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Bunker crossover! – Hot Take Time Machine – The month's weirdest columns with Miranda Sawyer and Jonn Elledge
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Miranda Sawyer’s comeback news! – Talk ’90s to me – New podcast extravaganza!

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A taster of CRIME SCENE, our new podcast – Episode 1: Guns of London
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Goodbye from Paper Cuts — Star brands Reeves “Lettuce 2.0” — Pegging goes mainstream

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Blue Peter’s most scandalous moments – Is your town posh enough for Gail’s? – The Mail says naughty kids are possessed

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“I’ve fallen for a wimp,” Liz Jones reveals– Are middle-aged men in crisis? – Fashionistas abandon ‘woke’

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Musk steals credit for astronaut rescue – Do blondes really have more fun? – Woo-woo life lessons from Gwyneth Paltrow

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Is Rod Stewart 'Brat'? – The truth about St. Patrick’s Day – Paris fashion week on a budget

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Lettuce Liz’s steamy affair exposed! – The healing power of gossip – Chefs serve up revenge to critics

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Can Trump bully Putin into peace? – Gen Z reinvent bunking off at work – Shocking style trend: fake nipples?

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Meet the hollywood "Donald Dashers" — Confessions of a Kids' footie ref
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Ranked: The biggest Covid eff ups – The Mail goes ‘Fat Jab’ crazy – Meet the women lusting over Bigfoot

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Trump cuts off Ukraine – Meghan’s Netflix show fallout – Meet the stage-door stalkers

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Daily Mail’s war on “woke” pancakes! – Our wildest tattoo regrets revealed – Meet the King’s handsome bodyguards

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Trump vs. Zelenskyy gets even the Mail angry – Grumpy middle aged men are back – Bleat it! Could lambing change your life?

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Bad Bromance! Did Starmer really charm Trump? – Katy Perry is going into space? – Spreadsheets: the formula for love

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Your ultimate guide to the red carpet – ‘The Way They Were’ podcast crossover!

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Are the Nazis back? – Blake vs. Baldoni! Inside the Hollywood scandal! – Secret diaries of a Tory enforcer

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“King Trump” sparks UK press fury – ”Get out my pub!” 40 Years of Eastenders – The Mail’s Viagra betrayal

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Family fortunes! Poshos fight over big house – How's your handshake? – The fascinating world of fish

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BAFTAs breakdown: The Pope vs. Wallace and Gromit – Inside the bank of mum and dad – Do we all want to be a ‘kept woman’?

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Did Trump betray Ukraine? – "Why I slept with my son-in-law!" – The Guardian’s Valentine’s Day disasters

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Have centrist dads turned toxic? – “Oh no! Mum’s on shrooms” – How honest should your mates really be?

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Minister sacked over WhatsApp chat — Play your cards right? Gen Z loves Tarot — Confessions of a toyboy

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“Stagflation” nightmare for Reeves — Was Elvis an alien messiah? — Self care is killing our social lives

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Has Kanye gone too far this time? – Adrian Chiles vs. zips – The Mail’s sex survey shocker

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Starmer's European charm offensive– Bad Rep! Are men ruining the gym? – MAGA makeover! Get the Melania Trump look

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Is Brexit back? – Unlawful discharge: the cyber fart legal drama – Confessions of a newly single mum

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Bridget Jones: Gen Z Icon? – What is the UK’s sexiest accent? – Liz Jones catches a love rat

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Inside Trump’s grim first week — Can you judge a date by their dinner plate? — 2025’s hot new trend: Dressing like a yeti

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What the Southport killings tell us about Britain – "Most divisive Oscars ever"? – Gwyneth Paltrow’s Valentine's gift guide

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The secret history of the Village People —Telegraph toff vs. Kneecap — Inside Spotify’s awful billion streams club

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Trump inauguration bonanza – Has America turned on Harry and Meghan? – Could a private detective save your love life?

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Are the Obamas on the rocks? – Boo hoo! Ex-Tory MPs can't get a job – Meet the Hollywood orgasm coach

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Is there a Traitor in your office? – How to avoid A.I. slop – The Guardian: “Don't sleep with your partner”

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Is Dominic Cummings really behind Musk’s war on Starmer? – Zuckerberg's very bad week – Sexy movies for women: they’re everywhere!

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Is Labour having a Liz Truss moment? – Is The Traitors too middle-class? – How to ‘half-arse’ your way to success!

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Et tu, Elon? Billionaire backstabs Farage – Fight Dryanuary, drink absinthe! – Are hairdos ruining YOUR love life?

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The Best of 2024

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Year in Review part 3: The return of Trump, the Wicked cast gets weird and BRAT

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Year in Review part 2: The Genny Lecs, Euros reaction and Britain’s riot shame

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Year in Review part 1: Where was Kate Middleton?, Baby Reindeer Mania and the hopeless Tories.

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Starmer vs Musk over $100m to Farage – Michael Gove in public snog horror – How to swerve family rows at Christmas

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His Royal Spyness: Prince Andrew’s China syndrome – Is Strictly the last great TV moment? – Sex and raving with mum and dad? Eww!

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Starmer and Badenoch's sandwich standoff – Inside the Buckingham Palace Crimbo punch up – Winging it! The weird world of fairy erotica

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Bonus episode: The ultimate Chrimbo sandwich showdown – Plus: What not to drink at your Xmas party

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Syria’s tyrant toppled at last – Why nobody’s snitching on the Hot Hitman – Dating apps are OVER! Pray for Liza Jones and Vanessa Feltz

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The Mail loses it over Starmer’s relaunch – Hitman targets healthcare CEO – Have you been shamed by Spotify wrapped?

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Why is The Guardian on strike? Plus – Trump’s Christmas tat and other interior design disasters

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Biden pardons his son, Trump rages — The Paper Cuts Xmas party survival guide — “I gave up Hollywood to be a trad wife”

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What did Gregg Wallace do? Latest BBC scandal explained — The pettiest influencer battle so far — Would you go to a daytime rave?

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‘Everything Is News’ crossover edition! – Get a vasectomy for Net Zero, Drake takes Kendrick beef to court, and could YOU survive Trump’s diet?

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Storm Bert chaos: Were warnings wrong? – The Telegraph gets serious about jumpers – “Oh no, Mum’s watching p*rn again!”

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Paper Cuts Classified – Live on Zoom!

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Captain Tom charity finally exposed! – Could Jeremy Clarkson be Britain’s Trump? – The allure of the Lidl middle aisle

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Extra episode – How is Cher so cool? and Brat: The word that won't go away

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World War Three? Biden's risky missile plan – Take That! Boybands reveal all – What’s behind the boredom epidemic?

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Elon Musk's crazy week with Trump – Gladiator battle! Paul Mescal vs. Paddington – The papers go moth mad!

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Bonus episode: Do's and don'ts for the modern office – The Times gets serious about kids flicks

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Starmer’s dilemma: EU vs Trump? – Are you a “Dark Empath”? – Mad for it! We bring back the 90s

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Putin and Trump: Best friends forever – Prince William's very bad year – Meet Gary Barlow’s big son

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Trump won – how did Harris lose? – special reaction with American Friction

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Kemi Badenoch gets the Mail excited – Are you common? – The Guardian guide to holding a grudge

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The Telegraph and farmers lead Budget outrage – Trump sues TV channel, Biden bites baby – The pros and cons of “sleep divorce”

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Halloween Bonus: The Mail vs. Spooky Season – plus a tale of revenge!

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MP thumps constituent… allegedly! – Jeff Bezos bends the knee to Trump – Un-Brie-lievable! The Great Cheese Robbery

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Let’s get fiscal! Has Reeves gone borrowing mad? –”I left my husband for a horse” – The science of being sexy

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Taster – ‘Why do people join cults?’ – from the new series of Why? with Emma Kennedy
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Bonus episode: Lara Croft vs. Wagatha Christie

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Is Elon Musk trying to buy the US election? – Rivals mania! The papers go Cotswolds crazy – Has Ozempic saved the world?

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Liam Payne: How the papers covered One Direction tragedy – Cheating scandal shocks conker bashers – Why stylists want you to cut up your trousers

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Paper Cuts – Live at the Clapham Grand!

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Finally, a Taylor Swift/Keir Starmer scandal! – Are you an ‘emotional vampire’? – The ’80s are back! Again!

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How did the Tories end up with Badenoch and Jenrick? – What's your 'winter arc'? Inside the new health fad – Are you a toxic fan?

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Bonus edition: A double dose of holidays from hell

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Musk and Trump’s bad bromance – Why did Sue Gray have to go? – The Guardian’s terrible sex tips

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Did Starmer surrender the Chagos islands? – Cut the Cord! It's time to retire the G-string – Inside Daniel Craig’s midlife fashion crisis

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Kemi Badenoch’s weird maternity pay outburst – Love tragedy for the Mail’s Liz Jones, again – Normcore: ten years of the age of beige

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Boris Johnson’s book ‘bombshells’ – Meet Britain’s smuggest trad wife – Kiss off! The art of the political smooch

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How Musk made the right wing even weirder – Meghan Markle's redemption tour – Is this Britain's worst mother-in-law?

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Tabloid frenzy over Starmer's sausage slip-up – The Philip Schofield comeback nobody wants – Who is behind the Yorkshire poison pen scandal?

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Starmer promises “light at end of tunnel” – Who killed the Cornish pasty? – A lazy guide to looking busy at work

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Rayner investigated over free holiday – “Why I married my ex husband” – Would you live your life as a dog?

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Starmer gifts row rolls on – Sex, drugs and Swiss rolls! Confessions from an elite boarding school – Guardian readers share their awkward dates

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Why does Sue Gray get paid more than Starmer? – Class Act! Badenoch’s McDonald's revelation – The rise of fast food fashion

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Hezbollah pager explosions: What do we know? – Tabloids rage at Labour’s WFH plan – The Guardian guide to Britcore

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Huw Edwards latest: Disgraced BBC star avoids jail – Starmer backlash over Meloni meeting – The wild world of boozy advent calendars

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Trump assassination attempt : What we know so far – Harry turns 40 and the Mail still hates him! – Should you use tech to track your partner?

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Is Keir Starmer going to ban junk food? – Making a moo-derer! The world of killer cows – “Help! My daughter is a food snob”

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Starmer to NHS: “Reform or die” – Dodgy Queen statue looks like Mrs. Doubtfire – The strange world of toe wrestling

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Harris vs. Trump debate: Who won? – American right-wingers vs. Winston Churchill – Ranked: The worst celebrity apologies

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Princess Kate video: Why are the papers so obsessed? – Taylor Swift’s Donald Trump dilemma – The ’90s crisp resurgence

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Keir Starmer’s winter fuel payments showdown – The secret lives of Hollywood assistants – Are you a toxic 'streak' addict?

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Jeremy Kyle quizzed on guest death – Who killed the Russian spy whale? – "My mum was a dominatrix"

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Grenfell Inquiry: Who’s to blame? – Are Taylor and Travis faking their relationship? – Meet the gravy wrestling champ

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Musicians vs. Trump: Who's banned him using their songs now? – The Mafia takeover Woking – Basket case! What does your shopping say about your love life

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Tory leadership: Are the Conservatives just “weird”? – History is bunk! Pride in Britain’s past falls – The countryside vs. your sex life

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Huge protests in Israel explained – Inside the Oasis ticket queue scandal – Hunting for aliens, ghosts and BigFoot

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Starmer bins Thatcher portrait – The Times' latest middle class sex party investigation – Barking Mad! Boffins talk to dogs

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Will Starmer ban smoking in beer gardens? – Why it’s cool to be a cat lady – The Telegraph is baffled by superfans

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