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Virgin Father

Back on Air – September 10th

ROR 192: The New Tablets

ROR 191: Getting Old in Prison

ROR 190: Uncomfortable

ROR 188: A Weekend With My Wife

ROR 187: Violated, Part 2

ROR 186: Violated

Quick Update: January 2026

ROR 185: The Nurse

ROR 184: ERICK ESTRADA | PART 1

ROR 183: Prison Tier Fight

ROR 182: They need your help

ROR 181: I Want to Give the World Nachos

ROR 180: Celeste Blair | In the Absence of Paint | Part 2

ROR 179: Austin | Voicemail Episode

ROR 178: Celeste Blair | In the Absence of Paint | Part 1

ROR 177: Cellie Adventures - Part 3

ROR 176: Cellie Adventures - Part 2

ROR 175: Cellie Adventures - Part 1

ROR 174: Scott’s Wild Story - Part 2

ROR 173: Scott’s Wild Story - Part 1

ROR 172: You Ain’t Beyond Saving

ROR 171: Knives, Drugs, and Cell Phones

ROR 170: The Virginia Parole Board

ROR 169: A Crazy Prison Story

ROR 168: Second Chancer | Jesse Crosson Interview

ROR 167: Something Needs to Change

ROR 166: Answering Listeners’ Questions

ROR 165: Some Good News

The Tiger King (Joe Exotic)

ROR 164: Statewide Lockdown

Fear, Fools, and Prison Weed Economics (Patreon Episode)

ROR 163: Mother's Day in Prison

ROR 162: Buckingham

ROR 161: On The Bus

ROR 160: The Visit

ROR 159: Pod Drama

ROR 158: Use of Force

ROR 157: Is this the end of Red Onion Randy?

ROR 156: DOGE

ROR 155: Robert Brooks

ROR 154: A Tough Nerd

America’s Original Prison Podcast – Now on Patreon!

ROR 153: Keefe Group

ROR 152: Co-Defendants

ROR 151: Hillbillies

ROR 150: To Catch a Predator

ROR 149: The LA Wildfires

ROR 148: The Fires at Red Onion

ROR 147: The rich and the poor

ROR 146: Where I'm at

ROR 145: Luigi Mangione

ROR 144: A Conversation With My Podcast Producer

ROR 143: The Alaskan Avenger

ROR 142: Hunter Biden

ROR:141 The Prison Library

ROR 140: Incentives

ROR 139: An Open Letter To Donald Trump

ROR 138: Be A Man

ROR 137: Religion

ROR 136: Battles Worth Fighting

ROR 135: Wedding day in prison

ROR 134: Hate Mail

ROR 133: Chaos, Part 3

ROR 132: Chaos Part 2

ROR 131: Chaos Part 1

ROR 130: Prison Weight Pile

ROR 129: Nicole

ROR 128: Answering listener questions

ROR 127: Friends

ROR 126: Keen Mountain

ROR 125: Life Update December 2023

Psychic Vampires

Drugs in Prison

Some Men Can Handle It. Some Can't.

Praying for a Lockdown

A Glimpse of Freedom

If it’s not treated, it’s going to kill you

Eight Crazy Days

New Pod

Glad to Be Back

Questions from Kyrgyzstan

Transfer Pain

A Way Out of Prison

Endless Frustration

An Emotional Pressure Cooker

A Cast of Characters

A Young Man in Trouble

Writing to Prisoners

Prison Showers

Convict Conditioning

Keeping Sane Inside

Anger and Forgiveness

John Q. Smith and a Season Break

Pornography and Masturbation

Shawshank Redemption - Fact or Fiction?

Hotline for Messages

Tattoo

Little John

Reputation

Gunning

Red Onion Then and Now Part 2

Will Smith v Chris Rock

Betrayal

Spiraling Down

Flower in the Wasteland

Red Onion Then and Now: Part 1

Republicans vs Democrats

Randy in Quarantine

Joe Giarratano

Sports - One of the More Beautiful Forms of Escapism

Randy's Model Prison

Conor McGregor, Success Killer

Time, The Cruel Mistress

Hospital Visit

Home Sweet Home

Tuco Salamanca

Frustration

Cellies

Randy Gets a Transfer

My Brother Jason

Randy Answers Questions from Children and a Boxer

The Murder

The World Outside the Window

Music

Prison Medical

Childhood: The Unforgettables

Randy's Prison Rules Concluded

Prison Boyfriends

Elise and The Magic Well

Randy's Prison Rules

Mother

Father

Guns

Dream of Freedom

Mental Health

The Child Molester: a Closer Look

The Appeal: No Backing Up

The Podcast: Behind the Scenes

Lockdown

The Appeal: Jonathan Sheldon

Life is Beautiful

An Alpha Male

Killer in the Jungle

Gangbanger Danger

Fear

Beauty from the Ashes

Dungeons and Dragons

My Education

Life Without the Possibility of Parole

Addicted to Crime

Prison Mash

Visitation

The Coffee Dare

Trust No-one?

Don't Call Me Ghost: Prison Nicknames

Recipes for Kevin

A Practical Guide to Prison Life

To Fight or not to Fight

Fight Club

Gladiator School

A 42-Year-Old Virgin

The Wild Horses of My Childhood

Lace 'Em Up! Footwear on the Inside

Keefe Commissary versus Prison Issue

Stone Cold Warriors

Racism and Red Onion

Falling Out with Lee Boyd Malvo

Interfaith Action for Human Rights: Gay Gardner Interview

Christmas Holiday (Not) Special

Randy Answers Your Questions

Working for the Man

Gimme the Chicken Tray! (Hilarious)

Damn Nightmare

Red Onion Lullaby

Anger, Boredom and Fantasy

Groundhog Day

The Child Molester

True Blood

Solitary - Final Years Part 2

Solitary - Final Years Part 1

Don't Shake the Spoon

I Ain’t Heard from You in a While...

Q&A: The Thing That Kept Me From Going Insane

From Solitary to Gen Pop and Back Again

A Walk in the Woods

The Choice We Make

Covid-19 comes to Red Onion

Basically a Torture Chamber

Strike First

No Gettin' Punked Once

The Scary Thing

That Evil Black Cloud

My Teenage Years

Childhood

Loneliness and Friendship

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