

Wow. This is so embarrassing.

131

Living a full life

132

My Foaming Little Madman

133

How I see my life: not unlike a collapsing empire

134

Some of the hardest days of my life, like tobacco soaked nettles through the eurethra

135

Chairs can be vicious!

136

A new normal

137

Falling Down - with less Michael Douglas

138

A question about support reveals a dramatic change in world view

139

A revisit of isolation and questioning why I don't fear it

140

Stiff upper lift! Think of England! A look into victimhood and how much I despise it.

141

The severe pain and failure of each day.

142

History of a career: part 2 of 2

143

I'm in a living hell.

144

A history of my career. Part 1 of 2.

145

More reflections and sharing of writings from Orlando jail.

146

Episode 30: further exploration of my readings from Orlando jail.

147

Readings from Orlando Jail

148

Seeking Joy While the World Crumbles

149

A good life and good death both from the same spring.

150

A brief repose and message for loved ones

151

Bonus episode: my heart failure classifications and my judgment of my life

152

An online discussion I had with someone regarding death and dying. And I sound high throughout.

153

A new dog in town: the good, the bad, and the ugly.

154

Fighting my battles, and winning, and the new hope it brings.

155

Why am I still here?

156

Someone old died. And happy new year.

157

Io Saturnalia!

158

My problems with finding happiness

159

O' where art thou, O' Occam?

160

Living in stupid, stupid fear

161

Navigating Loss While Lost

162

My Dog Will Eat My Face: episode 13 AN IMPORTANT PODCAST UPDATE

163

Being alone, lonely, and independent.

164

First podcast! Holy smokes! Republish)

165

Living well while falling into a well

166

Birthday and a "sick note"

167

Defending yourself! It can be full of ugly situations and even self-destructive; if you let it!

168

Runaway! Runaway! My handling of dangerous situations.

169

Overcoming Imaginary Crises

170

Health Update!

171

Health update! Special "bonus" episode for the morbidly curious.

172

What do they know of England, those who only know England.

173

What it's like to be dying. Part 2: The emotional and ooey gooey stuff. #hospice #heart #dying

174

Episode 3: What it's like to be dying. Part 1: Gravity is my new arch-nemesis #hospice #heart #dying

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Episode 2: My Street Cred and Hope

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My Dog Will Eat My Face Trailer #hospice #journal #dying #heart