All Episodes

Nothing’s gonna save us—not music, fashion, film, or this podcast.

I just want to lay there and have someone else be like, 'I'm having fun.'"

Your Pastor Loves You So Much, He Needs a Private Jet

Grandma's Watching. Get Fucked?!

Most Pretty Dicks Are On Ugly Faces

Wait… You Can’t Botox Your Knees?

Wait, You Don't Trim an Abandoned Lawn?

I Just Realized That I'm Not Even Really Taking the Medication the Way I Should Be

The Gooner Algorithm: Squeezing the Sac and Thick Bands

You got so much attention when you were fatter... Now we walk in and we're just old

You Cannot Send a Silicone Torso Sex Toy to Your Mother’s House.

If you’re a boy who wants to play the 'get married' game [as a child], you’re gay. Bottom. You want to be the bride.

You are fisting a cow to get it pregnant. Is that what God wants?

Face Jobs and Foreskin Philosophy

She Had A Condom In Her Vagina For A Week

It’s our first rapture party. Beam me up, Lorde

How gay is professional wrestling? It’s a soap opera for men.

Imagine wanting a straight best friend who lets you see his wiener but also is really nice

Say hi Jimmy boy

This guy was throat-goating like he was trying to swallow the truth.

Once a Piece of Food Goes In Your Mouth, It Doesn't Go Back on the Plate

I hope he chokes on an ice cream cone

Your Girl With IBS is Getting Finger Banged in First Class

Hot Dogs On White Bread Sound Like Something Katy Perry Would Eat

I’m not good at spitting, but I’m great at throwing up.

Can I take this medicine orally or anally? You decide

I got milked by my own shit!

Putin Must Have The Piss Tapes....

He grabbed my dick to help me pee, and I’m supposed to thank him?

I was transphobic… against trans fats

I had nipple discharge once. I didn’t know that could happen.

Why do they think I’m a squirter? These Instagram ads are violating my dignity.

I once argued with Jesus about brainwashing while he was folding origami swans out of Butterfinger BB wrappers

Twist ties on trash bags are proof the world isn’t ready for solutions—why fix it when we can frustrate everyone instead?

Trump’s Space Force captured alien drones loaded with Galaxy Gas while Spirit Airlines passengers at Pig Week raved to Luigi Mangione’s EDM set in fisting slings.

Why are priests so hot and so obviously gay? It's a problem

Imagine being Lindsey Graham, F*cking Mike Huckabee in a hunting tent while pretending you’re not gay—dream big, girl!

Tariffs are just economic cock-blocks for dumb straight bros

Founding Daddies: Spilling the Tea on Today's Government

We're Not Anti-Vagina, We Just Don't Prefer It

I thought I was going to come out of the closet while getting my wisdom teeth out!

Bobby AI Takes over this week - Find out why!!!

Mission trips are out. No one needs your savior complex in 2024 **UNEDITED**

Charli XCX’s concert left me thirstier than a bottom at Pride

We weren’t just blacked out; we were spiritually somewhere else for eight days.

What Are You Doing In That Hole? You Breathing?

This Is a No-Edit Episode, So Watch Your Fu*king Mouth.

Its Giving Big Dad Energy

If The Last Supper Had An Open Bar, There Would've Been Less Holy Communion And More Divine Hookups

Brat Pack Life: Fluff That Little Hog, Strut Your Stuff, and Make No Apologies

Drunk national anthems, devilish speeches, and gapped-tooth gays—just another day in America's circus

Living In A Neon Pink Speedo World Where Cups Have Names And Dogs Twerk On Counters

Something's Poking Them in Between Their Shoulder Blades....It's Your Dick

The Case of the Escaping Thong and Wandering Balls

Who Needs Deodorant at a Musk Party When You Have Sulfuric Burps and Dry Mouth Nightmares?

Watching Your Kid's Half Ass Achievements Isn't as Fun as My Night in the Dark Room at the Eagle

Seduction Games, Wiener Hunting, and Alleyway Secrets

She went from cute little pop star to Bleach-Blonde, Bad-Built, Butch Body Lowe's lesbian

My Parrot Bit Me While I Stuffed a Ziploc Bag Filled With Vaseline in the Mattress

Todd Likes The Inverted Dick. So There's Somebody For Everybody

This Is Why I Go to Gay Campgrounds That Are Nude: Because Then You Don't Have to Dress Up

You Can't Put Your Own C*ck On A Pedestal

I Don't Care If You Identify As A Goddamn Hobbit With Size D T*ts And A D*ck

Earthquakes Won't Stop Banjee Bitches from Smoking Candy Cigarettes on the Front Porch or Having A Sexual Revolution

Big Pharma's Coin Grab, Plane Lady Cocktails, & Life's Bizarre Plot Twists

Bulge Bands and Wh*re Cutoffs: Dressing for the Attention You Want

Grab Life by the Bulge: Unzipping the Secrets of Flaccid Confidence, Digital Flirting, and the Twists of Modern Gay Banter

Dry D*ck's in Gilead: Navigating Midlife Crises with Kate Middleton's Photoshop Skills and Amanda Bynes' Fashion Sense.

I'm Going To Be So Hot That Nobody's Going To Be Able To Say No To Me At Any Moment

I Just Try to Be Nice To People Because I Don't Want Them To Shoot Me

Your Daddy's Home: Time to Play

We're Both Ready, We're Both F*ckable

Atlantis Cruise and GHB – The Ultimate Vanishing Act

The Big Easy or The Big Disaster? Hand Grenades, Rugby Duffs, and the Gay Stare

We Used to Dread the Word 'THICK.' Now, It's Our Personal Brand and We're Fully Trademarked

If We Were Straight, We Would Probably Be Homophobic

I love Christmas because you could be a fairy and get away with it

Why pay for the milk when you can have the cow for free?

Gay Face Is So Real

I'm a Sun-Kissed Peeling Semaglutide W**re; Call Me Mother Teresa of the Gays

If the Boys Aren't Poppin', I'm Poppin' Out of Here for Some Ice Cream

I have a priest cousin. Every time I see him, I realize he's gay

I call it 'Sunday hung day' – no underwear and just chill

Chastity Cages: Lockdowns Aren't Just for Pandemics

Lights, Camera, Reflection! A Deep Dive into Celebrity Journeys and the Controversial World of Medical Marketing | Not Well | Gay Comedy Podcast

If You Seek Amy, Find Taylor Swift and Britney Spears for the Tea

No....I Don't Want You Licking My Peanut Butter Hole

I Don't Hate People, I Just Don't Like Them

I'm almost convinced that I would believe in aliens more than I believe in Jesus.

Cringe Stories with Bobby (Jim Will Be Horrified)

A Handy A Day Keeps The Doctor Away

Fill Me Up Daddy

She's Educated But Ghetto As F*ck

Heavenly Hookup: A Priestly Affair to Remember

Update

Mummy Dearest: The United States Government Is Closer to Mummification than Their Next Deep Breath

Don't Trust A Snail Trail In The Woods At a Gay Resort

I want you to go unhhhhhhhh

Glory Holes Prove That Connections Come in Unexpected Places

I Ate the Body of Christ in a Van Down By The River

Sucker For Punishment

Gay Title Goes Here

Lovers Whose Genitals Were Like Those of Donkeys and Whose Emission Was Like That of Horses

The King & Queen of Cringe

She's Still Not Doing So Well

Hot, Bothered, and High: Work Stress, Budweiser Gripes, and the Allure of the Oblivious Nerd

Between a Coffin and a Crusty Place: Exploring Queer Identity in a World of Dry Italian Bread

Staring Down 39: Like a Bedazzled Grim Reaper in a Pride Parade

Skinny Dipping into the Deep End of Life

Laughing With the 'F*cked Up' Gals

I may not have the perfect body, but I have the perfect personality

Robot Takeover: Our AI-Powered, Not-So-Human Podcast Episode

Hold My Oregano, I'm Diving into Relationships and Existential Dread!

Sushi Scuffles, Queer Quandaries, and Everything In Between

Drag Queens, Drive-Thrus & Disaster: The Ultimate 'Not Well' Journey

Unmasking Hilarity: Vulnerability, Bathroom Chronicles, and Cocaine Cats

Tea and Tales from the St. Regis: A Gay Podcast Adventure

A Gay Guide To Gay Ski Week In Park City Utah

Do we know you? Yea...You Touched My Husbands D*ck Last Weekend

Driving and Wine-ing with the Pringles Can Lady: Navigating Chinese Balloons and Nervous Breakdowns

The Fat Man's Little Coat of Emotions

Sprained Ankles and Anti-Sodomy Laws: A Hilarious Night Out with Bobby and Jim

Catching Flights Not Feelings

The Drag Race to Congress: Drama Queens of the House of "Representatives"

The Trough Feeders of Golden Corral

It's Always Big Boy Season

The Gay Guide to Ditching Religion, Avoiding Reacherhood, and Navigating the Selfie World

I feel a cramp coming on...fetch me a banana daddy

Grey Sweatpants Are One Of Life's Greatest Gifts

The One Where We Get Cancelled

Soaking? Back In My Day We Had To Keep The D**K In The Pants...

It's Called mimosas, Gay mimosas... so its worse...

Being A Gay In The Back Room Is The Best Feeling

Just A Gay Podcast Minding Our Wilton Manors

We're a Gay Podcast & We're On Our Vigilanti Sh*t Again

"Fill her up with your Big wood & logs"

We Came In Like Two Huge Wrecking Balls

"The Devolution of a Gay Podcast"

A Prelude To Our Next Episode

Lexapro, Gay Clicks (tribes) & Basic Fall Pumpkin Lovers

The Minus In LGBTQIA+

Pinhole In A Tire

God Save Our Voluptuous Queens

Do I Just Love Self Sabotage?

This one’s for you!!

What The Word? Oh Yea....Vulnerability

All They Have Is Harry Styles

Your Office Etiquette Is Showing

Fast Food Challenge

He Was Confident, Caring, Sweet, & Funny

I have been microchipped and Here is the Proof.

True Love, Subway Sandwiches, & Chasing Dreams

You Know A Vagina Doesn't Have Teeth, Right?

Nashville Is A Gay Circuit Party For Straights.

The Covenant of Circumcision

Why are you exposing that inner thigh?

Southern Grits and Bad Choices: What You Need to Know About Noah's Gay Ark

There Better Be An Open Bar At My Wake

God Was a Backstabbing Bitch!!!

I Filled A Ziploc Bag With Vaseline

Delivering For Our Future with Dr. Anita Somani

Under His Eye

Bobbin for Apples is How I Got This Neck

My Chemical Gaymance

Is it the weed or just pink eye?!?

F.U.P.A. Phone Case

ALL HAIL BALENCI-USSIES

Did Mayans have chodes?

Drink Your Juice Shelby

Choke Me With Your CPap Hose Daddy

HSA Shopping Spree (OUR AUDIO GOT A LITTLE MESSED UP!!!)

You've Had Too Many Meat Sticks In Your Night

I Thought You Were a Wh*re and I Realized You Aren't

Rode Hard & Put Up Wet

C*m Flavored Chocolate

You Need To Brush Your Hair

Reagan's Grave Is A Gender Neutral Bathroom

Your Truth Is A F**king Mess

Spoon-Fed Heterosexuality

My Gay "Straight" Boyfriend

Sucky Ducky

Someone Call 911

Jesus Was A Queer

Golden Shower Ticket

Full and Loaded

F*cking Idiots From Ohio (FIFO)

I'm Not A Robot

Well Hung Stockings

Naked Hot Tub Time Machine

Socks On, No Homo

Through Him, With Him, In Him

Shower P*ssy

The Eiffel Tower

Wake Up Like Beyoncé, Flawless

What's New Pussy Cat?

That Escalated Quickly (Boiling Point, Main Character of your life, Cancel Culture, Invisible Disabilities)

Cha Cha Cha Cha Changes (Gay Bar hookup, Lifestyle change, LA, Changes coming)

I Spent $600 At A Strip Club (Attitude problems, Strip clubs, money, binge drinking)

Here We Are Now, Entertain Us (Grunge, Seattle, Los Angeles, Mugging)

Masters Of Mayhem (Instagram, Polyamory, Sobriety, Sex, Trans Gay Men)

She's Fully Made Of Wax But We're Not Body Shaming (Shitting Pants, Skincare, Plastic Surgery, Hate Mail, Privilege)

A Look Back (Street Interviews, Drag Queen, Being Black and Gay & Miz)

It Does A Body Good (Emo, Ugly Private Parts, Milk Drinking, Misfits)

Puke & Rally ( Labor Day Binge, Management, Cash Only Bars, Weddings)

Off The Grid (Heartbreak, Gum, Weed, First Kiss, Kayne West)

OnlyFans (Religion, Sex Worker, LA, Drinking, Pray Away)

You Did What??? (Drunk, Comedy Shows, Sh*t Shows, Multiple Personality disorder)

That's Hot (Casinos, Cooking with Paris Hilton, Birthday Binge, Bathhouse)

Teabag Him, Mary! (Originality, Death, Voice Messages, Alcohol)

Such As Why? (Smoking, Sleep, Fisting, Body of Christ)

I'm Not Actually A Fan (Trauma, Cardboard Olympic Beds, Crushes, Jury Duty, Chubs)

Daddy Chill (Catfishing , Stepping into Psycho, Butt Plugs, Dentist Office, Body count)

I'm not gonna say anything because it looks tragic (Gay Camping, Penises, Blowjobs, Sex, Mexico)

Smoke Em If You Got Em (Surprise Conversation, Work Meetings, Sex, Porn, Flaccid)

S.T.F.U ( Work, Trans Athletes, White Gays, Margarita Delivery, Adult Swim)

I Actually Don't Know Why I Didn't Get High Before Going To High School (Wake and Bake, Manscaping, Gay Swimming, Morning)

She Just Tries So Hard to be Different ... It's Not Even Natural (Queerbaiting, Gay Awakening, Tongue Smiles, Straight guys, sex experimentation)

Ok Well... Try Shitting In The Non-binary Bathroom At Stonewall (New York Gays, New York City, Recording Together, Blowjob at The Eagle)

I Think He Is Ok (Mix Minus Podcast Feud, NYC trip, Gay Comedy, Cliffhanger ending)

No One Ever Called You Ugly And No One Ever Called You Pretty (Gender Labels, Puppets, "Minimum Wage Gays", They/them pronouns))

I Was Like In Gay Heaven, But Straight Hell For Gays (Airplanes, Spelling Bee, Brooklyn, Milking the Prostate)

My Friends Had A Nickname For Me (Brunch, Anti-Vaxxers, Earth, Problematic gays, Ecstasy)

It’s Just A Whole Cornucopia Of Horse Shit (lying, dark game show, the nose, demi lovato)

I Just Laid On The Ground With A Bike On Top Of Me (Reality star comes out, Bathroom habits, Bike accident in Central Park, Aliens)

I Wish I Could Glitch Out Of This Bitch (Simulation Theory, Funeral Arrangements, Lube, Organisms)

You're the type of person that has nothing to say but everything to say (Lil Nas X, Disagreements, Celebrity Mental Health, Sexual Tension & Photos)

Yea…Good Thing I Am Not The One Complaining About Bags Under My Eyes You Old Ugly Bitch (Covid, Virginity, Comedy Profession, Aging)

I Love It...You're Drinking Wine Out Of A Whiskey Glass (Leashes, Elementary School, Babysitters, Legal Fun, Tobacco))

F**k You Seth. I Really Liked You. (Too High, Royals, Point of Life, Twins, Gays, Sex & More)

I Had To Go To Macy's, Like Any Self Respecting Midwesterner Would ( Manscaping, Lung Pills, Suit Sizing, Sex, Consent & Gay Reddit Bashing)

He Literally Has Margarita In His Lungs Right Now (Mid-Life Crisis, Fantasy, Duck Anatomy & Sex)

I don't feel bad for you if you didn't exercise your total intelligence (Dick Size, Sherry Pie, Salad Tossing, HIV Stigma, Clouds & Bad Leadership)

I Had An Apple For Dinner... I'm Skinny (Beards, Straight Women Allies, Gay, Consent & Female Anatomy)

I Fell Into A Pile Of Clothes And Faked A Seizure Because She Wasn't Talking To Me (Hand Jobs, Bananas, Open Relationships & Barber Shops)

My portfolio tanked so I got into porn (OnlyFans, Wall Street, Stocks & Snow)

With a Taste of a Poison Paradise, I'm Addicted to You, Don't You Know That You're Toxic? (Toxic Gays, Plant Gays, Butt Plugs, Urinals & Trouble)

If Armie Hammer Wants To Break My Ribs And Eat Me Alive, All The Power To Him (Thrussy,Circle Jerks, Life, Gay Drama)

I Kissed My Grandfather Goodbye In That Rotunda (Fat Shaming, Cousins, Gay Straight Guys, Capitol Domestic Terrorism, Butt Plugs & ASMR)

I had this really weird thing where I had to sweat every day to feel good or else I felt like really puffy (Gayming, New Years, Bottomless Margaritas & Gays over covid)

This Is My Last Sober Episode, I Can't Do This (Diets, Gay stuff, Abuse & Eating disorders)

Is Cialis A Sleeping Pill? (Death Comedy, Feeling unlovable & being in a gay neighborhood)

Our World is so Complex and so Subjective That There's Just so Many Different Views. (Gay Only Fans, Death Penalty, Pineapple Express, Ableism & More)

Well, I Am Never Going To Have The Body In Order To Get An Invite To Fire Island (Basic Gay Bitches, Whale Blubber & More)

You Need Three Oxygens Everyday To Live, Therefore And Such As. Feat Michael Burke (Being Gay and Bold, Comedy, Thanksgiving, Gen Z & More)

It's like oh, I would hug you goodbye but it's COVID and like jealousy! (Georgia, Covid-19, Gay, Grinder, Nudes & so much shade)

Where is Nicolas Cage When You Need Him? ( QAnon, Antifa, Trump, Biden, Gays, Voting & more)

Together We Stand. Divided We Fall (Post Election Nightmare)

Dental Dam, Percocet Voice & Witch Weed (In other words, its our Gay Halloween Special)

Just Because You Are In The Middle Of An Eiffel Tower Does Not Mean You Can Just Ignore A Pandemic Featuring Britt East

Are You Breaking Up With Me Because I'm Alive? (Yoga, Cancer & Loving Yourself)

Yes...And... (a look into improv, comedy & life Featuring Michael Burke)

I need to make sure some prescriptions are filled before I think things that I don't want to say. (Featuring Joey Skladany)

Blink If You're Ok Ladies (Featuring Hall Monitor of the Universe)

What if God Was One of Us? (Just a Gay Like Some of Us)

Higher-Fatter-Drunker

Is Kansas City The F Capital of the World? (Gay Travel & Problematic Slurs)

I Shoved That Thing As Far Back As I Could

The Lights Are On But No One Is Home

Back To The Future - Friendships, Gay Stuff & The Past

Life, Liberty & Happiness.....Kind of (Attachment Theory)

Pull Forward or I am Going to Ram You!!

Lets Go Back In Time

You Can't Teach Someone Common Sense

Pride - LGBTQIA+ Round Table

It Was Gen Z Eating The Tide Pods

It's No Wonder You didn't find love, You didn't pay for it (Gay & Straight Dating)

A Bird in the Hand is Worth Two in the Gay Bush

We Need To Talk

Who Woulden't Want A Handjob From Nancy? Gays of course.

Rough On My Hole, Rough On My Gay Reputation

White People Are The Problem

You Think These Kids Not Going To Prom is Hard? Us Trying To Lose Weight, That's What's Hard

Typhoid Mary Got On A Gay Bus

Talk About a Gay Rant

Misery Loves Its Gay Company

I'm Not Paying Unless I Come

Gay Dancing Shark Featuring Anthony Villiotti

She's a Hose Water Girl...and She Knows It

Quarantine Your Attitude

We're A lot More Alike Than We Are Different (Being Black & Being Gay)

Sunday Funday With Corona Virus (social experiment gone wrong)

Everybody Needs a Gay Daddy

I Need to Tell Myself to Fuck Off / Gay California Escape

Update / Hello

Christmas Bonus Episode

Well, Once You Feed a Stray Cat....GAY

Trans is Beautiful with Roxy Nikole

I'm a Sugar Baby

Let Us Give Thanks / Thanksgiving Gay and Straight Perspectives

Plenty O' Cookies / Gay Drag Queen Baker

Manifest What We Want / Spirituality Talk With Manjii

Death and All Their Friends / Coping with Death

O Canada / Featuring Transgender Comedian Tranna Wintour

Highlights For Gays - Perception of the gay community

When You Call Your Wife "Mother", You Have To Wonder (if you're gay) / The Fall Season Is Here

I Am Going To Throw Up But Not Because You're Gay - Coming Out

You Like the Way My Voice Sounds? - Catch Up / Gay Speech / Etc

This is Not About You - Foster-Care / IVF

Keep Your Respite / Gay Community and Gay Bars

I Feel Like the Universe is About Me...So...I Just Am...About the Universe - Gay Rural Talk / All Over the Place

Uniquely Ordinary - Mental Health When You are Gay

Actually, I Don't - Heartbreak/ Ending a Wedding

I'm a Bear and I am Hot - Gay Educational Terminology

She's Got 99 Problems and a Bitch is One - Dating Gay & Straight

Please Take A Moment And Search For The Nearest Gay Exit

She's Not Doing So Well - WHO ARE WE? COME FOLLOW US