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289 - Sterling Hayden (pt3): RED, white & Blue

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288 - Crappy Colonies: Charlesfort, Fort Caroline & St. Augustine

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You Can Have Better Memory (1959) - Reading

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287 - Sterling Hayden (pt2): A very cool, hot headed man who is very hot.

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286 - Sterling Hayden (pt.1): Hard Wandering

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285 Lord Minimus (Jeffrey Hudson) pt.3: A loss and gain of stature

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284 - Lord Minimus (Jeffrey Hudson) pt.2 - Pint-size Pandemonium

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283 - Lord Minimus (Jeffrey Hudson) pt.1 - Pickle-chokingly small boy.

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282 - Crappy Colonies: St. Croix, Charlesbourg-Royal & France-Roy

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281 - William Penn (pt.3): Always Crumby in Philadelphia

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280 - William Penn (pt.2): The City of Brotherly Lovin'

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279 - William Penn (pt.1): The Mid Oatmeal Boy

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278 - Crappy Colonies: Santa Maria de Ochuse

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277 - Evel Knievel (pt3): Slow Decline into Boner Pills and Booze

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276 - Evel Knievel (pt.2): The Human Skidmark

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275 - Evel Knievel (pt1): The Butte Boy

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274 - Rube Waddell (pt.3): Stepping off the mound

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273 - Rube Waddell (pt.2): Drunken Baseball Master

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272 - Rube Waddell (pt.1): Part Time Pitcher, Full Time Master Baiter

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271 - Crappy Colonies: San Miguel de Gualdape

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270 - Richard Wagner (pt.2): The Ultimate Annoying Drama Kid

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269 - Richard Wagner (pt.1): The 'voice' of a generation

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268 - Diego Maradona (pt2): Past the Paella Prime

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267 - Diego Maradona (pt1): Football boy wonder

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266 - Ermine de Reims (pt2): 14th Century Jackass

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265 - Ermine de Reims (pt1): Gaping Catholicism

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264 - Douglas Haig (pt6) - A legacy shaped by smooth brains.

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Roast Mortem 2022 Countdown

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263 - Douglas Haig (pt5): Par 22 Million

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262 - Douglas Haig (pt4): The Passchen of Haig

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261 - Douglas Haig (pt3): The Butcher of the Somme

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260 - Douglas 'Horsegirl' Haig (pt2): Prancing into WWI

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259 - Douglas Haig (pt1): Brogue, Boers and Brown Noses

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258 - The Fox Sisters (pt3): Not this time... It's fiction!

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257 - The Fox Sisters (pt.2): Ice Cold Mediums

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256 - The Fox Sisters (pt.1): White rappers & spoopy ghosts

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255 - Queen Elizabeth II (pt.4): Tales from the Walking Royal Crypt

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254 - Queen Elizabeth II (Pt.3): Used Beans and License to Kill

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253 - Queen Elizabeth II (pt.2): Royal Doodies

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252 - Queen Elizabeth II (pt.1): The Country of Cousinly Love

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251 - Klaus Kinski (pt. 2): Pissing semen in all the wrong places

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250 - Klaus Kinski (pt.1): He does have sex

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249 - Sir Richard Burton (pt. 10): A Naughty Author's End

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248 - Sir Richard Burton (pt.9): Damascus, Trieste & Bitter Tonics

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247 - Sir Richard Burton (pt. 8): Burton in Brazil

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246 - Sir Richard Burton (pt. 7): Gorilla Hunting & the Cannibals

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245 - Sir Richard Burton (pt. 6): Burton Does America

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244 - Sir Richard Burton (pt.5): Where the White Nile Grools

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243 - Sir Richard Burton (pt.4): An Examination of the Gash.

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242 - Sir Richard Burton (pt.3): Undercover Hajj to Mecca

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241- Sir Richard Burton (pt.2): A Soldier's* Life

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240 - Sir Richard Burton (pt.1): Yung Ruffian Dick

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239 - Humphrey Bogart: The Stiffest Drink and the Blackest Lungs

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238 - Carl Sagan: The Language of the Cosmos are Boners

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237 - Alexander the Great (pt6): All GREAT things come to an end

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236 - Alexander the Great (pt5): Hitting the Hindu Kush

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235 - Alexander the Great (pt4): Empire Building 101

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234 - Alexander the Great (pt3): Epic Darius vs Alexander Showdown

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233 - Alexander the Great (pt2): Hard Hellenic Hell-Raising

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232 - Alexander the Great (pt1): Greek Salad Extra Ranch

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231 - Chiang Kai-shek (pt4): Taiwan!!! second times a charm, right?

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230 - Chiang Kai-Shek (pt3): WWII Gangbang

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229 - Chiang Kai-Shek (pt2): The Sloppy Nanjing Decade & Donald of China

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228 - Chiang Kai-Shek (pt1): The Virgin Boy Egg of China

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227 - Walt Disney - Cultural Icon, Suppressed Furry & Chu-Chu man

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226 - Melvil Dewey: The Double D Dewey Decimal System

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225 - Hiroshi Yamauchi : Nintendo's Willy Wonka Hates You

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224 - George C Scott (pt2): The Sophisticated Strangler

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223 - George C Scott (pt1): The Meathead Thespian

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222 - Gustav Krupp (pt2): Spicy Germany and the Big Boom Booms

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221 - Gustav Krupp (pt1): A Match Made in Germany

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220 - Hergé: The Misadventures of Tintin

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219 - Alfred Krupp (pt2): We Build This City on Steel & Horse Shit

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218 - Alfred Krupp (pt.1): The Smell of Success

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217 - Harry Selfridge: Department Store Sugar Daddy

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216 - Agrippina the Younger: Move Over Dummies, Mom's Driving

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215 - Dimebag Darrell: Beta-Pantera Shredder & White Wine Enthusiast

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214 - Calamity Jane: BUT WAIT... She's wearing PANTS!

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213 - Hetty Green: The Witch of Wall Street

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2021 Roast Mortem Countdown

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212 - Chris Benoit: The Ultimate Family Man

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211 - V.I. Lenin (pt2): Founder of the USSR (a.k.a. Karl Marx's Afterbirth)

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210 - V.I. Lenin (pt1): The Armchair Revolutionary with a MASSIVE dome

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209 - Dan Sickles (pt2): Civil War One-legged Wonder

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208 - Dan Sickles (pt1): F*ck the Star-Spangled Banner, Kid!

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207 - John Barrymore: Drew's Drunk Hung Grandad

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206 - Iceberg Slim: Legendary Pimp with the Drip

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205 - King John: Robin Hood, Magna Carta & England's Softest Sword

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204 - Richard the Lionheart: The English* Crusader King

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203 - Henry II of England: ANGRY mattress-eating king!

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202 - Robespierre: Rope Shootin' Revolutionary

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201 - Gaius Marius: The Roman Consul with 7 eggs on his face

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200 - Nostradamus: WE STOP 9/11 FROM THE FUTURE USING THE PAST!!!

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199 - Mock Duck: NY Chinatown Tong Wars

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198 - Oliver Reed: Drinking the Pub Dry - Part 2

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197 - Oliver Reed: Perfect English Mayhem - Part 1

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196 - George Adamski: EARTH'S AMBASSADOR TO THE SPACE BROTHERS

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195 - John Gotti: I'm not a Pervert, just the Teflon Don

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194 - Nietzsche: Nihilistic Incel Ubermensch

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193 - Harry Houdini: Wiggle Man Supreme

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