All Episodes
Radio vs. the Martians! — 230 episodes
Fun Size Episode 84 – WWE Ballet with Trucks
Podcasta la Vista, Baby! Episode 31 – FUBAR
Radio vs. the Martians! Commentary Track – Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace
Episode 60 – Zardoz
Fun Size Episode 83 – The Best Chris
Fun Size Episode 82 – X-Pac Heat
Episode 59 – Halloween III: Season of the Witch
Fun Size Episode 81 – Sadness and Anxiety Being Poured on Your Naked Brain
Fun Size Episode 80 – Dangerous Banned Secrets of the Hidden Masters
Podcasta la Vista, Baby! Episode 30 – Twins
Fun Size Episode 79 – The Assassination of Willow by the Coward Disney+
Episode 58 – Hudson Hawk
Fun Size Episode 78 – Video Game Dr. Mengele
Podcasta la Vista, Baby! Episode 29 – The Villain
Fun Size Episode 77 – A Plague of Ricks
Fun Size Episode 76 – Make It Work.
Episode 57 – Sorcerer (1977)
Fun Size Episode 75 – Literal Toilet Money
Podcasta la Vista, Baby! Episode 28 – Terminator: Dark Fate
Fun Size Episode 74 – That’s How You Get an Independence Day!
Episode 56 – Vengeance (2022)
Fun Size Episode 73 – But, She Has a New Hat!
Episode 55 – The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien
Fun Size Episode 72 – Highway to Heaven, Except He Breaks Peoples’ Fingers
Fun Size Episode 71 – That’s Capitalism, Baby!
Fun Size Episode 70 – Selling Diet Pills on Instagram
Episode 54 – Shiver: Selected Stories by Junji Ito
Fun Size Episode 69 – Two Degrees From Luke Skywalker
Episode 53 – The Blues Brothers
Fun Size Episode 68 – Nobody Gives a Fuck About Rutherford B. Hayes
Podcasta la Vista, Baby! Episode 27 – Raw Deal
Fun Size Episode 67 – When Did I Become an Old Man?
Podcasta la Vista, Baby! Episode 26 – Pumping Iron
Fun Size Episode 66 – The Word for That Is “Extortion”
Episode 52 – Django (1966)
Fun Size Episode 65 – From Sublime to Disgusting (And Everything in Between)
Podcasta la Vista, Baby! Episode 25 – Junior
Fun Size Episode 64 – A Real Lesson in Imagined Power
Episode 51 – Phantasm
Fun Size Episode 63 – I Want Willem Dafoe in Every Movie
Episode 50 – The Green Knight
Episode 49 – Santa Claus: The Movie
Fun Size Episode 62 – Spokój
Fun Size Episode 61 – Artisanal Trash
Episode 48 – Sin City
Fun Size Episode 60 – George Lucas Martyrs
Podcasta la Vista, Baby! Episode 24 – Maggie
Black Ops Episode 21 – Hunter Biden and the Holy Grail
Fun Size Episode 59 – Don’t Back Dun’, Double Dun’
Episode 47 – F for Fake
Fun Size Episode 58 – A Human Soup of Band-Aids and Pee
Podcasta la Vista, Baby! Episode 23 – The 6th Day
Fun Size Episode 57 – The SJW/C.H.U.D. Alliance
Episode 46 – Wonder Twins by Mark Russell and Stephen Byrne
Fun Size Episode 56 – “The Customer is Always Right”
Episode 45 – Willow
Fun Size Episode 55 – Jerkbeast
Episode 44 – Fight Club
Fun Size Episode 54 – Birds Aren’t Real
Black Ops Episode 20 – Difficulty Is Kind of the Point
Fun Size Episode 53 – Rest in Piss, You Piece of Shit
Fun Size Episode 52 – The Show That Launched a Thousand Vasectomies
Fun Size Episode 51 – Existential Dread and Animal Puns
Black Ops Episode 3 – Sorry, Richard Roeper [DECLASSIFIED!]
Black Ops Episode 15 – What Do You Think Alan Moore Did? [DECLASSIFIED!]
Black Ops Episode 1 – Real Sociopaths Work for Goldman Sachs [DECLASSIFIED!]
Black Ops Episode 9 – You Are Not a Mistake [DECLASSIFIED!]
Black Ops Episode 19 – Whoa: Keanu Reeves in Theory and Practice [DECLASSIFIED!]
Fun Size Episode 50 – It’s Just the End of the World as We Know It
Fun Size Episode 49 – Tales of the Quarantine Titans
Fun Size Episode 48 – The New Quarantine Titans
Fun Size Episode 47 – Quarantine Titans Go!
Fun Size Episode 46 – Quarantine Titans
Fun Size Episode 45 – Nerds Will Always Break Your Heart
Episode 43 – Condorman
Fun Size Episode 44 – Walking With Dom
Podcasta la Vista, Baby! Episode 22 – True Lies
Fun Size Episode 43 – Get in a Booth and Pretend to Be Poop
Hex & Violence Episode 4 – The Latest in Pickling Technology
Black Ops Episode 19 – Whoa: Keanu Reeves in Theory and Practice
Black Ops Episode 18 – An Inspiring Racist
Black Ops Episode 17 – Ask Us Anything: 2019
Fun Size Episode 42 – Hey, I Know That!
Podcasta la Vista, Baby! Episode 21 – Jingle All the Way
Fun Size Episode 41 – Clown Ronin
Episode 42 – Chopping Mall
Fun Size Episode 40 – The Fucking C-Word
Podcasta la Vista, Baby! Episode 20 – Red Sonja
Fun Size Episode 39 – How Could We Forget Odo?
Black Ops Episode 16 – An Infinite Loop of a Second Act
Episode 41 – Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Ask Us Anything Right Here!
Fun Size Episode 38 – The H.H. Holmes of Minecraft
Episode 40 – Columbo: Murder By the Book
Black Ops Episode 15 – What Do You Think Alan Moore Did?
Fun Size Episode 37 – Skoodenfroodie
Podcasta la Vista, Baby! Episode 19 – Sabotage
Fun Size Episode 36 – Peak Clown
Episode 39 – Spider-Man
Black Ops Episode 14 – More Stuff in the Basement
Fun Size Episode 35 – My Boss is Trying to Kill Matt Damon
Episode 38 – Return to Oz
Black Ops Episode 13 – Some Stuff in the Basement
Podcasta la Vista, Baby! Episode 18 – Eraser
Fun Size Episode 34 – The Unanimous Whipping Boy of Big Budget Cinema
Fun Size Episode 33 – Give Rob Kelly Some Money!
Episode 37 – WrestleMania XIX
Black Ops Episode 12 – Spoiler Alert: Ghosts Don’t Exist
Black Ops Episode 11 – A Bacterial Infection That Helps You Fight Crime
Fun Size Episode 32 – Mistakes Were Made
Podcasta la Vista, Baby! Episode 17 – Total Recall
Black Ops Episode 10 – Meet Your Parents. Make Money. Kill Hitler.
Join Us for the Third Annual Captain Picard Day Celebration!
Episode 36 – Uzumaki by Junji Ito
Fun Size Episode 31 – Beauty and Meaning in the Wreckage of Late Stage Capitalism
Fun Size Episode 30 – That’s My Kind of Garbage!
Podcasta la Vista, Baby! Episode 16 – Last Action Hero
Fun Size Episode 29 – Fighting the Adam West Fight
Episode 35 – Highlander
Black Ops Episode 9 – You Are Not a Mistake
Fun Size Episode 28 – The Wilhelm Scream of Star Wars Movies
Episode 34 – American Movie
Fun Size Episode 27 – Not My Luke Skywalker!
Podcasta la Vista, Baby! Episode 15 – Conan the Destroyer
Fun Size Episode 26 – A Continuity Gumbo of Nonsense
Episode 33 – Akira
Black Ops Episode 8 – This Is Not Funny, You’re Not Funny, and I Don’t like You
Fun Size Episode 25 – Fuck You, It’s Hitler!
Podcasta la Vista, Baby! Episode 14 – Red Heat
Black Ops Episode 7 – The Twilight of the Pamphlet
Fun Size Episode 24 – By the Way, I Have a Plan to Kill You
Episode 32 – The Flintstones by Mark Russell and Steve Pugh
Podcasta la Vista, Baby! Episode 13 – Terminator: Genisys
Podcasta la Vista, Baby! Episode 12 – Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
Podcasta la Vista, Baby! Episode 11 – Terminator 2: Judgment Day
Podcasta la Vista, Baby! Episode 10 – The Terminator
Fun Size Episode 23 – Whacking Off to the ’80s
Episode 31 – Ghostbusters (1984)
Fun Size Episode 22 – Practical Porgs: It’s Not a Sex Thing, Yet
Black Ops Episode 6 – The World Outside of Travis Bickle’s Car
Podcasta la Vista, Baby! Episode 9 – Escape Plan
Hex & Violence Episode 3 – Shades of Gray
Fun Size Episode 21 – The Nadir of Peak TV
Fun Size Episode 20 – You Don’t Deserve My Hat, Shia LaBeouf!
Episode 30 – Keanu Reeves
Black Ops Episode 5 – What is the Zombie Version of Deep Space Nine?
Fun Size Episode 19 – This Human Centipede of Cinematic Nonsense
Podcasta la Vista, Baby! Episode 8 – End of Days
Fun Size Episode 18 – A Nesting Doll of Weird
Podcasta la Vista, Baby! Episode 7 – Conan the Barbarian
Fun Size Episode 17 – Unforgiven Meets Little Miss Sunshine
Podcasta la Vista, Baby! Episode 6 – Batman & Robin
Fun Size Episode 16 – The Billy Martin Experience
Episode 29 – Vertigo Comics
Black Ops Episode 4 – Death is Kinda Stupid
Fun Size Episode 15 – The Internet Needs to Have Its Mind Blown a Little Less Easily
Podcasta la Vista, Baby! Episode 5 – The Last Stand
Fun Size Episode 14 – Who Doesn’t Want to See Dwayne Johnson Punch a Hippo?
Hex & Violence Episode 2 – Swamp Folk
Fun Size Episode 13 – A Digital Effects Orgasma-Ganza
Fun Size Episode 12 – I’m Just Here for Ka-Ching!
Episode 28 – The Fast and the Furious
Black Ops Episode 3 – Sorry, Richard Roeper
Hex & Violence Episode 1 – First Impressions
Hex & Violence Episode 0 – Who is Jonah Hex?
Fun Size Episode 11 – Why Would Daredevil Need a Flashlight?
Black Ops Episode 2 – The Best Way to Build a Creeper Trap
Podcasta la Vista, Baby! Episode 4 – Predator
Black Ops Episode 1 – Real Sociopaths Work for Goldman Sachs
Fun Size Episode 10 – Jodorowsky’s Still Alive
Episode 27 – Open World Video Games
Brand New Reward for Patreon Subscribers!
Fun Size Episode 9 – Something, Something, Iron Man
Podcasta la Vista, Baby! Episode 3 – Hercules in New York
Fun Size Episode 8 – No, Jack Bauer!
Episode 26 – Vigilante Fiction
Fun Size Episode 7 – Chickens. They Are a Taciturn Bunch
Episode 25 – Don Bluth
Fun Size Episode 6 – Open Carry Nunchuck Movement
Fun Size Episode 5 – So Many Props Made of Real, Atomic Matter
Fun Size Episode 4 – A Discussion About Sam’s Feelings
Podcasta la Vista, Baby! Episode 2 – Kindergarten Cop
Episode 24.5 – Not Everybody is You, Grant Morrison!
Episode 24 – Batman
Episode 23.5 – Do We Need to Get Racist, Casey?
Episode 23 – Star Trek: the Next Generation
Podcasta la Vista, Baby! Episode 1 – The Running Man
Podcasta la Vista, Baby! Episode 0 – Why Arnold Schwarzenegger?
Episode 22.5 – A Loud, Brown Blur
Episode 22 – Bioshock
Episode 21.5 – The Robots Disagree with You, Edgar Wright!
Episode 21 – Twin Peaks
Fun Size Episode 3 – It Plays Brown Things!
Fun Size Episode 2 – The Future is Just…Brown
Episode 20.5 – I’ve Been Peeing Into a Jar This Whole Time
Episode 20 – Watchmen
Episode 19.5 – Are You a Bad Enough Dude to Beat Up Uwe Boll?
Episode 19 – Quentin Tarantino
Episode 18.5 – Somebody Destroyed One of Roger Moore’s Horcruxes
Episode 18 – James Bond
Episode 17.5 – He’s Kind of Just a Little Bit Weirdo Cultist
Episode 17 – Steven Spielberg
Help the Hatchers!
Episode 16.5 – What the Fuck is a Libyan?
Episode 16 – Expanded Universes
Episode 15 – Fighting Games
Fun Size Episode 1 – Puppy Vengeance
Episode 14 – M. Night Shyamalan
Episode 13 – Blade Runner
Episode 12 – Conan the Barbarian
Our New Radio Ad!
Episode 11 – Hayao Miyazaki
Episode 10 – Planet of the Apes
Episode 9 – Nintendo
Episode 8.5 – Rise of the Planet of the Nerds
Episode 8 – So Bad, It’s Good
Episode 7.5 – Unlicensed Nuclear Accelerators
Episode 7 – Dungeons & Dragons
Episode 6.5 – Bustin’ Makes Us Feel Good!
Episode 6 – Arnold Schwarzenegger
Episode 5.5 – I Wouldn’t Trust Hulk Hogan to Host a Tapeworm
Episode 5 – Superman
Episode 4.5 – Wilford Brimley Battles an Orc with a Scimitar
Episode 4 – George Lucas
Episode 3.5 – The Crocodile Tears of Castamere
Episode 3 – Zombies
Episode 2.5 – Le Morte d’Macho Man
Episode 2 – Professional Wrestling
Episode 1.5 – Star Trek 90210
Episode 1 – Star Trek