All Episodes
Plants and Pipettes — 176 episodes
A much larger duck, effectively a submarine
Is a grape just as sweet without the colour?
The end was a little bit sad, but I liked the beginning
Catnip could be pollinated by cats
I shot all my powder
Walk like an ant, look like a plant, be a spider
Plants are big straws
Plants and Rats
Draw Joram a picture of smart orchards, please
Meow meow, meow meow meow!
Playing around with the ploidy level of plants
The broccoli-cauliflower-conundrum
Bishop’s balls
Party of Pokers
Turn humans into moss
We are mosses
Big British Cheese 1
It’s not you, it’s us
A thirsty secret
We're on holiday!
The sexy mixing
Why do trees collect clocks?
Hey tree, are you my friend?
Cat bartering market
Don’t pick the penis plants
Let’s find a moon tree
And by cats I mean dogs
A cat gap in the resumé
Eggplants and Pipettes
COWpeaMILK – it’s full of plantibodies!
WHY IS THE DOG IN THE GREENHOUSE? (and where does the bee keep his oils?)
Stranger to the trees – an interview with Kat Austen
(Stop) trying to make photoaerogens happen, it’s not going to happen
Dinosaurs in car parks
Giggle Peas
Neptune (fountain architect)
Some rings attached to some bits
The abominable mystery of Wolverine’s claws
Plants and Mycelium – how plants and fungi work together
Angiosperm Terrestrial Revolution (band) – All Flesh Tomato, Oxygen Generating Archaea, Biophony
Day 24 – Merry Christmas
Day 23 – Baby, it's cold outside
Day 22 – the Christmas rose
Day 21 – Bye, Bye Bitterness
Day 20 – CRISPR poinsettias
Day 19 – Pine Cooler
Day 18 – Brits and Brussel Sprouts
Day 17 – The Yule Cat
Day 16 – A microscopic Bauble
Day 15 – A merry Christmas Cushion
Day 14 – New Zealand Christmas Tree
Day 13 – Holly and Mate
Day 12 – In a German Pickle
Day 11 – Australian Christmas Trees
Day 10 – Holly
Day 9 – It's beginning to smell like Christmas
Day 8 – The Place Christmas Trees Grow
Day 7 – Cinnamon
Day 6 – Eco-Glitter
Day 5 – Forever green
Day 4 – Kranz means Wreath
Where would you hide a fig? – air pollution, new Ficus, free dyes
Day 3 - The Christmas Caterpillar
Day 2 – Poinsettia
Day 1 - The First Christmas Tree
The last episode (before the break)
DNA spikey, enzyme no likey – monitoring H2O2 live, seed inspiration, cheatgrass
Eiersollbruchstellenverursacher – sea slugs, cool new wheat, talking ducks
You’re going to need a zebra – Ivy, Alexandra Daisy Ginsberg, cold plasma
We did it!
The world’s worst guessing game (100 facts pt. III)
Wow, they're really doing it (ep. 100 pt. 2)
Episode 100 pt 1: The facts awaken
In Bird Culture, this is considered a slick move
Praise be the Dick Rocket – Tragopogon, Bethany Nichols, AI protein prediction
You’re wasting your space-nip! – Lettuce Opium, Dinosaurs, Fairy Lanterns
Derp – Social Ferns, Salty Greens, Dark Biofilms
Don’t do Chromothripsis, kids! – Epigenetics, NPAAs, quick fixes
A new hope – monkey puzzles, pride month, sleight of beak
Udder industry is angry – Proximity proteomics, cactus trafficking, graphene confusion
Dung is the correct place to be – reflective moss, Mark Spencer, beautiful plants
At the carp waterpark – biosensors, tracking carp, pseudopollen
Power Plants – Vegetable Sheep, Joanne Chory, Microneedles
Blaukraut bleibt Blaukraut – new blue food dye, learnings from COVID, parsnip burns
CAPE FASHION – hipster coffee, Beronda Montgomery, SciComm for PlantSci
Licked by a bee – pollinators, plants and pollinators (also pollinators)
The etymology of loot – extremophiles, subtraction bias, jargon
Building molecular Legos –ATP synthase research with Etienne Meyer
Explosive Good Looking Salmon – lavender, antarctic exploration, lemurs
Mietschuldenfreiheitsbescheinigung – Feral crops, seed maturation, anti-Asian racism
Let the Whale Fall – headless sea slugs, pollen season, clever cuttlefish
I am kind of a time traveller – with Aly Baumgartner
MC Hammer is right about science – Nasturtium, Helia Bravo Hollis, icebergs
Positive Adjectives! – Tomato transpiration, wild cotton, super-plants?
Joram and the curse of knowledge – gum arabic, homework, artistic AI
Bomblebees – TNT, Blue, Science Bots
Plants, Pipettes, Periods & Parrots – Noble Rhubarb, Female Adventurers, Cyborg Fly Traps
Hissing Blue Tits – Roots in compacted soil, crested rats, gribble
The ducks are anxious – the order of Cycads, Matilda Gage, Red Hot Chili Solar Panels
Don’t call it Moth-Paté – seagrass biofilms, fatty moths, fatty plants
Tapeworms have the life we all want – A christmas episode
Saving seeds in times of war – Genebanks and Machine Learning
Atomic Kitten – Spanish Moss, Thekla Resvoll, Mentorship and Gender
Let it grow – Sorghum spikelets, great paper titles, honest signalling
The one where Joram did his homework – rediscovering extinct plants, Luciana Leite and Luisa M. Diele-Viegas, Platypodes under UV light
Social Distancing Bats – Venus Fly Traps, Pandas, Chinas Carbon Capture
Nature really wants to make crabs – Gympie gympie, Pamela Ronald, Pink Pineapple
Puffin economy – Mast Seeding, Nobel Prizes, Bird stuff
Bonnie Tyler AI – Wormwood, Single names, Smart Birds
Oh god, it’s invasive! – Florencia Yannelli on escaped invasive plants
Enzymes are stupid – C4 trees, forest sounds, women saving bird research
Hummingbird popsicles – Elecampane, Segenet Kelemu and genome editing detection
T-rexes have really good reflexes – microviscosity, science tattoos, wild pollinators
Succulent chicken – Phytomining, Cyanotype, Boosted Tobacco
Stacks of wheat – Vertical farming, occlupanid research, thievish animals
Mola mola babies – extremophile algae, intersectional feminism in academia, talking to conspiracy theorists
Worm twitter is angry – Sunflowers, worm discrimination, beautiful snails
Penguins propelling poo – self-drilling seeds, arctic explorers, and some plant science
Pavlov’s pea plants
Don't be a hypocrite, be a hypogriff
Not red means not recording
WEIRD, STRANGE, CRINGE
Fake, Fake, Truth – 50th episode shenanigans
Help! Squirrels! – Black eyed peas, Georgiana Simpson, and the humor effect
Spinach and strawberries – artificial photosynthesis at the interphase of nature and technology
Don’t send Tom Cruise, send three to four Arabidopsis
Tomato Body Horror
The study of ducks
Pockets on everything
To bidet
Uncomfortably large amounts of salt
Flatten the curve!
Sunflower bros
Chinese Duck Army
Get the hell off my carpet!
Plant protein is the best
Demoralized by pandas
Tangent on a tangent on a tangent
FLUORESCENT PINK SLUG!
Tegan is a rubber tree
We're good with technology
Cretaceous Park
WELCOME BACK!
Advent Day 6 – Pretty Poinsettias, Caterpillars and acid (intermission)
Pigheaded Pigweed (Intermission)
There is no such thing as 'the' arabidopsis genome (intermission)
Cats and Naked Ladies (Intermission)
Phlehem
Murder (of Crows) Podcast
You know nothing, RuBisCO.
We hate bigotry but we love leaves
Free Access to Bonnie Tyler
There's an actual leaf in my chili
There is no such thing as a non-GMO peanut
Don't be a swan
High achievers in science
Pipettes and the use of pipettes in pipetting
Don't get me started on the gig economy
Tegan, tell us about your sparkly armpits
This episode will cure cancer
Voldemort can't produce a patronus
Plants and Pipettes and Pens and Paper
the one about the climate crisis
I literally don't know any words
QUILTBAG
Joachim Phoenix
PPR-protein-expression-system-plant: very good ☁☂
Harry Bittercress and the suspicious petals
Pennycress for your thoughts
Crouching Dragon Hidden Protein
Seven Dish
What's the deal with ferns and their epidermis?
Hot Junk
Throwing Shade
Pee-rigation
No Touchy the Planty