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Mystical American Patriots Society — 274 episodes

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S4E026: The Face that Launched a Thousand Ships, in the Opposite Direction! With Special Guest Chad Wolf

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S4E024: Sumo Drops Several N-Bombs with Special Guest Jake Grafman

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S4E023: Embracing Total Uncertainty

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S4E022: Pocket Chihuahua Heart Surgery

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S4E020: Till We Have Phantoms with special guest Zack Grafman

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S4E017: Love, Lust and an Airplane

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S4E016: Hot Takes

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S4E015: Late Night Podcasting

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S4E014: Sumo Solves the Apocalypse and Invents Audio Braille

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S4E013: The Problem with Being God

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S4E012: Haunted by Anti-memes

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S4E011: Local Hobo Discovers Tiny Man

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S4E010: If Nothing is True, What Do You Do?

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S4E009: A Blasphemous Mood Board into the Luciferian Heart of all Darkness

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S4E008: Podcastception

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S4PYWLL002: Killing a Good Woman

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S4E007: Who Is Gay?

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S4E006: Black Girl Magic and the Book of Tobit vs Skyrim

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S4E005: Hobby Shop Americans

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S4PYWLL001 with Special Guest Walter Bismark

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S4E004: Maximum Disfigurement

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S4E003: Gay Cottage Maxing

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S4E002: The Sex Episode with Special Guests Godward and Jess

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S4E001: Space Weather

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S3E100: Together Through Time

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S3E099: Purveyors of Nonsense

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S3E098: A Shield Against the Infinite

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S3E097: A Mistuned Resonance of the Soul with Special Guest Josh

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S3E096: The Source of all the Cringe

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S3E095: Nazi’s are Trying to get Your Children to Atlantis

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S3E094: Techno-Babbling Over Nonsense

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S3E093: Basement-Tier Satanism with Special Guest MyFitnessFeelings

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S3E092: A 100% Chance of Schizophrenia

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S3E091: Wholesome Content for Jewish Children

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S3E090: Lost Boys of the Apocalypse

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S3E089: A Pallet Cleanser

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S3E088: The Edge of Observation

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S3E087: Nothing to See Here

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S3E086: Infinite Money Glitch

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S3E085: I Like Shawarma Too

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S3E084: Invisible Disabilities

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S3E083: Redneck Bacchanalia with Special Guests Brad Kelly and Godward

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S3E082: A Massive Kundalini Awakening with Special Guest Seriah Azkath

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S3E081: Joel Osteen’s Great Abs with Special Guest Joe Exotic

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S3E080: Ghost Hunting for Fame and Fortune with Special Guest Matthew Jackson

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S3E079: Cokes a Horse

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S3E078: Arguing with Ghost Elvis about Pangaea and the Nephilim

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S3E077: At Least We’re Moving

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S3E076: Sometimes a Marmoset gets it on with a Persimmon with Special Guest E. Adam Farris

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S3E075: It’s Your Fault for Believing Us

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S3E074: Believe in Aliens and not Covid with Special Guest MyFitnessFeelings

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S3E073: Podcasting While on the Run from the Thought Police

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S3E072: Vampires are Real and the U.S. Government is Paying their Social Security

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S3E071: A Genuine Supervillain Plot

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S3E070: Riddles in the Dark

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S3E069: Kindergarten Speak Naively Combined with Murderous Rage

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S3E068: Paranormal Adventures with Special Guest Joshua Cutchin

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S3E067: Spinning Around the Reality Generator

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S3E066: The Sum of Many Zeros is Still Zero

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S3E065: Straighten Up and Fly Right

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S3E064: Non-Disclosure Canada Show with Special Guest Horace Finkelstein

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S3E063: The Shank Tank

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SOUL Radio Episode 2

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S3E062: Hyper Reality with Special Guest Godward

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S3E061: The Waters Below

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S3E060: Gutenjöbben with Special Guest Ruckus

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S3E059: Preterism with Special Guest jtfollowsjc

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S3E058: The Strangest Thing That Ever Happened

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S3E057: Chiropractic Law and Bigfoot Induced Glossolalia with Special Guest Ruckus

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S3E056: The Owl and UFO Connection with Special Guest Mike Clelland

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S3E055: Solar Idealism with Special Guest Jack Donovan

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S3E054: There's no Justice like Angry Mob Justice

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S3E053: Meat and Greet

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S3E052: Removal Skit

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S3E051: The Apparition of Our Lady of Bad Internet

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S3E050: Red Shifts and Realities

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S3E049: Building Resilient Infrastructure for Generations

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S3E048: Myths and Meteors

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S3E047: Being Trad Before it was Cool

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S3E046: I Know What it is but if You Ask Me I Don’t

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S3E045: Lunacy Unleashed

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S3E044: Legalism Gone Wild

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S3E043: On the Verge with Special Guest MyFitnessFeelings

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S3E042: EnPIEronmentally Friendly

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S3E041: A Gas Station for Your Soul

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S3E040: Interview with Special Guest Owen Cyclops

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S3E039: Celestial Mafia Godfathers with Special Guest Gary Wayne

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S3E038: A Voice in the Apocalypse

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S3E037: The Showdown is Here with Special Guest Crrow777

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S3E036: Taking the Pope Hostage

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S3E035: Joseph Campbell’s Conspiracy Journey with Special Guest Alec Ryrie

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S3E034: How to Hide an Empire and Interview with Special Guest Jorge Mesa

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S3E033: The Current Thing

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S3E032: European Shamanism with Special Guest Chance Garton

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S3E031: The Gang Gets Banned from the Rest of the Internet with Special Guest The Odd Man Out

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S3E030: Everything is Star Magic with Special Guest Tom Barnett

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S3E029: Voluntary Crucifixion with Special Guest Jasun Horsley

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S3E028: We've Always Done it This Way

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S3E027: Babe, Please Stop Living like an Ancient Sumerian! with Special Guest Ben Thomas

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S3E026: Trump, the Musical

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S3E025: This Podcast Is Not Real

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S3E024: A.I. is just Indians Being Paid $3 per Hour to Look at the World’s Dick Pics

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S3E023: The Divorce Cliff

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S3E022: Make Armageddon Great Again

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S03E021: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the WEF

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S3E020: We’re Doing it Live!

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S3E019: Lunar Cartography

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S3E018: This is Definitely Not a Cult

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S3E017: Enjoy the War

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S3E016: Medieval People Were Regular Sized

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S3E015: Don’t Trust Anyone Named Ted

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S3E014: Psychic Weather Manipulation and Canned Rice

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S3E013: The Eternal Conspiracy

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S3E012: Reincarnated on the Flat Earth

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S3E011: Lying About Antarctica

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S3E010: Numerological Nutrition Nightmares

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S3E009: Boutique Podcast Pricing

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S3E008: Psyops within Psyops

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S3E007: Happy Irish Juneteenth

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S3E006: Memento Mori

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S3E005: Out-Lawyering The Devil

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S3E004: The Dakota Turtlecorn

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S2E003: Mormon-Pilled in Old Florida

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S3E002: We Got The Fevah

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S3E001: Merry Christmas You Dorks

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S2E047: Season Three Is Within You

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S2E046: The Ascendant Griller

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S2E045: Podcast at the End of the Universe

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S2E044: Gerald Taft's Jade Oboe

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S2E043: Tao Gargoyle Hierarchy Show

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S2E042: Show About Town

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S2E041: House Spirit, Computer Demon

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S2E040: Women, Am I Right?

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S2E039: New Old Conservation

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S2E038: The Illusion Keeps Them Alive

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S2E037: Transmortgages

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S2E036: Nitrogen Scape Goat

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S2E035: Rendlesham Forest

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S2E034: Scurvy Dinos! w/ No. 15

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S2E33: It's OK We Have Machine Gun Now

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S2E032: Planned Obsolescence

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S2E031: Left Brain / Right Brain

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S2E030: Hoes Mad

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S2E029: I Think We're Alone Now

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S2E028: Epistemic Viciousness

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S2E027: Illuminati Show

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S2E026: Shepard Tone World

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S2E025: Fear Based Liability Shields

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S2E024: War Crimes & The Mandela Effect

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S2E023: Defense Against Dialectic Traps

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S2/E022: Alchemical Chicken & Godward Interview

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S2/E021: The House That Jack Built

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S2/E020: Unconscious Monsters

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S2/E019: Genghis Khan Rhinoceros

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S2/E018: Dinosaurs Of The Old West

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S2/E017: We Are Not A Biologist

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S2/E016: 911 Potato Slavery

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S2/E015: Survival Pt. 1 & Ron Dart

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S2/E014: Consenting to War

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S2/E013: Waynel Sexton's Revenge

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S2/E012: Citizen Placenta

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S2/E011: Straight Talk About Convoys

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S2/E010: Black History Celebration!

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S2/E009: Phantom Pipeline Twerkers

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S2/E008: Space & Failed Marriages

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S2/E007: Choose Wisely

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S2/E006: HIV Doesn't Cause Web3

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S2/E005: New Year's St. Nick's

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S2/E004: The Physics of Angels w/ Albert Einstein's Zombie

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S2/E003: Ivory Towers of Technobabble

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S2/E002: Psychic Dog Canon

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S2/E001: Mr. Hilter, I Presume?

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Ep. 100: Feelings of Existential Dread

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Ep. 099: Babylonian Soul Harvest

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Ep. 098: Stone Soup Magic Midget Alcoholic

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Ep. 097: Who Built The Moon?

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Ep. 096: Technologized Bioregionalism Homesteading w/ Jason Snyder

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Ep. 095: Flatpack Existence w/ Existential Pervert

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Ep. 093: Interview w/ Immanuel Kingman

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Ep. 093: Infernal Accountancy

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Ep. 092: Earth Groans and Sky Trumpets

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Ep. 091: Loosh Embargo

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Ep. 090: Happiness w/ No. 15, CEO of Earth

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Ep. 089: A Normal Office Fire of the Vanities

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Ep. 088: Fat Show, Fatso! (Updated)

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Ep. 088: Fat Show, Fatso!

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Ep. 087: We Are (People) Farmers, Bum Ba Dum Bum Bum

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Ep. 086: Lying With Statistics For Fun And Profit

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Ep. 085: Invisible Rainbow

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Ep. 084: Matrix? More like GAYTRIX!

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Ep. 083: Clown World Epistemic Apocalypse

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Ep. 082: Civilization Ending Floods of Mud (or Mucus)

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Ep. 081: Vapor Earth Nostalgia On An Infinite Plane.

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Ep: 080: Non-Dualistic Podcastshow

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Ep. 079: Free Britney

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Ep. 079: Free Britney

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Ep. 078: The Hook Brings You Back

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Ep. 077: The Limits of Hybridization

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Ep. 076: Rightwing Podcastshow

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Ep. 075 MDWK TRNSMSN // Consider The Rooster

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Ep. 074: Pygmies vs. Cranes

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Ep. 073: The Wages Of Sin Is Death

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Ep. 072: Everything is Giants

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Ep. 071: Hear Me Out: Ball Lightning Flail

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Ep. 070: The Universal History of Man

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Ep. 069: JFK w/ Chuck Ochelli

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Ep. 068: Debt and Leverage Galactic Carnival

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Ep. 067: Psychological Reasons

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Ep. 066: Minus-World Blues

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Ep. 065: Satanic Panic

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Ep. 064: SKY PEOPLE FOREVER! HOO-WAH!

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Ep. 063: Mystical Male Vitality Plus Extreme

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Ep. 062: Rubber Ducky Numerology

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Ep. 061: Deconstructivism and JBP Retrospective

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Ep. 060: The BASED Ecumenical Council

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Ep. 059: Fake Nuke Survival Skills

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Ep. 058: Oracle Bone Script Empire

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Ep. 057: Feminist Dark Matter w/ Zachary Garris

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Ep. 056: Men in Black and the Crypto-Yuga

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Ep. 055: Amish Energy for Total Victory

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Ep. 054: Saint Smokestack Does Star Magic (He Doesn't)

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Ep. 053: Never Go Full-Q (Except Right Now)

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Ep. 052: The Endless American Meat Shower

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Ep. 051: Figgy Pudding (Or We Stab You)

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Ep. 050: Dark Winter and Hernando De Soto

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Ep. 049: Epistemic Crisis

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Ep. 048: Magic Spells for Modern Technocrats

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Ep. 047 MDWK TRNSMSN // COVID Perceptual Bubble

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Ep. 045: New American Folk Heroes (or Villains?)

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Ep. 046: MDWK TRNSMSN // Electoral Underbelly Update

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Ep. 044: Interview w/ Roy Blackstone

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Ep. 043: MDWK TRNSMSN // Party On, Wayne County

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Ep. 042: "Dirtbags You Can Live With"

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Ep. 041: "Massively Fraudulent"

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Ep. 040: "Hashtag Science"

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Ep. 039: "This Isn't Even Our Gregarious Form"

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Ep. 38: "Physics gives rise to Metaphysics"

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Ep. 037: "Frank Stranges & Valiant Thor"

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Ep. 036: "Lesser Suicides"

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Ep. 035: "Slightly Spooky"

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Ep. 034: "Violence"

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Ep. 033: "Crossing the Rubicon"

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Ep. 032: "The Once and Future Old West"

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Ep. 030: "The Tao of Conspiracy"

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Ep. 031: Interview w/ Matthew Kresal

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Ep. 029: "2+2≠5"

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Episode. 028: "All Aboard The Mother Wheeeeeel"

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Ep. 027: "Penguin-Based Societies of the Future"

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Ep. 026: "Things Have Only Begun To Get Weird."

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Ep. 024: "Santa Claus the Fungus Spirit."

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Ep. 025: "Hi Robert"

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Ep. 023: "Decomposer Sex Jokes & Bigfoot"

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Ep. 022: "Moon Landing Pt. 2 w/ Rocketman"

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Ep. 021: "Talking Moon Landing w/ No. 15, CEO of Earth"

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Ep. 019: "Dostoevsky and Torturing Smokestack With Unanswerable Questions."

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Ep. 018: "Spontaneous Land Raft!"

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Special Almost Live Edition: "RIOT RIOT, and the problem of pain."

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Ep. 017: "Owls, Fairy Tales, and Aquaponics"

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Ep. 016: "Loud, Clacky Buttons. Halloweeny Things."

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Ep. 015: "Let Your Freak Flag Fly"

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Ep. 014: "The Frontier Soul and The Airship of 1897"

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Ep. 013: Pro Wrestling SMACKDOWN w/ guest SUPLEX

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Ep. 012: "Pandemic Schoolmarm-ism, Dwarf-life v. Elf-life, Probability waves of chaos."

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Ep. 011: "Depression, COVID treatment power games, Homeschooling, Vampires"

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Ep. 010 "Protestant Work Ethic, Alchemy and John Dee, Number Theory of Reality"

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Ep. 009: "Nude workouts, quarantine gardening, and relativistic space travel."

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Ep. 008: "Down with the sniffle-monsters in Slab City."

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Ep. 007: "Our most deadly show to date."

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Ep. 006: "Podcast Jubilee w/ No. 15, CEO of Earth"

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Ep. 005: "Awkwardly laughing at the apocalypse"

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Ep. 004: "Morphogenetic Fields and making your own tools"

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Ep. 003: "Metaphorical Ghosts"

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Ep. 002: "Building a Trucker/NIMBY Army for Fractal Purposes"

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Ep. 001: "MAPS is not a terrorist organization."