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Trump: "Call me Nelson Mandela 2.0" – The nightmare Disney dreamland for grown-ups – "Don't wanna date me? I'll sue you!"

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Why the Mail hates Angela Rayner – Hardest Geezer’s Africa run: record faker? – How to be a love rat

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Grindr MP’s blackmail bungle – The Amy Winehouse film nobody wants – Blind Date is back. WHY?

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Labour set to smash Blair’s victory – Buried in balls! The Guardian finds its happy place – Have you got the perfect number of friends?

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Horror at killing of Brit aid workers – Could AI bots land you a new job? – Jonathan Ross tells you to stop showering

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Sunak wants to fine the homeless – Gwyneth Paltrow’s laser dildo – The world’s creepiest nepo baby

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Special guests Boris Johnson and Liz Truss review the papers

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Best of the Year so far!

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Sorted for Eels and Whizz – Stop getting Easter wrong! – Romance is dead: Inside the crush crash

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What’s Prince Harry got to do with P Diddy? – Bum notes! It's time to talk about pegging – Kim Wrong-Un: North Korea versus Alan Titchmarsh

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Trump narrowly escapes going bust – Are you a Bonking Boomer or an Anxious Alpha? – Nadine Dorries is feeling sexy at 66

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Kate news sparks panic backtracks – Women! Strike for the right to be lazy – Could you survive 24 hours in a Wetherspoon’s?

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The Sun’s woke police slam England’s new shirt – Elephants in Hyde Park – Yolk? Oh no! Creme Egg wars

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The Obama-Macron muscle-off - Is 90 the new 30? - Telegraph: “Death to self check outs!”

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“Leave Kate alone!” says photo flogger – Are YOU having a quarter-life crisis? – Dress like your nan, say fashionistas

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We've found Princess Kate! – Jeremy Clarkson vs. Jane Austen – Who cancelled guinea pigs?

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Bonkers Tories: 'Let's swap Rishi for Penny' – Men want big butts and we’ll tell you why – Romantic tales of ‘missed connections’

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Small votes crisis! No May election, says Sunak – Meghan launches tat for toffs – Are you a DINKWAD?

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Why is America banning TikTok? – Would you go to sea on the Titanic 2? – “I’m so gorgeous I’ve never been dumped”

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Tory moneyman’s race row – Lily Allen: “My kids ruined my career” – Vets have gone to the dogs

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Princess Kate says: “Soz, I'm rubbish at Photoshop!” – Does 30p Lee's flounce matter? – Could you work for a Scorpio?

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Kate Middleton photoshop conspiracy – Who stole the show at the Oscars? – The Guardian investigates a crab museum

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Hooray! The papers end sexism! – Dog eat dog at Crufts – Slay it ain’t so! Queer Eye feud

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The tabloids’ budget meltdown – The Times dives deep on Britain’s shagging habits – What's inside the Oscars goodie bags?

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Cringe on the couch with the Sunaks – Sausage roll with the punches: The Times vs. Greggs – Red carpet moments gone wrong

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Trump's lucky day in latest court ruling – Do you know who anyone on Celeb Big Brother is? – The mega-money 'pre-wedding' of the year

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Sexts shame of Geri Spice’s F1 fella – Raye, Kylie and CMAT storm the Brits – “Flossing for erections”? The Telegraph’s mad sex tips

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George Galloway runs away with Rochdale – Paul Mescal’s pub of love – The world’s weirdest wedding rituals

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Where is Kate Middleton? – GB News drives the Tories crazier – Don't worry Millennials, you'll be rich one day!

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BBC, Huw Edwards and The Sun in blame-fest – Peppa Pig corrupts American youth – Taylor Swift is a satanist, says Boyzone star

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Trump takes on Prince Harry – Jeremy Hunt’s tax cut conundrum – ‘I went to an orgy and didn’t shag’

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Lee Anderson sparks latest Tory turmoil – Joe Biden’s saucy sex life – Bridget Jones is back. Why?

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Lettuce Liz goes mad in America – Barking Bad! Meet Joe Biden’s hell-hound – Are you too posh for Wetherspoon's?

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Chaos in the Commons – Are the middle-class skint? – London’s new mega hotel for poshos

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Prince William’s Gaza plea – Trolleyed? Spannered? How do you say “I’m drunk”? – Roll up for Elton’s car boot sale

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David Cameron vs. dirty Russian money – Dad bods vs. lady bods – The Mail’s Liz Jones vs. reality

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Bad Badenoch lays into Post Office ex-chairman – Barbenheimer row settled at the Baftas – The Star solves JFK mystery

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Best of the Extra Bits

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Sunak double defeat as economy slumps – London’s train lines too ‘woke’ for Mail – Skint? Why not buy a private island?

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Trump ally to David Cameron: “Kiss my ass” – Nigella vs Nutella – “I relived the worst wedding night ever”

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Harry and Meg’s ‘disgusting’ website – J.Lo’s absurd $20 million love letter – The Guardian ruins Valentine’s Day

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Labour chaos at cursed by-election – The weird world of erotic podcasts – Is it time to murder The Muppets?

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Shock as Trump backs Russia to attack allies – Why is Gen Z so boring? – The Times' posh dates gone wrong

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Starmer climate U-turn unites the papers – Attack of the robot toothbrushes! – Inside Vogue’s bumper celebrity love-in

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Sunak’s horrible trans “joke” backfires – No la la! France in sex recession – Weird ways to welcome Spring

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Meet the PopCons: Liz Truss’s mad new gang – “Why King’s cancer is all about ME” says Sarah Vine – The Telegraph’s battle of the biscuits

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King Charles cancer bombshell — Rishi’s crass Rwanda bet with Piers Morgan — Gregg Wallace goes full Alan Partridge

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Papers horror at 'XL bully’ attack – Inside the robot homes of the mega-rich – Was 1974 really the worst year in pop?

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TikTok vs. the music biz – The great reality show rip-off – Boffins blast rugby brain-bashing

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“Take more sickies!” say boffins – Want to buy Berlusconi’s bunga-bungalow? – The Guardian's strict new restaurant rules

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Would you let Elon Musk chip your brain? — Tabloid frenzy over Rashford night out — Tinder swindle! Why you should ditch dating apps

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Will Taylor Swift spell doom for Trump? – Meet the Tories’ ‘Evil Plotters’ – Bigfoot mania: Sasquatch this space!

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Boris Johnson's nonsense army promise – The Sun's insatiable football love rat – Telegraph tells women to act like men

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The Traitors finale makes the papers go crazy – Bra baroness's assets get frozen – Has Cillian Murphy got the most Irish dad ever?

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Not ANOTHER Post Office scandal? – Come again? Searching for The Mail's missing orgasms – Men: “Sorry, we’re rubbish”

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Get Sunak! The Tories are fighting again - Could Brits get sent to war in Russia? – How mad Guardian features happen

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The last chance to beat Trump? – Starmer says: 'Stop the woke war' – Barking mad! Pets go feral after lockdowns

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Measles outbreak: Are the papers to blame? — The bonkers life of Argentina's new First Lady — Women! You’re doing it all wrong again!

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Hero Prince drives to see sick wife – Being kind makes you miserable, says The Guardian – Shag more for Jesus, says Pope

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Why are Charles and Kate in hospital? – Gruesome childcare tips of yore – Man boobs win Fashion Week

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Are the Tories finally falling apart? – The Guardian goes mad for rats – Kate Moss’s never-ending birthday

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What Trump’s Iowa mega-win means – Did Harry and Meghan really steal The Queen's nickname? – YOU could be buried next to Karl Marx

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Sunak’s doom poll – Psychedelic Musk’s drug dilemma – Prof’s plant-powered porn palaver

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Why are we bombing Houthi rebels? – AirBnB in “tent in a kitchen” storm – The Guardian vs dodgy Instagram ads

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Sunak caves to Postmasters – Posh school poo horror – “Women! You’re doing it wrong!” say the press

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The Post Office scandal becomes a firestorm – How to beat online love scammers – Sad hubby’s foot fetish flop

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Do the Epstein sex tapes really exist? – Is “face yoga” just middle-class gurning? – Stockport mystery meat mystery!

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Post Office scandal anger grows – Social media “Oldfluencers” take over – Terror at 16,000ft!

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Who’s on the Epstein List? – Is it the end for Prince Andrew? – Saltburn resurrects Sophie Ellis-Bextor

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Dartbreak for Littler – Is “Starmergeddon” real? – R.I.P. the Captain Tom Spa

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Sunak’s dodgy asylum numbers – The Guardian can’t quit its phone – Mickey Mouse goes feral

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Boy wonder takes dart world by storm – Plus, steamy DJ's sauna mission

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Year in review part 3: Trump arrested, Braverman booted and Cameron returns

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Year in review part 2: Boris bogs off, Schofield scandal and Prince Charles gets a promotion

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Year in review part 1: Rishi’s promises, Gary Lineker vs. the BBC and Sturgeon quits

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Judge orders Epstein friends to be named – plus, Times goes all-in on “rizz” and “the ick”

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Marvel star fired for assault – plus, Miss France in “woke hair” kerfuffle?

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Tory peer Mone admits she lied about £60m PPE profits – plus Posh Scrooge mum who’s not buying ANY presents this year

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Vapes of Wrath: Dirty tricks of Big Tobacco exposed – plus Lost Brit boy found in French mountains… and it’s all a bit weird

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Bonk to the future! The Sun has the sex obsessions of 2024 – plus, Have the middle classes ruined Christmas?

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The insane life of Tom Cruise’s new Russian girlfriend – plus, Rwanda Rishi’s close shave

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Rishi rattled over Rwanda and COVID inquiry – plus Zara puts Gaza campaigners in a rage

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Could jungle snake Farage really take over the Tories? – plus, The best of the celeb interviews: Sex, lies… and ceramics?

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Lying and Crying: Boris disgraces himself again – plus, Christmas carols crisis at The Guardian!

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Braverman restarts the Tory Civil War – plus, Is Taylor Swift really the Person of the Year?

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Boris gets his COVID excuses in early – plus, Is this Britain’s worst Christmas display?

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Episode 100! What’s “Rizz” and have you got it? – plus, Brit wins World Mullet Championship

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Does Starmer really love Thatcher? – plus How to handle Christmas hell

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Kissinger, Shane MacGowan, Alistair Darling, Jimmy Corkhill – They’re with the angels now

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Why is the BBC trashing Newsnight? – plus Johnnies Rotten! Horrible contraceptives from history

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Did Conor McGregor spark a riot? – Plus, How swinging could save your marriage

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Rishi loses his marbles – plus Poshos in poverty cosplay

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Harry and Meghan book dishes new Royal dirt – Plus are you a Stop The Boats Steve or a Remainer Ruth?

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King Charles pockets charity cash – Plus, AI boffins drop an apocalyptic clanger

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Papers in a spin over Hunt’s budget – Plus, Scourge of the TikTok snitches

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Desperate Tories' tax gamble – plus, Confessions of a middle-class shoplifter

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How Sunak’s slap-up scheme spread the virus – plus, The sex lives of bats revealed

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Tories waste £100 billion – plus Pablo Escobar’s cocaine hippos

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Hunt’s mad meds ban for jobless – plus Men in “no mates” shocker

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Rwanda fans rage at Rishi – plus Di’s ghost gives Royals PR tips

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